Sauna Club Golden Time - Bruggen

[Excess]

are you beating up on Bernd's again ?

Just joking. ;-)

From a fan of Bernd's who also has a sense of humour, or so I am told.

E.

I actually recommend this to lighten the mood after a really crappy session. Go with the oldest, ugliest and/or fattest woman in the club. You'll be surprised that the experience is not that bad. And you may lighten your own mood when you realize just how low you are prepared to go.

[Woofiee]

I had Tiffany a few months back. Yes, her pricing is not standard. But then again, her body isn't either. Love the package. Those great natural DDs and a beautiful pyssy.

I suppose that's fine.- heck, it's a marketplace, charge what you want.- but my problem was that she needed to be up-front with it, not give substandard, evasive service and then pounce when you're 30 minutes in. If she informed me of this from the outset, like the extras pricing when we first began, I think we'd both have had a more fun time. Alas, by that point my patience with her had waned.

[Breadman]

I actually recommend this to lighten the mood after a really crappy session. Go with the oldest, ugliest and/or fattest woman in the club. You'll be surprised that the experience is not that bad. And you may lighten your own mood when you realize just how low you are prepared to go.

I'll take your word on that...or as Jackyo always says "throw the dog a bone". Your going to have bad experiences, so you just keep saying to yourself "it can't get any worse than that"....and every experience afterwards will be rewarding.

[Ekliges Lauern]

And when it does, you can't control it and the heaviest chick in the club comes over.

I actually recommend this to lighten the mood after a really crappy session. Go with the oldest, ugliest and/or fattest woman in the club. You'll be surprised that the experience is not that bad. And you may lighten your own mood when you realize just how low you are prepared to go.

[Ekliges Lauern]

It is like many of the girls at GT just reached that age of being allowed to experiment with makeup. Meaning they use at least twice as much as required. Effectively making them look like.... you guessed it... *****s :-)

Some of us like our *****s looking like *****s. And I mean that in the nicest, most respectful sense of the word.

[Sir Screwalot]

I had Tiffany a few months back. Yes, her pricing is not standard. But then again, her body isn't either. Love the package. Those great natural DDs and a beautiful pyssy.

I'll be back.

See my report #443

[Breadman]

I'll take GT anytime. Far better experience for my money

Quoted the above from just over a year ago...has the club changed that much? Or possibly the stress carried over into the club?

I think one's attitude/feelings before entering a club really play on how the club works on that given day. You come in stressed out, sitting in a lukewarm jacuzzi or a hot sauna full of naked guys just can't fix things.

If your having a shitty day and grab the worst girl of the bunch, your day will basically suck. If your having a shitty day and luck out and grab a girl who gives you a knock out performance, then your day will drastically improve.

I actually left Goldentime in a good mood, incredibly revitalized after a positively horrid week; from complete bottom of the barrel to top of the world; it's amazing how one really, really bad session or one excellent session can make or break a night. Sometimes all you need is one.

Which makes me wonder about GoldenTime sometimes. I've been here easily over a dozen times over the past few years, and I'm getting seriously tired of its formula.

I understand the formula part...the look across the room only works sometimes. And when it does, you can't control it and the heaviest chick in the club comes over. And walking up and saying 'want to go to a room' is only marginally better.

[Everhard]

it's usually a bunch of big-titted pros who give basic-to-okay service, while the other girls form little cliques and circle the club in a tag-team fashion. So frikken grade school.

Right on dude!

And to draw the analogy even further. It is like many of the girls at GT just reached that age of being allowed to experiment with makeup. Meaning they use at least twice as much as required. Effectively making them look like.... you guessed it... *****s :-)

[Woofiee]

As I'm preparing to walk to the lockers, the guys say I should just relax. I think I'm well past this point, but I agree to give the place one more lap. As I turn out of the lounge and walk down the corridor to the kino, I pass a thin, virtually boobless-but-built platinum blonde. She's got something like a postage-stamp-sized top on and a little bottom, but she's all smiles and.- looking straight at my scowl, runs up and plants a big kiss on me. She's all bubbly and smiling, and I come to understand her name is Lilianne (I'm pretty sure. Um.) and she's from the Ukraine. She's in her mid 30s or so, but has a very tight body and an amazingly buoyant attitude.

So of course I said thanks but no thanks. I was busy being grumpy.

She pouted and walked away, and suddenly I just felt damn stupid. I saw her walk into the locker room, so I quickly walked after her and tugged on the back of her bikini bottom. Surprised, she turned around and I say "Sorry. Did I say no? I really meant yes. " A big smile, a breath-defying hug and second big kiss on the mouth and we're off looking for a key.

Here's a hint for the girls in the club: bring the guy along. It was just shy of an hour before closing time and so rooms were at a premium, so Lilliane kept asking every girl who passed for a key, and when there was none to be had she'd turn to me, pout and keep me feeling like she's really trying. I really appreciated this bit of service. While we all know why we're both there, it's satisfying to feel like more than a wallet in a white robe.

We finally secure a key and head out in the drizzle to hut #10. After dimming the lights, she's immediately understanding how the time should go. She's following my moves, responding instead of leading the game and we have a great time. I won't go into details since I really, REALLY want you to find her and give her business, but she's amazing. Flexible, engaging, eager. We stopped twice and just decided to keep going on, with me popping twice in the course of an hour. Her BBBJ is fabulous, her mish. Masterful, but her ability to gfe and get into your system is amazing. She can take you both to new places.- just what the doctor ordered. I'd run back over the border to her in a heartbeat.

I actually left Goldentime in a good mood, incredibly revitalized after a positively horrid week; from complete bottom of the barrel to top of the world; it's amazing how one really, really bad session or one excellent session can make or break a night. Sometimes all you need is one.

Which makes me wonder about GoldenTime sometimes. I've been here easily over a dozen times over the past few years, and I'm getting seriously tired of its formula. While the variety can be wide, it's usually a bunch of big-titted pros who give basic-to-okay service, while the other girls form little cliques and circle the club in a tag-team fashion. So frikken grade school. (Disclosure: I'm not a kid. I'm as old as my nose and slightly older than my teeth, and I've been mongering for over a decade.) I never treat the women as meat on a stick, so I don't tolerate that attitude back.- it's like McDonalds. Looks good, but terribly unsubstantial more often than not.

I'm thinking seriously of ditching GT for a while and trying my hand at Bernds, where the quality of time seems to take priority over the variety of the offerings. I don't just want a pretty, I want good.

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[Woofiee]

with apologies to charles dickens (and to some degree, charles darwin), my last trip to goldentime didn't quite go to plan.

to be honest up-front, i was having a bad day. beginning with a bumper-to-bumper, traffic-filled 3. 5 hour commute from utrecht, it had been just become a bad day on top of a bad week. i needed some diversion.

i met up with some isg folk and ignatzis, all of whom had arrived earlier and had commenced with the mongering. i needed to chill so i had bit to eat, drank a few beers, spent some quality-time in the jacuzzi and sauna and a few hours later went about looking for fun.

it was a busy day and an odd day: i had a really hard time getting the women i wanted to make eye contact. there were a lot of icebears in the club and i just shooting and missing. (even one of my own crew beat me to the punch with a fishnetted lovely.)

ultimately i caught the eye of tiffany, a german blonde, about 176cm or so, with a voluptuous figure, big natural rack and a fair bit of wiggle in her hips. (please note that there are at least 2 blondes with similar dimensions but the other has more air-streamed, manufactured boobs. i didn't try her. just tiffany).

tiffany seemed fun and chatty but as the club was busy she went off to see if there was a room. "there may not be a room for 10-15 minutes; i'll find you. " and she was gone. those words hung in the air a bit but being i spent the first few hours in the club trying to de-clench from the week that was, i let it slip by and kept at my drink in the bar. so, already negative points for no couch-coziness before the room came ready.

in 15 minutes or so tiffany comes and collects me and we wander off to a hut outside. once in the room, tiff starts in with the upgrades: "are you into come-in-mouth or anal? that will be 50 euros more each, honey. " i assure her and say we'll just do a normal session and see how things go on from there.

we strip down and lay on the bed and it's clear that tiffany has a program in mind. my hands wander to her thighs and knees and she swings around, dangling her big boobs in my face for a few minutes, then as my hands wander back down to her hips, she swings around again and starts with a very-decent bbbj. but within 2-3 minutes she stops it and curls-up next to me, very gfe (which i told her i was looking for) but with her knees remained decidedly together. seeking to remedy this, i moved down from her neck and breasts, down her belly to nibble and knobble at her very pretty pussy.

they say sex is riding a bicycle, but if i relied on tiffany's speed to orgasm as a gauge of anything, i'm frikken' lance armstrong. with her already heavy into the phony moaning, she fakes one and is done in about 2-3 minutes, flat. then she pulls herself back away and starts checking her watch. i, of course, don't have one nor my phone at that time, so i have to believe her "i'm sorry honey, but our time is nearly up. " schtick. "did you want to spend more time? " well, i haven't even had a chance to get her knees apart, so the answer would be yes. sure enough, she looks happy at this and so i start my move up her body. kissing up her knees, legs, hips and breasts, i'm on top of her when she wiggles both legs together beneath and between my legs, and says "i know what the price is supposed to be, but i always get 100 for an hour. is this a problem? "

yep. that's it, i've had enough. it's a problem. so i get off, get dressed and start for the door. she's quickly dressed and right behind me, walking me happily through the crowd to the locker room.

but i'm not looking happy. i've been rooked and i'm feeling really pissed-off. it's almost poetic the first session is a ripoff, possibly the single-worst session i've ever had at a sauna club. in honesty, i've also had a crap day, so i'm ready to let it go and move on, or so i thought. she takes her money and without even a thank-you, leaves quickly.

cranky doesn't begin to describe my next hour. feeling like a chump, i try cooling my heels in the jacuzzi again, but my grumbling even annoys my companions. i do warn them off, pointing her out in the crowd to my fellow mongers, to warn her off.

my warning: do not go with tiffany, under any circumstances. i've since sent a mail to the staff at gt but, as one of my cohorts said then, there's not much they will do. all we can do is avoid her, and perhaps say "her clothes designer says hello". she'll get it.

i should have gone to the desk to complain, but somehow i'm getting a fatalistic burn and i just want to leave. i tell the others that i've had enough, i'm not in the mood today and i say goodbye, and as i leave the lounge my luck changes.

[Monger Jim]

full disclosure: first time to gt and i speak only english.

arrived at front door today, sunday, at exactly 1pm -- thanks to the help of german (non)speed limits on highways from cologne. observed 6-10 mongers waiting near the door for the lunch bell to ring. judging by the thread reports, i expected a rush of bodies, once the door opened, but civility prevailed.

in spite of the recent postings on this thread, the receptionist told me $50/hhr, $25/2nd hhr, $25 extra for cim, cob, cof and $50 extra for anal.
both my sessions were $50/hhr with $25 cim "bonus"

i was surprised how most of the boys headed straight for the cold cuts and bar -- i was able to walk right up to my first choice (of about 15 sws milling about) and asked caroline if she would rather finish her lunch or go to a room with me. cha-ching! she put her arm around my neck, gave me a nice dfk and said, "lunch can wait." i have not seen, nor can find an "inventory" list on this thread, but caroline spoke english very well (said she lived with her uncle in beverly hills, california, usa, for 3 years), was about 5'8" in heels, a dark-haired, trim beauty, with lots of very sensual body ink. (by the way, she said that she works at a major hotel in a major city as "reception," and that many other sws also work the hotel industry. so, even in non-action spots, it doesn't hurt to ask reception, "do you have any friends who date businessmen from out-of-town?

we went to a room, where i asked her which bonues she liked best, and she replied, "ft," and when i asked what that was, she said, "...complete oral to cim, or on my face or on my body." i grin; sounds great!
caroline: looks/attitude/service 9/9/9 -- what is perfection? hope i don't know yet! would repeat ... daily.

after shower, i sampled the lunch choices, then walked the grounds, inside and outside. boy was i impressed! i've never been to such a nice place, and with a splash of sunshine, for a change, i took some sun with the "boys" breathing the fresh air.

once recharged (well, at least, rested) i walked back into the room, where there were visible large seating groups of boys and girls. i scanned all the girls and walked over to polish eza and told her that i wanted to watch a movie with her. beautiful smile and a very wet dfk (great lips!) and off we went (the cinema is what many here refer to as the kino).

we climbed onto one of the side beds, as several of the others were busy. i asked if she would be happy with a cim bonus, sold! must have only lasted 29 minutes or she just didn't care -- neither did i as i would have been fine with that treatment for a full hour, with charges. eza asked if i wanted to finish in a room, but i enjoyed the attention and we stayed in the kino.
looks/attitude/service: 6/7/8 (heavily padded swimsuit top is false advertising, after all), would repeat.

one comment, regarding gps instructions: having read about how easy those devices are, i have as much trouble with them as i have searching these forums (sorry jackson!) -- i was using a borrowed tomtom, and, when i input the city as "bruggen," i had to know that de was germany, and didn't know whether to select viersen, hildesheim, kerpen, bonen, braunlingen or wolpertswende). after trial-and-error, the destination with the "viersen" choice came the closest to the routes described by posters in this thread -- whew! i am glad that i did the gps setup and research in my cologne hotel room this morning -- i've had enough close calls, trying to reset my gps while driving in the left lane (the 2-meter wide versions).

all in all this was one very nice place to visit and the germans are really onto something that might calm us all down in the us.

jimeboy

[Christy]

I've been there in january.

A wonderful place, don't miss it!

[Warsteiner]

Does anyone know if Kandy, the hot little brunette spinner still works here?

I'm not too sure if she still works there but according to the Dutch board she only used to work on Tuesday's so that would be your best bet. I've visited the club on a Thursday, Saturday and Sunday in the last month and haven't see here then.

[Breadman]

Does anyone know if Kandy, the hot little brunette spinner still works here?

[Basketcase]

True, this guy was German and I don't know how much he paid but he spent at least 30 mins brekafasting with her after she had already got the room key, another 2-3 hours in the room and then at least 30-45 mins eating the evening meal with her so he pretty much had her for half the day. It may have been longer but I left at about 8pm.

The guy was definitely no Brad Pitt type but had her laughing most of the time so it just goes to show euros and a good sense of humor will get you far in these places with emphasis on the euros.

It was two guys with one guy taking her twice if I understand correctly. The guy you must have saw was the twice session guy. She was booked out from 11:20 all the way to 20:00 when you left.

He is a cool guy and I respect him. We share stories and experiences.

I hope to get a look in myself next time I am there to see Lisa.

If not I will be happy seeing my other darling babes at Goldentime - see my reports for who they all are.

Cheers,

Londonbasketcase