FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Kimino]

Most of the girls will be in your age group and you'll probably be better able to relate to their interests and cultural propensities in a better and more natural way than we older guys can.

Obviously you will miss the perversion of doggie styling somebody that could be your daughter (if you had one), but you can't have everithing :-))))

Just kidding. You will have fun for sure!

Ciao

p.s. Will I get kicked out from the forum for saying such stupid things????

[Kimino]

Hey,

I just joined the forums but I am pretty regular at Artemis whenever I am in Germany. Actually I was there on Tuesday too (Indian guy, on Tuesday was with a Swedish Guy and mostly on the upper bar. And spoke English). Too bad I didn't know about the meet-up.

Indian guy that was in berlin to open up a company????

We did meet man!!!!


You told me I should get towels before lying underneath the stairs, after that we chatted a bit at the bar!

You looked like a very nice person, pity we didn't had more time to chat!

Regards

[Severin Carl]

I will not go to A within the three or four months to come - the young student from Freie Universität whom I use to see while being in Berlin is back from her long excursion to the Middle East and just for the reasons Angus explained I prefer this kind of meeting to the business-athmosphere in a club like A. Its true that you may find very nice girls in this place - I did and I will not deny it. But it is true also, that you often get the impression of being the object of some economic process only. Call me naive or blame me for lack of realism - I still feel strange sometimes when Í think about making love to a girl I didnt know five minutes before. Of course, my little students gets money - she needs the Euros for rents, living, books, trips, tickets. And I need a nice escort when I go to Philharmonie or Staatsoper. And I need her head on my lonely pillow... Try to invite a girl in A to something else but just f... See, what I mean ?
This said, I would like to spend my respect to Angus : Posting considered as one of the fine arts ! My only regret is that my poor english will not permit me to appreciate all the finesses of this literaric chef d'oeuvre. Congratulations.
SC

[Wicked Fire]

Hey,

I just joined the forums but I am pretty regular at Artemis whenever I am in Germany. Actually I was there on Tuesday too (Indian guy, on Tuesday was with a Swedish Guy and mostly on the upper bar. And spoke English). Too bad I didn't know about the meet-up.

Anyway, I will try to post reports as they happen (and post some of my fond memories from the Big A). I plan to spend the whole day at Artemis tomorrow. Anyone else who will be coming?

[Angus Magee]

Thanks again for your excellent reporting, Mr. A., and here is to many, many more from the Disneyland for Big Boys that is the club scene.

Thanks for the kind words Excess. I enjoy writing those reports almost as much as doing the research

I will keep you and he rest of the board posted as to when I will visit other FKK. It is always good to meet like minded ISG members.

Regards

AM

[Charlie 123]

Haha, yeah that's right I am gay and looking for some sweet young boys to fuck... errrmm hell no!! I am straight, however I myself is in the 20-25 age and was thinking if I would be "the odd one out" if I visited Artemis.

Thanks for the answer!°

Just jestin' with ya.

Whilst the majority of customers are in their 40's or older, there are an increasing number of younger guys these days I notice (although perhaps its just that everybody seems to be so much younger than me nowadays as I drift further into old age and infirmity)

Bottom line is that I think you'll feel perfectly at home if you're in your twenties, and indeed I think that 20 to 25 is in many ways the perfect age to visit clubs like Artemis. Most of the girls will be in your age group and you'll probably be better able to relate to their interests and cultural propensities in a better and more natural way than we older guys can.

Enjoy,

Charlie

[Excess]

A fine trio of member reports from the same evening and venue with as expected variations on outlook and results - the good, the bad but not the ugly.

Allow me a comment on Angus` report on the end of the honeymoon period at his to date favourite club.

Angus, dear fellow, much thanks for a frank and honest appraisal of your thoughts and considerations of your relationship with Artemis. Excellent reading as have your many previous reports and for a number of us, a sense of deja vue. You have in my opinion expressed your ups and a few downs with verve and realism.

A bottom line can be that you have arrived at a waystation but also from that vantage point now can look back at the sheer joy and richness of the experiences and characters that you encountered to get here. Equally, it probably is time to move on to other pastures while retaining club A to savour on a less regular basis but with more detachment as you have described in your post.

Like a number of us, you have the memories locked away and are ready to push onto new frontiers of conquest which you are now clearly planning to do.

Every club visit is a learning experience. Get ready to grow older disgracefully in every possible way. Scratch one itch and be sure that another appears. It is a great life, as they say in our homeland that we have left behind in many ways long ago, Eh ?

Thanks again for your excellent reporting, Mr. A., and here is to many, many more from the Disneyland for Big Boys that is the club scene.

E.

[Angus Magee]

Angus, Charlie and Kimino.
Thanks for your posts on your joint adventure. Sorry that I missed it, but your reports gave a great multi-faceted view of your visit. Hoping that Rocketboy, the other member of the Fab Four also posts to add his perceptions.
Thanks, and again, feel really bad that my frantic schedule didn't allow me to make it to this ISG conference.

Thanks for your great feedback Iseeu. I was also disappointed that you could not be there but I hope the fall brings us another opportunity to chat and chase pussy.

AM

[Iseeu]

Angus, Charlie and Kimino.
Thanks for your posts on your joint adventure. Sorry that I missed it, but your reports gave a great multi-faceted view of your visit. Hoping that Rocketboy, the other member of the Fab Four also posts to add his perceptions.
Thanks, and again, feel really bad that my frantic schedule didn't allow me to make it to this ISG conference.

[Angus Magee]

Haha, yeah that's right I am gay and looking for some sweet young boys to fuck... errrmm hell no!! I am straight, however I myself is in the 20-25 age and was thinking if I would be "the odd one out" if I visited Artemis.

Thanks for the answer!°

Well I am glad you take it in the spirit in which it is meant.

But then seriously you will be in the minority at Artemis. But no worries-if you are clean & polite your Euros will be as good as any others and some of the girls may well enjoy your custom. The girl I refer to as Miss X in my current report really does seem to chase after the younger men. But then they (the men) still do have to pay the same.

AM

[Mrlarkin]

Haha, yeah that's right I am gay and looking for some sweet young boys to fuck... errrmm hell no!! I am straight, however I myself is in the 20-25 age and was thinking if I would be "the odd one out" if I visited Artemis.

Thanks for the answer!°

[Angus Magee]

I am contemplating travelling to Berlin and visiting Artemis after all of the good things I have heard about the place.

I am a little interested in knowing what ages the customers at Artemis typically are. Are there a lot of young boys between lets say 20 and 25 yo?

Thanks in advance!

Ummmmm....I am a little worried as to why you ask Read back in the thread a few posts to find out why.

But assuming you will not be hanging around in the downstairs Kino for the wrong reasons-there are all ages visiting but the ages of the men who visit is generally a bit older with the bulk probably being in their 40s & 50s.

AM

[Charlie 123]

Hereunder yet another perspective on Tuesday/Wednesday's activities at Artemis, from the third member of the ISG delegation that had arranged to convene on that date.

Angus, Kimino and Rocket Boy – it was a pleasure to meet you all and I hope to see you again there soon.

I rolled in at about 1. 30pm – the first of the squad to arrive. I had taken the early flight to Berlin and already had an outing that morning at Tiffany's bordello in Ritterstrasse (see Berlin thread for details), so I was in the mood for a relaxing session with one of my regular favourites. Unfortunately none of Selma, Joy or Katja were in residence this week. Instead I was seized upon by Russian caricature-MILF Olga with whom I have partied before in the past as part of a duette with both Selma and Katja, but with whom I had never previously had a solo session. I sort of felt that I 'owed her one' for the sterling service she had delivered on those previous sessions, so when she jumped on me with (apparently) very genuine enthusiasm as soon as I walked in the bar, I decided to honour my debt to her with a quickie.

Olga is by no means going to be everybody's cup of tea – well into her 40's I guess, huge bolt-ons, mid-length dirty-blond hair and a quite pretty face but with a pronounced beak. But she is a very nice girl and an experienced performer who has a loyal clientele. The session was fine;. Long sloppy and sensual blowjob and a nice tit-fuck with a happy ending in her mouth – an unhurried 60 minutes that served its purpose just as expected.

We were chatting afterwards and she started to tell me a story about a very nasty experience that she'd recently had at Artemis with a regular customer of hers. I don't want to go into details here for obvious reasons. She sought my counsel on the matter and we spoke about it for a half an hour or so, during which time I felt I had given her some very sensible advice on what was potentially a quite serious matter. When we got to the locker room to settle up, I was pretty displeased to find that she had taken it upon herself to add that extra 30 minutes to the cost of the session, and thus what should've been a bill for 170Euros had now become 230E. As Angus has alluded to in his most recent report, I am pretty generous with the girls, especially the ones with whom I have some sort of ongoing thing, but I hate to be taken for a **** by anyone. As is my way, I just handed over the money without a word, but by her conduct she has removed herself completely from what was anyway only the periphery of my sessioning spectrum.

All that is somewhat anecdotal – much more of interest and promising was my experience this week with the 22 year old little Hungarian spinner called Gabizca (probably wildly mis-spelt) during which she graduated from a probable write-off to a certain regular over the course of only 24 hours.

Gabizca is quite short with a round pretty face, shoulder-length dark hair, a nice tan, large breasts (probably a the cup), good legs and a nice smile and a cheeky attitude. Session 1 was late on Tuesday night when I was totally run down and half-minded to quit and return to the hotel. She sidled over whilst I was slumped at the bar alone (the other members of the gang had all disappeared off to the room with one girl or another) and we chatted briefly. I fancied her quite strongly, but I also had the firm feeling that it wasn't going to be a good session. I warned her that I wasn't in the mood but she persisted, and eventually I agreed to 'give it a go'. In the room she was pleasant enough, with light kisses and a competent BJ, but after the gummi went on and I entered her whilst she lay on her back, I realised after a matter of seconds that I just wasn't going to come, and I aborted the session after only 10 minutes in the room. I rarely resent this sort of experience – the only time I do end up really regretting matters is when I struggle away for an hour or more with half an erection and an increasingly frustrated and unhappy partner, and end up with a sore cock that puts me out of action the next day.

I had a chat with Angus later that evening about Gabrizca. He told me that he had also had had a disappointing session with her at some time in the past, but that another forum member swears by her and that she is supposed to be a really fun playmate once she gets going. We both speculated as to whether she might be one to give a second chance to. Despite the fact that my brief liaison with her had disappointed, there was something about her that intrigued and attracted me.

Next afternoon I was back, at about 4 pm after I had done my day's work. In short, about an hour later I was with Gabrizca on one of the round beds in the bar with her sitting on my face whilst I lay prostrate, moaning softly as she slowly slid her soaking pussy up and down over my tongue for about 15 minutes. As you will gather – things went much, much better the second time round! Her kissing was more passionate this time whilst still discrete, and her blowjob delivered with much more enthusiasm. We finished in mish – a really good session for me, and one that she enjoyed as well without totally getting off. But very promising, and suggestive of perhaps even better things to come in the future?

That future, and its latent promise, came into full fruition to stunning effect only a few hours later. Once again a lapse in proceedings found us chatting in the corner of the bar area when the subject of threesomes came up. She has a friend ''from Hungary called Susanne and many times we do a lesbi show together blah blah'' etc etc. I explained to her that I have a lot of experience of threesomes, which tend to be either fabulous outings or total wastes of time. There's not usually much middle ground in my experience. I also explained that there's a whole world of difference between 'lesbi show' and 'lesbi sex', and she assured me that she understood fully what I meant. Eventually she was able to persuade me that she and her fried really intended to deliver upon her assurances, and that she understood that the she was wagering the progress we had made that day upon a satisfactory outcome with her and Susanna. 60E + 50E apiece for a half-hour of full-scale licking sucking and fucking was the tariff agreed, and she went to fetch her friend who turned out to be a tall red(ish)head with a plain face, nice smooth white skin and pert round see cups.

Susanna turned out to be the real deal, and she certainly brought out the best in Gabrizca. After 30 seconds I knew already it was going to be great. Everybody took turns in DFK'ing everybody, then Susanna and I licked Gabi out together, then the girls swapped roles, then one of them sucked my cock while the other one licked her out, then they swapped. Etc etc. A superb session – certainly the best threesome I've had at Artemis – perhaps the best one outside of my considerable experience in such matters with a string of bisexual past girlfriends. After multiple variations, including me fucking Susanna whilst Gabi sat on her face grinding her pussy against her mouth whilst I sucked on her (Gabi's) tits, I eventually blew my load into Susanna's pussy whilst the girls DFK'd wildly and fingered each other. It was really great, and Gabrizca turned out to be a really dirty girl who fully justified the investment of time and money that I made in her. I think that there's a moral there somewhere but I'm not quite sure what it is – I'm going to a friend's wedding on Sunday, perhaps I'll print off a transcript of this report so I can ask the chaplain to help me appreciate whatever hidden truth lies behind the Gabrizca experience. Cost, by the way, was billed at the initial offer of 110E per girl despite us going well over time – I showed my appreciation by giving them 250E to share.

To round off the evening I had a late session with little Slovakian blond Leila, a repeat from some 6 months back when I had enjoyed a rushed session just before my flight home that I'd never had the chance to follow up on. This was the first time I'd bumped into her since, and once again she gave me a very nice time. Briefly, after the usual kisses, she positioned herself on top of me and rubbed her pussy against my uncovered dick until she got herself really nice and wet, and then had a nice little 'O' that was too discreet and mild to have been faked. Eventually she jacked me off over her tits after correctly ascertaining that I wasn't going to come with a condom on. A good session that proved to be a perfect nightcap, for by now it was 3. 30 in the morning and time to go

Cheers,

Charlie

[Charlie 123]

I am contemplating travelling to Berlin and visiting Artemis after all of the good things I have heard about the place.

I am a little interested in knowing what ages the customers at Artemis typically are. Are there a lot of young boys between lets say 20 and 25 yo?

Thanks in advance!

No, but if young boys are your thing there are many other places in Berlin that you will enjoy.

[Mrlarkin]

I am contemplating travelling to Berlin and visiting Artemis after all of the good things I have heard about the place.

I am a little interested in knowing what ages the customers at Artemis typically are. Are there a lot of young boys between lets say 20 and 25 yo?

Thanks in advance!