SC Sauna Club Living Room - Kaarst

[SpermBirds]

LR is pretty close to Deüss. Airport, one of the main reasons to visit the club regularly. Staff is very friendly, food is OK but nothing special. Barmaids are very friendly and most of them worked on the naked side before. Nice to chat with them once in a while during slow afternoons. Wellness is OK, Whirlpool some days out of function but available during most visits. Very quiet during several visits, it seems the club has steady competition from the low-budget clubs nearby, certainly during the afternoon bad ratio for the girls. A lot of them show up after 6 pm which can be annoying for day-clubbers.

Line-up: Romanian-dominated as usual in LR. A lot of new faces coming over from clubs anywhere for that matter. Main problem: almost no exotic types (1 black girl, no Asians, 1 Latina). A few Germans girls but most of them are pretty worthless in the sack so I stay away from those. A few Bulgarian girls, some Polish and Russian chicks but overall nothing special. Fans of large natural boobs can find their pleasure, 3 or 4 available but unfortunately 2 are terrible in the room, let's start with them.

Linda: Romanian, the-cups, longish black hair, pale skinned. Service is below average with almost no FK, to shut up about DFK. Blowjob so so. Service: 3/10 No repeat whatsoever!

Luana: Romanian, the-cups, blonde hair, pale skinned, wears glasses sometimes. Service is terrible. No talent whatsoever. DFK to be forgotten, blowjob a catastrophe. Her pussy is so narrow that fucking is an impossibility. Service: 2/10 No repeat whatsoever. Our Japanese friends seem to like her and book her all the time. She used to work in Magnum for a few months, Yin Yang too in Holland. Hopefully she'll change clubs soon, after a while all the locals will know that she is worthless in the sack. You can't survive on tourist only. Only tits and being nice is not enough. My prediction: Sharks in the summer.

Emma: Romanian, B-cups, longish black hair, pale skinned. Service is good, GFE-style in a sophisticated manner. She's smart and can talk a lot with her clients outside and I guess in the room as well since she makes long sessions most of the time. DFK are good but not great. Dito for BJ and Fucking. Nevertheless more than decent service and she is smart enough to find regular clients which book her for hours. That way she doesn't have to fuck too many times pro day and still gain plenty of money. Service: 7/10.

Issa: Romanian, be-cups, curly long black hair, pale skinned, petite girl (1. 50 m). Service is very good, GFE-style with PSE as well, nice mixture. Funny and entertaining girls, sometimes a bit over the top in the bar zone, too pushy. Well, then I skip her. DFK are good. Dito for BJ and Fucking. She is quite busy most of the times and most clients will be very happy with her performance. Service: 8/10.

Lilli: Russian, B-cups, curly long brown hair. Service is good to very good, Porn style most of the time. Service: 7/10.

Daria: Romanian, be-cups, blond hair, pale skinned. Service is excellent. DFK as it's meant to be. BJ / Fucking very good. She's smart, funny and entertaining at all time. Plenty of social time as well. Service: 9/10 Recommended without any doubt.

Ramona: Romanian, be-cups, reddish long hair, pale-skinned. Service is nothing special at all. DFK are good, BJ / Fucking average. Service: 5/10.

Daniela: Romanian, C-cups, long black hair. Service is good to very good. DFK is ok, BJ / Fucking very nice. She's a bit strange and defensive sometimes in the bar zone but once you get her confidence going a little bit she opens up and it turns out she's quite funny. Service: 7/10.

Amira: Romanian, see-cups, long brown hair. Service is OK but nothing special. She always seems to be in a hurry and rush through the club looking for the next customer. Too business-orientated sometimes. Service: 5/10.

Svenja: Eritrean, A-cups, brown curly Afro hair. Service is so so but she tries her best. She needs to improve from my POV but her exotic looks are enough to be busy with the locals most of the time. Good for them but not my cup of tea. Service: 4/10.

[BigBuddy69]

By the way Lorena is still working in LR.

[PussyLiccker]

I like the CK underwear myself, it's cute.

[Finnish Fucker]

Luana and lavinia were present at the opening. For once luana was not topless, still wearing CK lingerie.

Last Wednesday Luana was wearing a sexy black one piece underwear. Improvement compared to CK lingerie she ofter wears.

[TheCross]

On to the girls.

I got there at about 2 pm Sat, Feb. 18. Pretty dead. Not many guests and about 10 girls. None of them really caught my eye. Took a shower, grabbed some food, and went to the sauna. Came back up at 3 pm to check it out again. No one really caught my eye but a slim Romanian girl grabbed my hand while I was walking around. Chatted for a while. I was horny enough to not wait for better pickings.

Natasha (straight black hair, 20's).

Looks: 6.

Service: Good.

Repeat: Not likely but a good encounter.

The place was dark, so I couldn't see her properly. She had a few stretch marks and seemed a little worn out. She was nice though and service was good, so I have no complaints about the first encounter of the day.

Rowena? Irina? Ana? Something like that. Music was loud. (curly blonde hair, 20's, walked around with a towel around her even though she was free).

Looks: 7.

Service: Good.

Repeat: Safe choice.

Massage (she's pretty weak though), fun, very easy to talk to.

Evening now and way more people. Very international crowd and lots of girls and guests. Kept my eye out for well reviewed girls and found some. Thanks ISG. .

Beatrice.

Looks: 8.

Service: Amazing.

Repeat: Definitely.

She likes to flick her tongue. Drives me crazy. A+.

By now, it's 1 am and I'm very tired after 3 sessions. But it's my vacation, so I decided to indulge myself. #4.

Olivia.

Looks: 9.2 Victoria Secret esque body.

Service: Amazing.

Repeat: Definitely.

Won't put too much details but by far the best of the day and not because of looks. A+++++.

[Trans Atlantic]

PL. I wished I stayed an extra day. LR was better than GT and Aca on this trip.

[TheCross]

This is my first time in Germany. I had a vacation here, so I'd already decided to try a FKK / Saunaclub while planning my trip. I live in NA and use escorts, so while it's not the same thing, I'm not new to Pay-4-Play.

Little bit about me, just to give everyone an idea. Asian, 180 cm, slim / athletic, do some sports, appear early 20's and honestly look easily manipulable. Going into this, I already know that girls are going to try to shark me because of it and my nationality. It's part of the reason why I chose LR. I've heard that there isn't much upselling here for basic stuff (LFK / DFK, multiple positions, etc). Turns out, didn't run into it at all.

I'd been reading tons of reviews here and on freiercafe (google translated) to make sure I had a good first experience. Just giving back to the community that helped me out. I was bouncing between Living Room and FKK Sharks for a long time and decided to go with LR. Very glad I did.

The Club:

+Super clean (there are people cleaning the place non-stop).

+Nice showers, lockers, and facilities (sauna, jacuzzi, steam room, massage).

+Good hot food (lasagna, meat loaf, mashed potato, steamed veggies, salad, etc, etc).

+Good ambiance (girls are happy and occasionally dance behind the bar, songs, general mood, etc).

-Small (very small quiet relaxing area. Literally only 2 small couches).

-Smoking (Everyone smokes indoors. It's hard to describe the layout of the house with words but basically, it's supposed to be a smoking "room" but it's part of the house without any walls or doors, so it gets everywhere and is more like a integrated lounge that doesn't do shit. As a non-smoker from NA, I'm not used to everyone smoking indoors. I'd rather not die of cancer).

-Dark (Might be personal, but I don't like places that are too dark. Can't see the girls properly unless you get up close.).

-Water (You can get beer by yourself, in a tent at the back. Why not water? If you want water, you have to ask the bartender and she'll give you water in the tiniest cup ever. I literally had to ask for water like 20 times yesterday and I 1-shot the damn water every time.).

Overall, it's a nice place. You can tell it's a converted house. Not a big deal, who really goes there for the facilities anyway? Besides being small, I'm sure the rest are personal criticisms. The girls are pretty aggressive. Walk over and chat, unbidden. Legit, stare at you. They'll try to convince you to pick them. Maybe it's like that everywhere? I rather liked it, TBH.

Very international crowd too. Saw French, German, Japanese, Indian, American. Girls told me they never see Koreans. Not too surprised at that. LOL. Met a very cool German guy and we had great conversations throughout the day. He told me his favorite clubs is Artemis, which is partly the reason why I'll be checking it out.

I'll split this into 2 parts so it doesn't get too long.

[PussyLiccker]

Two rooms were too warm, no windows. There is no air-conditioner units at LR like GT. Only windowed room was cool enough.

Good gesture for girls to ask ok to take non-windowed rooms.

[Sirioja]

Call LR. Gigi wasn't back last week end. Daria was at LR.

Luana finish about 9 pm, sometimes earlier.

[BigBuddy69]

Anka was here Thursday.

[PussyLiccker]

My luckiest room got to be room #7. Interestingly, the room has a lucky number. LOL. All my top sessions happened there.

It's the room next to the dining room. The room has mirrors on 3 sides and the ceiling.

[Sirioja]

Was wondering if anyone know when Gigi and Anka are coming back or if they are already back.

Call LR. Gigi wasn't back last week end. Daria was at LR.

[AznHotBoy]

Was wondering if anyone know when Gigi and Anka are coming back or if they are already back.

[Wiild]

Speaking of silicone. How is quality and quantity of more fake looking girls at LR at the moment? I KNOW most here don't like that type of girl but I do sometimes. I. e: large firm silicone tits, big lips, long nails, tanned skin, big eye lashes etc? Is Dolce Vita a better choice for this type of girl?

[PussyLiccker]

Thanks BB69. Confirms why I haven't ran into Luana in the past even if I arrive reasonable times many times at night.

Issue with LR is that peak times many girls in room, so dunno who is really present or when they leave. So not easy to be aware of full attendace if arrival at peak times.