FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Angus Magee]

I've read that you brought with you your own condoms, I didn't try to do it, but sometimes it's happened in a fkk that they used too tight condoms, it's like no breathe. Bad sensation.

I always bring my own for just the reason you mention. I have never had any problem with the ladies accepting this. I think it is better for them as it cuts down on expenses. I don't believe that Artemis supplies condoms to the ladies.

[Angus Magee]

Inka stayed around and hooked up with other clients. I noticed that quite a few of the ladies were going around in pairs of two and trying to get guys to do threesomes. I´m not sure if that is a typical theme on Tuesdays or if it was just a coincidence.

I would say it is a theme for slow nights. The girls are trying to help each other out and share the clientele. Seems to have worked in your case with happy results.

We got into a room and when I offered to use one of my larger sized condoms. She sort of freaked and she said ''You are big?!''. Then she checked my little soldier and she was like ''You are big!''. I informed her that black guys are sort of known for being rather large at times (one of the few good stereotypes that we have). She seemed to be afraid that I would stretch her out too much, so I agreed for her to do a BBBJ -> CIM. I had done enough of the ol' in & out anyway. Sometimes it´s nice to get a regular blow. It was quite nice actually and afterwards we snuggled for a few minutes and talked. She seems to have a few sugar-daddies that buy her fancy gifts like stuff from Armani and Gucci. Hey, she's young and hot. Not too surprising.

Interesting take on Isabella. I had one session with her some months back and it was a pure "optikfick" for me. The service was not very good IMO. The girls seems to have a nose for sugar daddies and I guess she knew that I wasn't sugar daddy material. Too bad as she does have a smokin' little body on her.

As for girls being persistent-I just tell them that they are not my type. This usually does the trick though it can make an enemy of them. There is one girl who I said this to some months back who still looks at me as if she could kill me. I guess that she took it personally or something.

[Fish Netting]

In Berlin one night Found Artemis right off the train station was late around midnight walked in paid 80 euros checked out the ladies and went with a tall blonde german I think her name was "Allie" B-Cup and shaved white garterbelt and stockings. Started with mutual touching then CBJ to doggie and finished Cowgirl she was 60 euros for 30 minutes. The ladies from Moldovia and Romainia all were pushing threesomes would have done it but funds were low. Business calls and off to Dresden.

[Italia77]

Well my first two trips to Artemis were sort of average, but still far better than anything I'll get in the USA. My third time was a blast and is the reason why I'll be visiting Berlin and Artemis again & again. They had a lot of lean and mean honeys there on Tuesday so the generally attractiveness levels of the gals were much more to my liking. Next time I plan to spend more time in the Frankfurt area though.

So now my sights will turn to Brasil, where I head to this September. Won't bug you guys on this forum too much for at last a few months. If I have any Euros to spare I may see what the nightlife is like in Lisbon, I'll be there for a night before catching a flight back to America.

Ciao - DSK

Hi man,

Nice report from Artemis.

I'll be in Berlin from 10 to 17 of August this summer.

Mostly I go to visit the city, and being there I wanna try this place, even if in deep summer would be better try a club with outdoor garden.

Maybe I will try Artemis on 15th Saturday. I think it is the most expensive fkk in germany 80entry + 60 half hour. But at least let's give it a try.

I've read that you brought with you your own condoms, I didn't try to do it, but sometimes it's happened in a fkk that they used too tight condoms, it's like no breathe. Bad sensation.

I booked an hotel in north part of the city, in Blankemburg-Buchholz zone, and I understood Artemis is in the west part of the city, close to Charlottemburg district.

Did you visit Berlin in your period there? Can you suggest something to must see?

In the end,

I've understand you are a black man, in germany in those clubs I suppose you meet mostly white girls, instead I like in those clubs meet black women, we have two ways of interracial fantasies, but no competition at all between us. LOL

Big hug!

Ciao

[Devilspinkick]

Well my first two trips to Artemis were sort of average, but still far better than anything I'll get in the USA. My third time was a blast and is the reason why I'll be visiting Berlin and Artemis again & again. They had a lot of lean and mean honeys there on Tuesday so the generally attractiveness levels of the gals were much more to my liking. Next time I plan to spend more time in the Frankfurt area though.

So now my sights will turn to Brasil, where I head to this September. Won't bug you guys on this forum too much for at last a few months. If I have any Euros to spare I may see what the nightlife is like in Lisbon, I'll be there for a night before catching a flight back to America.

Ciao - DSK

[Devilspinkick]

After maxing out the hour, the three of us made our way downstairs so I could pay the piper. I head to the shower and the go to the little gym and workout for about an hour. Get showered again and relax by the pool for a will. Not a whole lot of guys getting in the way this afternoon, just enough dudes mulling about to keep things interesting yet there were definitely more ladies than fellas. By the time I made my way to the main bar it was around 7PM. Charly and Inka were up there chatting and we got to talking and laughing while checking out the scene. Charly was hugging and kissing on me a lot. Very cool. She said she had to leave at 8:30 to catch the train back to Frankfurt and when that time came she gave me a goodbye hug and kiss-kiss. At least now I have a good idea of the best times to catch up with her.

Inka stayed around and hooked up with other clients. I noticed that quite a few of the ladies were going around in pairs of two and trying to get guys to do threesomes. I´m not sure if that is a typical theme on Tuesdays or if it was just a coincidence.

I started to look for who else I may be able to hook up with. Then the idea of going with Bia popped in my head, so I went to see if I could find her. When I did find her, she was in the downstairs kino working on a client. I spied the ladies from Köln and the Lithuania dame. Those were options. I got cornered at the downstairs bar by a Brasilian lady that I personally don't find really attractive but I guess she's alright. We got to talking a bit about Brasil and things and then I spied Xenia walking through the area. I remembering Xenia from my past trip to Berlin in February and she is a pretty raven-haired lass from somewhere here in Deutschland - she a has a tight body on her. After a few more sentences, I broke away from the Brasileira and tried to track to Xenia. I has snagged right at the stairs but a cute and thin gal from Moldovia named Isabella. I didn't see Xenia in the area and I just couldn't turn down this sexy little number in front of me so me and Isabella went to a room upstairs.

We got into a room and when I offered to use one of my larger sized condoms. She sort of freaked and she said ''You are big?!''. Then she checked my little soldier and she was like ''You are big!''. I informed her that black guys are sort of known for being rather large at times (one of the few good stereotypes that we have). She seemed to be afraid that I would stretch her out too much, so I agreed for her to do a BBBJ -> CIM. I had done enough of the ol' in & out anyway. Sometimes it´s nice to get a regular blow. It was quite nice actually and afterwards we snuggled for a few minutes and talked. She seems to have a few sugar-daddies that buy her fancy gifts like stuff from Armani and Gucci. Hey, she's young and hot. Not too surprising.

[Devilspinkick]

Tuesday was my last chance to visit Artemis on this trip before making my way back to the ol' USA. Arrived around 2:30PM and paid my dues. As I made my way to the changing area I sensed an evil that I haven´t felt in a couple of years. I noticed a thin blond gal who I suppose is around 5'7'' or so, she was hanging out by the coin machines smoking a cigarette and she reminded of a German lass I had a great time with in the past. I just shrugged it off and went ahead to get changed & showered. Started making my rounds and pretty much off the bat turned away the Malaysian lady again, she is persistent I will give her that. Talked with Bia (blonde gal from from Madrid), she´s thin with an average face. Has that evil in her eyes that tells me she might be pretty good in the sack. But since it was so early I told her that I wanted to scope out the scene first. Was approached by a blonde gal from Hungary who has a pretty nice bod on her. Said her name was Virgina. I was tempted to give her a go, but I wanted to follow this hunch that I had. The blonde lady I saw as I came in was now hanging out at the bar yakking with the Thai gal Inka. I made my way over and started talking with her, and yes she did seem very familiar. I finally asked her name and she said ''Charly''. Oh yes, I definitely remember this naughty minx. I had a very good time with her and one of her gal friends a few years back. Apparently she lives in Frankfurt, but comes over to Berlin to work from time to time.

She didn´t seem to remember me, but no doubt she has met many guys since last time we encountered each other. She got friendly very quickly (no surprise there) and she said she wanted to do a threesome with me an Inka. Since I had done a threesome with her last time - this time I preferred to see how she was by herself. But she called over Inka and they both sat on each side of me. Charly started rubbing on me an purring the way that she does and all the blood rushed from the head on my shoulders. Now thinking with my little head, I said ''Hey! A threesome sounds like a great idea!'' After making out on the couch for a few more minutes we got some drinks and made our way up to a room. I was asked if I had a room I preferred, but I must say that I´ve never really paid much attention to the rooms.

30 minutes with two ladies isn't much time, so I opted to go with them for a solid hour. Well we had a spirited adventure. Inka with her hot little body & Charly with her lithe frame. We tried many positions and combinations. It was great .... just wish I had a camera on me to record for future reference.

[Devilspinkick]

In fact that is sometimes when the best sining is to be had. After suffering the horrors of alternative P4P options in Berlin, I made my return to the Temple of Artemis (not the ancient one in Turkey but instead the newer version in Berlin). Sundays are usually pretty slow with fewer women and more guys hanging about and I was prepared for this to be the case. I arrived around my usual time of 3PM and got changed. Saw many of the regular players: the Lithuania lady, the German gal from Köln, the Malaysian, fat girls that will go unnamed, and many others. Since it was pretty dead, I decided to use the fitness studio for an hour first. That´s one thing I like about Artemis is that I can exercise my body and my loins in one self-contained den of debauchery.

A tall lady from Serbia passed through and talked to me for a bit. She was pretty looking and friendly, though I didn´t hook up with her later that night. Showered afterwards and around that time a whole van-load of Italian guys showed up. The ration of guys to gals was already about 1:1, so this made it even worse. But this is common on Sundays. The Malaysian lady complained that I never went to a room with her. She just isn´t my type. Spoke with the Brasilian gal I went with a few days ago. Of course she wanted me to go with her again but I rarely repeat with a lady and especially not if I went with her during a past visit. She said that she was relocating over to Frankfurt soon, so I guess folks in Oase, Palace, etc. will be seeing her.

While resting down by the pool, a cute German gal from Stuttgart hopped on me and talked me into going with her. She isn´t really a hot gal (don´t think any of the gals there presently are much over an ''8'' on the 1 to 10 scale) but she was cute with a nice compact body. Had some cool tats as well. Think her name was Crissy. I actually spent an hour in a room with her. The experience was hardly PSE, but pleasant enough. She told me that the FKK in Stuttgart is nice and almost the size of Artemis. I might have to check it out if I ever pass through there.

Due to the poor ratios I just hung out and scopped out the scene. Some of the Italian guys were splashing around in the pool with each other and between that and the massage guys rubbing up on other guys it felt like I was in a gay sauna or something. Had to split from that scene. Met a gal named Bia from Spain that was at least thin. There´s a gaggle of Romanians that were about but I never hooked up with any of them. I do have some ideas of who I might go with when I return in a few days. We´ll see how it goes.

- DSK

[Devilspinkick]

After finishing up with Kim I got showered and bid my farewells to the staff. I think I may go there again this Saturday. Plan to check out other venues this Friday. Since I'm in Berlin for a week this time around I have the opportunity to try other P4P options; and as I said before there just isn't enough variety to keep me coming back to Artemis every day for a whole week. Too bad they aren´t able to rotate fresh ladies through more often but all I know is that I see many of the same women there now that I met not long after they had opened. Maybe it just me. At least the food was pretty good last night.

Even though I wasn't overly impressed by Artemis this time I will still visit it at least one more time. After all it is the only establishment of it's kind in this part of Germany. From the shear volume of FKKs and women available Frankfurt has a leg up on Berlin. But I simpy like Berlin much more than Frankfurt and the folks in Berlin are more open and laid-back. At least this has been my take on it.

I'll see what trouble I can get into this weekend.

- DSK

[Devilspinkick]

After breaking a bit of a sweat I got showered up and relaxed down by the pool for about 45 minutes. I had been approached earlier by a blond Russian lady with short hair. She has a very nice bod (IMO), though a rather average face (the tie-breaker being that she is Russian). So when I found her later on hanging out at the bar I snagged her and we made a trip upstairs. Ella (her name) said that she used to be a gymnast and I can definitely believe that to be the case with her well formed body. I think that she is probably older than she looks - I never asked her age and don´t really care as long as a lady is attractive. I CAN tell you that her oral skills were top-notch. She could have finished me with her mouth and I would have been more than happy, but of course I opted to have some ''bumsen''. Should have stuck with the oral because she just didn't seem too animated. I've been privy to much better performances coming out of the former USSR. Then again maybe I needed to give my engine more time to recharge after having ''spritzed'' very recently. She is a nice lady and I may well go with her again. Maybe do a threesome with one of her friends as she had suggested.

When it was rounding about 9PM (how the time flys!). I wanted to go with at least one more lady before calling it a night. I spoke with the dark-skinned gal from Lithuania again: 1) She's always there. 2) I should go with her one of these days. However, another lady with long, dark hair caught my I. She was rather thin and though not really tall, she was taller than most of the women there. I eventually caught up with her a found out that she was from Sao Paulo, Brazil ... so obviously I had to break out my Portuguese and we had a nice chat both before and while were in one of the rooms. She was good at fellatio also and like many Brasilian ladies she did it with gusto. The sex was OK - not as good as I get when actually in Brasil, nothing Earth-shattering, but we had a pleasant time. She told me she wanted to visit me in America (Yikes!). I'm not into relationships nearly that serious. BTW- she called herself Kim.

[Devilspinkick]

After a lengthy delay on my flight from Lisbon to Berlin, I finally arrived back in town and got settled into my hotel in Ost-Berlin. It's a nice hotel but is a bit of a ride from the main attractions over in West Berlin. This is complicated by the fact that the S-bahns are very limited and you can't really count on them at all. Thankfully the U-bahns are running as usual, so when I made my way to Artemis instead of getting off at Westkreuz S-bahn I instead had to take the U-bahn to Kaiserdamm and took a leisurely stroll south to the big ''A''.

Walked through the doors around 3PM and it was mellow as you would expect at that time. Was greeted by some of the regulars. Got showered up and toured the grounds. I blew off the first few ladies that approached me as is my usual MO. I must say that the quality of women could be better. I see much hotter women on the streets of Berlin than I typically see here for the past couple of years. Also, there isn´t much turn-over in the women. The same chicks are there practically every night .... so much for variety. Anyway - I got to talking to a petite Thai lady that I spoke with briefly on my last trip. She calls herself Inka and she made it a point to stress that she had a place to stay away from Artemis when she got off work. She has a nice little body and a very nice pair of bolt-ons. It took me a while to determine that they weren´t real. When went up to a room and had a good time for 30mins. Nothing especially noteworthy but decent. Almost GFE-like.

Afterwards I went to their little gym and worked out for a bit. Inka passed through and talked with me for a few minutes. She asked me to hangout with her in the sauna and talk. I declined ..... but in hindsight I think maybe I should have taken her up on the offer. Maybe we could have made other arrangements.

- DSK

[Ozzy Ozzman]

The place was unseasonally busy during the weekend due to the U2 concert on Saturday. Lots of guys, not so many girls (but more than previous weeks, according to comments I heard). I spent my time mixing old and the new.

I was there on Saturday as well and I didn't think the spillover from the U2 concert was that bad at all. It was much, much worse when there was a basketball tournament in town a couple of months ago. In fact, I didn't even know of the concert until I came across a group of my (drunk) countrymen late in the evening who had attended and told me about it. One of them, BTW, seemed to be sleeping most of the night in one of the sun beds downstairs, dead drunk. Leave it to the N*******ns to fall for the temptations of alcohol and thusly forsake the pleasures of the flesh in such a predictable manner. I did that myself that Sunday, when I wanted to to leave Artemis in the evening and go for a few beers. I ended up drinking myself into a stupor, and was presumably lucky to even get back to my hotel in one piece, having no recollection of how I did so when I woke up the next morning.

All in all, I found the line up this past weekend somewhat lackluster. Not many of my favourites were present, and where have all those big breasted blond Poles and Czechs gone, and where is the Baltic contingent (Celina in particular)?

Still, on a positive note, Spanish Romy is now back. Mediterranean features and always a smile on her face. Probably the best GFE I've ever been given by a pro. A true gem of Artemis; she comes with my highest recommendations.

New notable experiences: Paris, German 20. Hot, slender body with small but firm tits. Long dark blond curly hair. From some angles looks a bit like Paris Hilton, but made me think more of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Very good at what she does, but wants extra money for pretty much everything, even things that should be included. And a tip.

This girl is the same girl whom I reported very unfavourably on in the Palace thread about half a year ago. Then she was Denisa from Poland. Supposedly a professional masseuse. She has at least two piercings in her face, one above her mouth and one below. Could have one in her nose too, I'm not sure.

At Palace too she wanted to be paid extra for absolutely everything. When I saw her at Artemis, I thought she might have discontinued this practice, because I've never experienced a culture there of charging extra for services that aren't really extras in the way which some girls do at Palace. Apparently though, she is still up to her old tricks.

She approached me several times when I was at Artemis, but of course I rejected her. Beware this woman and her evil ways!

Then finally a question: does anyone know who that very pretty dark-haired girl who always seems to be bought champagne is? She has dark skin tone which I'm not sure is due to her complexion or if it is just a heavy tan. She has a slim figure with big breasts that could be fake, though I'm not sure. She often wears long leather boot to above her knees, but is otherwise naked. She seems very outgoing; I'm 90 % sure it was her I saw doing a "live performance" with an Italian looking guy in the stripper's cage towards the back when I visited Artemis a while back.

I never get to talk to her, as she is seemingly constantly being taken by someone who has bought her champagne.

Ozzy

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[Nukrimo]

The place was unseasonally busy during the weekend due to the U2 concert on Saturday. Lots of guys, not so many girls (but more than previous weeks, according to comments I heard). I spent my time mixing old and the new.

New notable experiences:
Paris, German ~20. Hot, slender body with small but firm tits. Long dark blond curly hair. From some angles looks a bit like Paris Hilton, but made me think more of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Very good at what she does, but wants extra money for pretty much everything, even things that should be included. And a tip.

Helena, ~20, slender, dark straight hair, nice full breasts with pierced nipples. Great kisser, good session but the room was too damn hot to enjoy it properly. Would repeat in cooler weather.

Heard comments from several girls that they would go on vacation starting this or next week, since most of Berlin would be going on vacation as well. The place was noticeable more empty on Monday than the previous days. Prospective visitors should take note of this.

[Angus Magee]

This is my first trip to Berlin. Staying at alexanderplatz with family and friends. Can only get off for one afternoon. But wud like to try out a MP or Private that is easy to get to from alexanderplatz.

Appreciate any advise.

First of all I would post this in the Berlin thread. This is Artemis FKK thread and is more specifically for questions and reports pertaining to Artemis.

So you could spend an afternoon at Artemis but this will cost the entry fee (80 Euros) plus what ever you spend on the girls-60 Euros per half hour session. Artemis is not particularly close to Alexanderplatz but would not be too hard to travel to via UBahn/SBahn.

As far as I know there are not too many places real close to Alexanderplatz. There are a couple of Thai massage places near but as this is not my area of expertise I can not be too much help with names addresses etc.

I would suggest Liberty. It would be about a half hour ride on UBahn but other than that it would be quick and most important, dependable.

Here is a link to the website.

http://www.libertyberlin.de/index_2.html

Have fun and don't forget to post a report.

[Jason24]

This is my first trip to Berlin. Staying at alexanderplatz with family and friends. Can only get off for one afternoon. But wud like to try out a MP or Private that is easy to get to from alexanderplatz.

Appreciate any advise.