FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Beffen1]

Martina from Hungary, was perhaps not one of the most young and attractive girls at Artemis, but I will never forget her since she had a very sunny mood, that really transmitted on everybody around her, and she obviously was happy with her work.

Hey, I thought that was Martina- a girl I know from FKK World, but why is she speaking Italian? Anybody? I remember her speaking only German.

beffen

[Ortos]

Why is it that the price for normal sex is 60 Euros at Artemis, and 50 Euros everywhere else. Is the extra 10 euro some sort of bonus to the girls or shared by the management or due to the fact that Artemis is in Berlin, so cost of living is higher than other parts of Germany ?

Could someone clear this out for me please.

Thanks!

Everything is more expensive in Berlin! It is the Hauptstadt after all.

And if you're upset witht the 10E increase in Berlin, you will be livid with the prices for sessions in Munchen. At FKK Relax in Munchen, a recent report I read stated a 30min session was 75E, 1 hour at a whopping 150E!! Best stick with the NRW clubs or even Hessen, eh?

Ortos

[Toscana]

Berlin is the capital city. Prices tend to be higher in London, Paris etc. Rents etc. FKK Vienna used to be EUR 60 a session. I believe it may even be higher now, not sure. Even if costs for the club (and passed on to the girls) are not higher, the price is accepted in Berlin, so it probably won't change.

[Krazydude]

Why is it that the price for normal sex is 60 Euros at Artemis, and 50 Euros everywhere else. Is the extra 10 euro some sort of bonus to the girls or shared by the management or due to the fact that Artemis is in Berlin, so cost of living is higher than other parts of Germany ?

Could someone clear this out for me please.

Thanks!

[Nyhanare]

But for the rest of u guys, here is 5 minutes of high quality footage of this elaborate club from the Bravo website.

http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html

Funny, I actually met two of the girls in this footage. The little blonde, Martina from Hungary, was perhaps not one of the most young and attractive girls at Artemis, but I will never forget her since she had a very sunny mood, that really transmitted on everybody around her, and she obviously was happy with her work. In bright contrast to the Swedish media's picture of Artemis ("the girls are forced to sell themselves to the Swedes" like Aftonbladet wrote, and so on.).

If this was aired in Sweden it would cause moral panic and the public opinion would demand their heads on a plate.

[Wanking]

Just saw this on Bravo tv channel tonight (UK Sky digital channel). Its actually repeated on Bravo +1 at 1.30 am for all u in the UK.

But for the rest of u guys, here is 5 minutes of high quality footage of this elaborate club from the Bravo website.

http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html

I always find the presenter of this series Ashley Hames entertaining, but I reckon he really isnt that into sex....

[Nyhanare]

The following: I know you are the more reticent type and language may be a barrier, but there is no reason for anyone to be insulted. A calm complaint (with the name of the girl of course) at the front desk (in my experience at Artemis very friendly and helpful) would have brought results. It helps us all.

Secondly, you are NOT committed if you paw, fondle, even kiss the girl. Even less if she does it to you. The rule of thumb is: you are committed once she gets "Little Elvis" in her mouth.

Thank you for your nice response to my report I can only concur that the ladies at the front desk is nice and helpful, especially the younger brunette was very customer-minded, but to be totally honest: I was too shocked and confused at the time, and even if I wasn't I would probably be too embarrased to stand in the big reception and perhaps answer questions about why the girl I greased the pole with was rude to me, and so on.

And boy, I really, really wish I knew, especially when that Brazilian girl Pamela had me cornered in the couch, that necking doesn't commit you to anything. I had read that in a FAQ and forums like venuslogen.dk

Bugger!

[Toscana]

Well, that was a tremendous report. Thanks for that. Self-deprecating, honest, funny, and with some truly memorable expressions (kangaroos in paddocks???!). Good to have some more stuff on La Folie too.

The following: I know you are the more reticent type and language may be a barrier, but there is no reason for anyone to be insulted. A calm complaint (with the name of the girl of course) at the front desk (in my experience at Artemis very friendly and helpful) would have brought results. It helps us all.

Secondly, you are NOT committed if you paw, fondle, even kiss the girl. Even less if she does it to you. The rule of thumb is: you are committed once she gets "Little Elvis" in her mouth.

I do not put contributions on the Reports of Distinction thread which do not contain the names of the girls. Much appreciated, however, for the style, and maybe another member will not be so miserably strict.

[Nyhanare]

[i first posted this in another forum, but didn't notice here was a special one for artemis. sorry! )

hold on to your hats folks, here comes my long report from my trip to berlin. since this is my very first report in this forum, please bare with me and don't put me into the town pillory if i drop a brick or two. i'm not even really sure if this is the right forum to post the report in (i hope the moderator will move the post if it is not). a hick unfortunate enough to live in the domains of the most puritan state in europe. sweden is very tough on alcohol, prostitution, nudity and sex; funny enough some swedish school students who visited a brothel in germany the very same week became the biggest headline in swedens largest newspaper: http://www.aqurette.com/archive/0704/0704110659.shtml. becomes when he is on his own for a week in berlin, like a kid in a candy store. and what a week i had!

among the adult entertainment places, artemis and la folie was on the top of my to do list. my only earlier experiences of fkk-clubs was one visit at artemis in september last year and at atmos in hamburg this year, and the fkk-environment is really a challenge for a shy scandinavian. my primary goals was modest:

1. to not forget the bath shoes, brake the key ring or walk in to glass doors (like i did the last time).

2. try to get used to the fkk concept, where i feel as alien as a nudist in saudi arabia, and find out how things work.

day 1: artemis.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de

it didn't start too good. in contrast to my first visit to artemis in september, the girls was very aggressive. on that time, there wasn't one girl who tried to contact me, which really isn't very strange since i look like the result of many years of carefully inbreeding. but this time, i didn't even got to look around at the place before a felt someone fondling me. i turned around and found out that it was a great looking blonde. but i wanted to check out the other choices i had, so i tried to ignore her. but she didn't want to let me go, she put her arms around me and asked if i didn't want to go upstairs with her. she was very hard to resist, and when i put my foot at a brothel, because of the nervousness, i couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. and plus, i had. to avoid earlier problems with fanny fright, also taken an ehh. certain sex pill, that gave me headache. so it ended upstairs.

i don't remember her name but she was very young, came from lithuania. told me she had worked at the place for only seven days, and was only going to work a few more and then go back to her home country again. anyway it was very gfe, wiht thoung kissing and all. and the pills seemed to work!

after we had the horizontal rumble, i got some food in the restaurant. then i was going to check out the girls at the place, but i didn't even had the chance to walk the few meters from the restaurant to the bar, until a gorgeus brunette asked me if i wanted to go upstairs for some sucking and fucking. but no, i had got mud for my turtle only few minutes ago. only 15 seconds later two great looking blondes ask if i want to go up with them, but no, i was going to the bar. and when i finally sit in the bar, suddenly a serbian blonde comes and put her arms around me. she asked what i thought of her fish net (it was the only thing she had on). i know the unwritten rule is, that if you start pawing the girls or necking, you have accepted to have sex with her later. but what if the girl is pawing me! ? soon she had her hand inside my bath robe and started jacking me off. heeelp! and now, was there any 10 at artemis that night? i have no idea, becaus all the 7-8-9's was on me like flies on a fresh horse turd. total disaster. : (

day 2: la folie.

http://www.la-folie.de

next day, at the thursday around eight o'clock at the evening, i went to the other fkk club in berlin, la folie. i new before, that the place was around 40 times smaller than artemis, so it didn't come as a surprise. but arrgh! the guests didn't get a bath robe, but only the worlds smallest towel, that you can't put around your waist, but only was ment to sit on. i'm a shy scandinavian, and my pale ass is really not intended to be on display. i'm so ugly that if i went to a haunted house, i would propably come out with an application. there was only around 6-8 girls at the place, most of them not very new. now i can understand better, why the alcohol is dramatically cheaper at la folie. first after 10 beers the selection is in the same league as artemis. i knew, that prostitution is the worlds oldest institution. but i hadn't expected to meet some of its founders at la folie.

when i sat down in the bar one of them came to me and wanted to talk, and with the last experience in the bar at artemis fresh in my mind, i was almost close to cry like a baby and yell for mommy, but i managed to hold my composure, and studdered something like "i. i. i. don't speak. english. " luckily, she walked away. whew! i only saw one young girl at the place, a brunette with a very hot body but plain face. i considered if i was going to leave the place or pick her, when suddenly a young blonde with a very beautiful face, but pretty ordinary body, came in civilian clothes to work (the girls at la folie checks in at the bar). she then came and sat down at the bar next to me, and soon started a conversation with me. she called herself christine, claimed she was 23 years old and came from novosibirsk in sibiria. when i asked her how long she have worked at la folie, she answered a little embarrased: for only two weeks. she worked as a nurse in berlin, she claimed. i chose her, and we agreed upon 30 minutes (apparently, you have to tell the bartender how long time you want to be with the girl at la folie). it became one of the strangest experiences i've had with a proffessional (or ehh. whatever.) girl. she asked me if she could give me massage. so we started with that. then she asked if i wanted her to give me french, and didn't even try to put the party-hat on, but asked me to do it myself. after a very short blow-job, there was some kissing, she bit me in the nipples and so on. there didn't seem to lack engagement. she purred like a cat when i carressed her neck and told me several times with enthusiasm and the worlds biggest smile "this is so ohh! ", i even got a compliment for my eyes, which was ehh. very friendly of her. and i waited in usual order to proceed to the danish. when she suddenly asked if i could give her massage? i have never given any massage before, but as i said, i have room temperature-iq when i am at a brothel, so i did it after my best ability. but before she even got her panties off, she told me that there was only five minutes left, and asked if i wanted to extend. i thought it would have been irritating not to even have done some horizontal folk-dancing with her, so ok. she told me she always have to tell them when the customer want to extend, so she ran out of the room and a few seconds she came back. she gave a new very quick blow jobs, bit the nipples and then laid down and wanted me to caress her. i finally had to ask her to remove her panties, but when she did, she laid down by the side of me. finally we got going with the danish, and she didn't seem to lack enthusiasm. she was pretty loud and everything. i just can't understand why she kept the panties on most of the time, only wanted to be caressed and why it seemed so hard to proceed to the danish. but afterwards something happened that i have pretty bad conscious for: at la folie you always pay first when you check out. and to my surprise the bartender only charged me for a half an hour, when i had been with the girl longer. and i was to embarassed to stand there and tell in the open so the other guests and girls could hear it, that i had been with the girl for two half hours. it's a fly in the ointment, because i don't want to be dishonest end cheat someone for money.

day 3: artemis.

next night i took to van kampen (http://www.vankampenberlin.de). only four girls available. no one in the same league as the better looking girls at artemis. so i left, and sat my course towards westkreuz and halenseestraße.

the girls was also very aggressive this evening, but now i was prepaired.

and at least i had the chance to check out the selection. but there was no 10 in sight: (i sat next to a chinese guy in the bar, who was put on the defensive just as much as me against the girls trying to get him up to a room. when a girl finally managed to persuade him, all the girls at the bar applauded. the chinese guy responded by lifting his arms in the air and doing a little victory dance.

when a polish blonde girl also got me up to a room to play hide the hamster, the girls applauded again.

the belly ride was nothing to write home about, but it should perhaps be pointed out, that french without wiener wrap seems to be standard at artemis and that she did something that is a little bit controversial (however i don't now how vexed the issue is at this forum): she took cupid's toothpaste in her mouth.

but before anyone start to [CodeWord134] in my mailbox, i wish to underline, that when i visit these institutions, due to nervousness, i always have a kangaroo loose in the upper paddock.

this handicap also brought me a very bad expercience. i had as always taken the blue pill, and it had apparently worked every time. did i tell you by the way, that i had headache?. until i suddenly was with a german blonde girl. she sucked it hard again and again, but everytime i put mr wigley in her, the little bastard just died. and the girl became really pissed off! i was only shocked, stunned and speechless due to the fact that there, despite i had taken that blue pill, again was missing bits for a vacuum pump, so i didn't react at all on her many rude and insolent answers like "you really don't speak the best english in the world, just uh-uh-uh" etc. but afterwards it makes me pretty sad and angry, because despite that i probably have a personality like a snail on valium when i am at a brothel, i always treat the girl with respect. and i expect her to treat me with the same respect. and when a customer pays a lot of money for the time he spends with the girl, at least he shouldn't have to be insulted and humiliated by the girl? i have been with around 80 ladies of the evening and never met a girl that has been hostile to me before. unfortunately, i can't remember her name. but if you see a tall blonde girl from cologne with tattoos and bolt-ons at artemis, avoid her like an angry skunk.

day 4: artemis (again).

what a shitty ride my attempt at getting used to the fkk environment in berlin had been until this.

and it was going to continue when i the next night met a friend from the danish forum www.venuslogen.dk at artemis.

there wasn't any 10 this night either. despite it was saturday where it is supposed to be the best selection.

when me and my friend sat down in a couch down at the bar by the pool, there came two girls, and they did something pretty cunning. a brazilian girl, who my friend already had been upstairs with, sat down in the couch between me and my friend, while her colombian friend led my friends attention away. the brazilian girl called pamela, leant over my lap and asked me to rub her back. and what the hell do you do?

she immediately started moaning and hey presto! she all off a sudden stopped her hands inside my bath robe and started giving me a hand gig in public. oh crap! it really isn't easy to be a shy scandinavian at fkk.

it was obviously planned, and because she practically lay down over my lap, there wasn't much possibility to flee (at the same time you don't want to offend the girls). i said no at least five times, but she was very persistent, and as i said, at a brothel my mind reach escape velocity and achieves orbit, so she got me up to a room. fuck how stupid am i!

my friend was very happy with her, but when i was with this girl, she always made really lousy comments like "amore! ", "my love! " etc. and despite the fact that i couldn't get turned on by her, there was no problem with little elvis at this time. when i had finished grumping after that experience, i talked to my friend among other things sex with two girls. i had played the national indoor sport with two girls in prague at k5, and it wasn't very good, i wouldn't try that again, not my cup of tea. and. suddenly two very young blondes comes by. i didn't hesitate a second to go up with them for a ride.

i am very weak for super-young blondes. both came from poland and they always ran around at the place like they were inseparable. especially the "younger" girl. she claimed she was 20, but looked younger. was imho very good looking and really had a look that said jailbait, and if it wasn't for the two front teeth that was a little too apparent she would be close to a 10 on my scale. and those two front teeth i really became painfully acquainted with. she had a pretty poor sucking technique (ouch! ). otherwise there wasn't anything to complaint over, and especially her one year older friend (who btw was the only one who could speak english) were very enthusiastic, but my earlier problems with the twiddle-diddler made it not so fun anymore, and i had very hard to reach climax.

since i was not totally sober when me and my friend finished off the night at das klo (http://www.klo. de), i had a bad hang over the next day and had to drop my plans for the next day, but despite that, i went to artemis anyway.

day 5: artemis (one more time).

several girls pointed out, that i looked very down in the mouth. i drank a lot of coffee in the bar to revive. a good looking blonde, sabina from poland, (24 years old she claimed) came and talked to me. she had one of the earlier days treated me on chocolates, she sat for some reason with a whole big box at the bar, but it was apparently been eaten up this night. she appeared to be unusually social, and my danish friend who is a little older and wiser than me had talked a lot the other night about the importance of building an athmosphere of trust and sympathy, and that is probably true. anyway this girl gave me the best sex i've had with a night-bird, if not the best sex ever. i almost couldn't stand on my feet afterwards. and fortunately, the blue pill worked, but i had hard to get my gun off, and it took some work from sabina. it ended with her getting happy juice both in her mouth and face. but before anyone want to lynch me, i want to point out that it was i desperation it became that way.

after this night i felt that i finally had grown into the fkk-costume, and after the experience with sabina i had acquired the taste. so it became one final visist to artemis the next night.

day 6 artemis (yikes! )

i almost became worthy of getting my photo on the wall by the reception with the text "this weeks regular customer".

but there was no 10 as long as my eyes could reach this night either. ran into my friend again who couldn't keep away from this pace either, and we sat down in a couch to watch gogo dancers. soon two bulgarian girls came to us, and the "older" (maybe around 25? ) sat down carefully at the back of the couch behind my friend, while the younger brunette sat down right into my lap. she was very good looking, and it was fortunate that i had crossed my legs before she sat upon me, because she was a stubborn devil and she made so it became flag day in the bath robe. but i was hard and firm (in its double sense). i had checked out another girl, a very young brunette, who had eaten at the same table as me in the restaurant both this and the other day. i catched her when i saw her down at the pool. she was pretty bad at english, but claimed she was 20 years old, came from budapest and called herself an "amateur". the horizontal jitterbug wasn't very remembable (but fortunately there was no problems with the leather cigar), however funny enough she afterwards wanted to stay in bed, smoked a cigarett with me and talked for a long time, despite the fact that we almost couldn't understand each other at all. almost all the other girls just wanted to go down to the bar immediately as soon as the sex was over. strange enough the rule at artemis seems to be that even if you pay for 30 minutes, it is only until you get orgasm?

i was very happy for the little fitness room and the more calm, quiet and relaxed bar down at the pool, were i spent most of my time between the rides. i was also happy that there weren't any film cameras when i came out for a little embarrasing episode where a brazilian girl asked me to sit by her in the bar. and what the hell do you answer? i carefully climbed up on the high bar stool, nervous like a pig at the slaughterbench. and of course, she immediately started to neck me, and tried to put her hands inside my bath robe. i repeatedly said "nonononononono". and this time i stood firm.

i didn't see more of my friend for the rest of the night, but i'm sure he had his hands full.

i also got to hit the kitten one more time before i went home and back to the grey everyday life in scandinavia. in the big bar a blonde girl came and asked me politely if she could sit down next to me. i had checked her out before, because she had imho that kind of model face you can see at the catwalk or in magazines like vogue, but she wasn't among my priorities because i thought she had a look that perhaps seemed cold. but she appeared to be very warm, social and nice. she also came from poland and was a friend to sabina, the girl who gave me the ride of my life. they sat down together at the bar before she came to me, and she made exactly the same approach as sabina with a quiet and "intelligent" conversation where i could "feel her pulse". all the other girls just wanted to go upstairs immediately.

the hop in the saddle was nothing special (but thank god, there was no problems with the wigga-wagga this time either). she also had a cold, and told me she had been on antibiotics for a week.

in all: there perhaps was too close between the bad experiences and too long between the good ones, and i burned a lot of more money than i originally had planned, but i am happy for the experiences from the for us scandinavians exotic fkk-environment. the most lasting memories is probably the girl from cologne (shudder! ) and christine from la folie (in a special weird way) and of course sabina!

as i said: what an eastern!

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Jungle Bluebird]

Went on a Friday early afternoon. I was impressed. All very clean, professional and actually well laid out. Individual lockers are available, large shower rooms and bathrobes.

Entered the bar first, same level as entry/shower area. Got approached by Russian girl, within 5 minutes ended up in the 'Kino' (cinema) - lounge style hang out place, with loads of cushions. After some chit chat excellent BBBJ, then proceed to a more discreet area and screwed her nicely.

Proceeded to explore the place. Basement has a very nice pool, sauna area. Wished I would have discovered this first. Had a few non alcoholic drinks, a sauna and ran into second girl, Russian again. Back again into the 'Kino', this time the one in the basement. Again excellent BBBJ, with abt three other guys watching at this point and the place filling up. This one, a very naughty one she was, is riding me with moaning now coming from everywhere. More couples now and she encourages me do to her doggy style. Do I care, so I comply and finish off in great style in front of a full house. Wicked..but hey.

Damage EURO 70 entry fee plus 2 x EURO 60 for girls. Only can recommend this. Clean, professional nice girls and overall relaxed atmosphere.

If I would live in Berlin, this would be my regular weekend getaway. Ten out of ten.

[Frenchie]

The line-up, when I was there (Friday night two weeks ago) was about thirty-forty girls, most of them stunners.

As mentioned in my post, I only had the time and energy (not mentioning the means) to enjoy the company of two girls, so I can't tell about BBJ not being the norm.

I can only recommend the whole place if you travel to Berlin, just to wind out and enjoy the sight and skin of pretty birds...

[GandJim]

Berlin in general has a poor reputation when it comes to quality and price.

I wonder where this supposed poor reputation comes from. I was in Berlin last August. In general, and you can see it from other reports in the general Berlin forum, Berlin has many nice salons with very good services. I visited Kamilla la Dee, Van Kampen, Royal, Liberty and a few more, and was in general happy with the services. But we're getting off-topic, as this is the Artemis forum.

I've been to Artemis twice. Routard, there were about 30-40 girls on my first visit (Wednesday afternoon) and over 50 on the second (Friday evening). Quality on par with Oase and Palace (in fact, I met a couple of former Oase/Palace girls), better than World (but I've always been unlucky with World and haven't been back there for 2 years now). And if you want to compare with our recent trip, it's on par with Golden Time, better than Yin Yang and Living Room.

But as you know, girls come and go. You can never tell.

Jim

[Toscana]

Indeed, it is not. You have to be careful to ask. Same with kissing. My experience is that the majority do, but just don't assume it.

I disagree somewhat with Marlow on the prices. They are, admittedly, higher than most (but not all - see Palace), but the facilities are truly good, and impeccably maintained. That costs. Plus there is the capital city premium. But compare London, Paris, Vienna now...

And as Frenchie confirmed, there are plenty of real good lookers. Artemis will undoubtedly succeed long term with this concept in my opinion.

[Warsteiner]

Covered blow job, massage, mish, this was all I had come for, and enjoyed it thoroughly.

Does this mean that BBBJ is not offered by all of the girls at this club?

[Routard]

Great report. could you tell us more about the available line-up nowadays in Artemis, how many girls did you count?