SC Sauna Club Living Room - Kaarst

[ACALover]

Had a wonderful visit at LR on Saturday my first visit to this club ever.

Rumor is true only 6 rooms, downstairs was taped off. The cinema was converted to two beds with semi privacy, did one girl there. Definitely not as much fun with some other couple so close.

Great food all day, excellent coffee in the machine, and plenty of cold beer. Enjoyed sauna but not the hot tub.

For the important stuff.

Highlight was Colombian Maria! Man is she nice and such an awesome body if you are into super skinny. Great girl. I can't wait to see her again.

A very close second was Daphne, great service. I gladly took up the option to cum in her tits.

Nice club, but very small and I would only go back if rooms are opened downstairs.

[Chongmal]

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[Chongmal]

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[ExpatLover]

Alcohol is a performance killer, better not to drink beer to really enjoy the FKK experience.

[Skepti10]

Nice report, it accurately describes what I observed. As a regular and a fan of the club I can say it was a low day for the lineup. Your first lady was Daphne.

Yes I think you might be right. Daphne rings a bell.

[Kuni042]

Ok. This answered it. I am shocked.

among the 6 rooms remaining for poor girls who try to make money. .

[Kuni042]

Really. They have these days only 6 rooms?? I don't believe it.

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- Only 6 rooms? Are you crazy?

[Chongmal]

LR is the smallest FKK I've been to so far. When I arrived, it seemed like there were less than 20 girls there, most of which were quite average. And in terms of facility, apparently the main bar area is non-smoking, but the smoking section is right next to it, so the smell definitely comes through. On the plus side, beer was free and the bartenders were friendly.

Gave the 50 eur and off she went. One more shower and one more round of food (yes, I ate 4 times at the club) and it was now 10 pm. The cigarette smell in the bar got progressively worse as the night wore on. I also noticed this was the only club I've been to where there were noticeably more men than women in the club. There were only about 30 women working on this Saturday night as well.

Cost.

Transport: 11.05 e (train to Dusseldorf) + 5. 90 e (to Living Room) + 7. 56 e (to Cologne) = 24.51 e.

Entrance: 60 e.

SP 50 e.

Sonia / Sonja: 60 e.

Mary / Meri: 50 e.

Total: 244.51 e.

Overall Opinion:

Pros.

Nice report, it accurately describes what I observed. As a regular and a fan of the club I can say it was a low day for the lineup. Your first lady was Daphne. LR is know for three things: very service oriented ladies at fair price, a lot of smoke in the club and frequent controls impacting the offerings. You got the full experience. The only things I would add to the report are: in the morning there were some 30 men and about 5 women in the club, at about 9:30 pm there was a malfunction in the kitchen requiring the electrician to be called out and I was still able to find some nice women to session. The club is still doing their best to minimize waiting times for the key. Sometimes less information published is better. I use discretion and don't go into details here and hope others will consider this and do the same.

[Sirioja]

LR like Samya are sauna clubs, not real FKK, even most of Sharks or Oase girls are not full naked. Only sometimes, on late night, some girls are full naked at GT or LR.

Maybe your first was Melissa with piercing above lip?

Only 6 rooms for more than 1 week. Poor girls at LR, poor business wasting time waiting, and when I regret so many know or read me in this low, bad level business, among so many bullshits in this bullshit land, I was told what may be the worst about new way to manage rooms. From GFE land where could have long time rooms enjoying great girls, to rabbit rooms now?

[Skepti10]

Continuing on from my first ever Germany trip!

Seeing as I was in Cologne for a few days, decided to visit Dusseldorf city on my way to Living Room for one of the days. Took the train from Cologne hbf to Dusseldorf hbf. From there I walked to the promenade through Konigsallee, made a small loop then walked back to hbf. I have to say, these Christmas markets seem pretty mediocre, really not sure why the crowds are so big.

From Dusseldorf hbf I took the S 28 to Kaarst. 30 minutes, nice and easy. After that it was only a 5-10 min walk to Living Room. I reached there at 4. 30 pm. When I told the receptionist it was my first time she was nice enough to ask one of the girls to show me around. One thing to note, they don't have the small wallet lockers other clubs do, so instead everything is kept in the main lockers. After a quick shower, I checked out the bar.

LR is the smallest FKK I've been to so far. When I arrived, it seemed like there were less than 20 girls there, most of which were quite average. And in terms of facility, apparently the main bar area is non-smoking, but the smoking section is right next to it, so the smell definitely comes through. On the plus side, beer was free and the bartenders were friendly.

I chilled out with a beer and scoped out the girls, none were to my liking. At the couches on the far side I see this old fella with white hair just going to town on this blonde girl, with a couple of guys and girls watching the action. Now that's something I've never experienced before haha. Apparently this was the gentlemen's second public session that day, good for him!

After 10 minutes or so I see this dark haired brunette walk past who seemed pretty, but she left to the food area pretty quickly. Seeing as literally no one else caught my eye, I followed her and had some currywurst while waiting for her to finish. Gave her some eye contact to let her know I'm interested. She was eating with 2 other girls, and I noted the blonde one had a pretty face too.

After both of us finished eating, we moved over back to the bar and chatted for a while. Unfortunately I completely forgot about her name so instead I'll call her "Stud piercing (SP)" instead. SP said she was 24 and Romanian. She had a few tattoos and a stud piercing between her lips and her nose. Nice breasts and a flat stomach. 7/10 face and 8/10 body. After a few minutes we agreed to go to the room for 50 eur, 30 minutes with BBBJ. Unfortunately all the rooms were busy (the place only had 6 rooms!) and she suggested the porno room. Now I had no idea this was just another room with porn movies playing on the screen, I thought it was a wide open area (like Oase) so I declined the room and asked to wait. She looked at me pretty weirdly at that haha.

Soon a room becomes available, but unfortunately it's room 6 which was crazy hot. We fuck for about 20-25 minutes in a variety of the normal positions but I'm unable to finish. I have to say, SP looked fantastic in missionary with her legs in the hair, breasts swinging and abs flexed. She had a pretty lackluster BJ though. After the session I gave her the 50 eur and went to try the sauna (after the obligatory shower).

A few minutes was all I could take, then off for another shower then upstairs for another round of food. Once finished I grabbed another beer and sat by the benches near the women on benches. I make eye contact with the blonde from earlier and exchanges smiles for a few minutes. Finish my beer, went to get another drink from the bar and didn't see anyone prettier so motioned to blonde to sit with me. Her name was Sonia / Sonja.

Sonja said she was 21, and with her youthful I'm inclined to believe her. Her hair was dyed blonde. Her body was quite pale (which I like) but didn't have the slimmest body. 7. 5/10 face 6/10 body. She mentioned she's only been in the club a month, and she was trying out the club, but didn't seem super thrilled. We soon settled on 50 eur, 30 min with a long BBBJ. Again we had to wait a few minutes for a room and off we went.

In the room I decided to change things up a little, and spent some time kissing up and down her body (intersped with some very active BJs). It paid dividends as I ended up with a super GFE session where she seemed very willing to DFK. After 30 minutes without a release previously, I decided just to stay in missionary and managed to finish within 15-20 minutes. After we cleaned up Sonja surprised me by lying back down and engaged me in further conversation. GFE indeed. But eventually I decided to head out of the room and I gave her a 10 eur tip on top of the 50. I'm sure some people here will tell me not to tip the girls, but I wanted to give her a little something extra, and at the end of the day it's my money so I'll do whatever the hell I feel like.

Another shower and I'm off to have another plate of food. Then just relaxed a bit at the Jacuzzi, then at the outdoor area with the heated lamps, beer fridge and tv.

Throughout the stay I've seen this dark skinned girl with crazy curly hair and a super nice ass. At first I thought her face was very average (perhaps even below average) but after smiling she definitely became prettier. Her name was Mary / Meri.

Mary said she's half Colombian half Bulgarian. She claimed she was 22 and had been working in the club for about a year. 7/10 face 8/10 body. Her English was pretty poor but we still managed to converse just fine. I tried to suggest anal but so far every girl in Samya & LR declined which was a shame. Maybe the +50 eur isn't a good enough incentive? She had the best ass for it too! But she redeemed herself by saying she likes BJ so I suggested 50 eur, 30 minutes with long BBBJ, with an additional 30 eur if she managed to CIM.

Luckily no wait for rooms this time so away we went. Inside the room she took off her top and I was disappointed to see some sag (baby damage) on her breasts. Perhaps this was why a lot of girls hide themselves in clothes at these clubs? Anyway I was too lazy to try for GFE this time so just laid down and let her work, while watching on the ceiling mirror. Her BJ was surprisingly average, but her professional level HJ had me on the edge almost immediately. Had to stop her multiple times as the sensation was almost too much. Then we moved to CG (so I could keep watching from the ceiling mirror) and doggie (so I could play with her amazing ass). Her skin and hair made me think of Caribbean women so I fantasized about us being in a beach side shack in the Bahamas. Unfortunately it was still too soon since my last session, and while she almost got me over the line at the beginning, I could tell I wasn't able to cum any time soon so I decided to end the session.

Gave the 50 eur and off she went. One more shower and one more round of food (yes, I ate 4 times at the club) and it was now 10 pm. The cigarette smell in the bar got progressively worse as the night wore on. I also noticed this was the only club I've been to where there were noticeably more men than women in the club. There were only about 30 women working on this Saturday night as well.

Cost.

Transport: 11.05 e (train to Dusseldorf) + 5. 90 e (to Living Room) + 7. 56 e (to Cologne) = 24.51 e.

Entrance: 60 e.

SP 50 e.

Sonia / Sonja: 60 e.

Mary / Meri: 50 e.

Total: 244.51 e.

Overall Opinion:

Pros.

- All girls seemed very willing to go for 50 eur /30 min sessions.

- Very accessible by public transport.

- Beer is included in cost of entry.

- Able to use my phone without anyone saying anything.

Cons.

- Girl quality was lower. No stunners.

- Girl quantity was way too low.

- Most girls were covered up, making it more difficult to tell their body imperfections (stretch marks, etc).

- Only 6 rooms? Are you crazy?

[Sirioja]

The doors that had been identified have all been exchanged with the proper replacements. In the basement, all rooms with tilt and swing windows can be justified as having an alternate emergency exit. There was another issue identified during the re-inspection that resulted in the doors being hard sealed shut until this is resolved. I heard rumors but nothing so solid zi would repeat it hear. The best we can hope for is that the club can come back. Had they been able to keep last Friday's lineup for three weeks I think there would have been some success to bring back daytime bears.

We always think it can never happen, only to others, but LR is a place receiving public who don't know how work this building. No safety exit when you are in 2 men lockers, so go under shower, make water work and stay down to the floor when smoke will go up.

I doubt German safety services will accept rooms windows for safety exit. On next time you visit your home, ask your beloved to choose room 4 on ground floor, among the 6 rooms remaining for poor girls who try to make money. Then, after looking up at the mirror, ask her to put fire on bed, open the window, and I really wish you are a free bird like me, to jump. Since 30 years, for my free ride sessions when I go for more and more extreme, because I never died through crevices, rocks, avalanches, going through forbidden lines in Zermatt Klein Matterhorn, Val Thorens / Orelle under tyrolienne, in Verbier everybody go down to Tortin, but I go on Verbier side, because I think I can fly, I can't die. Doors are made for safety, preventing fire spreading very fast, and smoke faster, they should resist for at least 30 mn, and at least 90 cm wide, but like for any job, always better to know a bit about job rules, to be a bit efficient, and not to have problems on each control. I think they really don't need a vendetta to ruin their business, to get so many problems since 1 year, only club I hear about for so many problems, and I don't think German services want it close, because they could close it for lack of safety. It's so obvious LR is very sick from way of management: alcohol was forbidden to sale, 8 rooms closed now, when no problem at brother GT. How can girls make money like this? LR is so bad for girls business, I wish for girls they have free entry, to waste so much time waiting for one of the 6 rooms, and girls should be allowed to work when they want, when LR is most of time empty now, with long waiting on Friday and Saturday evenings.

After Oktoberfest cancelled, Christmas party when you moved to GT which close early at 1 am on Thursday, with only 6 rooms for girls, can't be worst, so they can only improve, if they are able, certainly not making weekly regulars who give business to girls going elsewhere, they have to learn how to manage, they should ask to desk girls at GT, but because I like a girl there, I wish her to get the best business, when she is not bullshit about me, she can't say I didn't tell her about this.

[Chongmal]

There is a nice lady added to the line-up tonight, Vanessa, 28 to from Nigeria. Looks very nice in her two piece costume. I haven't had a chance to see her out of it yet.

[Chongmal]

For sure, with drunk guys full of free beer, smoking, and many couches or beds or curtains which would burn very fast with toxic smoke which would kill very fast, if happen, go down and keep your face close to the floor, because smoke go up, but for sure, doors resisting to fire, usually have to resist 30 mn, to avoid fire to spread all over and smoke kill faster, are useful, when no exit when you are in 2 men lockers,

The doors that had been identified have all been exchanged with the proper replacements. In the basement, all rooms with tilt and swing windows can be justified as having an alternate emergency exit. There was another issue identified during the re-inspection that resulted in the doors being hard sealed shut until this is resolved. I heard rumors but nothing so solid zi would repeat it hear. The best we can hope for is that the club can come back. Had they been able to keep last Friday's lineup for three weeks I think there would have been some success to bring back daytime bears.

[ExpatLover]

I came to the Christmas Party. I was holding out that it would be a success. The club really needs that. Well, the Grinch of Kaarst visited last night and stole all the St Nicolas toys. On the way out he was heard mumbling, seal the doors in the basement, there will be no fun, the party will be a bummer because I'm number one.

Just after paying entry I was told by a friend that the ground floor rooms are the only beds available in the house. I was hungry so I went to the kitchen where they are serving roasted pork, smoked duck breast, potatoes, grilled onions and a nice selection of desert. After eating, I went to the bar where I found the DJ set up playing songs. I was invited to a sex club with promise of a great party and I got Rick Rolled. Many of the couches have been moved out of the smoking area. Here I counted only 11 places for sitting. The tent in the garden is nearly full where there is another food stand set up offering fresh waffles and glhwein. Back in the bar I found a seat in the corner of the bar where I watched the ladies shaking out cocktails.

Looking at the rooms downstairs I see tamperproof seals on the doors. There is no possible way that these rooms can be entered without it being noticed, which would result in heavy penalties.

Just have a look at the German forums so you will easily understand that it is a real no go club.

[Sirioja]

I repeat lovely girls on desk or at the bar, I don't know if Monika ex Heidi still working on week days, are not management, but just smiles which are important, but no power of decision. Bundesliga 2, not even Dortmund or my little beloved Borussia, decide at LR . I prefer Ferstl at Beaver Creek, higher level for me.

Shame on me, but I couldn't watch on Sunday, Ferstl won in Val Gardena on last Winter, on this Sunday Stefan Luitz won Beaver Creek giant, just back from a knee. Even Dressen and Neureuther are off at the moment, but also Sanders and Viki Rebensburg of course. Germany have great skiers, at least quality on this point.