SC Sauna Club Living Room - Kaarst

[John Traveller]

I arrive at 5 pm, and ask for the birthday free entry. "I just have to ask my boss," the reception lady says. In a few seconds the manager comes out: "Congratulations". A good start, and it would get even better. My first girl is Maia, 23 Ro blonde. Pretty good looking, good service, although technically her BJ is subpar (too much hand). Friendly, DFK, gff, good attitudes. I ask her about her boobs, I cannot determine if they are real or not, they are big and a bit firm. She says they are real.

My second girl is Bella, 26? Ro brunette. Small boobs, good BJ. Otherwise same same as Maja. Pretty, friendly, DFK, good service and attitudes. Later I just relax and wait until the reasonably good pizza arrives at midnite.

This following is still good at Living Room and the reason it's the best club in Dusseldorf area, (as far as I know): Nice atmosphere, girls are friendly and give good service without upselling or upwalking, other staff is helpful and polite, all food / drinks included at all times. The garden and sauna / steambath are good, although small.

But the following is not as good as it was one year ago: lineup quantity (number) and quality (optiks). This also means also the sex ratio is less favourable, there's wall-to-wall of icebears, blocking the view with their large white furs (robes), LOL! The situation is acceptable though, it's no problem to find a nice girl. Still, finding a real good looking one is a bit tricky as the best ones (read: spinners) are usually busy. Like Samira: what are your experiences with her?

Issues as before are these: few showers, waiting time for rooms, smoke.

Anyway, I was satiesfied with my evening, the main point is that the the girls give good sex in a relaxed setting.

[Chongmal]

But Saturday nights at LR, is long room waits (at least in the past).

I've been in the club frequently over the past two months. I have only had to wait twice, the past two Saturdays, and even these waits were less than 30 minutes. Many other days I had a choice of the best women and best rooms. It seems that since January many men have chosen to venture elsewhere.

[HungryStud101]

I mean that I never commit myself to one hour session (I did only one time in 6 sens). I just ask the girl if she's OK for kissing and for you-know-what, if she says "only for one hour or for a tip" that's "bye bye have a good evening". I pay I decide. But you've done everything right in LR.

You're talking about a Bella, does she have a gap between her teeth? And for Leah I agree with you, she's a little thick but I was kinda attracted to her boobs.
I forgot, the barmaid Roxy was a WG some time ago thick and I had a good time with her.

Bella does have a gap. And yes Leah is thick but I was kind of attracted to her too.

I would season with Roxie. I asked and she said something with the word never in it but she was blushing.

[McAdonis]

I have to say, the first impression was not good. It was a let down and the girls looks were about a step down. I thought "what am I doing here?" You can put four or five LRs inside of Sharks or Oase.

Yah, Sharks optics overall much, much better. But I find the Hessen WGs are more mercenary. They seem more stressed. Sharks is hyper-competitive due to the quantity of WGs. On any given Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday at Sharks, the WGs expect there to be a horde of male customers, and their confidence / optimism with regards to extracting money from the tourists is extremely high. Like all investment gurus advise, it is best to enter the market when pessimism is high and bargains can be found.

Even on the peak nights I mention, the over-optimism dissipates by the end of the night, and girls become more reasonable with their asking price. As Siri reported, he had success with one Oase WG recently. At rush hour Saturday night, WG demanded 150 EUR for one hour, he counter-offered 100 EUR per hour. He stood his ground. She ran away. But at 3 in the morning after all the potential customers went home, Siri was still there. The market was no longer overheated. There was no mention of money, she asked him to room. She tacitly agreed to his earlier financial proposal. Not everyone has the luxury, willpower, or time to stay until closing.

Small club like LR, you don't deal with these dynamics. WG's are often reasonable. But Saturday nights at LR, is long room waits (at least in the past).

[BigBuddy69]

I mean that I never commit myself to one hour session (I did only one time in 6 sens). I just ask the girl if she's OK for kissing and for you-know-what, if she says "only for one hour or for a tip" that's "bye bye have a good evening". I pay I decide. But you've done everything right in LR.

You're talking about a Bella, does she have a gap between her teeth? And for Leah I agree with you, she's a little thick but I was kinda attracted to her boobs.
I forgot, the barmaid Roxy was a WG some time ago and I had a good time with her.

[HungryStud101]

Very nice report. I think you can forget about the DFKs with Luana. Actually you can probably forget any hopes of good service. For the interview with the girls, I never mention the time I want to spend because I never decide before how long I will stay and I never mention the time because in LR the club rates are enforced. I'm not in favor of reporting BBBJ but you do what you want. I guess that you're into pornstar looks. Your Milika is probably Melica. Thanks for the intel about Myriam, she must be the tall blonde with a tattoo around her thigh we were speaking about.

I'm glad I passed on Luana, then.

As for time, you mean at LR, you can go to the room and then decide when you are done and not the girl?

Is it Milika or Melica. I was calling her Melinka all night. On the way out I had the Madam write the name down for me. She wrote it in cursive. BigBuddy, I like all of Basken Robbins flavors for different reasons. I think Melica filled a void or scratched an itch that I wanted Gina to scratch. I like her and I would repeat with her and award her with the hour next time. She was probably the nest of the trip so far. Up until Miss M. , I was doing spinners, cuties, and one absolute knock-out princess. I think I will try a few more porn stars because she made me cum in the sack after 9 sessions in 3 days with almost no sleep. But it is like the MLB or NFL draft. Maybe you need a pitcher or a Running Back but you take the best available athlete in the first round.

I don't know what to say about the BBBJ thing? Three days and no problems at all.

Really, we shouldn't mention ISG to the girls and we have to hope that the feminists avoid it. I think the police read our reports and show up in the off hours to session with the good ones.

Masā' al-khayr, HungryStud! A great, detailed report. About Merriam, that's the same girl we were talking about here a few days ago.

A trend in NRW since the New Sex Order took over appears to be: more German girls, fewer non-Europeans. Also, the growth in English-speaking started by the Romanians has been reversed. They feel they have to learn German now.

No Brasileiras at LR and 1 at LR No other South Americans. Funny you should say that about the language. I asked BElla from RO if she had ever worked at GTs and she said "No way, I can't speak German. ".

I like to do the German girls. Why? Because they are the local fare. At GT they had a nice selection. Celine says she was born in Germany but her parents are Turkish.

P.S. - My friend from the US told me that there were a lot of Turks at LR. I'm for certain I only met one Turk and she had my dick in her mouth the entire time. I thought that there were many German men and only a few middle eastern men. I met a few guys from Belgium and Japanese contingent (one of them is a regular) and only one other American. I think only 2 other Americans in two days.

[Sirioja]

Some LR girls won t go for full GFE services for only 50 , at least one won t even go for 50 € room, she really doesn't need this kind of fast fucking clients, unless she falls in love to have fast orgasm.

[BigBuddy69]

Very nice report. I think you can forget about the DFKs with Luana. Actually you can probably forget any hopes of good service. For the interview with the girls, I never mention the time I want to spend because I never decide before how long I will stay and I never mention the time because in LR the club rates are enforced. I'm not in favor of reporting BBBJ but you do what you want. I guess that you're into pornstar looks. Your Milika is probably Melica. Thanks for the intel about Myriam, she must be the tall blonde with a tattoo around her thigh we were speaking about.

[Polyamorist]

Day #3 - I just got back in from the Living Room Sauna Club in Kaarst.

I came, I balled, I licked some ass!

Masā' al-khayr, HungryStud! A great, detailed report. About Merriam, that's the same girl we were talking about here a few days ago.

A trend in NRW since the New Sex Order took over appears to be: more German girls, fewer non-Europeans. No Africans, Brazilians, Thais (remember Joy). Am I right? What a loss. Also, the growth in English-speaking started by the Romanians has been reversed. They feel they have to learn German now.

[Sirioja]

At GT or LR, brother clubs, you can ask on both desk a discount 25 € to visit the other club on same day, so, 95 for both.

LR German pornstar look who is smiling and lovely, is Melika, not busy on this Friday night in a slow LR with no wait for room, maybe she likes Milka chocolate which is sponsor for best women skiers. Also new German at LR, Melina. Full tattooed is friendly behavior Sara.

On average, LR and GT level in bed are higher level than in Hessen, less small pussies, higher sexual potential, higher GFE, some really wild women, even can sometimes find high level girls in Hessen, among so many little girls. And unfortunately, high performers like Jeni. Ro, Lily, Daria, left LR.

Pia. De at GT is a men eater for extreme sex.

[HungryStud101]

Day #3 - I just got back in from the Living Room Sauna Club in Kaarst.

I came, I balled, I licked some ass!

On the train from Koln, take the Kaarsten IKEA stop. (I went one stop too far.).

I walked over to the LR at about 6:30 from my hotel. I was very tired from my 2-day ordeal and blood letting at Sharks but I said to myself, your here at least go for dinner. If there is no one worthy of your lust than eat dinner drink a beer and go back to the hotel for an early night and catch up on some sleep. At least you can say you were in the LR. Hah!

The receptionist charged me 60 Euro. For this, all drinks are included including some of the best beer Germany has to offer. I asked about the transfer to Golden Times and she said that you have to come to Living Room first and she will give you a 25 Euro voucher to get into GTs for 35 Euro total. For some reason, you cannot go to GT's first and then get the voucher. Also, she pointed out that GTs is a 50 minute drive and it closes at 2 am while LR is open till 4 am. Maybe she is snowing me but that is what the receptionist said. Also, there is no longer a shuttle between GT and LR. She turned me over to a cute blond 21 year old girl from Romania named Luanna to show me around. Luanna would do a 30 minute 50 Euro appointment with DFK and BBBJ but no cum in mouth for any price (I took it as that). She is cute and I thanked her and walked on.

I have to say, the first impression was not good. It was a let down and the girls looks were about a step down. I thought "what am I doing here?" You can put four or five LRs inside of Sharks or Oase. I had a chance to eat and there weren't as many choices as Sharks but the fare was quite good with chicken gyro and potato wedges with delicious cucumber salad. After dinner I went and got a beer. They had the Franziskaner Weissbier which a friend of mine argued is the best beer in all of Germany. All beer is free here.

I went out to the living room (mine at home may be bigger) and I looked for some girls. First, I was jumped and practically raped by Bonnie from Bulgaria. She is not my type but she was nice about it. Later, she gave me DFK in the outside tent like the old days. I stopped after one sexy kiss because I remembered the old rule from my 2012 visits: Kiss her and you have to session. Next, a fat squatty girl from Germany walked up to me and introduced herself. I wouldn't fuck this one for free. She asked me what kind of a girl I liked and I pointed to her friend in the corner: a tall statuesque Blond German girl named Merriam with two long pig tails. She looked like she walked out of a Wagner opera. If she had a Viking helmet on and a snake in one hand and a shield in the other, I would of done her right there. The fat girl waddled away and I interviewed Merriam. I asked if she would do a 50 Euro 30 minute appointment with DFK and BBBJ. She said yes and I noticed her teeth weren't the greatest but what the heck. I reiterated "you DFK. I mean kiss with tongues for 50 Euro?" and Merriam said "yes but not so much. " Alvetizen Merriam. Wrong answer and I walked away and went in sat in the corner and sulked.

Cleo from Moldavia came and talked to me and she was nice. She would do the 30 minute appointment. She is a big buxom girl and probably fun. Her hair looked like Cleopatra. I told her I just got here. I bumped into Amelia from Serbia. Now I liked the looks of this curly haired gal and her skin felt so good. She had some moisturizer on that made my hand slide over her body. She was wearing this soft beige pink classy lingerie. I asked about the 30 minute appointment and she said that she doesn't work a lot. She does this for fun and that she wants a nice guy. She said that she has to wait for a room to open up so it isn't worth it for a 30 minute 50 Euro appointment. She wants an hour. No problem I told her and she said "think about it" and she walked on.

I had to sit there a second and re-calibrate myself. This is a different club. It is smaller and slower paced and you can have a conversation and the girls seemed to be more approachable to have conversations. You could say no and they didn't stomp off mad. Just then two girls sat down. A real cute spinner named Celine from Germany (of Turkish decent) and her friend Lea, also from Germany. Lea was thicker and she was a solid 6. 5-7 ish but I liked her ass. Celine was out of the mold of that classic spinner I appreciate. She was a 8-9 in the spinner class. I thought "why not?" I sat down and introduced myself. I thought this little sex pot (reminded me of Venus from Sharks) was going to be my first Shot-on-goal for the LR and then I could go home. I ask Celine about a 30 min 50 Euro session with BBBJ and DFK and she said OK and put us on the waiting list for a room. She said I could touch her pussy but not penetrate her with my hands. She also said she does not penetrate men's assholes with fingers either. She loves interactive 3-sums and will get Merriam or Lea etc. And it is 50 Euro each and another 50 Euro each for the show. Whoa Celine. Let us just try you and I first I suggest and maybe next week we do a 3-way. She also explained that sessions can no longer be extended for 25 more Euro. That ended a long time ago she said. As we are waiting for the room a smoking hot girl walks up. She is a German girl named Milika and she is a blond wild looking girl with a porn star ass and tits. Melinka will give Gina from Sharks a run for her money except Milinka is hotter. "but Hungry, you got to dance with the one you show up at the dance with," I tell myself. I am committed to Celine.

A room downstairs opens up and it is an orgy room that could fit about a dozen people. I have the smallest girl in the place. I decide to lay down and let her do all the work. She crawls on me to provide nice DFK and then she goes for the BBBJ and does a nice job. She provides lots of spit and I encourage her to use her hand. I ask for a 69 but she said she can do it but not for long because that position hurts her shoulder. In fact, she is getting the massage later to fix it. I say OK well blow me some more and she does a good job. I fuck her cow girl (CG) and then doggie and first I eat her out from behind. She is so nice I have to have my tongue in that pussy. I am banging her but I don't want to work. I lay down and I tell her to work her BBBJ with hand and spit magic and she jacks me off. She is beautiful and I recommend her. SOG#1 is in the books for 50 Euro. Not bad. I would repeat.

I walk upstairs and I am at the bar. I meet another wild looking German girl named Sarah and we talk. She has a distinct German jaw line and her face looks like Anastasia from Sharks with darker hair and she is tatted up wearing a red matching bra and panties with sexy red fish net socks that truthfully don't appear very functional. I am thinking she is 2nd to Milinka. If she plays her cards right she can make 50 Euro. She asks if I want to session. I said I just got done with Celine. She said "Where is Celine. Did you eat her?" I had to laugh at that well natured insult. My retort was "No. But I flattened her out into a pancake on the bed. " I grabbed her by the arm and said "Please come down and help me peal her off the sheets and try to revive her. " Just then Celine came up and we all had a good laugh. I meet a guy from Chicago and he says Rose is a great session. I talk to her and she is not the Rose from GTs. She has never even been to GTs and I think she was the one that said "I can't work there. I don't speak Deutsche. ".

I sat at a couch at the bar and 4 ROs take strafing runs at me, one after another. Each one sits on the couch and a few of them kiss me and touch my penis. I decide that I am going to make a run at Milika. I let one get away at Sharks I am still kicking myself over and I am waiting for Milika so I must be firm and strong. Ahh, but the flesh is weak. The first RO was named Yari and I could deal with turning her away but it got tougher. The 2nd RO girl to take a run at me was a persistent little dark haired spinner named Bella, she almost has me but Bella gives up after rubbing all over me and leaning into me for 10 minutes. The third RO is named Arriana. She is a tall slim brunette with the perkiest "be-Cup" boobs in the place. She is wearing a blue pantie and I tell her I love her outfit. Hungry Jr. Is getting hard. I do take this opportunity to massage the perfect young breasts she has but no, I am waiting Milika out. A 4th RO makes a run. It is a 28 year old blond that was the least attractive. I fondle her ass but send her away after 5 minutes. This is quite fun.

All of a sudden Milika surfaces. She is wearing a one piece black lingerie that shows off her porn star ass. I go and talk to her and surprisingly she is ok with a 30 minute BBBJ and DFK. She signs us up for a room. I tell her I can hardly wait and she suggests the Keno. I ask "can we still have sex in there like the old days" and she says "yes, but the time starts as soon as we walk in" and suggests we wait for a room because that will be better. She has a drink with me which is cool. I grab her ass and she moves my hand so that is higher up and smiles as if to say "in the room. ".

A room opens up and Milika motions me over. I am dancing my way over to her. I stop and congratulate Sarah. I tell her that she came in 2nd (LOL). Milika is session #2. Sarah will be next week.

We go in the room and she spreads out a sheet and ties her hair back. She has tats on her side and down her legs and beautiful blond hair and enhanced "the-cup" breasts with pierced nipples and she is a little sturdier and stockier than the spinners I have been doing. She crawls on me and gives me this porn star tongue kiss. She goes down on Hungry JR and provides a wicked porn star BBBJ with spit. It is almost a little too rough because Hungry Jr has done 9 sessions now in 3 days. I say nothing and let her drive the car. I am holding on for dear life with this crazy driver at the wheel. I look over at the mirror and it is like my own porno. She is better than anything I could have imagined with Gina. I suggest a 69 and she says ok but warns me to be gentle. I understand this and I am very gentle with her pussy. I make my way up to her asshole and lick that too. I just had to. She crawls up on me and does reverse CG and lets down her long blond extensions and is fucking me like I'm Johnny Wad with her hair polishing my body. She turns around and is fucking me CG in several positions. I need to get the Kamasutra manual out and Good Touch Bad Touch Bear in order to show you guys what she is doing. It was beyond description. Her hair is flowing in my face and polishing my body. She looks facially like an old girlfriend that dumped me. She then she starts to DFK me like Sika the porn star as I fill the condom.

In the after glow there are high fives and I am repeating "Oh my God" over and over. Next visit she would like to do an interactive duo. I said who would you pick and she says Celine. I am thinking maybe Sarah. That would be deliciously wicked. Celine's too small. She might get hurt and I hadn't tried Sarah yet.

SOG#2 is in the books. This one could be a porn star. She says "Of course. I'm an international provider. " The best 50 Euro I have spent this trip. I pay her and have another special beer and some late night pizza. I am flirting with the bar tender, a cute RO named Roxxie. She has never sessioned. I offer to go the full hour and she smiles. She puts a lemon wedge in my beer and talks with me.

The late night pizza is not as impressive as Oase but it is still good. I met Emma and Isabella on my way out. Emma is a very sexy RO that I would come back for.

I like LR. More girls would do a 50 Euro BBBJ and DFK session than would not. Also, Gina from Sharks wouldn't even talk to me for 50 Euro and would rather stand and smoke at her table across the bar. Milika gave me a damn good session for 50 Euro and she is as hot IMHO. Another thing that I almost forgot: Unlike Sharks, there are no cellphone Nazis. In sharks I was given 4 or 5 warnings. Not a word was mentioned here and I had it out bar-side.

If I would have started here I would still have another 300 Euro in my pockets. You just have to have the right mind set for a small club. Lots of nice girls here.

Summary
Entrance: 60 Euro
Session 1# - 30 minutes with Celine BBBJ/DFK/MPOS and Hand job finish 50 Euro - very good
Session #2 - 30 minutes with Milika BBBJ/69/DFK/ MPOS finish CG - 50 Euro - Great
Bonus - no taxis
Total - 160 Euro

[Chongmal]

The ISA hotel is very simple, and I thought the price was fair. Don't expect luxury, but they give you a simple room and simple breakfast. I stay there every time. Line up and action we're good a couple weeks ago (I'll do a write up tomorrow) but the nights are not the same without Daria shaking that little ass dancing behind the bar!

It is a no frills place, purel a chance to get flat for a couple hours. If you need a break during the day it's close enough to walk down the street for a nap and then come back when you are rested. If you ask for a single room, you should get a room with a large bed. When I asked for a double I was given a larger room with two small beds. If you tell them you are visiting the club you get a cheaper rate, €50 without breakfast. You will see several of the women and kitchen staff in the hotel day and night. If you try and book direct and they don't have any rooms, you can ask reception at the club to call and ask for you. If there still are no rooms you can try booking dot com but there price is more expensive and includes breakfast. If it's important to you, make sure to ask for a WiFi code for each device and ask them to put you in a room with better reception.

[Chongmal]

Good the club is gaining some monumentum again. The problem now is that men are coming back but maybe there aren't enough girls (the LU was a little thin last time). At the waiting time peak, were there enough avaiable girls in the main room?

Today things started out slow again. As the day progressed the bears streamed in. Between about 7 pm and 11 pm there was a short wait for rooms. I noticed two new girls, one named Micky who looked quite nice but another bear with similar taste said he would burn his money in the candle before going with her again (YMMV). The other one didn't appeal to me enough to bother to ask her name. Missing from the LU were Sophia, Ana and Bianca. Bianca will work tomorrow but I have no news on if or when Sophia or Ana will return. Another piece of good news, it was warm enough that the door was open much of the day allowing fresh air.

[Sirioja]

I know we are all different, I didn't notice Miky on Friday night, but when a girl attract me, all club can say she is not good, I don t care, I will go to her and play my own game, just because I know we are different for girls and we don t get the same from girls.

In FKK land, I only trust my friend because we met many same Russian escorts, or FKK girls I advised him. He advised me Daria when I was not so attracted, we both loved Daria, but didn't experienced same kind of sex with her, sporty for him when I m much more sporty than him, sweetness and tenderness for me. Girls don t give the same with all of us, it depends on who we are.

[Sirioja]

The ISA hotel is very simple, and I thought the price was fair. Don't expect luxury, but they give you a simple room and simple breakfast. I stay there every time. Line up and action we're good a couple weeks ago (I'll do a write up tomorrow) but the nights are not the same without Daria shaking that little ass dancing behind the bar!

For sure girls like Daria are a big loss for LR level, and not only for show behind the bar. Also blond Jeni. Ro, sweet Alissa, are real loss.

Even I was lucky for my choices with Melina. De and a really fresh Romanian girl, I made the job to be lucky they will to please me back, Melina saying: I love that, even not speaking much English, but average casting once more on this Friday, no new top beauty, only 1 would be enough for me.

Good for eyes pleasure to see Luana back. Amira and Linda not seen.