FKK Samya - Cologne

[Batman 2]

LR is worth a visit for services. I think every punter should experience several sessions at LR once in their puting careers.

Hi,

How many girls on average are usually in LR in weekdays?

I checked LR website and found NO photo there. What's the quality of the girls from 1 to 10?

I also didn't see any cost mentioned for girls in the website. It's only saying the entrance fee.

Thanks in advance.

[PussyLiccker]

I did stop by here on on a sylvester night in the past. It was indeed a major sausage-fest with noticible younger crowd than the usual. The entry was higher than normal, and they supplemented Samya LU with Mondial's.

Ratio was indeed horrid, rare to find a girl in sight with jolly drunk dudes, and yes like a gay Sylvester festival.

I did luck out with a nice girl (Delide, a somewhat reserved Romy with a cute lisp) swiped at the reception after noticing lack of girls in the lounge. She was stressed about the situation. The drunk guys, the rowdyness. Sad.

That's rediculous for 3 guys to share lockers. Those lockers are so small. Didn't face that myself.

Not worth showing up looking back.

[Ableyone]

I can't believe it has been a whole year since my first and only visit to Samya for their woeful 2015 new year's eve (Sylvester) party.

Worse time for a first visit, you have my sympathy, I hope you're not going to Oceans instead this year.

As luck would have it 10 minutes later a guy left and handed back his keys in reception only for the receptionist to immediately hand it to one of three guys who had just turned up at that moment.

Who pays almost twice the entrance price but then leaves just before the turn of midnight?

After a few hours I had enough and decided to leave. The doorman pointed me in the direction of some waiting taxis. I mentioned that I thought that a tram stop was close by and the trams were still running. He honestly said that he was aware of this but was not allowed to point me in the direction of the tram stop.

He probably did you a favour there, I wouldn't want to ride a tram in Cologne that particular night, nor would I like to be the person that has to hose them down at the end of the line.

Guten Rutsch.

[Myrrh]

I can't believe it has been a whole year since my first and only visit to Samya for their woeful 2015 new year's eve (Sylvester) party.

I had read on here that Samya gave a good NYE party but the evening started badly when I rushed there after 11 pm to try and be in time for the new years countdown, only to be told by the Romanian receptionist that all lockers were taken and I would have to wait.

As luck would have it 10 minutes later a guy left and handed back his keys in reception only for the receptionist to immediately hand it to one of three guys who had just turned up at that moment.

When I obviously complained that I had been waiting 10 minutes she reasoned with faultless female logic that these 3 guys were together and were going to share a locker. It made sense to give the locker to them as that would mean three customers would be taken care of rather than just one.

I didn't follow her logic and wasn't having any of it. I began to argue back whereupon she said that if I didn't like it then I could leave and went out to the front door to speak to the manager to try and get me removed from the premises. However the manager and a couple of his team came up all smiles, calmed me down, said that it shouldn't be too long now and they would offer me a free drink whilst I was waiting. It was free drinks all night anyway (once you had paid your 99 euros) but still it was a nice touch. These guys were great with an appreciation of what customer service meant unlike the women in the club.

Soon another locker became available. After I had given the receptionist 100 euros she handed me my key locker and said I could go in however I made sure that I demanded back the 1 euro coin change that she had failed to hand back as the actual price was 99 euros. I certainly was not going to leave her a 1 euro tip given her attitude.

I was just in time for the midnight celebration where everyone was showered with what looked like thousands of strips of cheap, gray duct tape which went everywhere including in people's drinks and was still sticking to people hours afterwards. There were free drinks served all night but there were big scrums at the bar and the staff would not try to listen to what you asked for but just gave you what they thought you had asked.

Time to look at the women, and what a disappointment. The caked on make up on the girl's faces could not hide the fact that many were old (above 30), not particularly pretty and overweight. There were some that were young and attractive but these ones seemed to have a you-can-take-it-or-fucking-leave-it attitude. I normally frequent the RTC places rather than FKKs so I was shocked that the women at this FKK were not much of a step up from those sort of clubs.

There were some many guys there it was a total sausage fest and the guys were enjoying themselves despite the lack of interest from the women. The place was rammed with dark haired, swarthy, Turkish looking guys dancing around in their gray robes with gay abandon, hugging each other on the couches, holding hands and dick riding each other on the dance floor. I never knew that this place was really a Turkish gay bar.

A few girls would get up on the stage and shake their bodies. There was one slim, attractive girl who would strut away time and time again as if her body was god's gift to man. However, when you looked closely you could see a long thin knife scar all the way up the side of her body from her thigh to her midriff. Of course this place was not a proper FKK so the girls kept their bikinis / clothes on all the time. It was only when I went downstairs after 2 hours to the wet area that I saw my first glimpse of naked pussy when a girl was emerging from the showers.

Meanwhile upstairs the women were doing their best to avoid the guys. I saw one guy corner a girl on the dance floor doing a dance in front of her. She looked totally uninterested. Then the guy turned around slowly shaking his hips all the way as part of a fancy jig but had a look of complete surprise on his face when he could not see the girl once he had completed the full revolution. She had chosen her moment to quickly disappear.

There wasn't much 'foreplay' in evidence at this club. One girl was settling the cash with a customer near to reception and another guy was waiting patiently behind her. After she had finished she turned around to see him standing there and a look of almost total exasperation came over her face. I can't believe it, yet another guy who wants to go with me!. "You want?" she simply shouted in his face with a stern look which said I would actually prefer if you didn't. He meekly nodded and she jerked her head in the direction of the rooms and stomped off towards it without waiting to see if he was following.

Highlight of my evening was seeing this guy sit down beside a girl on the couch, tap her on the shoulder and ask her something. She quickly replied and a look of almost total disbelief came across his face. Clearly he must have asked her for the starting price because she simply without any further words stuck out all fingers and thumbs and then thrust both hands centimeters from his face. Presumably one digit to represent 10 euros each. A look of slow understanding came across the guys face quickly replaced by one of complete incredulity. Seeing that he was not immediately ready to meet her asking price she abruptly turned around on the couch presenting her back to the guy and simply stared into space.

After a few hours I had enough and decided to leave. The doorman pointed me in the direction of some waiting taxis. I mentioned that I thought that a tram stop was close by and the trams were still running. He honestly said that he was aware of this but was not allowed to point me in the direction of the tram stop.

In all the excitement I completely forgot that attendance at this NYE party entitled you to free entry at the sister club, Mondial, the next day.

[PussyLiccker]

FKK Dome? I think that's the one I spotted Pauly Shore.

P.S. Vito is pullin your chain. Many questions Solo. Visit and see how it's like, and report back.

[Vito Corleone]

There is no club called "Dome".

Which club are you referring to?

It's located on Domkloster strasse.

[Solo Traveler]

Sauna club Dome has a decent afternoon Lu.

There is no club called "Dome".

Which club are you referring to?

[Vito Corleone]

Hello gentlemen,

Are there any recommendations for International traveler (speak English, do not speak German) in Cologne?

As far as I know, there are only 2 FKK clubs in Cologne, which are Mondial and Samya. I think I will try them both.

Mondial seems unbelievably cheap with 30 entry and 30 basic session.

Samya has a 50 entry and 50 basic session, which is almost on par with Hessen clubs. (75 for 1 hour? Not shown on their website, though.).

I have been to FKK clubs in Hessen, so I think I know how FKK clubs work..

Sauna club Dome has a decent afternoon Lu.

[Sirioja]

100/ h now at Samya. Good rooms upstairs. Entry 50, quite good foods.

[Solo Traveler]

Hello gentlemen,

Are there any recommendations for International traveler (speak English, do not speak German) in Cologne?

As far as I know, there are only 2 FKK clubs in Cologne, which are Mondial and Samya. I think I will try them both.

Mondial seems unbelievably cheap with 30€ entry and 30€ basic session.

Samya has a 50€ entry and 50€ basic session, which is almost on par with Hessen clubs. (75€ for 1 hour? Not shown on their website, though.).

I have been to FKK clubs in Hessen, so I think I know how FKK clubs work.

Most staff members and girls in Hessen clubs know enough English words.

However, how about Pauschalclub or Partytreff?

Are there any all-you-can-fuck venues around Cologne that is suitable for International traveler?

I saw "Pauschalclub Paradiso" and "Time-X Club" on the map contributed by "der Monger".

Do the staff members and girls in these two venues speak some English?

Thanks.

[DzGermany33]

I went to Samya on Thursday afternoon, and stayed until about 8 PM.

At 3 PM, there were fifteen girls, and about four men. As time went past, the number of men increased to many more women, but even at 8, when I left, there weren't many men. There were several girls complaining they hadn't had a session all day (and they were pretty!) and competition was high. Many commented it was always quiet before Christmas, and were unhappy. So. In the future, if you like a large female to male ratio, it's the right time to go. They'll appreciate it too.

I'm surprised Samya didn't offer free entry or something around Christmas, to encourage more attendance. (I'd go again if entrance was free, but paying two days in a row doesn't sit well, especially when I know they need more people there).

On the plus side, all sessions were good. Perhaps because girls were trying hard. And I had one amazing session with an Italian girl called, I think, Carmen.

[PussyLiccker]

Yes, girls coming up and dancing was fun. Hehe. One girl would dance and do a back and forth rubbing on my crotch with her legs to get me up. Haha.

Girls on stage shaking it up. Girls around dancing. This is something to check out.

I saw a punter makeout with a girl on a couch. At times some girls grinding on top of punters on seats like giving a lap dance. Girl's attitudes are good.

The Turkish manager guys are cool dudes. The one with glasses is at Mondial now.

[Ctytek]

Was at Samya Wednesday. Great time. This is the best club I have been to in NRW, it even beats LR and GT for several reasons. First. No smoking inside, they finally moved smoking outdoors, which results in a lot more pleasant experience. Hanging out in LR small smoke-filled lounge gets unbearable after a while. Second. Great vibe inside with life performers and stage dancing. The club just has this party mood, and if girls are in a good mood. This tends to lead to a better service in the room. Third. Very good ratio of men / girls. I'd say it was pretty even 50/50 split at around 9-10 pm. So it's a pretty good balance between a total sausage fest (that GT tends to become). And having so few male customers so you end up being constantly hounded for room service. And last but not least. No wait for the room. You like a girl. She just grabs a key and off you go. Those 45 minute room wait time at LR get aggravating.

Oh and also. Fantastic lineup with a whole slew of 8/9/10's, that are eminently doable.

Samya gets my top pick for NRW clubs this week.

[Iceberg27]

Hi all,

I was there at 30.11. 2016 Wednesday. I have been with 3 girls. I don't remember the first one's name. She was a real disaster. Maybe i should go with the milf italian who was so much after me..Second was Victoria from Romania. (Blonde and dark skin) and the third was Agneshka from Poland. (Tall blonde).

Victoria was a real PSE. Agneshka was a real GFE. Weirdly all girls there are giving DFK or maybe LFK. It looks like DFK is standart service there. The disco atmosphere was not as good as it was before. I didn't see anyone dancing with girls like my previous visit. Everyone was a little bit cool. I didn't like the new facilities. I think because of dance stage. Girls who wants to dance go climb up the stage and customers are downside just watching. This is maybe the reason. When you try to cuddle or dance with them some girls immediately asking do you want to go room. But I must admit since we sat maybe 15-20 minutes some girls never ask to go to room. You can hang up with them freely in the room. This is amazing. Food was worst I ever had in a FKK on Wednesday. It was a bit better on Saturday. On Wednesday there was a black singer who really performs good. Saturday no singer. The good thing with Samya is I never had to wait for room even on Saturday. There was always available rooms. I feel sad because I couldn't use the rooms with Jacuzzi. Kino now was playing porn movies but still no action in Kino. That s the most hated part of being in Samya.

All in all Samya is one of the best option in NRW area.

Regards.

[Mr Bluenose]

Will be in Samya on Thursday 8th Dec if anybody fancies a Kolsch and a chat!