Sauna Club Planet Happy Garden - Oedt

[Sirioja]

I'm seeing conflicting intel on this. There are recent Google reviews suggesting it's back, and good too, but nothing here. Does anyone know if Happy Garden has returned? Both PHG and GoldenTime were my favs in the day.

Golden Gate ex Vanila / Vertigo is very close, also swimming pool in garden and beds for sex and higher level than Bruggen for rooms. Yesterday, my GF as they say at GG and even my Russian almost weekly regular tell me each time we are in room, had to wait for a upstairs great room, when I didn t want to go in small room, not same quality I told her and she understood very fast and waited. When she came to me when she started, so sexy glamourous, I felt real desire, feeling hard coming very fast, I don t feel this often in FKK, when I often left Sharks with 100 girls, or Globe with more than 50 girls, or Bruggen with full balls.

[Woofiee]

I'm seeing conflicting intel on this. There are recent Google reviews suggesting it's back, and good too, but nothing here. Does anyone know if Happy Garden has returned? Both PHG and GoldenTime were my favs in the day.

[PumDiPum]

Better be in the happy garden, than being in the house of hate, would the father say.

[Eryk9021]

My first time in Planet Happy Garden in Tonisvorst, 4th May, 15:30-21:30 (Wednesday).

In this NRW journey I wanted to visit all clubs which I haven't had a chance yet.

PHG can be only reached by car, around 1 hour drive from where I have been staying (Ruhrgebiet). I got there before 4 pm, paid happy hour entry 40 euro (after 4 pm it is 60 euro). Club is pretty spacious, they have about 45 rooms, 230 lockers. Two saunas, both operating.

Nice pool, and weather was very sunny. Food was pretty good, aside of normal breakfast (served indoor) and lunch food outside (nice choice and quality), they also served grilled meat (steaks, ribs) and kebab later on. Some fruits are also there.

Ladies: at arrival 14 ladies (info at reception), during the day it increased to 20-25 for sure. Most of them swarm in the bar area. There were not that many clients, and many ladies seemed to have a problem, as many of them hesitated to go to room with them. Bad omen, when locals don't pick up ladies which look pretty good. They must know their service level already. . .

I read on German forum that girls usually upsell here to 100 euro for 30 min.

Session 1: I hoped to meet with Valeria (IT) which I know from GT, and to my luck she was free at that time. Unfortunately, no more GT-prices, she quotes now 150 euro for 1 h, 100 euro for 30 min. She is still beautiful, sympathetic and delivers good service (BBBJ, 69, French kissing, massage), 1 hour fully used.

Session 2: At the end of my visit I decided to have one more session. I decided on Sonia / Sonja from Romania. Small, skinny girl, looks kind of a gypsy. Smooth skin and face, smiling on the couch. Unfortunately session with her (50 euro for supposedly 30 min) could be considered bad by many. Despite already agreeing, she tried to upsell in the room. That was basically laufhaus-fick (CBJ, short sex, bad attitude). I somehow managed to reach my second orgasm, after trying 3 positions with her, and despite her bad attitude in room (quite different than during pre-sales talk!) Now imagine that after about 20 seconds after I have reached orgasm, she is already standing ready at the doors, complaining why I'm still laying on bed (12-15 minutes maximum!) This thread I believe is about her: https://www.ijsberenforum.com/forum/...ja-(Roemeense).

Waste of time and money with her!

Conclusion: I liked the club and the food, line up not so much (visually ok, it's just it seems that it is a club where there is no quality assurance from management, as well as price level enforcement). Due to that I don't plan to drive here again just for women, without knowing which one of them (if any) are good service providers, and which are not. I go to places like this to relax and have good time, not to be a frickin mine sweeper. . .

[Sirioja]

Not sure at all. First time I have read FKK threads in years. Just preparing for my return in June.

edit - Just checked another board and I see it's closed. Too bad. I always enjoyed a down day here with good food and few but friendly girls.

Yes, Baltic dancers at 10 pm on week end. They were so happy when you spoke to them in Russian and like normal women in bed. Great information received.

[Banana Boi]

Vanila ex Vertigo is open? Are You sure?

Not sure at all. First time I have read FKK threads in years. Just preparing for my return in June.

edit - Just checked another board and I see it's closed. Too bad. I always enjoyed a down day here with good food and few but friendly girls.

[Sirioja]

Am I better off spending a day at PHG or Villa Vanilla when I'm in Grefath? Any new options that way? Which club has more girls charging 50/30?

Vanila ex Vertigo is open? Are You sure? PHG is open. Amira LR, claimed Italian Valeria Bruggen, moved there, but not anymore same rate.

[Banana Boi]

Am I better off spending a day at PHG or Villa Vanilla when I'm in Grefath? Any new options that way? Which club has more girls charging 50/30?

[Member #4733]

Sorry meant 2504120 -.

It's a strange price quoting. Prices for the time mixed with price for BBBJ. If I stay with a lady in Artemis then BBBJ, CIM etc are standard prices. Not dependent on the time. Well, at least you admit that in PHG this is dependent on the time. Just a question if I like a CIM after a session of two hours, as I often stay that long, will that cost me two or three times the standard price for CIM? I have spoken to three ladies, had two ladies with me in the room (simultaneously) and they were even fighting about it: "This is the standard price now, 50 euro per hour for BBBJ". The older lady was adamant about it, the younger lady (Carina) was a bit more flexible about it: 5004060 was the standard but I could pay what I payed elsewhere with a little extra. So, now I just had bad luck and met three ladies that asked high prices? Really? And one more question. 2504120, what will that be if I only stay 30 minutes. It's a bit sad this way as Carina has a beautiful butt and perfect pussy. With those prices it's just a no-brainer to go back. Fighting over the price each time and again is no option either. Without that I would repeat.

[Kuni042]

Sorry meant 2504120 -.

This is not accurate for most of the ladies. Many will work BBBJ for 2504200. But I admit some ladies will command insanely high prices. As you said. But this is true for Artemis as well.

[Kuni042]

This is not accurate for most of the ladies. Many will work BBBJ for 2504200. But I admit some ladies will command insanely high prices. As you said. But this is true for Artemis as well.

So your actually are a fan or don't know how to read? From my report you could very well surmise that I was not looking for beautiful girls over there. Besides that, I was quite clear about Carina's butt being very beautiful. What I disliked most is the absurdly high prices. I will make this clear once more. In Artemis two hours with BBBJ is now 300 euro (and not 330 as I wrote before, BBBJ is + 20). In PHG this is 400. Than there is much more to say but this is the most important.

[Member #4733]

I thought everyone knew by now that PHG is a very late eve club. The best girls even trend to show up after 10 pm.

So your actually are a fan or don't know how to read? From my report you could very well surmise that I was not looking for beautiful girls over there. Besides that, I was quite clear about Carina's butt being very beautiful. What I disliked most is the absurdly high prices. I will make this clear once more. In Artemis two hours with BBBJ is now 300 euro (and not 330 as I wrote before, BBBJ is + 20). In PHG this is 400. Than there is much more to say but this is the most important.

[Kuni042]

I thought everyone knew by now that PHG is a very late eve club. The best girls even trend to show up after 10 pm.

I went there to lie in the sun and maybe have sex as PHG is not my ideal place to have sex. I went there a few years earlier and I found PHG girls to be below par. Well, price is still 40 euro in the early afternoon ( in around 1 pm). few girls and only one that had a rather nice body: Carina. There were about 10 guys who did claim the stretchers in the sun with their belongings on them but could not stand the sun apparently. So, PHG is or less a No go zone in the afternoon: annoying and average girls. They charged than I was willing to pay. But hey, they are independent sex workers and they can ask 70 per half hour (150 per hour) and on top of that 50 euro for BBBJ. I didn't pay that and no complaining to the front desk of course: independent sex workers!! All of the girls seem to make only one room that afternoon and that was me. PHG is still nice for the pool and the sun in the garden but I won't go there again for the sex. Even Artemis. Berlin girls seem to be modest in their pricing compared to PHG. Only a few years ago a one hour session was 100 euro and now they ask 200? Come on. That is the price for Amsterdam and girls there are beautiful. Sex was OK and Carina's butt is one of the prettiest I saw at such close range but another girl had a piercing that hurt my . One thing about pricing. If you stay two hours in the room than it would normally be 70 * 4 + 50 for BBBJ = 330 euro. Not so in PHG. One hour is rounded off to 150 and the extra for BBBJ is to be paid every hour: So 400 euro. Take your pick.

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[Member #4733]

I went there to lie in the sun and maybe have sex as PHG is not my ideal place to have sex. I went there a few years earlier and I found PHG girls to be below par. Well, price is still 40 euro in the early afternoon (came in around 1 pm). Very few girls and only one that had a rather nice body: Carina. There were about 10 guys who did claim the stretchers in the sun with their belongings on them but could not stand the sun apparently. So, PHG is more or less a No go zone in the afternoon: annoying men and very average girls. They charged much more than I was willing to pay. But hey, they are independent sex workers and they can ask 70 per half hour (150 per hour) and on top of that 50 euro for BBBJ. I didn't pay that and no complaining to the front desk of course: independent sex workers!! All of the girls seem to make only one room that afternoon and that was me. PHG is still nice for the pool and the sun in the garden but I won't go there again for the sex. Even Artemis. Berlin girls seem to be modest in their pricing compared to PHG. Only a few years ago a one hour session was 100 euro and now they ask 200? Come on. That is the price for Amsterdam and girls there are much more beautiful. Sex was OK and Carina's butt is one of the prettiest I saw at such close range but another girl had a piercing that hurt my dick. One more thing about pricing. If you stay two hours in the room than it would normally be 70 * 4 + 50 for BBBJ = 330 euro. Not so in PHG. One hour is rounded off to 150 and the extra for BBBJ is to be paid every hour: So 400 euro. Take your pick.

[Sirioja]

No Baltic dancers at night? Who are the most interesting for sex. HH 40 before 4 pm?