FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Kimino]

Lufthansa bought some part of Air One, and Lufthansa has affilate named Lufthansa Italy. Are those cheap flight belongs to Lufthansa or Ryaniar from Milan Bergamo?

Nope, I was talking about either AirBerlin or Easyjet, both from Malpensa.

Ciao

[Creature2]

la folie is indeed worth checking out though do not expect too much from it. it is a very small club (really a bar) and the selection can be small. but i have had some fun there in the past. the trouble with the place is girls asking for prosecco in the first minute of contact (a pet peeve of mine) and, if smoke bothers you, this place is legendary as it is tiny with no ventilation-and everyone there seems to smoke.

i will post this report in the rod thread.

thanks

am

my next visit would be in the beginning of november. i will have very short time for leisure, and for only two hours stay or less, artemis would be a big expense, so i would prefer to go for a quick visit. la folie is decent to visit, pick a girl for a session and sample the club in this couple of hours.

if i have more time, i may sample on of the flatrate of berlin, maybe. but not caligula, for sure. no way!

[Creature2]

You are right Angus, you can fly in from north Italy with as little as 100 euros (back and forth).

There are flight very early in the morning, so one can stay at Artemis until 5 and then go directly to Tegel.
Did that a couple of times but didn't fly in the same day.

Bye

Lufthansa bought some part of Air One, and Lufthansa has affilate named Lufthansa Italy. Are those cheap flight belongs to Lufthansa or Ryaniar from Milan Bergamo?

[Creature2]

Talking about Paradise, I only visited once and had fun there but some girls (at Artemis) told me that Paradise is not doing very well lately and that girls there are particularly pushy in these days. The thread in not very busy, do you have fresh info on that FKK?

Ciao!

I have visited Paradise three times. The last time was a year ago so I can't comment latest aggression of the girls. But, when it is founded two years ago, the girls were still pushy. This is manageable, on the other hand. You can tell them you are tired and need some pause and most of them won't disturb you. If that doesn't work, you tell them you finished all your money with other girls, than "No Money, No Honey!", they will disappear immediately "Lady Vanishes!"

[Hessen Bub]

Paradise - as I do visit the club on a regular basis most of the girls have seen me before and do not push or bother me too much. Throughout the summer the club might be a little quiet as the outdoor facilities are not open yet. Mo, Tu and We are slowerm Thursday it does pick up and on Friday/Saturday it should be quite busy. Does not differ that much from Artemis, Palace or Oase.

HB

[Kimino]

As for the Italian men-Artemis is a very popular club for this nationality. As I understand it it is very cheap to fly in, spend the night (no hotel cost) and fly back in the morning.

You are right Angus, you can fly in from north Italy with as little as 100 euros (back and forth).

There are flight very early in the morning, so one can stay at Artemis until 5 and then go directly to Tegel.
Did that a couple of times but didn't fly in the same day.

Bye

[Kimino]

My guess, if the constant clientele of the club are Italians, so the line-up is switched up with the Romanians girls, which can barely speak fluent Italian language. This was my deception when I checked the line-up, maybe % 80 of the girls were from Romania. In the afternoon, there were only 23 girls, but in the evening, the number reached to 60 girls.


DeepNote: Before visiting, I read somewhere that Artemis was the biggest FKK in Germany. But I believe FKK Paradise in Stuttgart could be as big as Artemis. In fact, Paradise has a high ceiling to be a smoke free area, but Artemis has shallow ceilings, and could be a disaster when crowded for a non-smoking visitor.

I didn't note so many romanians last time I went there, but lately I'm only visiting artemis in weekdays, and what people are saying about bunch of italians getting there over the weekend will keep me going on with this weekdays visiting. BTW, I'm from Italy too, north Italy. :-)

Talking about Paradise, I only visited once and had fun there but some girls (at Artemis) told me that Paradise is not doing very well lately and that girls there are particularly pushy in these days. The thread in not very busy, do you have fresh info on that FKK?

I agree with what you say about the very young looking german girl (blond). I also fell in the trap. And I was sure it was going to be a bad one, but still I wanted to try.

Ciao!

[Angus Magee]

after being drained out two consecutive days with infamous gang bang parties, i believe i deserve a more calmer day so i give a present to myself with a full day in fkk artemis.....

.....for my part, i won’t be returning berlin till next winter time. i don’t know yet if i am gonna repeat artemis or not. actually, i should give a second chance to check it out, but i should read reports before deciding. next time, i want also sample fkk la folie.

thanks c2 for the detail and analysis of your artemis report. i am sorry i could not meet up with you in april. hopefully in time for your next visit things will have turned around (they are in fact turning now) for me.

i was surprised by your observation of so many romanians. in my experience (and my experience is now mostly a few months old)it is really the bulgarians who rule the roost at artemis. but i guess these things have their cycles.

as for the italian men-artemis is a very popular club for this nationality. as i understand it it is very cheap to fly in, spend the night (no hotel cost) and fly back in the morning.

la folie is indeed worth checking out though do not expect too much from it. it is a very small club (really a bar) and the selection can be small. but i have had some fun there in the past. the trouble with the place is girls asking for prosecco in the first minute of contact (a pet peeve of mine) and, if smoke bothers you, this place is legendary as it is tiny with no ventilation-and everyone there seems to smoke.

i will post this report in the rod thread.

thanks

am

[Creature2]

After being drained out two consecutive days with infamous gang bang parties, I believe I deserve a more calmer day so I give a present to myself with a full day in FKK Artemis.

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The club is easily reachable by S-Bahn 41 or 42, and then walk a 200 metre to the club. I liked the city of Berlin by its easy public transport solutions. This is the first city I don’t have to rely rental cars for mongering. You can do it either by bus, U-Bahn and S-Bahn or simply by taxis, because all the places you might visit are all downtown (though this is a big town).

I arrive in the afternoon, at 3ish, this is my first time in Artemis. And I was tempted to do it for a while, because Artemis was the biggest FKK across Germany (maybe just comparing interior area). I paid the entrance of 80 Euro with credit card, this letting me to have some extra cash for the girls. Now, I can see how it is important the location. Artemis is a city club, mainly for tourists, an no real competition in its class (there are some luxurious brothels and houses nearby but no real big FKK in the perimeter) and the management is taking this advantage in their favour, they raised their entrance fee last year form 70 Euro into 80 Euro, within the economical slow down, sounds strange, huh (It reminds me of a bit of Palace strategy in Frankfurt). But when I see the hordes in the evening, I can safely say this should be nice business for the owner (I heard this Turkish invested five millions of Euro in Artemis and he own also Freude 39 - ex Paradiso in Bochum).
Just from the entrance, to the locker room, you have to climb a few stairs, this is how Artemis welcomes you. During your whole stay, you have to climb, so this will be a nice work-out for your body.

The locker for the wallets are on the left to the main counter. There is also lockers and showers there. You have plenty of bathrobes and towels at your disposal, here. From there, through an alley, to the main lounge. This is a centrally located bar, and there are spread some sitting arrengements such as couches, armchairs and raised floors. This sitting arrengement reminds me of a bit FKK Atlantik in Hanau. But the whole club has an atmosphere of FKK Paradise in Stuttgart, more than Palace. Main lounge is a bit dark. In this floor, there is also the restaurant. As I arrived at 3 pm, the breakfast has already finished, but I was starving. I had to wait until 6 pm, when they started to serve the dinner. I had a coffee and gave myself a tour of the club (as there were no guided tour –they don’t even asked if it was my first time, in the counter, they just take my money and... next customer please...)

The basement floor is arranged as the wellness area. Some long-chairs (very outnumbered and when groups of customer invade there, you can’t use them) towards the indoor pool, two small saunas and another bar and big screen showing football matchs of Bundes Liga (That day, Herta Berlin has a match with another team and this was a home match, the sport arena shouldn’t be far from Artemis, I saw supporters in the train while arriving the club, but Hertha lost in its home, that day). IMHO, I have seen better wellness corners in less famous and less expensive clubs. This floor host also the strange kino and also a gym (if you have excessive energy, you can spend some of, here. I prefer to save my energy for other pretty things. Maybe that’s why nobody was utilising it).

The Line-Up

First of all, I should underline that my exceptation regarding the line-up was much different before visiting Artemis. I would expect more Baltic, Russian, Polish and some German girls. But the reality was totaly different. Artemis was invaded by big groups of Italian customers this weekend (I am not opposed to a nation). I saw also some group of Spanish customers, and only a few of Germans. I don’t know why I cross Italians in Berlin (I met an Italian swinger couple in Insomnia, two nights before), there is no border, not so close to cover this distance by car, maybe good flight connections to a tourist attraction.

My guess, if the constant clientele of the club are Italians, so the line-up is switched up with the Romanians girls, which can barely speak fluent Italian language. This was my deception when I checked the line-up, maybe % 80 of the girls were from Romania. In the afternoon, there were only 23 girls, but in the evening, the number reached to 60 girls.
There were three Germans (Rebecca, Chayenne and another unnamed blond from Cologne), two Hungarians, two Russians and one Lithuanian and the remaining were from Romania. Most of the line-up was attractive (even Romanian fake blonds) and the girls were ranging from 7 to 9 in my scale.

First, I sampled a German tall and slim girl, named Rebecca. She was very attractive, but when in the rooms, she was too mechanic and also clock watcher. It is not that often, that I receive bad service from a German girl, but this happen sometimes, I left the room disappointed.

Second choice was a big girl from Hungary, Vivian. She was kinda strange women, late 20’s or mid 30’s. I felt I did the wrong thing by choosing a teen girl, on my previous session and I switched to a elderly women. She promised too many thing downstairs, and provide some of them, to be honest, in the room. She told she was kissing but only in the room, but when in the room, only kisses to the chicks! After 30 minutes, I could hardly reached completion by her oily hand massage, her fuck was just ok, not exceptional, on the other hand.

In first two attempts, I couldn’t get the GFE I was expecting. I stopped and checked where I did a mistake, my GFE antenna doesn’t work well, that night. Should I continue to search and destroy campaign or should I give it up? Maybe, I needed a guidance of a connaiseur of this club. We supposed to meet with Angus Magee from the forum, but he couldn’t make it. So, I checked the recent posts of Artemis via my smart phone and I also checked French forum, I was searching names, checking reports, (I should have done this, previously) the reporters had mixed feelings about the club. This didn’t help and I returned to the main lounge. I checked again the girls, I spoke with some of them again. They were attractive enough by looks, but I wasn’t sure about the service I will receive when in the room upstairs. I had an eye to some non-Romanian girls, but when I speak with a few of them, I found them distant and decided not to sample them. There was a Polish MILF which sounds charming, but in variety of attractive young girls, it is hard to decide to session with a MILF, next door type.

As I had an early flight next morning, I have decided to call it the night, at 1 am. As a result, Artemis couldn’t rock my boat, maybe it is just me, maybe it was the wrong Saturday evening, or maybe this is as bed as it gets. Even my damage was small (200 Euro whole day, 80 Euro entrance plus 2 shots for 120 Euro), Artemis was one of the most expensive FKK across Germany. 30 min of session is 60 Euro (slightly higher than the industry average of Germany), the exterior package was ok but the service I receive for my cash was very few, especially compared to the service I received in Oase, World or GoldenTime. As I said earlier, maybe it is just me. Or maybe, the girls know that most of the customers are tourists and not returning back, so they provide few.
For my part, I won’t be returning Berlin till next winter time. I don’t know yet if I am gonna repeat Artemis or not. Actually, I should give a second chance to check it out, but I should read reports before deciding. next time, I want also sample FKK La Folie.

DeepNote: Before visiting, I read somewhere that Artemis was the biggest FKK in Germany. But I believe FKK Paradise in Stuttgart could be as big as Artemis. In fact, Paradise has a high ceiling to be a smoke free area, but Artemis has shallow ceilings, and could be a disaster when crowded for a non-smoking visitor.

[Angus Magee]

Entance fee 80 right but then how much for 30 mins? Any ones with uge fake boobs there?

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If you go to Artemis keep an eye out for Jenna. She is a small blond girl with (in my book anyway) pretty huge manmades. I have no personal experience but on the German forum I visit she seems to be the girl they all sort of worship at Artemis. Her sessions are said to be spectacular and she is a very nice girl. There is a report on her here in the forum somewhere from another monger.

Also keep the aforementioned Nicoletta in mind. Her boob are not huge, but enhanced and her session overall is top notch. Last I saw her she had shed a few kilos in the butt & waist and was very tasty indeed.

If it is Liberty you end up at I can say Romy is a treat. While no enhanced boobs, and no way is she a teeny (more like 23-24), her session can be very, very good if you hit it off with her and press the right buttons. She is the kind of girl who can actually get into it. At least this has always been my experience.

AM

[Chrille Sweden]

Hello, fellow mongers

Here is my contribution to our forum, (I admit it was long time for me). Last week I happen to be in Berlin due to a congress. So as the ICC was next to Artemis, I decided to give it a try.

I have some experience in the FKK scene (Wiago, Palace, Atlantis etc) but the "biggest brothel on earth" was missing from my list

First visit took place on Saturday night. The place was so packed that was hard to find sleepers on my size. Any way I wonder a bit around till I found a lady from Croatia and I upload the first

Entance fee 80 right but then how much for 30 mins? Any ones with uge fake boobs there?

[Chrille Sweden]

Anyone got updated prices for artemis. Thinkg of going there tomorrow but liked liberty so perhaps that instead. Saw a couple of ones <I really liked there.

[Angus Magee]

in any case , as I start traveling again , I will make sure that my reports will be more detailed

No worries mate, at least you reported. Many do not.

Nicoletta is in my book one of the top Artemis girls in terms of service. Last time I spoke to her she told me she would be gone a good deal this summer back in Bulgaria. But she has plans to return in the fall.

AM

[Grestal]

I have to wonder if the dark, big boobed Bulgarian might have been a girl named Nicoletta? The description matches (such as it is) and I know her to be a top session at Artemis.

In any case-thanks for the report. If you see fit to add names (and I know some guys have trouble remembering the names) you would probably have your report elevated to the RoD thread.

AM[/QUOTE]

Hello my friend

The name rings a bell ..it should be Nicoletta from Burgas if memory serves
sorry for not puting names , but on top of the fact that is hard to remember names , those nice ladies change names and hairstyle very frequentlly .
My interntion ,placing this report was to highlight some facts and observations for the establishment ..
Ladie's performance may/can vary from customer to customer .

in any case , as I start traveling again , I will make sure that my reports will be more detailed

greeting to all and keep on hunting lol

[Angus Magee]

on sunday night there was a moron walking around and having a [CodeWord134] either behind the curtains in the rooms or playing with his penis while watching the action taking place in the kinos . in no time a polite gentleman ( 2 m high 1 m wide ) show him the door out ..

funny-in a disgusting sort of way. i have heard of similar things from the girls i have spoken with. in fact one girl has told me of a couple of gents caught pleasuring each other in the downstairs kino-as difficult as this may be to understand with so much female flesh in such abundance so easily available.

i am really not sure why they would chose a club such as artemis to vent such urges, especially when in berlin there is so much available if you are that way inclined...

i have to wonder if the dark, big boobed bulgarian might have been a girl named nicoletta? the description matches (such as it is) and i know her to be a top session at artemis.

in any case-thanks for the report. if you see fit to add names (and i know some guys have trouble remembering the names) you would probably have your report elevated to the rod thread.

am