FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Basketcase]

I love Artemis and all but what is the deal with the fag-boys that seem to hang out there; especially in the downstairs areas. For a while I thought it was just my imagination but some of the ladies have mentioned to me that some of the guys that visit Artemis are looking for TVs or other dudes - WTF? Surely Berlin has plenty of other venues for gay guys to hang out at. I can't be the only guy to notice this. Even so, Artemis is still one of my favorie spots in the city. Just wish I knew which days were "non-gay" (if there are any) so I don't feel that at times I'm in a bath-house.

"O tempora; O mores"
- DSK

I understand that some gyms have an evening where there is an unofficial gay pick up time where men cruise looking for other men to hook up. Friday night is the night for one gym that I know.

Just think: if you are a man, you think about sex all the time and then you hook up with other men that think of sex all the time and you are into men sexually. What a life it would be. Lots of sex with like minded men. That is the benefit of being gay.

Whereas we talk about paying women for sex here. LOL.

[Devilspinkick]

I love Artemis and all but what is the deal with the fag-boys that seem to hang out there; especially in the downstairs areas. For a while I thought it was just my imagination but some of the ladies have mentioned to me that some of the guys that visit Artemis are looking for TVs or other dudes - WTF? Surely Berlin has plenty of other venues for gay guys to hang out at. I can't be the only guy to notice this. Even so, Artemis is still one of my favorie spots in the city. Just wish I knew which days were "non-gay" (if there are any) so I don't feel that at times I'm in a bath-house.

"O tempora; O mores"
- DSK

[Kimino]

I'll be in Berlin tue 13 + wed 14, july. Yessssss! :-)

Hopefully this time I might meet someone from the forum!

And yes, I'll take track of the names and write out a decent report this time, before I get kicked out form the forum for writing too many useless reports.

The solarium or what it's called should be open in july.

Ciao!!!

[Bearsk]

If I had a Euro for every Artemis rumor I've heard I'd be able to visit weekly, treat ... myself to double team lesbo shows with anal & cim for both girls.AM

The way things were going, we pictured you as one half of a lesbo, double offering anal and CIM ... ugly thought and who to team you with? ... to better times, soon.

I have been working a fair bit during the World Cup but am sort of backed up with debt from my 4 month downtime. I am keeping busy honing my skills with the waitresses who appear at the beer garden during the games. There was a cute young blond yesterday who loves speaking English an hung out for sometime in the kitchen with me after half time I sure hope Germany does better next week-keep the dream alive.
AM

Things don't seem too bad ...
Some of us really needed a reason to barrack for Germany, now we have one.

[Angus Magee]

btw, i heard that the owner of artemis has acquired the land opposite the club on the other side of the road and has plans to build a 700 room hotel complex on the site, so that will be handy in the future as regards somewhere convenient to stay when visiting artemis.

if i had a euro for every artemis rumor i've heard i'd be able to visit weekly, treat the girls to champagne and myself to double team lesbo shows with anal & cim for both girls.

i do know that there has been a laufhaus on the planning table here in berlin for several years. location is the corner of potsdammerstr. & kurfürstenstr. where the lsd sex shop/peek show now sits. it is right in the middle of the low rent strassenstrich area. but the area residents don't want it so there has been a back and forth argument and it is not getting built. while the artemis location might not be ideal, it is away from any real residential area and so might just be built. myself i have to wonder how such a business would compete with artemis. one way to look at it is that he would be covering more bases-the high trade & the low trade. but i wonder if more guys, given the choice, would go for the low trade and siphon off business from artemis?

anyway-mere speculation for me.

thanks for the report charlie. i hope we one day find a time when you are in town and i am flush so we can meet. i have been working a fair bit during the world cup but am sort of backed up with debt from my 4 month downtime. i am keeping busy honing my skills with the waitresses who appear at the beer garden during the games. there was a cute young blond yesterday who loves speaking english an hung out for sometime in the kitchen with me after half time i sure hope germany does better next week-keep the dream alive.

am

[Bearsk]

Lekkie went back to Thailand - Isaan - and got caught there in the troubles.
As a result, at certain things, she may be out of Practice....

- short, slim, quite full bust for a Thai girl, reasonably pretty face, maybe 28 years old or so.

I had a 15 minute massage with her, at which she proved to be very adept. I'm not a massage specialist, but she seemed to be pretty knowledgeable and gave a very relaxing massage.

Her blow-job was fine if unexceptional. Her technique is OK - soft, slow and wet, and I had her on 'hands-free' mode for most of the 10 minutes it took me to shoot in her mouth. At this point she rather spoiled the experience by spluttering and choking like a newbie, and I thought she was going to actually throw uo at one moment. In mitigation, she was the first girl I went with on this trip and I'd been saving up for 5 days beforehand, so she received something of a fountain from me, but I would still have expected an experienced SP like her to have taken a load with a bit more composure than she managed. Of course, she apologised a hundred times, but it was too late

She is nice enough, and probably a good girl to choose if Oriental massage is your thing, but I won't be repeating with Lekkie.

Charlie

[Hessen Bub]

BTW, I heard that the owner of Artemis has acquired the land opposite the club on the other side of the road and has plans to build a 700 room hotel complex on the site, so that will be handy in the future as regards somewhere convenient to stay when visiting Artemis.

Yes, he did. Butvrumours say that the plan is to open a Laufhaus - wrong location IMHO.

HB

[Charlie 123]

I probably spelt her name wrong, but 'Lekkie' is how she pronounced it

Caught her at Artemis at opening time on Wednesday morning - short, slim, quite full bust for a Thai girl, reasonably pretty face, maybe 28 years old or so.

I had a 15 minute massage with her, at which she proved to be very adept. I'm not a massage specialist, but she seemed to be pretty knowledgeable and gave a very relaxing massage.

Her blow-job was fine if unexceptional. Her technique is OK - soft, slow and wet, and I had her on 'hands-free' mode for most of the 10 minutes it took me to shoot in her mouth. At this point she rather spoiled the experience by spluttering and choking like a newbie, and I thought she was going to actually throw uo at one moment. In mitigation, she was the first girl I went with on this trip and I'd been saving up for 5 days beforehand, so she received something of a fountain from me, but I would still have expected an experienced SP like her to have taken a load with a bit more composure than she managed. Of course, she apologised a hundred times, but it was too late

She is nice enough, and probably a good girl to choose if Oriental massage is your thing, but I won't be repeating with Lekkie.

I had two other sessions with regulars of mine - another fabulous 90 minutes with Joy from Lithuania (reported here before) during which she had four shuddering orgasms and I two, and a 'MILF tag-team' outing with Yugoslavian Katja and Russian Olga that was great fun at the time but ultimately unmemorable.

There seemed to be a larger number than usual of very pretty young things in the club on the 2 days that I was there, and if I hadn't had commitments elsewhere in Berlin with other girls then I might well have sampled a few of the new ones at Artemis on this trip.

BTW, I heard that the owner of Artemis has acquired the land opposite the club on the other side of the road and has plans to build a 700 room hotel complex on the site, so that will be handy in the future as regards somewhere convenient to stay when visiting Artemis.

Charlie

[Kimino]

All I can say is that last year I went to Artemis several times in July & August and always has a great time. I did not find it dead at all. Maybe a few less girls but more than enough to satisfy Angus.

AM

That's more than enough info Angus!
Thx very much like allways.

Ciao

[Angus Magee]

Sounds like a stupid question but I might be able to be in Berlin in mid July, in weekdays, and was wondering if the place might be particularly dead in that period or not.

Ciao to all!

All I can say is that last year I went to Artemis several times in July & August and always has a great time. I did not find it dead at all. Maybe a few less girls but more than enough to satisfy Angus.

AM

[Kimino]

Sounds like a stupid question but I might be able to be in Berlin in mid July, in weekdays, and was wondering if the place might be particularly dead in that period or not.

Ciao to all!

[Charlie 123]

Thanks Charlie.

I have now subscribed and am waiting for the sytem to catch up with itself so that I can PM you!!

I am most readily identifiable by the pack of Camel Filter cigs (yellow packet) permanently within reach.

When not entwined with one of the EE MILFS, I am most usually to be found cowering on one of the settees on the raised section of the lounge, to the left of the entrance as you come in to the bar area

If I don't get a PM from you with a precise meeting location and time then I'll hope that you are able to pick me out from the info above.

Best,

Charlie

[Traveller Uk]

Thanks Charlie.

I have now subscribed and am waiting for the sytem to catch up with itself so that I can PM you!!

[Alroy]

I visited Artemis twice this week as I was in town for a conference.

The first night i only got there after midnight and had been to a party earlier so was a bit tired but wanted to take a chance that I would still be up for some action. It seemed a lot of the girls were busy and the pickings were not great.

I was hustled by a Turkish girl called Emma (as far as I could hear, I also hear they change their names to avoid being linked to the bad reviews) to come and get the special treatment. She said she would massage me and get me all relaxed and then give me an "amazing blow job" and have me ready in no time.
In my tiredness I agreed but told her I only wanted a half hour session and her mood changed -- anyway she had bad breath - made me wait for 10 mins before we started to clean up she claimed and after I had made her come she was suddenly tired and was not into doing much more. She did give me an OK blow job and I did get off while humping her but it was a disappointment and I would not repeat or recommend. AVOID if you don't like attitude or somebody who is just not really into it.

My second girl was a Czech girl called Adelia who looked like she was a Celine Dion clone - kind of skinny and a narrow face but a really nice and charming manner. She only spoke German and Czech and I spoke neither but she coaxed me up and she was amazing in every way. DFK, really amazing BBBJ and she also was willing to do a lot of the humping work in cowgirl. It was very sensuous and thoroughly enjoyable - she was into it the whole time. I also went down on her and made her cum and she was especially appreciative and attentive on the blow job after that. A real GFE Memorable and highly recommended. Amazing deal for 60 Euro - I felt moved enough to give her another 10 for what felt like the best blow job ever.

I had spent time in the sauna and pool in between to revive and and freshen up and had also taken a nap to recover from the conference and the party. Finally I met a Hungarian girl called Linnette who spoke great English and was amazingly enthusiastic for a girl who had been working all night - anyway she took me in the Kino to warm me up and since we were alone and nobody else was around we went at it. She is a little bigger with brownish hair and great natural and good sized tits. She gave a great BBBJ and took my hand and liked having her boobs rubbed in circles. She also took my hand and put it in her pussy a few times. We went from 69 to various positions until I was satisfied. After that we just lay there and chatted about how it was illegal to be engage in prostitution in the US which really surprised her.

We chatted till dawn and I left at 5 AM - the latest I have stayed in my visits to the club.


The next night I started with a Brazilian girl who looked like she was part native American. She was very shy and was honestly not great -- super passive and kind of sad. She did everything expected but it was clear she had a lot of mixed feelings about it. I think she might be great for older guys who just want a quiet non demanding woman. But I would not repeat.

I decided to go back to a sure thing and ran into Linnette and told her I want to have a long session with her. She had been hanging around me for a 30 mins before I decided but I liked that she just wanted to be with me with no expectation and we had an intense and varied session that included many positions, mutual oral , kissing and cuddling and after that just chatting for another half hour. I don't think she would do this with everybody only if she felt a simpatico vibe. But I really enjoyed even though I had to really work to cum. She only comes for 2-3 week tours so I am not sure she is always available - she is really an aggressive DFK and some guys might find that a bit much but she is an incredible natural sexual being who I think often really likes the work when she likes the individual man.

I ended the evening with another session with Adelia that was tender and and really vigorous at the same time -- she tried many new positions to show me her skills and finally got me off with a combination of her BJ and hand manipulation skills as I was pretty spent.

Be nice to Adelia and Linnette and I think you will have a good time with both or either.

[Charlie 123]

Good news Angus! I will be in Artemis in 2 weeks time, the 15th and 16th if anybody is about.

I tried to pm you to suggest hooking up on the 16th, but you don't appear to have the facility to receive messages here.

I will be arriving at Artemis at about 11 or 11.30 in the morning and then I'll probably pop in and out of the club on a regular basis until very late.

I'm known as Charlie by a few of the girls - Joy from Lituania, Selma from Moldovia and Katja from Yugoslavia all know me well and will be able to point me out to you if you ask them.

Alternatively, if you prefer, please suggest a time and place to meet.

Charlie