FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Charles Browne]

While it is certainly true in this business that YMMV, I think we can all agree that some girls get favourable reviews and more 'good publicity' than others. It might not always be because of their beautiful appearance, rather it is often a matter of a genuine personality, pleasant manners, and of course: knowing the tricks of the trade...

I would like to suggest a "top picks @ the A"-vote. And I suggest, in all fairness, that we each can nominate only 3 girls in each of these categories:

Best GFE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you have had those sought-after GirlFriendExperiences with.

Best PSE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you have had great porno-style PornStarExperiences with.

Best 'Optifick' @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you consider real stunners, and who give at least decent performance

My absolute favourite girl @ Artemis
-the girl you cannot stop thinking about, for whatever reason.

Of course, If you often meet with a girl you consider a stunner and who has given you both the best GFE and PSE of your life - by all means, vote for her in all categories. Only girls currently working at Artemis can be nominated.

Please give a concise motivation for each girl you nominate. Your no1 in each category receives 3 points, your no2:2 points, and your no3 girl receives 1 point.

At the end of April, I will write a summary and we will have compiled a "current favourite girls"-list for Artemis... What do you say? Shall we do this?

[Traveller Uk]

Is it all downhill after your visit to a proper, quality FKK Club?

I have only visited Artemis but have been there a number of times now. There is still that burst of adrenalin as you walk from the station, the excitement as you walk up the stairs to get changed and glimpse your first naked lovely of the day.

BUT, the first time you do that, it is something else. That sense of having gone to a heaven populated by naked stunning women all of whom want to shag you. It is such a thrill to walk around the place for the first time, to explore, to allow your imagination to run wild.

I am looking forward to my next visit next week and I know that it will be fun, I now know who I want to see and who I will avoid, I know what I like about the place and where I like to hang out, there is a familiarity now. I will be recognised by some of the girls others will pretend to recognise me and I know that I have to fend Naomi off with a long stick.

That special feeling of the FIRST time just wont be there though. So, as and when I visit another FKK, will I get that back? or have I lost my virginity forever?

[Angus Magee]

Was getting tired but another girl convinced me. And she was super! 'Connie' or something from Bulgaria. Blond, petit, pierced tongue and 3 tattos. Very nice girl!

Good thing you let Connie convince you. She is generally a very good choice.

Ahhhh-memories. They are all I have at the moment

[Travelman10]

First visit today!

Very tired and have to br up soon but hete is à Quick report.

Thought I died and came to heaven when I entered.

Very very sexy girls.

Was pick up by 'rene' or something from Bulgaria. Good looks, but bad sex. She was boring, i tell more later.

Was getting tired but another girl convinced me. And she was super! 'Connie' or something from Bulgaria. Blond, petit, pierced tongue and 3 tattos. Very nice girl!
I try to go back on Friday. I Will write à Hood report when i come home. Sry for the bad spelling, but im almost asleep and My i touch doesnt like me right now.

[Devilspinkick]

Well I've made my return to Berlin, and Artemis yet again. The lady at the front desk was actually kind of cute. She gave me an X-large robe for some reason, not sure why because I'm not fat or anything. Changed, showered, saw many of the regular ladies there. Was quickly approached by two ladies: one wild-eyed gal with a large tramp-stamp who said that she was from Moldova; the other one was a petite gal who claimed to be from India. I assume that they are both from Romania, but I could be wrong. They tried to get me to do a threesome with them, but I said I prefer to go one on one. Which is true of course, I only do threesomes occasionally.

Decided to hook up with the dark-skinned lady from Lithuania finally. Called herself Joy. I had a good time with her and can see why she is popular with some of the guys. Pretty fit lady and reasonably passionate. Too bad her English is nearly as bad as my Deutsch but we managed to communicate well enough.

The dame from Malaysia is still there and it seems that she has made it a mission to get me to go with her. When I told her that I watch a lot of porn she immediately said that she used to be a pornstar .... yeh, right! For some reason she is very persistent with me. Or maybe she is that way with every guy. But this night it wasn't to be. As usual I made use of the gym area. I always get a kick out of watching some of the local guys hook themselves to that machine with the wires and straps and electrocuting each other. I'll stick to the weights - thank you.

Later in the evening when more of the gals arrived I ran into a lady I hadn't seen before. She doesn't look like your average German lady but she said that was her nationality. Called herself Sabrina. Average face but a nice & tight little body. Also she has some cool tats and a few piercings. When she hopped on me as I sat on a couch I couldn't turn her away. Had a very good session with her also.

Never ran into Inka, but her fellow countrywoman from Thailand was there to represent. I can't remember her name but I had a good time with her during a past trip. She's cute, even pretty, but not nearly as hot as Inka - IMO.

As the evening turned to night the place became more festive. There was a nice crowd of people at Artemis this night. I choose to hook up with Kashia (from Poland) again. Very nice bod. She is an Optifuck for sure, but I find her to be a decent performer in the sack.

Had a good chat with a German guy who asked me how the brothels in America compare to Deutschland. That was good for a laugh. I look forward to another return in the near future.

- DSK

[Odiacz]

Was recently in Berlin and visited Artemis Club - which can by the way easily be reached by train (forgot the station name nearby but you will find it on the map - a 5 minute walk from there). Just follow the red stripe on the roof.
If you have time then go to Artemis. A lot of girls, some absolutely beautiful, others not that much but always something to watch. Good wellness area with a Turkish bath massage (given by a man) - excellent. As mentioned good choice of girls with reasonably good service for Germany. In general, I never had a fantastic experience in Germany - somehow I do not find the right place, neither in Cologne,Dusseldorf or Munich.

[Travelman10]

Thanks Angus! Youre very helpfull. (I think I can last more then 2 mins, just wanted to give an exemple.)

A report will be done sometime next week.

[Angus Magee]

On my way to Berlin. Just wanted to double check a few things. 80 € entrance, 60 € for 30 mins, I think I got that. CIM etc are extra. How about BBBJ? Extra or included? Should that be made clear before going to a room? Just Ask the girl if she does BBBJ?

You have it more or less right. 80 to get in the door for the full day (if you leave just tell the desk that you are coming back & they will make a note). Room fees are 60 for each half hour. That includes bbbj & sex. CIM is 50 euros extra, anal is 100. Anything else (COF, COB) you have to discuss with the girl and you are getting into grey areas. The girls at Artemis are pretty good over all at letting you know the charges and not generally into trying to scam you. But it is good if you know a little going in.

Is 30 mins = 1 'load' or do you get another chance if you happen to cum after 2 mins?

Over all I would say 30 mins. is one shot on goal. While this is not always explicitly stated, it is generally understood to be the case. In the hour, I am not really sure as it is never an issue with me. That is I would never (or can not imagine) a case where I would want more than one shot in the hour. I am of an age where, were it to happen, I would consider it a minor miracle and thus expect to be considered for canonization.

Edit I just reread your question. Two minutes? Is this really something that happens to you? If so you might consider either wanking a couple of times in the hotel before you go or taking some tantric training to learn control. Other than that I would say you would be at the mercy and kindness of the girl. I believe if you cum in the first two minutes she would be within her rights just to finish up and maybe cuddle out the remaining half hour. But if you have chosen well and have a good rapport with the girl you maybe could have another go.

It sounds like it may be doubly important for you to chose well and spend time pleasing the girl before getting to the main event.

This situation is so far from my own that I have no experience from which to speak.

read that some of the girls might touch you before you go to à room, is that touching and kissing etc included in the 30 mins?

This is most definitely getting into YMMV territory. That is, some girls will, some girls will not. It all depends upon how you play your game. In general Artemis girls, I find, are not as enthusiastic about pre-session games as other FKKs. But it can and does happen.

Is there any difference visiting on a Thursday or Friday?

Not much of a difference really. It depends more on what is going on over at the Messe or else where in town.

Any more last minute tips before I leave?

Get plenty of rest, eat well and treat the girls with respect. Don't jump at the first pretty girl who bats her eyes at you but don't hesitate too long to get your feet wet. Try to find a girl who will at least sit & talk for a little while before suggesting a room. If the room is the first thing out of her mouth (or comes within the first minute of contact) this is not a good thing.

Oh-and need we mention Naomi?

Have fun and remember to write your report as a way of giving back for the valuable info you have received here.

AM

[Travelman10]

On my way to Berlin. Just wanted to double check a few things. 80 € entrance, 60 € for 30 mins, I think I got that. CIM etc are extra. How about BBBJ? Extra or included? Should that be made clear before going to a room? Just Ask the girl if she does BBBJ?

Is 30 mins = 1 'load' or do you get another chance if you happen to cum after 2 mins?

I read that some of the girls might touch you before you go to à room, is that touching and kissing etc included in the 30 mins?

Is there any difference visiting on a Thursday or Friday?

I know I have alot of questions, but its because Im so excited to finally visit Artemis!

Any more last minute tips before I leave?

Thanks

[Skeden]

Had a really nice evening there recently. Met many girls, tried some (eight) of them..
The best were two german girls: Blond and skinny Mika, and semi-blond and really cute Tinka.

[Angus Magee]

The tyre retailer's building at the front of the site has now been demolished. The receptionist, (you know, the georgeous punky-haired blond with the great tits that we all wish was working on the other side of the shop floor), she told me that they are about to build a multi-storey to solve their long-standing parking problem on the site. She claimed not to know anything about a VIP extension or a Laufhaus being constructed.

Seems to me that a swimming pool would bring in a few more punters than a nice place to park. But maybe that is just me...

[Charlie 123]

Hi,

The place was very quiet both on Wednesday evening and during the day yesterday. Lots of complaints from the girls about lack of trade.

Sessioned with Katja, one of my regulars, on Wednesday evening with the predictably satisfactory result. On Thursday I went with two girls. The first was a nondescript optifick from Romania whose name I can't remember. More notable was the Kino BBBJ I received from a very pretty Lithuanian girl named Joy; tall, dark complexion (for a European), straight mid-length dark hair, athletic slim figure with really nice perky A-cups. An enthusiastic performer and a cute girl with an amusing personality. Been at Artemis for 2 years as an 'occasional', so some of you may already be acquainted with her. Recommended.

The tyre retailer's building at the front of the site has now been demolished. The receptionist, (you know, the georgeous punky-haired blond with the great tits that we all wish was working on the other side of the shop floor), she told me that they are about to build a multi-storey to solve their long-standing parking problem on the site. She claimed not to know anything about a VIP extension or a Laufhaus being constructed.

Cheers,

Charlie

[OzPunter]

Hi All, here's my report from Artemis from November last year over 3 days/nights.

It was my first visit to this club and turned out to be one of the best. (Including what was probably one of my best sessions ever)

Shame I put this report off for so long, so detail will of course be lost, but since I'm planning a week long fuck-fest for next week, I feel inspired again, found my notes taken from the visits (which of course were taken to report here) and here goes.

So was in Berlin for a few days on business and did my research beforehand as I had only been to Berlin once before. And on that occasion I went to a parlour, think it was called Tiffanies (or something similar) and did have a great session with a Polish girl. So this time thought best to research the FKK scene.

Of course found tonnes of great material, especially from Angus who must be thanked. (and again I feel a bit guilty holding this report back.)

So I thought I'd pay one visit over these 3 days in Berlin but of course who is going to hold OzPunter back when I knew Artemis was just waiting, beckoning for me to visit.

So convinced myself to go on day 1 in the afternoon just to check it out. Now at €80 entry and €60 per session, you want to make the most of it, so of course spent the rest of the evening there.

Getting there was simple. I usually rent a car when on these trips because I find the best clubs are usually a little off the beaten track, and getting cabs back at 4am can be costly.

All the travel info is in other reports so won't repeat it but its literally around the corner form the station, left at the end of the street, not right as I did the first time.

Walked in and was immediately in love with the receptionist. Guys you know the one, short light/brown coloured hair. Beautiful, and kept perving on her, especially when she worked the bar. Smoked far too many cigarettes at the bar while imagining what I could do with her. She of course caught me looking, but hey she must know what was on my mind seeing as I'm in a club like that.

I do like the setup of the club. As you walk in up the stairs from reception you have the men's showers/locker room ahead, the girls' room to the left and entrance to the "main" room to the right across the large circular stairwell.

This main room includes the bar area, lounge area towards the back and dining room at the back. There is also a kino here but I didn't try this one. Its too visible when you walk in and would be "attacked" 5 seconds later.

This level is where the music is loud, you drink, smoke, basically where the action is.

Downstairs to the left is the relaxing pool/sauna/massage area. This is a lot more relaxing than upstairs and you can genuinely get some rest, although there is still a constant stream of girls walking down there looking for prey, and they have no qualms waking you if you are asleep, or pretending to B.

There is also a very quiet bar/lounge area at the back which is probably the most quiet relaxing place in the club, not a lot of action there.

Then on the other side of this level is the kino, a few rooms next to it, and a gym! At the back.

There are also circular lounges at the bottom of the stairwell which can be a great viewing area watching the girls going up and down the stairs. Also where I met my best conquest of the trip.

Then two floors up are where all the rooms are. You can only go up here with a girl. I was to make this trip 7 times over the 3 days, a little less than my usual average number of sessions but since most of the sessions were quite good, I didn't feel the need to overdo it.

In general I have to say the quality and quantity of girls is very good (with some exceptions of course). The attitude in general is quite good, and there is a wide enough mix of nationalities to keep you interested. My exploits would take me through several, and as it turns out, the only nationality I did more than once was German.

DAY 1

So after the usual checking out of the club, a few chats with girls etc, I got chatting to Carolina from Lithuania. Average height/weight, pretty face and quite friendly. I didn't waste much time in getting her to the room.

She was quite easy going and seemed to enjoy the session. Nice amount of DFK and DATY, nice BBBJ and mish, then cowgirl to finish. A good session, nothing much to complain about, but probably wouldn't repeat as not much to write home about. So to speak.

Had to then do a quick stop back in town, and had no issues getting a passout and being allowed back in later on.

Then spent quite a bit of time "between drinks", and getting to the point where you just want a session. Got talking to Micha from Germany on the main staircase. She has quite a nice face, very nice body and long blond hair. What the hell, so went for a session.

The session was kind of mechanical. I didn't sense much chemistry between us so more or less went through the motions. Although those motions included some great BBBJ and cowgirl to finish. There was no DFK or DATY. Not that she specifically refused it, it just didn't happen. Not sure I'd repeat, although I saw here several times over the next few days and definitely find her to be quite attractive.

Had an early morning start and emails to catch up on so made my way back to my hotel at around midnight. Trains run up until around 1am from memory. Although cabs back into town don't cost much.

Not a bad day, considering I wasnt planning to visit that day, and saw and experienced enough to know I was going to be back the next day.

DAY 2

Arrived around 5pm, found the club quite busy already. Disappointed not to see my favourite receptionist, although she did turn up later and worked the bar. Mmmmmm.

First session of the night was with Anna from Hungary. She is a petite, short haired brunette who wears glasses. Very cute. She had an interesting personality about her, and was intrigued so went back to a room. This turned out to be a Great session! Very playful, lots of laughing and joking around. She's very ticklish which makes DATY interesting. Lots of DFK and BBBJ too. All in all a great session and would definitely repeat.

A great start to the visit.

Then came Briggita from Serbia. She's tall, short dark hair and nice slender body. Spoke to her earlier in the evening and was really in to her, but wasn't ready for another session yet, so told her I'd find her later because I thought there was some good chemistry there.

Found her later on for a session. The session wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Was obvious she wanted a quick in and out and wasnt really into it. Still managed to finish, but a very average session and wouldn't repeat. The attitude was very different to earlier on.

Later on came Jessi from Romania. She had approached me a few times, even the day before and I knew that I knew her from somewhere.

I'm quite sure I had been with her at Villa Vertigo earlier last year and remember having a great session with her.

She is average height, quite thin and long dark hair.

So tried for round 2.

Again she didn't disappoint. Jessi is one of those girls who really seems to appreciate your business. She understands that there is a lot of competition and really goes the distance to show you a great time. She's very uninhibited and really loves DFK and DATY. She also really enjoyed some rimming and got right into it. A really good session and would definitely repeat.

By this point it was quite late, so jumped in a cab back to the hotel.

DAY 3

Got in around mid afternoon and wanted to make the most of my last day in Berlin.

Got talking to a beautiful tall German blond named Jane. She spoke great English (by the way most girls speak adequate English) and had a good relaxing conversation in the main lounge area. She plays it cool and doesn't put the pressure on, She knows she's hot and knows how to use it.

After a while I suggested we find a room.

Started with some nice long BBBJ then on to DATY then a bit of mish followed by some Doggy to finish. The doggy was the best part. She really gets in to it and looks back at you while you do it. Surrounded by mirrors doing a hot tall blond doggy didn't take too long to finish. Only disappointment was minimal DFK. Would have another go here for sure.

Spent quite a bit of time before the next session. Knew I had one, maybe 2 max, left in me so wanted to get it right.

There were a few girls I had my eye on over the 3 days but seemed to struggle to find them when I wanted them or couldn't find the right time to approach them.

So decided to sit on the curved couch at the bottom of the main staircase for a while.

Valeria from Ukraine who I had my eye on all week was about to make her way up the stairs, so gave her the look and she soon came and lay next to me.

Valeria is a tall brunette with a great body and amazing breasts. She has a very nice face and usually a serious, sexy look on her face.

We got talking for a while then in to some nice DFK on the couch. We gave each other the look and swiftly made our way upstairs to a room.

This then turned out to be one of the best GFE's of my mongering career.

What then followed was lots (and I mean lots) of really passionate DFK, DATY and BBBJ for what seemed forever. At one point we looked at her watch and realised the 30mins was just about up. She asked if I wanted her to quickly finish me, but I agreed (for the first time in an FKK) to extend to an hour. The smile on her face just added to the session and this continued on for some time. We then moved to some great cowgirl which started with here rubbing her pussy bare up and down my shaft. Still always with DFK going on. Then knew time was coming for me to finish before having to extend again (at €60 a pop, you need to be weary) and moved to doggy, but not before a last licking of her pussy and arse from behind and then doggy to the end.

It was also nice afterwards we shared some more DFK and had a good conversation and cigarette (over time by now) before the end.

Paid my €120 afterwards, shared another kiss and agreed to catch up later.

By this point had my shower, was getting late and decided to end it on a real high and make my way back to my hotel. Had an early morning flight for another business trip that wasnt going to be fractionally as exciting.

So all in all, a great trip. Lots of repeats ahead (rare for me) and several I didn't get around to that can wait for next time.

This is a club I'd highly recommend, confirmed for me when a week or two later found myself in Frankfurt at PKK Palace and had an awful experience (posted a report on this).

Haven't managed to get to an FKK this year yet (although thats not say I haven't mongered) and am planning next weeks trip.

My current plan is to be in Amsterdam for Tuesday night for meetings on Weds so will check out the RLD. Haven't mongered there before so worth it just for a new experience (any pointers would be appreciated), then Weds evening off to Germany until Friday night.

Now my German part of the trip is purely for mongering, interrupted by catching up on calls and emails in the mornings.

Not entirely sure of the itinerary yet. Thinking I might finally hit Beverly on Weds night, just for the experience although recent reports are not good. Might find an alternative like Showboat or something similar. Then Thursday hit one of the big clubs like World or Oase, or possibly somewhere like Goldentime or Villa Vertigo (all places I've been several times) or maybe somewhere new. When you want to spend a long time in a club, I find the big ones are best with lots of relaxing time. Friday was thinking of hitting "The Hof". Haven't been for a while and find it to be a nice daytime place, only issue is it opens at 1300 and was planning to fly out at around 1900 which wouldn't leave much time considering travel time to airport etc.

So itinerary not finalised yet, and talking about Artemis again gets me thinking.

Some more research to do me thinks.

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[Jay Dawg]

Artemis, The following day (Report continued from Berlin thread)

I arrived at around 18. 30. Many girls were available and quite a few men as well. There were at all times more than enough girls available and at times they even got hungry resulting in an increase in the shark patrols.

Let me start off by offering a "thank you" to the board for warning against Naomi. I had not been at Artemis for 5 minutes before she sat down next to me offering her services. Being a sucker for women of colour I could have been swept away, but I was resilient faking no interest whatsoever and she quickly went away, saving me 60€, a bad experience and a chemical shower!

I started out by cruising around a litlle not knowing excactly what I wanted and I one point I found myself downstairs hiding from the scors of beatifull naked women trying to get me to go to a room with them! (What a wonderfull world where you have to dodge naked breasts and indecent proposals!).

I ended up in the main bar deciding that I was ready for some action. Over a coffee and a cigarette I spotted a gorgeus girl. Olive skin, fit body, perfect breasts and a pointy middle eastern nose worthy of Cleoptra!

She noted my interest and signaled that I should join her on one of the couches. As I sat down her lot less attractive friend came over as well and we did a double introduction.

The girl who had attracted my attention turned out to be Pati(?) from Romania (! Having paid King Geroge a visit the day before, Romanian was hardly new and exciting). She then tried to sell me a duo with her friend but I made it clear that I was only interested in "normal, boring sex"). We chatted a bit and then went upstairs.

In the room she made the prices clear, asked if I were interested in any extras, but as I explained she was the first of the night she left the subject there.

Now, from the describtion I have given so far it is not obvious that this girl would turn out to be a good session. But she did! She accepted the terms and went on to give a good show with BBBJ and FS, giving a performance much better than any of the 4 from King George the previous day.

After the show was over we proceeded to the lockers, kissed on the cheek and off to the showers.

I later noticed her cruising around and realized that I would have taken her off my list as a shark had I not caught her just as she arrived sitting in the bar drinking a coffee.

I the spent a good amount of time hiding out, relaxing and smoking upstairs just watching the talent.

During this period the desperation of the girls became obvious. Groups were trawling downstairs jumping on men relaxing on the sunbeds. I even think I got a proposal from "Conchetta" the selfproclaimed BJ Queen of Artemis (does she have a slightly manic manner and intense blue eyes?). I was interested but a hard day of work and the toll the previous day had taken on me made me realize that I had to save my energi.

I had noticed on the website and upon arrival a (light)darkskinned girl with long blonde curly hair. Website says Jennifer but the name that came to mind was Shakira! She intrigued med and I set off in order to search for her.

In the upstairs bar I could not see her but took note of a darkskinned Brazilian with obviously enhanced breasts (scars visible around the nipples and, well no doubt anyway!). I noted her down as a reserve should Shakira not appear.

She did! I decided to observe her a litlle before approaching and by doing this I noted that she cruised with another girl actively trying to sell duos. This put me off a bit and I went for the back up plan.

The back up plan turned out to be brazilian indeed and to go by the name of Loba. She was firmly planted by the entrance to the bar where any man entering could admire her attributes.

We talked a little (In Spanish as she found this better than English) and decided to go to the room.

What happened in the room confirmed my previous experiences with Brazilians: They are in a league all by them selve.

She was very attentive giving the best service from a SP I have ever experienced (Previous award for that went to another Brazilian. Solange. Of the same establishment!).

Perfect delivered BBBJ that, was it not my 6th session in two days, would have cost me an extra 50€ for CIM. Alternating between BBBJ, caressing, drowning me in breasts, ball licking and carressing of the area between the balls and the anus.

Fortunately I was able to hold it so we proceeded to doggystyle were she managed to tease my anus during and even penetrating with a finger (This is new to me and not entirely unpleasant!). We finsihed in Mish.

After this performance I was faced with the choice of resting up and trying out another of the wonderfull girls there or calling it a night.

Realizing that no other girl that night would top that experience I had another cigarette, showered and grabbed a taxi back to the hotel, thus concluding two wonderfull evenings in Berlin!

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[Bearsk]

Naomi gets another victim ... did she squirt with the alcohol wash afterwards?

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After sitting for 3 minutes at the bar I was approached by Naomi from Jamaica, a tall very black girl. She stroked me and I could not resist. It was ok but nothing special. In fact, she slyly gave me a CBJ instead of the standard BBBJ. She should be avoided.