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08-15-19 18:54 #11321
Posts: 106Long Overdue Report 2018 June
First of all let me begin by saying thank you to everyone on this forum. I have been reading the reports on here for the last 15 years! After all those years of hoping to find a travel buddy to join me to ease the daunting task of traveling solo I finally decided to just say fuck it and go by myself! I am so glad I did! I come from Southern California so proximity is definitely an issue for me. This post will include different visits to the club on different timelines. I booked a trip to the city of Berlin for a week in Germany. I studied a bit of German during my undergrad years so I have a little knowledge of the basics. This was all fun as I began to use it during my arrival to the city and what not. As I had been planning for years to visit this great club a quite substantial budget was brought along as well.
I ended up going to Artemis 5 days total during the week that I was there. Now that I look back I should have minimized the days of the visits to save on the entry fee and use that money towards more of the girls but hey it was my first time there so it is what it is. I must also add that as a Latino male with a darker complexion this did bring initial worries about discrimination in the country and the club. So glad I was WRONG! I have also read many recent reports about the club going downhill but I am glad to say that for me every encounter with the exception of 1 was very positive for me.
I went each day at 11 when they opened and left at around 5. I know this probably limited my choices but not a fan of crowded areas so that's what I did.
First day Sunday June 10,2018.
I walked in to the club and after paying I saw what looked like a traditional strip club. BEAUTIFUL women walking around but they were NAKED! I must also add that as a darker male I have always had fantasies about having relations with white women with blonde hair and blue or green eyes. So because of this I definitely was picky at first but that quickly became a non factor for me. As I walked into the lounge area where they serve drinks I was immediately overwhelmed by the women inside. All eyes were on me and it was too much to handle so I walked directly to the pool area through the lounge and stayed outside for a few minutes. Once I gathered myself together I went back inside and sat down. I was quickly approached by a Hungarian woman with glasses. She was on the heavier side with glasses so she wasn't my type. I was nice however and told her that I was going to wait a little before making a decision. After several minutes she got a bit upset and eventually walked away. She would later see my around in the club and was clearly not happy about not choosing her LOL. Almost immediately as the Hungarian girl walked away a tall BLONDE girl came to sit down with me. As she fit my criteria mentioned earlier I made the jump immediately and went to a room.
Girl 1 Very tall and thin from Germany but unfortunately forgot her name. She had a onesie that she kept on during the entire encounter which I did not mind at all.
60 as I wanted only basic to break the ice. I was very satisfied as she was very vocal and into it and pretty much let me do whatever I wanted!
Girl 2 Turkish Girl who wears really big high heels. 150 for 1 hour with BBBJ with massage included. I know I overpaid but did not do it again with any other girls but luckily the service was great.
She was very vocal as well and the BBBJ was nothing special but it was there and real! She also allowed me to do anything I wanted so was satisfied as well.
Tuesday June 12,2018. This was the BEST day I have ever had with the exception of one girl.
Girl 1 Amy from Stuttgart. Probably the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my opinion.
Paid my entry and immediately went downstairs to check out the sauna area as the club had literally just opened. Amy was downstairs and a quick "hallo" was exchanged and I continued walking. I quickly realized how stupid this was and ran back to Amy. She was about to walk up the stairs back to the lounge. She could tell that it was love at first sight and asked if I wanted to go with her.
60 for basic. Amy's personality is amazing which made the experience with her that much better. Her covered oral was great her eye contact was amazing. Seeing those blue eyes stare at me while she was sucking on my member were too much for me to handle. She would laugh as each time she would do it I would break eye contract. I could not believe this was real and not a dream. Asked for her to get on top and literally lasted about a minute. As this was the most beautiful girl I was not able to last LOL.
Girl 2 Tall Hungarian woman. Only negative experience. Forgot her name.
60 for basic. This girl was very attractive so when she asked me to go upstairs I quickly agreed. Once she realized I did not want any extras her tone changed. Her oral was very fast and we moved to doggy. I was literally thrusting for about a minute when she pulled away and said I would have to extend the time if I wanted to continue. I did not agree and laughed when she asked for a tip. Paid her basic and sent her away.
Girl 3 Jada from Lebanon.
After my negative experience with the tall Hungarian woman I was approached by Jada. The funny thing is the tall Hungarian woman is a friend of Jada's and when she saw me with Jada she told her something about me in German. Jada asked me what happened and I told her about the situation. Jada said that for some girls time is money to which I agreed.
60 for basic with Jada. Jada was very nice. Covered oral was great and quickly went for doggy. My member was still hard from the previous negative experience so I quickly finished with Jada within about a minute LOL.
Girl 4 Very muscular German woman. Curly blonde hair and did not speak English so had to use my limited German.
60 for basic. I had my eyes on this woman the entire visit and made sure to go with her when she finally approached me. It is funny because although I am in my early 30's I do look still look like a high school student. This woman has to be in her mid 40's if not maybe 50's LOL. As we went upstairs we had everyone staring at us the girls and the mongers LOL. This woman was one of my better sessions. Her covered oral was great and she positioned herself so that I could see her pussy from the mirror. I made sure to grab and squeeze her ass and not once did she complain. We moved to doggy and I made sure to pound her very hard. She took all of it like a champ!
As I was leaving a black haired greek girl asked to go upstairs. I told her the next day as I was very tired and would be coming back.
Wednesday June 13.
I walked in and made it a mission to find Amy. I would not be so lucky as she was constantly going upstairs for long periods of time.
Girl 1 Black Haired Greek Girl. Forgot her name.
She was surprised to see that I followed up on my word to see her and we went upstairs. She offered anal but I explained that this is not something appeals to me.
60 for basic. Her oral was great but she went down licked my balls. This was a new experience for me that I rewarded her with a tip LOL. Soon moved to doggy and she was very vocal and showed pleasure. Pounded her hard and paid her for her services.
Girl 2 Romanian Girl from Bucharest with Bangs. Sits on the stools with a friend at the entrance of the lounge. Forgot her name.
This girl was not really my type but I decided to go with her. 60 for basic. She allowed me to do whatever I wanted.
Girl 3. Skinny blonde from Berlin. Forgot name.
This woman was very beautiful as well. I ranked her almost up there with Amy.
60 for basic. Offered BBBJ to which I said no. As soon as she began her covered oral I regretted my decision. Lots of eye contact just like Amy which made it a great session. Was not able to finish but she gave a handjob to completion.
Thursday June 14 and Friday June 15.
Amy again LOL.
I decided that Amy would be the only girl I would see. I sat down on the stools next to the lounge to make sure that I saw her as she walked in. The Romanian girl and her friend asked me who I was waiting for her and claimed they did not know her. They chatted with me until Amy finally arrived. Amy instantly asked me if I was looking for her the day before to which I said yes but that she was very busy so I couldn't see her.
Thursday and Friday decided to do an hour session each day with Amy. Same great personality and lots of eye contact during the sessions. I informed Amy that I would be leaving the next day and he jokingly said "see you again when?" I told her in November and off I went.
Overall this was a very positive experience for me. All of the girls were great with the exception of the one tall Hungarian woman. I know I made a rookie mistake by going up immediately with the girls but glad it worked out for me.
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08-15-19 13:29 #11320
Posts: 10Newbie FKK Report
First time to a FKK, so I might not be as jaded / used to the good old days as some reporters here. I'm also fine with CBJ as I once caught the clap from a BBJ, and while I don't usually turn it down unless a girl looks very unclean, a CBJ doesn't bother me too much.
The cons.
1) Drink price is expensive at 10 e a drink. Granted, they don't skimp on the alcohol, but still. Makes it very expensive if you're reasonably tolerant and want to have a light buzz going throughout 7-8 hours.
2) Lineup is indeed silicone heavy, and generally older girls. For some people that might be fine, but I prefer natural / young, even if it means they don't look like models.
3) I went on a Monday night, and there weren't that many girls. Wish I'd been in Berlin on a Thursday, but wasn't to be. Still a fair amount of guys, definitely more men than women.
4) Food isn't great, but it isn't terrible either.
5) Some of the older, uglier girls can approach you and try to convince you to session them, however a polite but firm no sends them away.
6) For non smokers like me, the bar is smokey. Not the worst thing I've ever experienced, but if you're sensitive it could be an issue, especially as this is where 80% of the girls hang out.
The pros:
1) It really is a magical experience being surrounded by attractive naked woman, knowing you can fuck any of them. Regardless of people saying FKK's are going down hill, I still think it's an experience everyone should try at least once!
2) I sessioned 3 ladies and all of them were fair and gave me exactly what they said they would. One was a GFE for 110 e for 30 minutes, the other two just the standard covered fuck and suck for 60 e. They would chat with me until I asked them for their services, then list them with details.
3) The 3 ladies I did session were all fun, friendly, cute and polite, both out of room and in room. I didn't get any clock watching vibes nor did it feel mechanical. It wasn't the most passionate love making I've ever had, but pretty good for someone I'd only known for 10 minutes. They were all happy to blow me as long as I wanted, and would happily move to any position I wanted.
4) Facilities are great, outdoor pool, indoor pool, jacuzzi, sauna, kino all feel modern and clean. I never got bothered when relaxing in those areas. The rooms themselves are also pretty luxe, and with mirrors so you get some nice visuals.
5) A little thing, but it was easily accessible by public transport, which can save up to 50 e on return cab rides for a tourist like me.
Overall I liked the experience, I probably wouldn't go there more than once a month due to bad VFM if I was a local, but it's definitely got me interested in experiencing other FKK's!
(Sorry I didn't remember any of the names of the girls, but I went with one Ukrainian and two Bulgarians).
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08-13-19 20:26 #11319
Posts: 22344Originally Posted by Danny227 [View Original Post]
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08-13-19 12:08 #11318
Posts: 955Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
Yep, I actually heard Andiamo was good for a while now. For me, Oase has been on a very strong decline in the last years, of course I have some good days if I get lucky with the girls. But overall, it is a downward sloping line with some spikes or good data points. Probability to get. A good room is gradually declining.
Wellcum was bad for me last time, but I still manage to have good days at sharks.
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08-12-19 12:10 #11317
Posts: 22344Originally Posted by Danny227 [View Original Post]
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08-11-19 09:37 #11316
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by ExpatLover [View Original Post]
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08-10-19 07:32 #11315
Posts: 955Originally Posted by PayForIt [View Original Post]
Also, most people are tourists that don't know girl names or remember them.
Oase days with lists still happen on Oase threads in German language forums. Artemis never had lists of names for the same reason, not many English speaking repeat clients. And not as many German repeat clients as in Oase or its parallels because most German customers refuse to pay the Artemis absence prices.
Will be great to have detailed girl lists for Artemis but the reality is that we never had them and most likely never will.
All clubs are on the decline at the moment, but Artemis is leading the way proudly.
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08-09-19 16:09 #11314
Posts: 4759Originally Posted by MrHo [View Original Post]
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08-08-19 01:52 #11313
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by PayForIt [View Original Post]
All I am asking Artemis is throw in few, just 2 or 3 real beautiful model type stunner German girls like there used to be few of in vast diverse line up of Artemis.
As for facility, for me, I prefer Artemis the most in Germany and Berlin is my favorite city in Germany so, it will be nice to see my old once upon a time favorite club Artemis back on track.
It is always too sad to see good club turned bad like what a waste and spoil of beautiful good thing. It all went odd after polizei raiding Artemis.
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08-06-19 23:17 #11312
Posts: 1855Where are the actual reports?
Originally Posted by ZimmerBaby [View Original Post]
Here is the real issue. With the exception of one brand new poster, I went back 6 pages and I can only find my own reports on visits and girls. The forum is meant to be about information sharing for mutual benefit. Currently, it's not. It's about moaning about how things have declined, or recently one guy taking the trouble to log onto this forum to attack this "dump" of a club and say he'the never return. He didn't reply when I asked what on earth he is doing reading contributions to a forum for a club he will never attend!
So people can express views, hard line views, honest thoughts, comments on shit around the pool, etc but the truth is that almost NOTHING is volunteered in this forum currently which either encourages people to attend the club, or gives them advice on who to session with when they do. Oh for the days in the Oase thread when Syzygies and others posted long lists of girls and rated them. It would really be great to get back to people posting about the girls.
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08-06-19 12:28 #11311
Posts: 150Well, every forum has its polizei, and in this one it is Nooky.
But hey nooky, when was your last report of visiting Artemis?
Please feel free to make a visit and then a perfect report of that and telling all staff members of everything that bothers you and then fill out several pages of questionnaires before you head back to home.
Wold be appreciated.
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08-06-19 11:17 #11310
Posts: 955Originally Posted by PayForIt [View Original Post]
Now, nobody is jumping from any ships and no need to be melodramatic. One of the most fun and interesting features of healthy communication is the freedom of expression. The influx of many converging opinions. People can say what they want.
I am one that is know to express a strong opinion or disagree, but there is a long way to allow, disallowing, forbidding, etc' is going to far. Lets put things in perspective, we all want to fuck, we all want to get good service and we all have an opinion after we do that. How about we keep it light and let people fuck, enjoy, eat, shit and freely express their opinions. It is only pussy. Have fun guys.
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08-06-19 10:53 #11309
Posts: 363Originally Posted by NookyNinja [View Original Post]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHcYjA3lWQ
Can you imagine the beautiful scene where I play this Spanish guitar for you while wearing the white Artemis robe? Yes baby, please stay.
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08-06-19 09:53 #11308
Posts: 1855Reconsider
Originally Posted by NookyNinja [View Original Post]
If a restaurant was once the best in town, but now plods along in 4th place, it doesn't mean the food there became bad or the place should be avoided. Artemis is not as good as it was 5 years ago. That cannot seriously be disputed I don't think by any of us. But it is not awful and a great time can be had there. It just needs more effort than before.
I would say this: I'm not sure it was ever without silicones or tattoos! At least when I first visited in 2013 (oh the memory!) those features were present then. But not as much as now and there were indeed younger girls as Mr Ho often has commented.
The real problem at this club is the total lack of competition. If Sharks started having 50%+ older girls for example, it would close quickly. Punters would soon divert to the other options (6 of them! So the management at Artemis don't need to try too hard. What I find most odd is that Berlin is such a better City to be in than Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Cologne and yet it doesn't attract the better looking girls even though prices in Artemis are a little higher than elsewhere. So I can only think that the management do not encourage younger, slimmer girls to work there. I recall discussing this with a very intelligent girl in Sharks one night. She said she worked in the club days and returned to Frankfurt because there was a very hard-lined clique of German girls at Artemis and often newcomers are made to feel awkward / unwanted. Maybe that got around and girls don't want it. Or maybe its the tough regime on health. Artemis insists all girls are tested for infections every couple of weeks.
But bashing the club constantly really doesn't help any of us. Indeed it is more likely to cause less punters to visit. That in turn means less decent looking girls will ever want to work there. And so on. I don't ask anyone to lie and say it's become Nirvana overnight. But it would help greatly if senior members who attend post about girls they have enjoyed even if they did have to hunt them out a bit more.
I had two fabulous nights there recently and although I sessioned twice with Carla (once in a threesome) there were more than enough girls I would have been happy to also try such that had I been there 5 days I would have had a good time and a lot of different girls. And I'm picky! I don't go with fat girls, and I don't much like big silicones. But I still missed out on several very attractive girls. It's really not all that bad. Not as good as it was, but far from bad.
I hope Ninja and Danny agree to down their battle gear and get back to the club and let us have some great reports on their experiences. Ninja. If you do leave this forum I personally wish you well and hope you will return and I thank you for your valuable contributions. Hopefully you'll reconsider.
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08-06-19 09:12 #11307
Posts: 1OK, looks like I arrived in a not so great moment. I've been following Ninja's posts for months while unregistered and the day I joined he decided to quit. Really bad timing.
I would like to share my experience visiting Artemis by the end of last July, in a Sunday.
I saw a post saying that there's no point in recommending girls, but I think that's the only fair way of doing a bit of advertising to the most professional ones. Of course, your experience may vary depending on many factors, like how much you would like to expend, how was her mood in the day and even how much she liked you.
I arrived at the club around 4 PM and, after taking a shower and putting my robe, went to the main bar which was a bit empty. Talked to some girls who approached me, from places like Hungary, Moldova and Romania. A Czech girl, Nicole, almost convinced me of going upstairs. She appears to have a natural body, medium-sized boobs, and looks this "girl who was kinda ugly in high school so I put I lot of effort in looking nice now that I'm an adult". The problem is that I was a bit tired and wanted to rest, sitting and observing the girls around for a while.
One thing that really caught my attention, while sitting at the bar, is that people seems to love Annabelle, the Latvian (or German, depending how you consider someone who moved to another country as a kid) red-headed skinny girl with an almost unbelievable pretty face. She doesn't stay by the bar for more than 5 minutes straight. When she gets there, it's for sure that someone will immediately approach her and ask to go upstairs. I saw this happening at least twice before I would be able to talk to her. Other girls sit there for hours, literally, and get no customers.
Knowing that I would have to wait a bit more to see Annabelle, I went downstairs, thinking about enjoying a sauna. I immediately gave up on this idea when I saw an old guy jerking off in there. Thinking that it would be nice to just lay down by the indoor pool hearing the waterfall sound, I tried to relax. A couple minutes later, a Jamaican girl came poking my shoulder and trying to make conversation. I talked a bit to her and said that by that moment I would prefer to rest. A few moments later, the same girl again poked my shoulder, pointing to Nicole, who was asking why I was laying down there and not having fun upstairs. Like, really, how hard it is to understand that someone who is almost falling asleep doesn't want to be bothered?
Realizing that it would be impossible to rest in there, I went back to the bar. Annabelle returned to there almost at the same time as me, and seeing I was looking at her, came to talk to me. To be honest, I was a bit afraid that she could be one of those rude girls. She is clearly the most cute girl in there, easily top 1%, so I thought she might be too full of herself. But boy, how wrong I was! She's one the most lovely and sympathetic girls I ever met. Clearly the kind of girl you would like to bring to family barbecues in the weekend and walk holding hands in a shopping mall.
Talking about her services, someone mentioned here a few days ago, that no matter what you pay to her, you get nothing. I'm not sure what would be that definition of "nothing", cause she was really straight when defining what she does or not for money. She charges 40 for BBBJ, but it's not up for anal. She said she also doesn't like DATY, which is really sad as I really wanted to shove my face in her lightly-pink-almost-just-white pussy. One thing that she's not good is at handjobs, as I'm not sure why, as even with oil she almost hurt my dick. Even though, I spent two hours (standard 120/ h) with her and, together with the extra plus tip, paid her 300. Bonus points for how cute is she giving many little kisses (not DFK) with her gorgeous lips.
When leaving the room, I took a shower and went to the external pool, which was way more crowded than the bar. I guess many people don't really see a point in staying inside a building during summer. After eating barbecue, I went back to the bar, where I talked to this Iranian / Turkish girl which I can't remember the name, but she's so different than the other girls that you can't miss her. She has a really well distributed body, with a big butt. It took me a while to grasp the prices for her services, as she explain them in a somewhat confusing way. She said something like ". *60 for half an hour basics, but for 120 we can do everything except anal and if you want no condom is 50 extra". I was a bit afraid of this "no condom" thing, until I realized that she meant BBBJ. When I asked how much would be the price for one hour, she said that it would also be 120, which made the explanation even more confusing.
I was positively surprised in the room with her. She's probably the girl who most like sex I ever heard of. Putting the condom with her own mouth, she sucked me like there's no tomorrow. I never put my dick in a vacuum cleaner, but I guess it would be a reasonable comparison. When doing doggy, she has this "no hands thing", where she uses her butt to position your dick and then suck it inside her pussy. Maybe that's a known pompoir technique, but I had never seen before. It's truly amazing. She's also really good at expressing how much she's enjoying DATY and smiling at you all the time. Top-notch service. By the end I stayed for one hour and, together with tip, paid her 150.
After these three hours, plus the time I spent lurking at the bar and both pools, I left there a little after 10 PM. Spent 450 (not counting the 80 entrance) and went home happy for meeting a super-cute girl that could totally be a Hollywood star or at least a highly-successful model and another totally crazy-for-sex chick.
As a wise man once said: "most of my money I spent on women and drinks. All the rest I wasted".