FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Maserati888]

Really looking for super model types, with clean, non cheesy atmosphere, any tips anyone?

[Zimmer]

Location and price exactly as mentioned in the forum. If you take the S-bahn to Halensee, you should expect a 10-15 minute walk from the station. Turn left once you leave the station. Cross to the other side of the street, so that you will run into Halenese. Turn right onto Halensee (a very large street) and walk until you reach Artemis on your right, about 10 minutes down the hill along the street.

Ak233, Thank you very much for your detailed reports. I visited this club a couple of nights in June and I agree it is a very nice place.

I would like to make you aware of the fact that there is a station called Westkreuz almost outside the club which would be more convenient saving you 15 minutes walking

You can also (from the Halensee stop) cross the street and walk 20-30 meters to the left to the street Kronprinzendamm and walk down this street. After a few minutes you are on the Halensee again but just 2 minutes from Artemis (walk to the right).

On the street Kronprinzendamm you can also find a nice hotel "Kronprinz" which I would recommend to anyone visiting Berlin. The walk from this hotel to Artemis is no more than 5 minutes if you follow my directions.

[Buck Rogers]

I came at Artemis with the idea of relaxing for a long time, after having a frenetic working week.

In fact I was there from 12.30 to 21.30 (nine hours)

One can say that the facilities don’t count and only girls count. Well girls are of course the first thing but very good facilities are important to me if I want to pass a long relaxing day (if I stay only a few hours it doesn’t make much of a difference).

Example, if you compare the 50 entry fee for Samya in Cologne, I think the 70 euros for Artemis are better spent. Then the number of the girls is much higher and there are some real beauties. Well the price for 30 minutes is 60 but I still think it's worth it. The facilities here are also better than Palace in Frankfurt.

I’d also say the average service of the ladies at Artemis is higher than at Palace, even if at Samya is maybe still higher (I’m only judging from my own experiences, that are not numbers to make reliable statistics).

If at Samya girls don’t approach you and if at Palace they can be very “aggressive”, I think Artemis is a sort of mediation of the 2 styles.

And if you like blue-eyed blondes like me, here you can find a lot of them (due to the position of Berlin I guess). While at Palace there are a lot of romanian girls, here there are a lot of polish girls (more blonde, more beautiful IMO).

Regarding the girls this Saturday, well, lucky me, this was a buyers’ day. Lot of girls, less men, many beautiful blondes.

1. Valentina, Lithuania, long blond hair, blue eyes, sort of strong (but cute) face, nice to talk to (good english).

I’ve seen her both in febraury and in may and she was one of my “candidates” then. This time I went for her. I sat at the cinema on the bottom floor, I saw her, and I made it clear to her I wanted to have her seat near me. We talked a bit and wen upstairs. Face 7, body 7.5, service I’d say 7/10, kiss (not deep), BBBJ, DATY and FUCK.

2. Christina, Russia, long brown hair, brown eyes, very cute face (I love freckles!), with a big blue necklace, she speaks a bit of english, she speaks italian better. Face 8, body 6.5, service I’d say 7/10, always with a smile, kiss (not deep), blowjob covered (but it tasted good anyway, also because she was good at licking my balls), DATY and fuck. She’s been at Artemis for a year now.

3. I repeated with Valentina, the service was better this time (the girls must appreciate the repeated thing, like finding a fixed customer that when he goes there he goes to her too, in fact later she approached me only to talk), I’d say 8.5/10.

I’ll be back for sure to pass another full relaxing day

Buck

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[Ak233]

Ortos,

I was pretty good with the girls' names when I was there, and most of the girls remembered my name, too! But most really did rotate out and it was hard to keep up.

The very first girl I had looked like my old girlfriend! Beautiful blond EMMA from Poland gave above average performance (7/10). She is trim, with a lean stomach and a "9" face. She is rather flat-chested compared to all the other enhanced beauties. I sessioned with her twice. She said she likes to get to know her "clients. " The only thing she did not allow was kissing on the mouth, but all my other dreams were fulfilled. She was very direct and spoke excellent English. She is not going to be your typical "sweet" girl, there is certainly a degree of professionalism, but she is certainly nice enough, and the second time was even better than the first. No tattoos.

Sadly, you must avoid ALEX, a disenchanted girl, blond, with a bit of a harsh look about her. Great body, breast enhanced. She was quite mechanical, no kissing to my recollection, with main goal just to "get me off. " I even chatted with her for a couple days before sessioning with her, and still she performed just like a machine. The following day some sense must have come to her, as she said, "I think yesterday you did not have a good time. Maybe we try again? " Perhaps this was a belated apology, but I just replied "No, everything was okay. " She did not seem to get much business, just sitting at the bar. She really could stand to smile a bit more. I think she had a tramp stamp.

ALICIA from Poland was a doll. Tall, softer look, athletic build, blond with shoulder length hair. Now this girl walked all over the club, smiling, and sweet. Her English is not that good, but passable. She was very funny. The next day she walks by and says "Maybe you want to lick my ass some more? " Also, stuff like, "how many girls you sex today? " "Three, " I say. "Oh, I am sex with five. " I definitely would have repeated with her if I had more time. No tattoos.

MARIA? A black girl from Venezuela (one of only about three black girls in the club). She was a sex superstar, banging away at about 10 guys per night (shit! That's about five more times than I can manage and she earns a lot more in a day than I do). She is built to fuck. Tall, also athletic, a very attractive face, killer body. She now wears braces (she was very proud to show them off). Went with her twice. Both times she said to me "you are my favorite tonight. " She kissed willingly, but deep French kissing was not something she did. However, she really wanted me to ENJOY myself. I was able to do anything I wanted with her body. She did not rush, and worked with me to get me to orgasm. She was my last girl at Artemis. Attitude 10/10. Skill 9/10.

I am certainly a cad in that I cannot remember the many girls who provided a true GFE. I had many sessions with kissing and tenderness. I like that type of session. Most of the girls were quite surprised at my approach. I got the impression that many of the men are just fucking them hard and getting off, sort of a trophy fuck. I actually like women, and like to have a shared sexual experience with them. All the girls seemed to be reasonably nice people. I liked visiting with them and learning a bit about their countries of origin. I always asked about their families, etc.

Cheers! Ak233

[Euro100]

Here is why the US Dollar is going to fall in value. Look at last year's election results, with the softening of US foreign policy and subsequent pullout from Iraq, this is going to have a devastating effect on the US economy.

OK, first of all, discussion of US politics has no place on this forum. As for the validity of your claims, I beg to differ. Everybody can make their own conclusions on US foreign policy.

[Ortos]

With that said, I perhaps had one of the consistently best sexual experiences using this club (my first FKK experience). After sex with 25+ different girls, I feel that I had a good sense of the providers and club.

The majority of the girls are very attractive. I am a tough grader, but I was easily able to find lots of girls in the 8 range. Definitely some 9’s, I did not really see a clear 10. Most evenings there were at least 40-50 girls. As a previous poster mentioned, if you cannot find your type here-your type doesn’t exist-was square on. To my delight, there were lots of young trim blond girls. Most of the girls were between 21-28 years old. All speak some English. The girls come from all over the world. I met girls from Germany (a few), Ukraine, Romania, Poland (lots), Russia, Turkey, Brazil, and Venezuela. In general, the majority of girls are white, with 3 black girls, and one Thai girl. Ak233

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Thanks for your nice report. But, hey, it would be really helpfull if you could provide some specific details of some specific girls. Any names and descriptions stand out from your multi-night, 25-girl survey?
Thanks,

Ortos

[Ak233]

Thanks to all the forum members who have previously posted on Artemis. I had a very enjoyable time recently. I spent a total of five evenings there over a two-week period. During that time I had sex with over 25 different girls. Location and price exactly as mentioned in the forum. If you take the S-bahn to Halensee, you should expect a 10-15 minute walk from the station. Turn left once you leave the station. Cross to the other side of the street, so that you will run into Halenese. Turn right onto Halensee (a very large street) and walk until you reach Artemis on your right, about 10 minutes down the hill along the street.

Prices as follows:
70E entrance (includes everything, except alcoholic drinks, sex with girls, and massage at wellness area)
60E/30 minutes with girl
50E additional if you want to CIM
100E for anal
Double with lesbian show available, but I did not partake due to concerns for rip-off (prices really can escalate if you are not careful)
The club is open everyday from 11AM to 5 AM

With that said, I perhaps had one of the consistently best sexual experiences using this club (my first FKK experience). After sex with 25+ different girls, I feel that I had a good sense of the providers and club.

The majority of the girls are very attractive. I am a tough grader, but I was easily able to find lots of girls in the 8 range. Definitely some 9’s, I did not really see a clear 10. Most evenings there were at least 40-50 girls. As a previous poster mentioned, if you cannot find your type here-your type doesn’t exist-was square on. To my delight, there were lots of young trim blond girls. Most of the girls were between 21-28 years old. All speak some English. The girls come from all over the world. I met girls from Germany (a few), Ukraine, Romania, Poland (lots), Russia, Turkey, Brazil, and Venezuela. In general, the majority of girls are white, with 3 black girls, and one Thai girl. The girls rotate to other clubs, so that after two weeks, over 90% of the girls were different. All the girls walk around naked so you will never be surprised at your physical choice in the room.

On service, all girls provided oral without condom. Intercourse with condom was standard. All girls allowed DATY. Most girls (but not all) permitted kissing on the mouth, and at least half of my choices were very passionate kissers (a real treat for me, since I like to kiss). About 20% of the time I had a GFE with the girls, and during those times I would extend the 30 minutes into one hour. Only three times did I have just a mechanical experience. All but two or three permitted rimming to be performed on them (something I have grown to like as I have gotten older and crazier). Most girls have breast implants. Most girls are shaved. All of the girls were ball lickers and really quite skilled in providing blow jobs.

Artemis is a big club with three active floors. Other German men told me that it is considered one of the best and they liked its somewhat understated approach. That is, none of the girls was ever aggressive, and all were very respectful of your space. Now with that said, if you looked at a girl, gave her some eye contact, she would likely come over to you and ask if you would like to go with her to a room. So, easy to score even if you are very shy! I liked the wellness area and the dining. Food is available most of the time for lunch and dinner (included in the entrance fee). They have a couple of video machines which the girls loved. Sometimes I had to drag a girl away from the machine to have sex with her. They have hired dancers later in the night to dance on the pole and in the cage (not available for sex). The kino area is kind of anticlimactic with the real thing all around, but may suit some tastes (that is, a number of couches and a screen with porno). Sometimes the girls prowl along these areas.

The downside: common shower areas and actual shower water only lasting 20-30 seconds. You need to keep pushing a knob to take a shower; no toothbrushes (compared to brazilian termas)

I wish I had more to offer the forum. This place was outstanding and I would recommend to anyone. I think that I will be coming back to Germany to explore FKK places again. Please ask me questions and I will be happy to respond!

Ak233

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[Travelera]

I visited the Artemis Club recently - it was fantastic - like in the movies. I licked one nice pussy - I would like to do it again. Does anyone know if the girls at Artemis are tested for HIV and STD? What's the chance of catching HIV from licking the girls?

[CBGBConnisur]

My first visit to FKK Artemis. I've been to FKK Palace previously but haven't had the opportunity to check out other FKKs yet.

Thanks to all of the posters here on the ISG who provided lots of useful details. Some of your directions are paraphrased below.

Homepage: www.fkk-artemis.de
Halenseestraße 32-36 10711 BERLIN
Phone: 0890-44410

Open: Daily 11am-5am
Entrance: 70€
Price: 60€/30min

Artemis is in the western portion of Berlin and is easy to get to by public transportation. At the Westkreuz S-Bahn station, just go left from the exit (Halenseestraße) and in 2 minutes you are there (on the left).

Or take the 19 or 29 bus down Kufurstendam Strasse to Adenaur Platz, walk 2 blocks in the direction of bus then right onto Halenseestraße for <10 mins or 0.3 miles according to Mapquest. It's on the right along the highway between 2 overpasses.

I think that this might be the most expensive FKK experience in Germany now, but the facilities are all very new and clean, as are the SPs.

The weak U.S. dollar doesn't help either. I wish I knew about the German FKKs back when the exchange rate was the reverse of its current state.

The club is spread out over 4 floors with some outdoor areas that were too cold to venture out to.

The main floor has the locker and shower facilities along with the main bar/lounge, a movie room, and a dining room.

Non-alcoholic drinks are free and alcoholic drinks can be purchased with tokens - I didn't indulge so don't know the prices.

Downstairs is the healthclub, or so it seems. There is a pool, hot tubs, sauna roooms, an exercise room, a tanning room, access to the outdoor areas plus another bar / lounge and movie room. There's also some private rooms with curtains rather than doors. Massages are available near the pool, but only with male masseurs if that's your thing.

It ain't mine, so I don't know what that costs.

The second floor (first floor in the European system) has around 20 private rooms while the top floor is a dorm for the ladies.

I'll get to the more interesting stuff in my next post.

Don't expect the US dollar to make a comeback, its days as the world's dominant reserve currency are numbered. Still the quality and price makes 60EUR nothing. Ever been to Vegas, the brothels outside are ridiculously overpriced.

http://www.thinkandask.com/news/thedollar.html Here is why the US Dollar is going to fall in value. Look at last year's election results, with the softening of US foreign policy and subsequent pullout from Iraq, this is going to have a devastating effect on the US economy.

[CaptRenno]

i went upstairs with angie and fetched her 60 euro fee from my mini locker. i handed the money over, said adieu, kissed her on both cheeks and then headed for the showers. among the four girls i had seen so far in germany, she was undoubtedly my favorite.

after my shower i rejoined my friend at the bar on the lower level where he had been relaxing in a lounge chair next to the pool. it was rather late now, sometime around 2am. i was wondering whether the s-bahn still runs at this late hour. the attractive bartender spoke english but she didn't know for sure whether the westkreuz station was still open and the trains were running so late on a sunday night. (while talking with her i was asking myself: "hmm, i wonder what she looks like naked?"). she thought maybe they ran until 4am. artemis is open until 5am every night.

i was in no hurry to leave, but i knew i wouldn't be ready for another session for awhile. so my friend and i reluctantly decided that it was best to head for the exit. as we walked towards the stairs i glanced down at a sweet-looking girl lying naked on a lounge chair. she caught me staring at her and smiled and said hello. it would have been impolite not to stop and chat, so i told my friend to wait a second.

she was a cute german blonde who called herself janie and she spoke english well. she said she was thinking of heading home too and was just resting for a few minutes. i couldn't help but notice what a nice body she had. at that moment i felt the presence of an imaginary little red devil on my shoulder whispering in my ear: "go for it you fool, take her upstairs right now." but another apparition, this one an angel, appeared on my other shoulder, telling me, "you've had enough, you're too tired and it's too late. better leave now."

as the little devil and angel continued their debate in my mind, i moved next to the chair that janie was lying on and kept the conversation with her going. i asked her what the deal was with the two guys who had been giving massages (to both clients and girls) all evening on tables set up near the pool. professional masseurs, she told me, and they were good. "i'll take your word for it," i said, "but what i'd really like is a massage from a girl. do any of the girls give massages?" "i can do that," she said.

i wanted just a massage to finish off the night. i wanted to end the evening without exerting myself, just feeling the soft, relaxing touch of a pretty girl. i asked janie if she could do it right now before we both left and she said sure. i left my friend by the pool where he planned to take a nap and went upstairs with janie. janie disappeared for a minute and returned holding a bottle of massage lotion.

we mounted the stairs to the top level and, to my amazement at 2:30am on a monday morning, the keys to all thirty private rooms were in use. but a moment later, one of the cleaning staff appeared and replaced a few of the keys, signaling that those rooms were available. janie grabbed a key and led me down the hall to nice room.

janie was not a trained massage therapist, but she did a good job. it was nice to talk with her, hear about her life and feel her gentle touch. i could have easily fallen asleep right there. of course, i did get aroused by her and at one point she asked me, "are you sure you don't want sex?" now i wasn't sure, but i finally decided to let the evening wind down in the mellow fashion that i had chosen. i was finally ready to leave. as i walked back downstairs with janie, the words of an old song called "time passages" came to mind:

well the picture is changing
now you're part of a crowd
they're laughing at something
and the music's loud
a girl comes towards you
you once used to know
you reach out your hand
but you're all alone, in these
time passages
i know you're in there, you're just out of sight
time passages
buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight

after paying janie and showering, i found my friend asleep in a lounge chair by the pool. i nudged him awake and we returned to the locker room to change. we headed out the door at about 3:15am. there were several taxis waiting outside, but thinking that the s-bahn was still running, we walked to the station. arriving there, we found it closed and so we walked back to artemis and hopped in a cab. for 20 euros, the cab sped through the mostly deserted streets of berlin and deposited us at our hotel.

lying in bed that night, i reflected on my experience. what a civilized place artemis is, i thought. throughout recorded history, some women have always exchanged sex for money with men. it's part of virtually every human society today and in the past. why not accept this fact and provide a civilized, clean, comfortable environment where such transactions among adults can occur in a natural way. for me, the fkk club is the best model that i have come across for handling the institution of prostitution. if you've already experienced it, then you know what i mean; and if you haven't yet experienced it, then i highly recommend it.

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[CaptRenno]

I had been listening to Bob Dylan on my iPod recently and once in the shower, the words of some Dylan songs started playing in my head.

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Stay, lady, stay, stay while the night is still ahead
I long to see you in the morning light
I long to reach for you in the night
Stay, lady, stay, stay while the night is still ahead

After my shower I was reunited with my friend on the main level. He had enjoyed his own successful tryst while I was enjoying my private heaven with Iveta. As at Samya, he had selected a nice German blonde. He liked her, but not as much as Leslie at Samya. Moving to the bar, we drank water while scanning some of the sexy seductresses of Artemis who were gathered at and around the bar area. I spoke briefly with a sultry looking Lithuanian, but her approach was too direct and I brushed her off. Not yet ready for another go-round, I suggested to my friend that we go downstairs to try out the pool. It was my first skinny dip in a long time.

Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

The cool refreshing waters helped to revive me and get me ready for round 2. I split up with my friend to make it easier to go on the prowl. Having satisfied my lust for a black-haired beauty with Iveta, I now focused on the blondes of Artemis, of which there were quite a few.

Staying on the downstairs level, I avoided the girls crowded around the bar—too hard to choose among them. I walked towards the back of the room where there were some couches and chairs and where the downstairs sex kino is located. Then I saw her. She was a pretty blonde wrapped in a towel lying on a couch all by herself. She looked somewhat tired and appeared to be ready for a late-night siesta. But she smiled at me as I passed by and her eyes sparkled like stars in the sky. I was instantly attracted to her.

Throw my ticket out the window,
Throw my suitcase out there, too,
Throw my troubles out the door,
I don't need them any more
'Cause tonight I'll be staying here with you.

I greeted her in German and knelt beside her hoping to find that we would share a common language. She was Polish, called herself Angie, and spoke German effortlessly. However, she could understand only a little English and speak only a few words of it. Parlez-vous français?, I asked her, hoping to find a different common language. She laughed at me as if that were a ridiculous notion, and sadly, it probably was.

Nevertheless, rather than feel disheartened by my discovery that we did not share a common language, I felt even more attracted to her. Despite our being able to communicate at only a very basic level, I was captivated by her cheerful manner and charming face. She laughed easily and smiled at me as if she welcomed me disturbing her repose. Tired? Sleep? I asked her. Nein, nein she protested. So I conveyed my desire to spend some time with her and she readily accepted.

I don't want to straight-face you,
Race or chase you, track or trace you,
Or disgrace you or displace you,
Or define you or confine you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

As she stood up I could see she was very much my type physically. She was curvaceous but not overweight, just very womanly. I decided that it would be fun to try something a little different with Angie so rather mount the stairs to the private rooms two levels above us, I led her towards the nearby sex kino.

Not a word was spoke between us, there was little risk involved
Everything up to that point had been left unresolved.
Try imagining a place where it's always safe and warm.
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."

We sat on a couch in the darkened mini-theater where a porn video played continuously on the screen. I put my arm around Angie and drew her close to me. She allowed her towel to slip down and reveal her appealing, natural breasts and I quickly focused my attention on them. She reached down, loosened my robe and began to caress my manhood. She acted very affectionate towards me, cooing and murmuring in my ear and offering soft kisses first on my neck and cheek, then on my lips.

On a night like this
So glad you've come to stay
Hold on to me, pretty miss
Say you'll never go away to stray.
Run your fingers down my spine
Bring me a touch of bliss
It sure feels right
On a night like this.

While I would have enjoyed carrying on like this indefinitely, I decided that we should move the action to one of the semi-private rooms near the sex kino. These rooms have walls that don’t rise all the way to the ceiling and curtains instead of a door. Like starting off in the sex kino, using one of these rooms satisfied my desire to experience something just a little kinkier than retiring to a private room.

Close your eyes, close the door,
You don't have to worry any more.
I'll be your baby tonight.
Shut the light, shut the shade,
You don't have to be afraid.
I'll be your baby tonight.

Angie directed me to lie on my back and she proceeded to perform an expert and energetic BBBJ that would have qualified her to be a member of the Polish national team in the Sexual Olympics (were such a thing to exist). I signaled to her to move to the next phase and she brought out a condom to prepare for the third and final phase of our encounter. Unfortunately in the darkness of the room, she fumbled a bit with the condom while trying to fit it on me. It seemed too small to fit me comfortably (maybe it was on of those smaller, microthin Japanese condoms that feel great but can be hard to get on sometimes).

Finally, as much as I wanted to experience her body in the most intimate way, we abandoned our efforts and I directed her to lie on her back while I knelt over her. Still well aroused from her outstanding BBBJ, it didn’t take me long to bring myself to a climax on her beautiful breasts.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

After cleaning up, we lay beside each other for the few remaining minutes of the session and speaking to her in English as simply as I could, I told her how much I had enjoyed her company and how much I liked her. She seemed to understand my appreciation of her and smiled brightly at me and kissed me. I squeezed her hand and told her that I hoped that our paths would cross again one day, though I knew that was not likely to happen.

I'm walkin' down that long, lonesome road, babe
Where I'm bound, I can't tell
But goodbye's too good a word, gal
So I'll just say fare thee well

...to be concluded.

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[Chercherfemmes]

I was at Artemis for 3 nights and spent time with a total of 9 SPs. As others have mentioned, the club is large, new and very, very clean.

I'll end each mini-review with my notes on each SP. Nights 2 & 3 will follow when I have a chance to write them up.

Night 1:

After walking around the club for a while trying to figure out where things were, I sat at the main bar and watched the proceedings. Some of the girls would approach customers, but they weren't rude or persistant. It was easy to politely shoo them off, including one girl who approached and immediately said "Want to fuck?" in English. I don't know how she figured out I was an anglophone - it couldn't have been from what I was wearing. I had even ordered my drink in German.

After returning to the bar from a brief trip to the toilet, I sat next to a pretty brunette and her blond, German, Cameron Diaz-lookalike, friend who I had seen walking around earlier. Unfortunately Cameron Diaz was speaking to a guy on her right (never did have a session with her - next time), but her brunnette friend smiled and said hello. She didn't speak much English, but I was looking to get the night started, so we went upstairs to a room.

The 30 min session with Salome was GFE (as were all of my sessions this trip) and well worth the 60 Euro. She was the only SP I met there who didn't speak much English, but it hardly mattered.

Salame: Portugese, early to mid 20s, 5'6", 125, B cup, black hair, dark skin (Brazilian?), very pretty face, good shape except stomach not tight, very little English, dfk, bbbj offered. A smoker but then they all seemed to be smokers.

Next up after some food and recuperation was Emma, an absolutely beautiful Slovakian brunette. She wasn't really socializing with many of the other SPs and was a bit shy - I approached her as soon as I saw her. If the women in Slovakia are as pretty as Emma and some of the other Slovakians I saw at Artemis, I really need to visit. She was tall and thin, tight all over, with long black hair and small breasts - a tall spinner. We spent some time on one of the couches kissing with her had inside my robe before getting a room. I spent a fun-filled hour with Emma.

Emma: Slovakian, 20, 5'8", 115, A cup, long black hair, tanned skin, tight dancers body, lfk, bbbj offered.

After this I needed some time to relax. I thought I'd go downstairs for a massage, but found out they only had male masseurs. Not my cup of tea, so I found a comfortable couch and thought I'd zone out watching tv for a while. Except there aren't any televisions that I noticed. Instead I watched the occasional stripper pole dance and observed the scene.

Earlier in the evening, just after finishing up with Salome, I had chatted for a while with a mulatto girl (Germany/Ghana) named Ayesha who spoke excellant English. After having relaxed for a while on a couch on the main floor, I took another jaunt around the club. I walked thru the downstairs kino and saw Ayesha sitting there alone with a German blond named Stephi (not Cameron Diaz) in the empty room watching bad Euro-porn. I didn't know if I had anything left that night, but I sat with them anyway. After a while they started pushing for the duo, and it was hard to resist, especially with both of them kissing me and each having a hand in my robe. It seemed that I did have something left after all

We went upstairs to a room and the fun continued. I didn't opt for the full lesbian show which seemed steep at 60 x 2 x 2 = 240 for what I think would have been 30 mins. The standard duo was 60 x 2 = 120 for 30 mins. I loved the two-tongue bj, and they kissed each other anyway. We started with Stephi riding cowgirl while Ayeshi and I dfk'd. She requested daty, but I don't do that with SPs and had to decline. After several position changes and a change of condoms, I finished with Ayesha riding cowgirl while she and Stephi dfk'd. I guess they like each other

Ayesha: Ghana/Germany, 23, 5'6", 120, B cups, mulatto, dark hair w/highlights, darkish skin, dfk, bbbj offered, daty requested, very good English

Stephi: Germany (Hamburg), 27, 5'8", 135, C cup, blond, dfk, bbbj offered, basic English.

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[Chercherfemmes]

My first visit to FKK Artemis. I've been to FKK Palace previously but haven't had the opportunity to check out other FKKs yet.

Thanks to all of the posters here on the ISG who provided lots of useful details. Some of your directions are paraphrased below.

Homepage: www.fkk-artemis.de
Halenseestraße 32-36 10711 BERLIN
Phone: 0890-44410

Open: Daily 11am-5am
Entrance: 70€
Price: 60€/30min

Artemis is in the western portion of Berlin and is easy to get to by public transportation. At the Westkreuz S-Bahn station, just go left from the exit (Halenseestraße) and in 2 minutes you are there (on the left).

Or take the 19 or 29 bus down Kufurstendam Strasse to Adenaur Platz, walk 2 blocks in the direction of bus then right onto Halenseestraße for <10 mins or 0.3 miles according to Mapquest. It's on the right along the highway between 2 overpasses.

I think that this might be the most expensive FKK experience in Germany now, but the facilities are all very new and clean, as are the SPs.

The weak U.S. dollar doesn't help either. I wish I knew about the German FKKs back when the exchange rate was the reverse of its current state.

The club is spread out over 4 floors with some outdoor areas that were too cold to venture out to.

The main floor has the locker and shower facilities along with the main bar/lounge, a movie room, and a dining room.

Non-alcoholic drinks are free and alcoholic drinks can be purchased with tokens - I didn't indulge so don't know the prices.

Downstairs is the healthclub, or so it seems. There is a pool, hot tubs, sauna roooms, an exercise room, a tanning room, access to the outdoor areas plus another bar / lounge and movie room. There's also some private rooms with curtains rather than doors. Massages are available near the pool, but only with male masseurs if that's your thing.

It ain't mine, so I don't know what that costs.

The second floor (first floor in the European system) has around 20 private rooms while the top floor is a dorm for the ladies.

I'll get to the more interesting stuff in my next post.

[CaptRenno]

So the facilities at Artemis are very impressive. But what about the women? Well, we were there on a Sunday night (from about 10PM until 2:30AM) when the club seemed relatively uncrowded, but there were at least 30 girls there, maybe more. My impression was that there was a wider range of types of girls at Artemis than at the much smaller Samya Club in Cologne that we had visited on the previous Friday. I saw a couple black girls, a couple Asians, and a mix of white girls of all physical types-short and tall, slender and voluptuous, all-natural and enhanced breasts (but I only noticed a few enhanced girls), blonds and brunettes--Artemis had something for every man no matter what his tastes.

Initially, I thought that there weren't quite as many girls who were real knockouts as I had seen at Samya. But after I roamed around the place for awhile, I decided that there were actually more, but that they were just spread out in a much bigger building rather than all being packed into one room. There were a few girls that I would have definitely turned down had they been the only ones available, but only a few. My real problem, as at Samya, was which one to choose among the many who appealed to me.

After awhile I found myself standing at the main level bar next to a gorgeous, statuesque girl with long black hair and sparkling eyes. I smiled at her and she smiled back. "Wie hießen Sie?," I asked. Iveta, she said. "Ich hieße Louis," I replied when she asked me my name. "Wo her kommen Sie?," I asked, and since I was rapidly depleting my supply of essential German phrases, I mentally prepared to ask her the next key question: "Sprechen Sie Englisch?" She was from the Czech Republic and no, she did not speak English and all I could say in reply was "Ich spreche nicht Deutsch." It didn't matter. I knew I was going upstairs with her from the moment I set my eyes on her.

I managed to communicate my desire to ascend to heaven with her. I wanted to say to her "Komm gib mir deine Hand" ("I want hold your hand" ) but before I could, she smiled and took my hand and led me to the circular staircase that led to the next world. I got a nice view of her magnificent form as we mounted the stairs. She was very shapely but carried no extra pounds. She had full natural breasts, curvy hips and was nicely tanned all over. Czech women are renowned for their beauty and now a perfect specimen of the species was about to let me confirm their reputation as great lovers too.

Iveta did not disappoint me. She led me into one of the 30 private rooms that take up the 2nd level of Artemis. It was more luxurious than the simple rooms at Samya. It looked like a bedroom in, well, a brothel. It was not the largest of bedrooms but it had nice subtle lighting, a very comfortable bed, and low mirrors along one side and at the front of the bed.

Iveta directed me to lie on my back and she started me off with a long, slow BBBJ that got better and better. She performed her magic tirelessly and after awhile I signalled to her that it was enough--I didn't want to accidentally enter a point of no return during the initial stage of our lovemaking.

Since Iveta had already brought me to a state of near bliss with her oral skills, I proceeded straight to my favorite position, "la levrette," as the French call it (a "levrette" is a greyhound b*itch). That sounds so much better than "doggy style." As I entered her from behind, the perfectly positioned mirrors in the room allowed me to admire both her face and her form at the same time. I managed to hold off reaching a climax for awhile and Iveta showed plenty of stamina.

I finally tired of kneeling behind her and so I gently pushed on her back to signal a change in position. I managed to remain inside her as she lowered herself to a position of face down, flat on the bed with her legs together. This variation of la levrette is my real favorite. I renewed my efforts with increased vigor while admiring her beautiful face in the mirror. It was complete sensory overload and it didn't take long for me to reach a most satisfying climax.

Iveta might be the most beautiful woman that I've ever had the privilege of being intimate with. After cleaning up, she lay beside me for a short time and I had to pinch myself to make sure it was real. It was too bad that we couldn't communicate, but given the choice between chatting with her about world affairs or having sex with her for 30 minutes, I'm pretty sure which experience I'd choose. We went downstairs to my mini-locker and I retrieved her 60 Euro fee. Danke Schoen Danke Schoen, Iveta. She gave me a kiss and drifted off while I, now back on earth, headed for the nearby showers.

To be continued.

[GabrielPontello]

My expectations were high, I have to admit, and probably that caused a disappointing effect upon my impression.
Though the outstanding facilities, the place has not a warm atmosphere and the many enhanced breasts gave me a "artificial" sensation never felt in the FRA area.
I truly can't remember the girls except AMY (ANNY?) a wonderful girl from Ethiopy with a marvelous vevet black skin and a acceptable attitude.
The other 2 girls, a bulgarian and a romanian, didn't leave me any nice sensation and I can't even remember their names.
Only remarkable thing, a nice buffet and the quality of the club facilities.