FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Akibono]

ROFLMAO

First, let me say thanks to those of you who think enough of my country's pooning / mongering reputation to adopt us, even if only briefly. lol

When I travel to fair Europe's shores in two weeks, usually I would adopt a 'European' persona to blend in; I can now remain a Canuck & will remember AMs line. I am here to trap beaver, show me your pelt, (no offence intended Linus V.)

Myr.

And she will say: "show me the money."

[Linus Van Pelt]

Wise words indeed. I'll bet it sounds even better in Italian

"La madre degli idioti è sempre incinta"

[Myrmidon]

Wise words indeed.
... I have been know to tell them that I find that the European beaver much more to my taste than the Canadian variety.

ROFLMAO

First, let me say thanks to those of you who think enough of my country's pooning / mongering reputation to adopt us, even if only briefly. lol

When I travel to fair Europe's shores in two weeks, usually I would adopt a 'European' persona to blend in; I can now remain a Canuck & will remember AMs line. I am here to trap beaver, show me your pelt, (no offence intended Linus V.)

Myr.

[Angus Magee]

As we say: "The mother of idiots is allways pregnant", and has no passport, I add.

Wise words indeed. I'll bet it sounds even better in Italian

My own observation on the Italian crowd at Artemis is that they tend to be young (ish) and arrive all together. The youth factor plus the group dynamic is, for me, what makes their presence difficult. Angus is a bit of an sedentary old dog who likes his peace & quiet. Crowds of young males posturing and snapping towels in the locker room are just about my worst case scenario.

What I find humorous is that the Romanian girls, who have a somewhat tarnished reputation (undeserved IME) in the FKK environment, so often will claim Italian heritage. Now we have Italian mongers, at least the more sophisticated of the crew, claiming French Canadian heritage to avoid hastily made prejudgements against them.

You have to admit a certain irony to this.

I myself certainly do not go by my Geordie moniker at the clubs and am always amused by the reaction I get when I tell the girls I am a Canadian. Most wonder aloud-what on earth am I doing in Germany when I come from such a land as Canada,land of milk, honey, grizzly bears & moose!

I have been know to tell them that I find that the European beaver much more to my taste than the Canadian variety.

[Kimino]

Hi!

The title is self-explanatory.

Even some Italian visitors, like me, are ashamed of many Italians behaviour. It's also damaging the reputation of those ones behaving the good way, unfortunately.

I was going to write something very similar.
Went through this situation a couple of times, with girls totally pised off with italians in general. Couple of times I ended up saying I was from Montreal, at least for the first contact. :-)

I did see more than once, groups of italians acting a bit rudely (or at least noisily). There's idiots in Italy, like in Germany, Us or Canada. The problem is that when you put a few italians together they usually get noticed, more than people from other countrues, IMO.

Anyways, when I spot an evening with some groups of Italians, I do say I come from somewhere else, even though many girls know me and know I'm a "nice" italian.
:-)

BTW, last time I was at Artemis, all girls where totally pissed off with Iranians, saying that they where acting very badly with the girls. I almost had an argument with one of those guys myself.

As we say: "The mother of idiots is allways pregnant", and has no passport, I add.

Ciao!

[Linus Van Pelt]

Hi!

The title is self-explanatory.

Even some Italian visitors, like me, are ashamed of many Italians behaviour. It's also damaging the reputation of those ones behaving the good way, unfortunately.

I remember a nice Russian girl (Natalia), approaching me in a very tender way. The way I like. At January 2009; I honestly told her I would have gone upstairs in the room with her if I had felt she used to kiss in a very good way, so I needed a test before.

She asked me where I was from, I replied Italy, and guess what she said.

"I cannot do this for you 'cause I think you only want to grab free kisses from me, like other Italians".

The first time I replied I could not go to the room without testing her kisses and she went away.

Then I seeked out her again and I decided to give her a try anyway.

I also wanted to remove the Italians bad reputations from her mind, because she seemed a good girl.

So. I approached her and I said "Swear me you like kissing and GFEs"; her eyes had been telling me "It's a cheat, I know it's a cheat", and she said ". And. What if I swore you? ".

Me: "We would go to the room"

Nat. (suspicious eyes): "Ok. I swear you! And now? "

Me: "Let's go! " and we went to the room straight away.

You should have looked at the huge change on her eyes look! She completely melt! She didn't expect this at all.

It was obviously a very good GFE, and, BTW, she did kiss in a fantastic way, sometimes romantic/tender sometimes very deep and hot.

We spent about 2 hrs together, then some other free time on the bar downstairs. She apologies for not trusting me at the beginning, but I replied I was more and more understanding the reason.

I will put some report on my 16 times in Artemis (so far). I just wanted to give you an example of how much annoying the Italians bad reputation could be for some of us.

Believe me, there are also good Italians, obviously, and they probably are the only ones you don't listen talking in Italian language because they prefer not to be recognized.

I'd also like to put you a question: anyone has something to tell about the Moldovan girl Vivi? (Blonde in the site pictures, but actually dark-haired)

Thanks for reading

Linus van Pelt

[Bbullersen]

I was in Berlin a couple of days and that ofcourse included a visit to Artemis. I have been at Artemis two times before and a couple of other FKK's in Germany, but for the time being Artemis is still my favorite.

I arrived at around noon and was there till around 21-2200, don't really remeber exactly. Things do get slightly blurry at the end

I had 5 sessions with 4 different girls:

Virginia from Hungaria. Virginia is a pretty tall girl with porn-breasts and porn-lips. Usually I don't like the botox lips but I got sedduced by her very kind attitude and some light kissing. She showed much attention to the fact that it was my first experience that day and took it all very slow and passionate. We did light FK and BBBJ and COB. Excellent service.

Lavignia from Moldavia. I met her in the bar upstairs, she had a very nice twinkle in her eyes and I was very attracted to her. I asked her about kissing and she confirmed on this. However it was not FK and she insisted on upselling to CIM, which I declined. An OK session, but she was more pushy than the twinkle had suggested.

Maria from Hungaria. I met Maria downstairs in the lounge and at first turned her down with the promise that I wanted to see her later, I had second thourghts and as she read my mind she returned 10 minutes later and we agreed on a slow session with cuddling and touching. What a mindblowing experience I had. She gave me a true GFE and I made appointment with her to meet up again later that evening.
Maria is a very nice looking blonde girl, she is slim with curves all the right places And she has the cutest nose and face, and we clicked right away.

After this session I had a massage downstairs, that is also very recommendable

Natasha rom Russia. After relaxing I ran into a very beautifull tall red-haired russian girl. She sedduced me with kissing and we ended up in the upstairs cinema for a very nice porn session. I ended quicky and seen in the backlight I should have saved my energies for the beautifull Maria

Last session that day was with Maria again. We went to the room for a full hour (probably more, I don't know how long we were there) and got conclusion on the GFE experience from earlier. We kissed and cuddled and I had a wonderfull time. I'll keep the details to myself, it was almost like falling in love

After that my mind actually blew up (thanks to Maria), and I had to go home.

Thanks to all the girls at Artemis for having me, and thanks to all of you for telling about your experiences.

Cheers

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[Basketcase]

As for the Italians-they have a bad rep, deserved or not, I do not know. The girls say that Italians want to feel them up and then avoid going to the room. And they do tend to descend en mass for some reason and you really know when they are there.

You get the same feed back from girls at Oase as well about the Italians.

Some girls say that the Italians are not very well behaved. Grabbing girls breasts and arses as they walk by, not being gentlemanly in handling conversations with girls or just wasting a girls time. The alternative view for the Italians that despite this, they make a huge percentage of the clientele and so cannot be ignored as a economic force in the pay that the girls want. Some girls specifically target the Italian market like Timea (Hungary) at Oase. The German girls do say that they like the Italians since they come and they come often/quickly so to speak implying that Italian men usually go for multiple sessions.

[Traveller Uk]

Nice report Travelman. Don't worry the first visit is often a nervous affair. You seemed to handle things well and thanks for the review which I found very informative and useful for my visits over the next few days.

[Angus Magee]

Hi TM 10,

Many thanks for the report. Reports are always welcomed and spelling/grammar, while nice, are not the prime consideration. Any report that contains useful info is good.

I will post it to the RoD thread.

It seems that Connie is getting a bit of a following here. I myself fully understand wanting to repeat with a girl who gives me a good session. Nothing wrong with that IMO.

As for the Italians-they have a bad rep, deserved or not, I do not know. The girls say that Italians want to feel them up and then avoid going to the room. And they do tend to descend en mass for some reason and you really know when they are there.

Regards

AM

[Travelman10]

(first Id like to appologize for any bad spellings and wrong use of words, this is my first real report)

Wednesday 24th

I took the S-bahn and walk to last little bit to Artemis. Very easy to find. I entered, a bit nervous, since Id never been to an FFK before or bordello for that matter. My only experience in this area is 2 or 3 out-calls. Anyway, I walked in, paid and got my stuff. And then I turned my head left and saw it. A little piece of heaven. There was a girl, naked and beutiful, wearing high heels and just looking perfect. It was so much better then I expected. And I hadn't even walked up the first stairs yet. I saw another post on the forum about how the first time really might be the best, and even if I don't agreee totally, I sure understand what he means. I hit the showers and all of that and got ready to explore the place. I walked into the lounge (smoking area) and there I was jumped right away. Some girls actually took hold of my robe and pulled me over. Hey, I know I'm a good looking kid. But it almost scared me. I said that it was my first time there and that I wanted to have alook around first. So I ran out before I got to the resturant. I walked downstairs and had a look. Found it more relaxing and this was the place where I would spend most of my time this evening and also the Friday to come.

I don't really remember what happend next, but I'm pretty sure I laid down in one of the chairs next to the pool and just tried to take it all in. Somehow Remy from Bulgaria got hold of me and we started talking. I have read here that its a good idea to get to know the girls a bit first. And I think I made some sort of impression on her, sadly not a very good one, but she clearly remembered me when I was back two days later. Anyway, we talked and I decided that she would be my first at Artemis. We went into a romm downstairs and she started with a BBBJ (I'm not so sure about the terminoloigy, but I'll do my best to explain). BBBJ was good and there was also some kissing, but not with tounge. I touched her breats, but she said that they were pretty new so I couldn't titty fuck her. I also touched her hair some when she sucked me, she didn't like that. We tried a few positions and since it was my first time at Artemis I tried to take it easy and not get to excited. After a while she lost interest and made it clear she thought it was boring. She said I couldn't try all positions in 30 mins and I had to finish now. And that was maybe after 15 min max. Anyway I fucked her harder and soon finished from the side, spoon style. We got up and I paid. Was no more to it really. I think we both felt that this was not very good.

After that I went back down, tried the different saunas, wathed some sports and was a bit unsure if I should try another girl since my first experience hadn't been that good to be honest. I had some food and ended up downstairs again on the sofas next to the stairs. There I spent quite some time I think and was approched a few times. I was very close to go off with a nice blonde who came down and sa on top of me. Ahe was nice and cute, but I turned her down. Nicely though. I was very nice to all the girls there, maybe to nice sometimes. Anyway, after a while Connie came down (I didn't know her name then). She also sat down on me and when she started talking I knew this might be it. She was sexy, nice, fun and if felt right. She also had a pierced tounge wich I find sexy. We decided to go up, actually I wanted to see how it was upstairs and there we had a great time. Very nice DFK (?), an exellent BBBJ with those sexy eyes looking at me all the time. The sex was also very good and we tries a few positions and I finished with a CIM. I was very very pleased and she seemed to like it to. And even though I know its her job, it felt good for the confidence after the first "failure". After paying, hugging and kissing, I was out for the night. Took the train home and was all in all vaery satisfied with my first visit to Artemis.

Friday 26th

I went back two days later and this time a bit earlier to have a work out in the gym first. So I had my work out, a really good one I might say, almost too good because I was pretty tired afterwards. Then some food and then I was ready for action. This night was a slow night for the girls. The were almost crazy, some of them nearly angry with me because I didn't want to "go to room" with them. But I turned them down as nicely as possible. I found Connie and had another session with her. I now you should try new girls, but hey, what can I say. I might not be cut for this mongering, maybe mongering lite or something. Anyway, I liked her so we went into a room downstairs. She did a great BBBJ again, lots of kissing and, may I say, great fucking, before I came in her mouth and quite alot over har face which she actually seemed to enjoy a bit. We talked a bit and had a nice time before I paid and wnet on with my business.

Later on that night when I took a shower after a sauna she came down and gave me a big kiss on the lips. Yes, I know, it sounds like she was the only girl there. Sorry about that. Later on I spent alot of time fighting of sharks. There were alot of Italians there. I don't know why, maybe they were on a conference or something, but it must have been 50 Italiens there, many of them arriving together. (Which reminds me, I would have been great to have a wing man at Artemis. I'll try to remember that if I'll visit again.) Anyway, many of the girls seemed to avoid the italians a bit, why I don't know. I saw a few girls that I liked but I couldn't get hold of them and time went by so I waqs actually starting to thinking about leaving. But I thought I had more in me so when I was approches by a Spanish girl, maybe Sara? I really don't remember her name, I decided to go with her. We went down to the Kino and she gave me a BBBJ there. Thats was actually pretty cool. We went into a room and some ok sex and I finished on her tits. Good session, the best was the BJ in the Kino. After that I was up for more actually, but I had things I really, really had to get back to in Berlin so I had to leave. And thats was my second visit to Artemis.

If I were to try and sum this up I must say that Artemis was more than I hoped for. The girls looked better then I dared to dream of. Some were nice, some not so nice. I made some rookie mistakes and also, I might not be the perfect mongerer. However if I was to go back someday I would do a few thnings different. I would be more decisive and try to see more then 2 girls a night. And like I said before, a wing man would have been good. But I guess I will have time to think of there things since I won't be back in Berlin until next spring. But I'm pretty sure that I will try to pay Artemis a visit then!

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[Angus Magee]

will the clubs have a good line up in easter weekend?

Easter is not that big a deal in Berlin. I can not say for sure but I imagine it will be a pretty normal weekend line up.

AM

Edit And I suggest that you reference Ortos' answer to the same question you asked in other threads. The man knows of what he speaks.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...postcount=4543

AM

[Angus Magee]

GFE:

1) Nicoletta, Bulgaria. What can I say, I just love this girl. She has a super attitude and skills to match. You will especially like her if you are into a more robust woman. A sweetheart.

2) Vivian, Slovakia. She seems to be a favorite of a few of us here. Great service and an enthusiastic performer in the room. She does a spectacular reverse cowgirl that never has failed to bring old Angus over the edge.

3)????, Persia. Sorry guys but I can not for the life of me remember her name. But I am pretty sure she is really Persian, very slim, small breasts and big brown soulful eyes, long black wavy hair. She is a bit stand-off-ish so you might have to be the one doing the approach. But her performance in the room was that of a tender hearted GF with a horny streak.

PSE:

1) Ella, Russia. She has been written up before and I have to say that she gives one of the most porn-like sessions available at Artemis. She is not the hottest woman at Artemis, and the boob job is unfortunate, but Ella needs to be experienced at least once by any self respecting monger.

2) Connie, Bulgaria. Connie gives one of the porny-est bjs ever experienced by this monger. She is also rather sweet and has a good sense of humor. She can be moody though.

3) Conchetta, Germany. Mostly for the deep throated bj. Her self description of her skills is worth the price of admission alone. Let her first seduce you with her words, then let her swallow your schlong. She is a bit of a processor but her skills will live up to her reputation.

Optifik:I can not really remember without scouring my posts over the past year or so. I can sort of remember the girls but not their names….

Overall Favorite: I would have to say here Giselle though she is no longer working at Artemis. She is German, blond and for me, drop dead gorgeous. And she absolutely loves sex. Her bj is spectacularly,wet & sloppy, and she would soak the towels with DATY. You almost needed a snorkel. For old Angus she was just perfect. I think I even fell a little in love with her.

She still works in Berlin (escort) and I will let you dogs in on her contact info if (and this is a big if) you are a member in good standing (able to receive & send PMs) with a decent posting history on the board. And you are not an A-hole.

IMO this girl is a real gem.

There you have it. Angus’ picks.

[Traveller Uk]

I was there last Easter and had been told it would be quiet, however the place was lively and good fun. I am going to be around this Easter as well.

[Boofer]

will the clubs have a good line up in easter weekend?