FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Angus Magee]

May be somebody in the management of A will read this and react in a appropriate way... may be. Have a good time : SC

I wouldn't hold my breath on this one S C. While the management at Artemis may just read the German forums (I know some bordellos do. I have seen KD respond very positively to critiques on Verkehrsberichte) I doubt they go so far as to read here. But I know that Artemis does have at the front desk a feedback form you can ask for if you feel so inclined. Last year they changed all the shower heads in response to complaints about the old ones.

[Bearsk]

So, thank for this ... are we going to start an FKK Architectual Critique thread, with Carl as moderator ...
Personally, I'd rather critique the girls architecture!

I am not so often in Berlin for the moment but last week I had to go there an unfortunately the young lady I use to meet while being in Berlin, a student from Freie Universität, spent her holydays at home. So I decided to go to Artemis with a friend of mine who is an architect in Ringsted (DK) and I asked him about the building. Here is what he said: For a new built house Artemis shows some ramarkable failures. If you want to get from the entrance to the changing rooms you will have to climb up some steps, but there is no rail to hold on. This may be quite dangerous. The changing rooms are very narrow, the space between the lockers on both sides is much to small. Anyone who tries to hang his jacket in one of the upper lockers better be at least 1. 85m. The lower lockers to save your valuables can comfortabely opened when you lie flat on the floor.. There are no rubber mats in the showers so usually you stand on some cold and above all very slippery tiles. As the showers are next to the toilets the floor there is just as wet, as slippery, as dangerous. Around the showers there is no space to towel yourself unless yoo don't mind blocking access to the showers, the toilets and the wash basins. They say there would be elevators, but we didn't find them. It is difficult to say who is to blame. The architect or the owners ignorance. But should Artemis be up for some renovatipon, the failures should be corrected.

[Severin Carl]

Well, in fact, that night the girls were not so tempting after all, but still tempting enough for me. I met a nice girl from Prague. And of course, Angus, its more important to present nice women. But I just wonder why a new house like Artemis has so many failures. It would have been quite easy to avoid them, I think. And to put some rail beside the steps and at least some rubber mats in the showers. May be somebody in the management of A will read this and react in a appropriate way... may be. Have a good time : SC

[Angus Magee]

I am not so often in Berlin for the moment but last week I had to go there an unfortunately the young lady I use to meet while being in Berlin, a student from Freie Universität, spent her holydays at home. So I decided to go to Artemis with a friend of mine who is an architect in Ringsted (DK) and I asked him about the building.

Points taken. But I tend to hope that Artemis puts better effort into hiring and then educating providers in the ways of elegant seduction as my expertise, and interest, lies there, not in the details of architecture.

I have to wonder that your friend had so much time to look critically around at the slippery tiles. Was the talent so very bad the night you went?

And for your next visit, if there is one, the elevator is located in the main bar in the north west corner of the room. I have not seen it used much by guests as we are just talking about 1 flight of stairs up & down. I belive it is there for staff and wheelchair accessibility.

[Nukrimo]

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AM

She was Brigitte from Serbia when I was there in October last year. Did not see her in January.

I remember her as tall and a pretty good session, and had a desire for me finishing on her breasts, which she pointed out several times was no extra charge. I find it refreshing when a girl tries to ... downsell, for lack of a better term, so of course I partook of that offer.

[Vale64]

I wonder if the Roberta you mention is the same one I know. She is from Romania and when I first had her for a session the service was very good. Then she got a boob job and her service deteriorated dramatically. But I did not see her for some months last Fall.

Hy Angus, I think that if it happens to be the same Roberta you spend much time enjoying this wonderful creature... Absolutely not GFE, but very very beutiful: about 1.65 m high, full of jewelry and exciting lingerie, big breast (after surgeon operation), nice face and black eyes and hair. Perfect body, nothing to complain about it! I must say, however, She's too professional and cold.

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AM

Unfortunately I didn't noticed that girl, hope to help you next time I'll be in Artemis

[Severin Carl]

I am not so often in Berlin for the moment but last week I had to go there an unfortunately the young lady I use to meet while being in Berlin, a student from Freie Universität, spent her holydays at home. So I decided to go to Artemis with a friend of mine who is an architect in Ringsted (DK) and I asked him about the building. Here is what he said: For a new built house Artemis shows some ramarkable failures. If you want to get from the entrance to the changing rooms you will have to climb up some steps, but there is no rail to hold on. This may be quite dangerous. The changing rooms are very narrow, the space between the lockers on both sides is much to small. Anyone who tries to hang his jacket in one of the upper lockers better be at least 1. 85m. The lower lockers to save your valuables can comfortabely opened when you lie flat on the floor.. There are no rubber mats in the showers so usually you stand on some cold and above all very slippery tiles. As the showers are next to the toilets the floor there is just as wet, as slippery, as dangerous. Around the showers there is no space to towel yourself unless yoo don't mind blocking access to the showers, the toilets and the wash basins. They say there would be elevators, but we didn't find them. It is difficult to say who is to blame. The architect or the owners ignorance. But should Artemis be up for some renovatipon, the failures should be corrected.

[Angus Magee]

I was in Artemis the 23th of march 2010, and visited this wonderful place with a friend of mine. We had a long stay here, so I can give you some useful suggestion.

Thanks for the suggestions Vale. I wonder if the Roberta you mention is the same one I know. She is from Romania and when I first had her for a session the service was very good. Then she got a boob job and her service deteriorated dramatically. But I did not see her for some months last Fall.

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AM

[Vale64]

I was in Artemis the 23th of march 2010, and visited this wonderful place with a friend of mine. We had a long stay here, so I can give you some useful suggestion.

Every girl 60 € normal rate.

***** top quality
**** excellent
*** very good
** good
* poor


- Katleen (Germany): ** : BBBJ, no DATY, no FK,
- Sunkandian (Thailand): ***** : Thai massage (plus 20 €), BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE, orgasm
- Joy (Lituania): *** : BBBJ, DATY, FK
- Roberta (Romania): ** : BBBJ, DATY, no FK
- Denise (Romania): * : BBBJ, DATY, no FK
- Clara (Bulgaria): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE
- Isabella (Moldavia): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, CIM (plus 50 €)
- Selina (Lituania): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE

[Constant]

My actual preference is to say that I am a citizen of planet Earth

Compared to you, I'm small minded, I always say I'm European.

I find nationalism rather ugly and do not really understand how someone can be proud to happen to have been randomly born on a specific piece of earth?

Oh, my feelings exactly! Very smart words, yet people like us are in extreme minority.

[Charlie 123]

Don't be jealous, but I'm glad you agree with me. So, if you see Selma, next time (only if you're not so jealous), tell her I spoke to you about her, tell her I'm the Italian guy who showed her his I.D. to prove his real age. She will understand, I hope. Send her a kiss from me.

Alleng

Alleng,

I saw Selma last week and I did remember to say hello to her from you.

After some prompting, she did remember her session with you, and the fact that you had showed her your passport afterwards to prove your claimed age of 60. She had been convinced that you were only mid-40's (my age).

She sends her best wishes.

Charlie

[Kimino]

I find nationalism rather ugly and do not really understand how someone can be proud to happen to have been randomly born on a specific piece of earth?

Totally agree!

Ciao

[Angus Magee]

You really are Canadian Angus???
Ahaha that's great. :-)

I actually lived in Montreal for about 6/7 years, a loooong time ago.
Left my heart there (part of it), even if they told me things have changed a lot.


Ciaooooo

I was not born in Canada but I have spent the greatest number of years there, in Toronto then Vancouver. I actually hold dual citizenship-Canada & GB.

But I am fairly luke warm about Canada as a place to live. I am not sure why.

My actual preference is to say that I am a citizen of planet Earth-and sometimes I am not even sure of that

I find nationalism rather ugly and do not really understand how someone can be proud to happen to have been randomly born on a specific piece of earth?

[Kimino]

I myself certainly do not go by my Geordie moniker at the clubs and am always amused by the reaction I get when I tell the girls I am a Canadian.

You really are Canadian Angus???
Ahaha that's great. :-)

I actually lived in Montreal for about 6/7 years, a loooong time ago.
Left my heart there (part of it), even if they told me things have changed a lot.


Ciaooooo

[Angus Magee]

I am here to trap beaver, show me your pelt

In actual fact I wonder if we can really still call that much coveted part of the female anatomy a beaver?

I mean, as I understood it a large part of the reasoning behind the slang name "beaver" came from the furry "pelt" associated with the pubic region. And this monger has gone quite some time since he experienced a provider with a true pubic pelt. The vast majority of the girls I have been with in the past years have been hairless beavers.

Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining and in fact I guess I prefer a shaved beaver. But I do occasionally feel a wee bit nostalgic for the furry variety. In fact some three years back I had a bit of a thing for a young Russian girl working at KD here in Berlin. She was a tiny girl and the first time I saw her she had beautiful, fine, downy pubic hair adorning her pussy lips. I found it charming!

Alas upon our second meeting she had shaved it bare

She told me her new BF was of the current porn generation and insisted she go smooth.