SC Sauna Club Living Room - Kaarst

[Vito Corleone]

Visited many times recently.

With the new official pricing, no more ridiculous wait times for a room. On a Fri & Sat, longest I had to wait was 30 min only because I did not want the sauna rooms 5 & 17.

Jenny, cute German has returned. She was around only on Fri & Sat Nov & Dec of last year & till Jan of this year. I think her new name is Lisa.

Nina, cute German from GT 2 yrs ago (no not the pointy nose big fake titty) with upper gum piercing has returned from sabbatical & now at LR. Same name, great service, but 25 extra pounds in all the wrong places.

Seems like Oceans overplayed their hand & GT & LR pressed the panic button.

[PussyLiccker]

Just a heads up to those who may be black, brown (like me), African, or whatever term you want to use. Save your time and petrol and don't go to Living Room. I just went this evening (a very rainy Sunday, just to make sure it was not a crowded night) and was turned away at the door.

Same thing happened at Golden Time. I had RTFF here that they were both owned by the same group, and that they may or may not have a policy of racist exclusion. Well, as of today, it looks to me like they both do. That's their choice as owners. I asked if it was because of who I am, but I wasn't given any reason, other than it "was not possible to enter. "

I took my Euros to Dolce Vita and had a very good time. No loss to me.

Surprised that LR than GT would block you out. One of my visits I have met a black man there, but that was long ago before the new management. Somebody has reported that after the new management that GT had a line of Turkish men (for screening?) and letting some in so I thought they were getting looser with the door policy.

[Ilink]

Arrived about 2 pm after visiting adjacent Farell Lounge. Plenty of available girls there. Picked a girl (RO) Bridgit who looked a little like Jennifer Aniston. She had a nice personality andgood English. I would repeat. After recovery I saw a very attractive girl with super figure Lavinnia (RO). Based on her looks and the way she hunted for prey I assumed that this would not be great but would be worth it for the optics. I was completely wrong and was the best experience in a long time. She is medium height, long black hair not excessively slim and has a piercing on her upper lip that looks like a small black mole. English not great but acceptable. Third was Anette Hungarian very poor English but nice personality and was in to thirty age range-said she worked in club for 5 years also This was a nice choice also. I usually try and have some names to minimise bad encounters but on this occasion I was very lucky and all were great. On leaving the receptionist who is a pleasant lady asked was all ok and then asked the names of the girls I was with and their performance which I gladly provided. I said to her that she must have detailed knowledge of which girls are good performers and I should ask on next occasion I visit. She said sure next time you come ask me what type of girl you like and I will point them out. If other clubs adopted this level of customer service it would rid us of some of the sharks and scammers. The restaurant is very good with freshly cooked meals. Only negative was the lounge area near bar which becomes polluted with cigarette smoke.

[Sirioja]

Cocktails with or without alcohol.

Not too much men and not too much girls.

No Nelli. Ro returned home, nor Laura. De small brunette with excellent services.

Even casting was correct with Edita. Svk, Vicky. Ro, Daria. Ro, Jasmine. Ro, disappointed my favorites were not here.

But Living Room is small club with pretty interesting girls.

50€ each 30 mn now, like in GT.

[Wanking]

I had a hards days fucking in Funpark on the Friday and wanted to relax mostly on the Saturday, to refill my ballen for another visit to Funpark on the sunday. Took a stroll round the Christmas markets in Dusseldorf old town during the morning, then took the s28 s bahn train to kaarst ikea and walked the 5 minutes to living room. Paid the 60 euro entry fee.

It was my first visit there in over 2 years, and when you are used to visiting flatrate shitholes, walking into living room feels like walking into a 5 star hotel. The place is impressively well run, and so clean.

My biggest complaint is that tent out the back, its nice to have it for relaxation away from the hoors who constantly hassle you in the main room, but surely they could get a more permanent structure out there?? Even a garden shed would be warmer.

The restaurant where the kino used to be is excellent. Seats about 15, and there was always somewhere to sit during the 4 visits I made to it. I had a delicious omelette at 3 pm when I arrived, then pork stroganoff with fries at 6 pm, followed by chicken pasta in a cream sauce at 9 pm, and pizza at midnight. This is mid market Restaurant quality food, certainly the best I've ever had in a sex club. The kino downstairs is alot smaller than the old one and doesn't get used as much.

The wellness facilities are still great, although the big old jacuzzi was a bit cold earlier on but heated up later.

There were many mediocre looking women in the lineup, even a few complete mingers. Of course there were many total hotties too.

I only had one session, Romanian blonde aged 24 that looked a bit like Marilyn Monroe. She had a nice manner about her, not as hard and smart arsed as the rest of them. I also liked her soft white skin, and plump ass. Session was just average but I wasn't too horny anyway. Just went for basic 50 euro 30 minutes.

She let me take a photo of her bum, should I post it?

A good few girls became a bit rude with me for not sessioning with them. They definitely seemed more aggressive than I remember them in the past, plus it seems to be a 90% Romanian crew now, so a bit of a mafia mentality.

Its great being able to hang out with women who speak English which is rare in the flatrate world where many of the girls can hardly speak German let alone English!

I drank about 15 bottles of assorted beer along the day and was nicely drunk leaving at 1 am.

Good day overall for a guy who is not really an FKK man. I guess I got my value in food and drink.

[Okcomputer]

Just a heads up to those who may be black, brown (like me), African, or whatever term you want to use. Save your time and petrol and don't go to Living Room. I just went this evening (a very rainy Sunday, just to make sure it was not a crowded night) and was turned away at the door.

Same thing happened at Golden Time. I had RTFF here that they were both owned by the same group, and that they may or may not have a policy of racist exclusion. Well, as of today, it looks to me like they both do. That's their choice as owners. I asked if it was because of who I am, but I wasn't given any reason, other than it "was not possible to enter. "

I took my Euros to Dolce Vita and had a very good time. No loss to me.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Not a bad idea. Works good as long as you stick to standard service.

What's would the excuse when the session is going good and you would want to do more than 30 min or want to do some extras. Oh! I just found 50 e more in my other pocket.

Why try to lie to the girls?

I tell her, I want to start with 30 min if she is good we can extent, so that motivate her to be good LOL.

I can feel at the first 5-10 min if I want to extent and let her know so we can take it easy or we should stop at 30 min mark.

The girls respect me for being straight instead of using bad excuses.

Like with Linda I was planning for a 30 min play, but we end up with 1,5 H play, she turn out to be great GFE and we had great fun, later we had dinner together and some after sale chat.

Cheers.

NC

[PayForIt]

Having been to Artemis and several of the bigger FRA clubs (Oase, Sharks, Mainhattan and Palace) took some advice on where to go on my one night in NRW. Some suggested ACA. Big, lots of choice. Others said it had no atmosphere and bad policy of girls not being able to approach. Majority suggested LR. Duly arrived in cab from downtown Duss. €30. Couldn't be bothered with public transport. Cold night and didn't have too many hours. Got to the club, met Emily, friendly madam (think they have a different German name for the lady who meets you on reception but I cannot remember it). Friendly. €60 in from memory. Usual robe and towel and unusual FOB to press against a button in the locker room downstairs. Drinks selection very limited but cheap. Got into the bar area. Small but good vibe. Maybe 35 girls. LU looked reasonable. Got some food first to enjoy whilst walking out to the outside tented area to watch the Arsenal v Dortmund game whilst the fire fan heaters were in full throttle. Food choice was very poor. Went for the pasta. Pretty dreadful. The pork balls alternative looked like food poisoning waiting to happen though I saw several guys eating them with gusto so maybe I got it wrong.

After some football went to the bar to start the hunt. Met several nice girls including the pretty Gigi. But was impressed with the cheeky smile of blonde Selina / Celina. Romanian, 23. Be cups natural. Into room for 30 minute tester. True to her work, DFK was very good, CBJ at my request (I don't like to take risks- I know we all prefer BBBJ but to me that's like me sharing a mouth with 10 other guys she might have been with that day). I appreciate lots of guys say they've been at this for z years without any issue. My take is "why risk it at all? Anyway, service was good. Sex in several positions and finished session with Selina asking why I didn't want to extend to an hour. I tell her I like to try several girls for 30 minutes and choose the best for a long session of 90 minutes+ (which is true). Back to the bar, hook up with a very pleasant German guy who shares Christian name with a famous tennis player. He had had 3 sessions and introduced me to brunette who speaks only Spanish. Sexy in pink outfit but I decided against.

The one thing I was warned about in NRW clubs is that the girls mainly wear underwear and don't go naked like in the big FRA clubs or Artemis. Whilst I love sexy lingerie, I'm afraid I love the romanesque feeling of being surrounded by many naked beauties and the mass of bras / bikinis in this club left me cold. The overall facilities of this club are very limited. Small jacuzzi / sauna area out of the way and the bar is all one-dimensional and a bit crowded. Highlight of the night was one of the girls celebrating a birthday and being presented with gifts and champagne by the other girls. Nice touch but it meant half the girls stopped working for about an hour! My plan of several 30 minute sessions and one long one got completely derailed when Selina approached again, pressed all the right buttons, said all the right things and persuaded me to go into a better and bigger room with her and then provided terrific service for 90 minutes. Would repeat. Came out of room at 2 am and there were only 6 girls left at the bar and not a single punter. Grabbed a cold mexican beer from the outside fridge (nice touch) and left after a shower.

Not a bad club but not the FKK experience of Artemis / Oase / Sharks and would not return to Duss for mongering only when the LU and facilities in the other clubs are so much better. Not to mention all those naked girls which are virtually nonexistent in LR.

[Lalabo]

You can sometimes avoid this by pre-paying your 50 euros, and tell her that is your last 50 euros.

Not a bad idea. Works good as long as you stick to standard service.

What's would the excuse when the session is going good and you would want to do more than 30 min or want to do some extras. Oh! I just found 50 e more in my other pocket.

[Mrknowitall]

Girls seem to play tricks to make you go over 30 min so that they can charge you for 1 hour. I guess the girls are taking advantage of the recent price increase for the second half hour from 25 e to 50 e.

You can sometimes avoid this by pre-paying your 50 euros, and tell her that is your last 50 euros.

[Wanking]

I might spend the day here next Saturday after my hopefully full day of fucking in funpark viersen on the Friday with other ISGers. I probably will only have 1 or 2 sessions if even that. Let me know if anyone is about?

Taking the facilites, food, and free beer into account, the 60 euro entry is good value, plus I love being surrounded by hot women. If I went to a naturist sauna in Dusseldorf, then for a meal or two, followed by drinks I would easily spend 60 anyway, so might as well go here, and have it all under the one roof.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I went by last Monday, about 30+ girls.

Just a few men, so many choices. All girls were friendly.

I went with Linda (1. 5 H) and Paula (30 min).

Very nice sessions.

The official price is now 50+50+50+50 they would tell you at the reception.

[Lalabo]

Did you try to end a session at say 31-40 minutes and the girl said 1 hour?

No, I just continued to complete 1 HR. In hindsight, I should have, just to see if they insist payment for full hour.

[Banana Boi]

Unlike at GT, girls here don't remind you when 30 min is up. Girls seem to play tricks to make you go over 30 min so that they can charge you for 1 hour.

Did you try to end a session at say 31-40 minutes and the girl said 1 hour?

[Lalabo]

I visited LR for the first time, paid 60 e entrance. It is a house converted into a sauna club. Club is kind of small. Food was decent.

There were lot of girls and not many men. There were some good looking girls in the lineup.

Unlike at GT, girls here don't remind you when 30 min is up. Girls seem to play tricks to make you go over 30 min so that they can charge you for 1 hour. I guess the girls are taking advantage of the recent price increase for the second half hour from 25 e to 50 e.

I had sessions with 3 girls.

First girl was Laurena, a 25 old Romanian pale skinned blonde, mother of 1, 160 cm tall, nice face but saggy tits. I saw her in FKK Oceans on Sunday and chatted with her for a while before taking her to room. I wanted to spend 30 min but ended up spending 1 HR. Paid 100 e. She is OK.

Second girl was Gigi, a 20 year old cute Romanian brunette, nice see cup and ass. She is very nice girl who offers most of the services including Anal (YMMV) and swallow. She has probably the tightest ass I have ever fucked. It is incredible she let me fuck her tiny asshole. I spent 1 HR with her doing BBBJ, Anal, Sex in multiple positions and ending with CIMSW. Paid 200e. I would repeat with her anytime.

Third girls was Sylvia, a 21 year old Romanian with black curly hair, 175 cm tall, nice be cups. I wanted to do 30 min but ended up spending 1 HR with her. Activities: CBJ, sex in multiple positions. Paid 100 e. I would not repeat.