FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Frenchie]

A Trevellyn was right: Berlin is a beautiful city, full of space, monuments, museums, bars and stores, opera houses ans theatres, sights and atmosphere... Enough to satisfy the cultured tourist looking for intellectual pleasures. And when this tourist also longs for more below-the-belt pleasures, he will not be disappointed...

1) Artemis

Travelling on a reasonable budget and wanting to make the most of it, I had planned to visit Artemis once only (was in Berlin for to days). What an experience if you have never been to an FKK before!
This is how it goes: you arrive in front of a big, modern building in west Charlottenburg (very near the S-Bahn station, as already pointed out by Buck Rogers (02-18-07, FKK club directory). The lady at the entrance desk welcomes you with a hearty smile and produces the explanation sheet in your language. You pay €70 and she gives you a key on a wrist bracelet, and tells you where to go and undress. You put your valuables in a small, video-monitored locker, and put your clothes in another one, then go out in a yellow bathing robe.
The club is on three storeys.
Basement : large Jacuzzi pool, a hammam, a bio sauna, a normal sauna, a bar, seats and couches, a cinema room.
Ground floor: the changing rooms, the lounge and bar, another cinema room and the couches and seats.
Top floor: bedrooms.
Oh, I have not mentioned the girls. Imagine day-dreaming! These beauties (most of them east-European, from their conversations and accents) walk around, as if looking after their own business (although they are looking for yours), in the skimpiest outfits.. Enough to make your head spin and spin…
I was quickly approached by a few of these ladies, but managed to keep my time and make my own pick : a young Hungarian petite blonde that goes by the name of Maïna (I think). Covered blow job, massage, mish, this was all I had come for, and enjoyed it thoroughly. €60 in all, payable afterwards (you go to the locker with the beauty and pay her there).
After a good hour of sauna, hammam and fruit juice, I felt fit enough for another round. I selected a small, brown-haired, pretty, pale-skinned girl, Anya, that turned out to be Ukranian. BBJ and DATY this time, for €60 too. The works!
In all, €190. Not cheap, but worth trying at least once, just to tell your grandchildren some day… And so much cheaper than just one escort in your hotel room.

2) Moechtegern. www.moechtegern.com/

Following the wise advice of Iseeu (see in the previous posts), I visited a “Pärchen Club” (or swingerclub). I am used to visiting such places in France, but it was my first experience in Germany. As I only speak a little German, I was a little bit worried about my possible success there. It turned out, as pointed out by Iseeu, that the atmosphere in German swingerclubs is much more relaxed than in French ones, and that people are more open and direct. It also turned out that the single men / couples ratio is much lower than in France, which allows for more opportunities. Moechtegern is located in the Charlottenburg district, it is a small club with a few tables, a bar, a cellar with two rooms, a few black rooms, a mezzanine room with sofas. On the Friday evening there were about 15 couples (maybe only 5 single men at most), and over 20 couples on the Saturday evening (5 single men too). I easily started a conversation wit ha single guy, then with a few couples, and spent two great nights, doing whatever people can do in such places when they feel like making the most of it. I do recommend the place where I went twice as it was not far away from my hotel.

3) Sex Kino.

The next day, in the afternoon, I tried a “Sexkino” in Kantstrasse (same district). Very laid back atmosphere, not so pretty, and much fewer girls as in Artemis, as you can imagine, but OK for a quickie (covered BJ) in the small cinema room, for €40. I could have paid less, but as I am not good at discussing prices, I left it at that.

Fly to Berlin and enjoy yourselves, guys!

[Warsteiner]

Also Berlin is overrun with Polish and Russian mafia types forcing girls into the sex trade.

Don't forget the Turkish mafia. When I weas living in Berlin a few years ago (before Artemis) the clubs were controlled by either the Russian or turkish mafia.

[Marlow]

Personally I think the prices at Artemis are not worth the candle wax. The entry fee is over the top as is the asking price for a half hour coupling of the wagons. Berlin in general has a poor reputation when it comes to quality and price. That is the trouble with capital cities, they tend to be a rip-off. Also Berlin is overrun with Polish and Russian mafia types forcing girls into the sex trade. Look how close it is to the border for one. Easy escape route if you get to feel the heat from the cops.

[Buck Rogers]

Thanks for the up to date info Buck. Do you happen to know how much extras are? If the session is €60 are extras the same?

Thanks

Sorry, I don't know, I didn't ask for extras (just regular sessions of 60 eur)and actually the girls didn't offer any by themselves. In fact I preferred this way (the customer asks if he wants), on the contrary at Palace 2 girls asked if I wanted some extras.

[Warsteiner]

Thanks for the up to date info Buck. Do you happen to know how much extras are? If the session is €60 are extras the same?

Thanks

[Buck Rogers]

I was at Artemis the same days of the week and about the same time I was at Palace in Frankfurt in December.

FRIDAY february 9th 15.00-20.00

SUNDAY 11th February 12.00-15.00, about 10 girls when I arrived

Some considerations about Artemis also compared to Palace (my only 2 FKK experiences so far):

Artemis is also easy by public transportation. At Westkreuz s-bahn, just go left from the exit (Halenseestraße) and in 2 minutes you are there.

The entry fee is high (70 eur) but now it is less than Palace (75). The session with a girl is 60 and not 50 though (that meant collecting a bunch of 10 euros before going to Artemis). The woman at the receptionist said it included sex and blowjob, the rest had to be discussed with the single girl.

The “public areas” (not the rooms) in Artemis are on 2 floors (someone has already described it well, but I actually prefer to explore the place). I must say the area in the lower floor seems like a homosexual community, above all on Friday night. It seemed where all the guys went when they had to recover.

At Artemis the girls approach you but not with the same aggressiviness they do at Palace. Not remarkable couch action.
They are naked here as well.

The Kino action can’t compare to Palace. Anyway my favorite way to get caught by a girl at Artemis was to go to the kino on the lower floor and wait for an “angel” to appear.

I think there is less variety as far as nationality of the girls is concerned. There are a LOT of girls from Poland. That’s easy understandable since Poland is near Berlin.
One of the polish group sits on the couch beside the entrance of the room on the lower floor with the pool and a bar. You can see them from the floor above (the stairs lead to them). A view of beautiful girls from above you don’t have at Palace.
Actually out of my 6 sessions, 5 were with polish girls (I repeated one).

I really had the sensation Artemis was less of a “minefield” (like someone here on the forums wrote) than Palace: a better average service by the girls at Artemis.
All the girls I went with provided DATY, BBBJ and KISS (someone less deep but still nice), except one that didn’t seem to allow kissing (but I didn’t actually try, it was a sensation, she was so good with my dick that I didn’t go for the kiss) and she didn’t also allow me touching her pussy with my fingers, but for all the rest she was good.
The fact is that after the first 2 “complete” services I didn’t ask anymore the girls what they offered.

All these girls spoke english (some of them very good english) and it is good for me since I know like 10 words in german.

My recommendation is anyway the only not polish girl I went with and luckily it was my last session. It was Sylvana from Kazakistan, almost 22 she said. Short (dyed) blonde hair, cute face (her face resembles Sylvia Saint’s, if you know her :-), but cuter), big natural boobs (I just loved them!), great smiling and very good attitude. Very good english.

I approached her by the pool and I asked her to come with me 2 minutes to the kino. I started french kissing her there and after a bit of touching I asked her to go to the room.

I have to say I preferred both Palace and Artemis on Sunday, when it was less crowed, a better girls-guys ratio and maybe the girls more relaxed.

I’ll be back

Buck

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[Uggabugga]

Great to have this in the fkk section. Haven't been there since pre football times but would love some fresh reports.

WBR,

U

[Pippopippuzzino]

I stay in Artemis last week. Many girl, good level.

I have tried with a Polish, a Dutch and a Iranian girl.

Sorry for the names but I don't remember them.

Avoid absolutely Iranian girl, bad service, no partecipation, no fk.

Polish girl (sorry but there are many Polish girl) middle level service.

Dutch girl, the best one of the three, very GFE service.

[Admin]

Anyway, I chilled out at the bar for a short while waiting for someone to catch my fancy when I noticed in one of the mirrors the most enormous, porn star style rack I've ever seen in the flesh. I like a nice set of tits but am not obssesed by size. Still I was intrigued so went over to have a good look at the owner of these fine specimens. Turned out she was a very attractive German lady called Jenna. Touch of class about her. She doesn't pester anyone, just sits invitingly at the bar showing off her considerable assets. After a brief chat we agreed to go to one of the rooms upstairs.

Never again will I waste money on escorts, instead I'm going to save my hard earned euros for some regular visits to Berlin and Artemis.

If you haven't been to Artemis you haven't lived my friends, you haven't lived!

All the best.

Dr Fuchs

Thanks for a great report.

I'm glad you appreciated Jenna the way she deserves it. At first glance I thought she looked a little cold out. But up in the room, she was wonderfully pleasant.

It just shows that sometimes you have to take a chance!