FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Angus Magee]

My own take on these questions:

1- considering we will have time for our visit from around 2pm on Saturday until 3.30pm on Sunday, what time would you suggest to the 6 of us to show up?

I am not too clear on what exactly you mean here? I take it that this slot (14:00 on Sat>15:30 on Sun.) are the hours you have free. If so then I would say to dedicate a Saturday evening to the club. Arrive late afternoon on Saturday, spend the night and leave when you are exhausted sometime Sunday morning. Does this not make sense? But then maybe I am reading your hours of availability wrong?

2- the web site says the establishment is open until 5am: does this mean if you show up around 2am (Friday or Saturday) there's still a good atmosphere and fun to be had?

Personally I would find this a bit late to arrive. It is not that there would not be any ladies available, but keep in mind that this would be the winding down time of a busy night. Many of the girl might not be as motivated to do sessions or indeed to give their "A" game. There are a lot of variables in play here and you would certainly have to chose carefully to find a girl who is not too tired and still into giving a top shelf session. I would keep this in mind but also know that at a good FKK a good session is possible at any time. You just have to manage your expectations.

3- what about 3somes (2 guys 1 girl) and/or group sex? Does it happen? If so, any advice or girl recommendation?

I have seen girls taking on two men but do not know just hw common it is. And it is not something I would really look for so I only saw it when it hit me over the head. That is I saw a girl doing two guys on one of the public bar beds. As mentioned you would both have to pay her the set fee, but if the girl is agreeable it would not be a problem I am sure.

Sorry, but I do not have any specific recommendations but just ask around and I am sure you would not have to look too long for this. One thing I would say is to be really clear with te girl and let her know that you expect to pay full market value for her services in this area. If the pay out is secure, the girl is more likely to be into it.

AM

[Aklein]

I beg to differ a bit with "timing" advice offered below.

During the week, turning up in the afternoon can be ok, but still slow. On Sat. it is much slower. In general - most of the A-Team turns up between 6-8pm.

He didn't ask about the best time to visit, he asked about the action and atmosphere at a spesific time. You will still have enough action at Saturday afternoon and 2 am, if this is the only possible time to visit. Actually, I would prefer fridays at 2 am before 10 pm (packed).

Anyway, if you have decided to have a weekend in berlin to see what the town has to offer, my advice is to plan more time inside the house of artemis.

[Rocketboy0]

Dear all,

1- considering we will have time for our visit from around 2pm on Saturday until 3.30pm on Sunday, what time would you suggest to the 6 of us to show up?

2- the web site says the establishment is open until 5am: does this mean if you show up around 2am (Friday or Saturday) there's still a good atmosphere and fun to be had?
Ryo

I beg to differ a bit with "timing" advice offered below.

During the week, turning up in the afternoon can be ok, but still slow. On Sat. it is much slower. In general - most of the A-Team turns up between 6-8pm.

At 8pm, the team is still fresh, scarring from the long night before forgotten, mood good after perhaps some shopping, and the LiebeBahnhoff not full....The point is 8-10pm actually optimal, before crowds and burn out kick in. It is worth recalling that the better choices will have already traveled down the autobahn a fair distance by the later hours. That is a factor in the experience....as it is for men as well.

I would turn up at 7pm, take time, slowly check out all options, have a bite, sauna, etc. If you all get bored or whatever, leave at 11pm or so (and you can always come back later). Discos in town only get going 11-12pm in any case so it´s a good fit.

[Bearsk]

Dear all,

The first week of June I'll come to Berlin on business with 5 colleagues, and we decided to stay for the weekend to sample the many treats this city appears to offer.

None of us has ever been to Artemis, and even after reading the last 30 or so pages of the board I have a couple questions left. Not needless to say, I will post a full report once back.

1- considering we will have time for our visit from around 2pm on Saturday until 3.30pm on Sunday, what time would you suggest to the 6 of us to show up?

The hours are 11am to 5am, with breakfast from 11am-3pm and dinner from 6pm to 2am.
I would show up at 2pm and get settled in.
There are often some eager picking s from the early shift. The prime time for me is 4-8pm when there is an influx of fresh talent and not too many guys. You can arrive early at 2pm stay til 8pm then go out to do something - dinner, club, movie etc - and come back after midnight. You can return without repaying the entry fee provided you register on the way out.

Whether its worth coming back on Sunday morning for 4.5 hours is debatable. There is often some horny unfucked talent in the mornings that can be worthwhile.

2- the web site says the establishment is open until 5am: does this mean if you show up around 2am (Friday or Saturday) there's still a good atmosphere and fun to be had?

The early hours are good especially on Thurs, Fri, Sat. They make sure there are enough gals and the talent pool is reasonable

3- what about 3somes (2 guys 1 girl) and/or group sex? Does it happen? If so, any advice or girl recommendation?

Threesomes?? Groupsex??? I personally think that sort of thing is disgusting ...
POtential threesome or foursome options:

Latin: Jennifer from Santo Domingo in Dominican Republic and Sara from Baracelona.
Bulgarian: Mary and Siena, blond double, nice.
Turkish: Samira from Izmir and Berna from Ankara
Romanian: Name any combination.

There are girls that do MMF and DP but I have never asked. Group sex may may be better in the VIP suite, I you have the cash.

They are very picky about changing condoms etc. You will pay extra for a Lesbian show and not many of the girls are really into each other.

Thanks to all,

Ryo

[Aklein]

Dear all,

1- considering we will have time for our visit from around 2pm on Saturday until 3.30pm on Sunday, what time would you suggest to the 6 of us to show up?

2- the web site says the establishment is open until 5am: does this mean if you show up around 2am (Friday or Saturday) there's still a good atmosphere and fun to be had?

3- what about 3somes (2 guys 1 girl) and/or group sex? Does it happen? If so, any advice or girl recommendation?

Thanks to all,

Ryo

1. I would say as late as possible.

2. Usually yes. I would prefer friday.

3. You have to ask the girls if they want, I guess many of them will.

You of course have to pay: 2 guys + 1 girl =60 +60 (+ extras). I guess 2+2 and more also is possible. Never did it myself so dont have any advice.

I would suggest you plan to stay more than one hour

Have fun !

[Ryo Saeba]

Dear all,

The first week of June I'll come to Berlin on business with 5 colleagues, and we decided to stay for the weekend to sample the many treats this city appears to offer.

None of us has ever been to Artemis, and even after reading the last 30 or so pages of the board I have a couple questions left. Not needless to say, I will post a full report once back.

1- considering we will have time for our visit from around 2pm on Saturday until 3.30pm on Sunday, what time would you suggest to the 6 of us to show up?

2- the web site says the establishment is open until 5am: does this mean if you show up around 2am (Friday or Saturday) there's still a good atmosphere and fun to be had?

3- what about 3somes (2 guys 1 girl) and/or group sex? Does it happen? If so, any advice or girl recommendation?

Thanks to all,

Ryo

[Bearsk]

The lighting in each of the rooms is adjustable - it can be dimmed up and down. Normally there is a Moroccan type light fixture so its no really bright, like you were filming a video. The rooms vary in size, all have at least one mirror, often more.

Usually when you go to the room, the girl adjusts the lights (and asks if its ok for you), closes or opens the windows and sets the overhead fan.

You have the option of taking a second girl to the room, whose job it could be to adjust the lights...

Hi,

Can someone please tell me about the lighting in the rooms in Artemis? Seeing the girl is really important for me, and if it is dark, or bathed in a strange red light, I am not enthused. Let me know please.

[Vale64]

Hi,

Can someone please tell me about the lighting in the rooms in Artemis? Seeing the girl is really important for me, and if it is dark, or bathed in a strange red light, I am not enthused. Let me know please.

Depends from the style of the room, the furniture and the light control. I remember some places darkness style, and other more illuminated. Every room has different style, so it's not so easy generalizing.

Sure you must avoid cinema area, the darkest place in Artemis.

If you ask for it in advance at the lady, before choosing the room, you can guess will be satisfied.

[Mr Styles]

Hi,

Can someone please tell me about the lighting in the rooms in Artemis? Seeing the girl is really important for me, and if it is dark, or bathed in a strange red light, I am not enthused. Let me know please.

[Bearsk]

well, when in the zimmer as mr. wobbly declares himself and the girl says "oh my, you have a huge dick!", i have taken to telling them that i am really disappointed.
"why?" the girl asks bemused
"i paid extra for a small dick at the front counter, because they told me that would get me a 50% discount with the girls!".

regarding gabriela, i have followed her pussy rather than my head for a good part of this week. i am recovering slowly.

fair enough.

but gabriela will be caught unawares, don't you see? like a newbie. like the rabbit mesmerized by the snake. she will follow her pussy rather than her head. angus and i - and you no doubt as well - have learnt a lot of tricks from the girls over the years. nothing like an artemis girl to teach you the skills of outrageously overselling before you get to the room. draping ourselves all over her, nuzzling at her earlobes, reaching under her robe to stroke her tits, promising her a world-beating massage, telling her she's the most beautiful girl in the world. and then we would cunningly choose the very darkest room.

is she going to have the courage (i was going to say balls) to complain to management that my cock wasn't as big as i had let on? "man, it ain't big now, but, you should have seen it up there......" and as we know, at most clubs once it's in the mouth, eur 50 are due.

[Toscana]

initially, i thought it was one of you, but this guy has close cropped hair, is very fit with washboard abs and his "dick is almost as fat as yours but 5cm longer". i never claimed to be john holmes, but those combined attributes eliminate each of us.

fair enough.

but gabriela will be caught unawares, don't you see? like a newbie. like the rabbit mesmerized by the snake. she will follow her pussy rather than her head. angus and i - and you no doubt as well - have learnt a lot of tricks from the girls over the years. nothing like an artemis girl to teach you the skills of outrageously overselling before you get to the room. draping ourselves all over her, nuzzling at her earlobes, reaching under her robe to stroke her tits, promising her a world-beating massage, telling her she's the most beautiful girl in the world. and then we would cunningly choose the very darkest room.

is she going to have the courage (i was going to say balls) to complain to management that my cock wasn't as big as i had let on? "man, it ain't big now, but, you should have seen it up there......" and as we know, at most clubs once it's in the mouth, eur 50 are due.

[Angus Magee]

Knowing AM very well, this sounds exactly like him...

Ummm...washboard abs???

Iseeu I have to ask-what drugs are you on

I may be able to pull off, with my XXL condoms, convincing the girls of my Rocco like dick. But never have I been able to claim anything near washboard abs. Washtub belly might be close to the truth.

[Iseeu]

Allegedly she goes to this club where she pays 50 Euro for 30 min of fucking from a 50 yo British guy with a big dick who finishes by coming on her face....

Initially, I thought it was one of you, but this guy has close cropped hair, is very fit with washboard abs and his "dick is almost as fat as yours but 5cm longer". I never claimed to be John Holmes, but those combined attributes eliminate each of us.

Knowing AM very well, this sounds exactly like him...

Angus- SO THAT'S YOUR NEW GIG!

AM, I am expecting detail from you, even though you do appear to have been passed over as the Artemis BJ and Special Teams coach (at least for now).

Ouch!

LOL

[Bearsk]

Originally Posted by Bearsk
. We talked for a little while and asked her what she did on her day off. She told me blithely that she went shopping then had sex twice. I asked her if it was with her BF and she said no she went to a sauna club. I asked if she was moonlighting for extra cash - she told me she was the customer! Allegedly she goes to this club where she pays 50 Euro for 30 min of fucking from a 50 yo British guy with a big dick who finishes by coming on her face.

Now I'm getting curious. LOL.

Also caught my curiosity. I mean...I'm British, 51 years old, my dick, while not huge, is certainly respectable....and I sure could use that 50 euros...

Where the hell is this sauna club Beask. Inquiring minds want to know

I hoped you guys with more local knowledge would tell me!

Initially, I thought it was one of you, but this guy has close cropped hair, is very fit with washboard abs and his "dick is almost as fat as yours but 5cm longer". I never claimed to be John Holmes, but those combined attributes eliminate each of us. If do Gabriela again, I will need to be in better shape ...

Is there a list a sauna clubs in Berlin where women can go for this?
AM, I am expecting detail from you, even though you do appear to have been passed over as the Artemis BJ and Special Teams coach (at least for now).

BSK

[Angus Magee]

. We talked for a little while and asked her what she did on her day off. She told me blithely that she went shopping then had sex twice. I asked her if it was with her BF and she said no she went to a sauna club. I asked if she was moonlighting for extra cash - she told me she was the customer! Allegedly she goes to this club where she pays 50 Euro for 30 min of fucking from a 50 yo British guy with a big dick who finishes by coming on her face.

Also caught my curiosity. I mean...I'm British, 51 years old, my dick, while not huge, is certainly respectable....and I sure could use that 50 euros...

Where the hell is this sauna club Beask. Inquiring minds want to know