FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Blue Swede]

Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?

To me she said half Serbian. .

[TeFab456]

So did I understand correctly: 20 extra would ensure OWO these days in Artemis?

[Shaq34]

Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?

That's what she told me but what do I know. Actually, what I do know is that she is terrific. Can't wait to see her again sometime.

[Shaq34]

For some reason, Romanian girls like to present themselves as Moldavian, Italian and so on. This sounds like Leyla, but Leyla possibly the tits. Is that possible?

Thanks Danny227, yes, I'm pretty sure that was right. Leyla was amazing. I'm back in Miami now but would gladly make that trip out again just to see her.

[Danny227]

Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?

I don't know where she says she is from. But she is the only "German" to fit the description.

[Danny227]

Thanks for the nationality explanations and all those "it" girls will be happy to know this. I am puzzled though how you seem to have written 50+ reports over the years how awful Artemis is, and then you go back and write how awful it is.

I have been around a lot, and have found NRW to be a bit over-rated. It really is quite similar everywhere-good days and bad days, prices within 20-30 Eur. It kind of stands to reason as girls drift around from club to club which tends over time to balance things out.

It is a taste thing, but readers here should know that a number of us, pretty experienced also, find A not bad at all, and certainly improving over the past few weeks, since the full team came back after Christmas (especially E Ortho Christmas and New Year).

No question both the frequency and prices of up-selling went crazy for a while. But management seems to have heard the message and has cracked down. Could it be better? - of course, always (every where). But the line-up much improved as a number have noted if you just read.

The reason to go back is Artemis has a monopoly. However, the frequency declined to less than half. The line up has gone worst and worst and has not improved, it is a fact. Unless one likes silicone and older women. Management did do a price adjustment, that is correct. For that price adjustment to take effect will take a lot if time. Don't forget that while price is. Adjusted, Artemis has a severe service issue. If you go a lot to NRW than you should know this. I doubt that line up will improve at Artemis ever.

[Mr Ho]

For some reason, Romanian girls like to present themselves as Moldavian, Italian and so on. This sounds like Leyla, but Leyla possibly the tits. Is that possible?

Leyla? The blonde German who says she is from Frankfurt with natural big tit? Is she half Turkish?

[Member #4658]

Oh man, it is quite simple. It means that German born is German, if it is of Turkish decent or something is irrelevant. If it is a Czech girl that moved to Germany at two years old, it is German.It isn't very hard to understand amigo. It has been written by many people before me, just read.

Thanks for the nationality explanations and all those "it" girls will be happy to know this. I am puzzled though how you seem to have written 50+ reports over the years how awful Artemis is, and then you go back and write how awful it is.

I have been around a lot, and have found NRW to be a bit over-rated. It really is quite similar everywhere-good days and bad days, prices within 20-30 Eur. It kind of stands to reason as girls drift around from club to club which tends over time to balance things out.

It is a taste thing, but readers here should know that a number of us, pretty experienced also, find A not bad at all, and certainly improving over the past few weeks, since the full team came back after Christmas (especially E Ortho Christmas and New Year).

No question both the frequency and prices of up-selling went crazy for a while. But management seems to have heard the message and has cracked down. Could it be better? - of course, always (every where). But the line-up much improved as a number have noted if you just read.

[Danny227]

She presented herself as German / Turk and I have no reason to disbelieve it because she had the beautiful features of a mixed girl..

For some reason, Romanian girls like to present themselves as Moldavian, Italian and so on. This sounds like Leyla, but Leyla possibly the tits. Is that possible?

[Shaq34]

You need to describe her better. Penelope is Romanian. Also very likely that her friend was not German. Give some more color like height, hair, silicone or natural, sprayed lips or not, big or slim, eye color and service and pricing helps as well. How old.

She presented herself as German / Turk and I have no reason to disbelieve it because she had the beautiful features of a mixed girl.

Height was approx 5'4" to 5'6".

Hair went down to her mid, slightly curled, dark with blonde highlights.

Natural see / the, pierced nipples.

Tight curves in her body.

Large eyes.

Offered standard menu and extras at the usual prices, and I was very happy to partake of the extras. I have to assume regulars there can figure her out, especially since she and her friend often ask for threesomes. Thanks for reading.

[Danny227]

Visited Berlin this past month and decided to make a trip to Artemis. It was a Wednesday night, and I was there approximately 9 pm-12 am. I had unclear expectations having visited other clubs in Germany, but first time in Berlin.

Passed the first couple of hours uneventfully; frankly found the room to be mainly 5-7's, and with the clothing on (was it lingerie night?) it made things less interesting. Saw too many implants for my taste.

Eventually a pair of girls came and tried to talk me into a threesome. One was a German, appeared to have a spray-on tan. I believe her name may have been Penelope. She was hustling for the threesome. Her friend was not as pushy, and was in my eyes the most beautiful girl I had seen that night. She told me she was German / Turk. I think her name started with an L, Leana? Leah? Probably mid to late 20's, all natural body, great rack, pierced nipples. I held firm on not being interested in a threesome but I signalled my interest in this German / Turk beauty. Eventually we partnered upstairs and she was incredible. Great attitude and service. Great English too with a cute accent.

I was planning to see her again the following night but had to leave on an earlier flight.

Any regulars there who know who I'm speaking of? Would appreciate a DM as well. Can't wait to get back to Berlin just to see her.

You need to describe her better. Penelope is Romanian. Also very likely that her friend was not German. Give some more color like height, hair, silicone or natural, sprayed lips or not, big or slim, eye color and service and pricing helps as well. How old.

[Shaq34]

Visited Berlin this past month and decided to make a trip to Artemis. It was a Wednesday night, and I was there approximately 9 pm-12 am. I had unclear expectations having visited other clubs in Germany, but first time in Berlin.

Passed the first couple of hours uneventfully; frankly found the room to be mainly 5-7's, and with the clothing on (was it lingerie night?) it made things less interesting. Saw too many implants for my taste.

Eventually a pair of girls came and tried to talk me into a threesome. One was a German, appeared to have a spray-on tan. I believe her name may have been Penelope. She was hustling for the threesome. Her friend was not as pushy, and was in my eyes the most beautiful girl I had seen that night. She told me she was German / Turk. I think her name started with an L, Leana? Leah? Probably mid to late 20's, all natural body, great rack, pierced nipples. I held firm on not being interested in a threesome but I signalled my interest in this German / Turk beauty. Eventually we partnered upstairs and she was incredible. Great attitude and service. Great English too with a cute accent.

I was planning to see her again the following night but had to leave on an earlier flight.

Any regulars there who know who I'm speaking of? Would appreciate a DM as well. Can't wait to get back to Berlin just to see her.

[Danny227]

No idea what any of this means.

When exactly was the last time you were there?

Oh man, it is quite simple. It means that German born is German, if it is of Turkish decent or something is irrelevant. If it is a Czech girl that moved to Germany at two years old, it is German. Two weeks ago last time. Made the decision to stay away for a while. Fresh girls means not 30+ with 8 years in the business. Less silicone and blown lips. It means less plastic and more natural. It isn't very hard to understand amigo. It has been written by many people before me, just read.

[Member #4733]

At RandomDude963.

I take offence at your accusation that I work for them. On another forum, some time ago, I have advised people not to go to Artemis anymore. And I have repeated that. A few other things: name the clubs in Frankfurt and Dusseldorf area where you get BBBJ and COB for free. I only know GT for free BBBJ. And that is actually more complicated. Staff does not allow girls to have a paid BBBJ in their business model. So, if you cannot provide us with the names of these clubs I have serious problems with your posting. Because I have not found them, never heard of them. On the contrary I have paid for it considerably so. Yes, there were a few African ladies but you said they were the ones that did good to the atmosphere. That is not true as far as I could see. On the contrary. If you have not seen other girls talking animatedly to other girls and men, you have not looked very well. If you have not been touched then please present yourself in a more welcoming, friendly way. Google maps is not your friend in this? Much better to use bahn. De and put in "Berlin Westkreuz". It is in English too. This is much easier to check before hand to see if you can still make it to your hotel.

Then talking about the line up etc. That others have talked about. The first time I went to Artemis, 10 years ago, the line up was not very good. Already then it went up and down. But with Messes it usually was good. Sometimes it was so incredibly good I just could not believe it. But already then people said it had been better. There is always some people that keep complaining. Nothing you can do about it. My intent here is to provide information that people can use to make a decision to come or not. So here it goes. The line up at Artemis has been much better in the past, but at the moment you can quite easily find a girl that is beautiful and gives you decent service. The atmosphere is good but it is nothing like for example Jun 6 2013. Then I thought I had entered a movie model party gone naked. It is not like that at the moment. But compared to other clubs Artemis is doing well in this period. Many ladies that earn a lot during the year are still having a holiday at this time of the year, but Artemis at least has three stunners now. Incredible. The line up about three years ago was better then it is now. At least when I visited the spot. But you had to pay a lot of extra money for kissing and BBBJ. That is the thing that has changed for the better now. To recap the situation that I found last week a decent line up with curbed sell up. To me that is the best I have had in several years. Now, we still need a few good African ladies and things are definitely on track.

[Tintin1]

BoneRanger and Dio captured most of my thoughts except I still have to reinforce, I found the assortment at Artemis to be a winner. I have been to 6 or 7 FKKs and never have I seen such a selection.

From A cups to EEEEE balloons that hang like giant melons off a tree. I mean, German, Bulgarian, Turkish, Rom African. This was like the big box of chocolates with every flavor. I could have gone upstairs with 4 or 5 girls, but my balls let me down after only 2! Oh well, I still loved the views. And I had great conversations. Girls came and sat with me, and I went around and sat down in groups of 3 and got to "feel" what they were like.

Spoiler alert.

Quite bad overall, not excited / planning to visit again anytime soon, would prefer to go to any of the clubs in Dusseldorf / Frankfurt.

Line up (2/10).

It is very difficult to describe here, especially without making generalizations, but I shall give it a shot of course;.

- Did not count but there were a lot of girls / ratio to guys was healthy in terms of numbers only.

- Generally most of them were doing their rounds like robots and you can see that they are frustrated / not excited. One of them mentioned how she really wanted to go home but her shift wouldn't end for a couple more hours.

- Generally it was actually quite difficult to find someone to go to the room with, in fact I spent a couple of hours before I developed the horniness / excitement to take someone to a room, which usually happens much quicker. I had to go to the sauna and monger around for a long time.

- Mostly Eastern Europeans, this was a bummer for me because I never go for Eastern EU as my experiences with them have not been too positive in the past, especially the Romanians.

- 5 or so German girls, one was completely natural and petite but the rest were heavy on the makeup and surgery, mostly huge boobs.

- 5 or so Latin / African girls, they had the nicest vibe and attitude and chill, without them this would've been even worse.