FKK Samya - Cologne

[Mr Long Strong]

I was recently at Samya on multiple occassions.

Here is my review.

Staff (Friendliness): 10/10 - the owner even shakes the hands of first time customers.

Girls (Looks): 2/10 - zero stunners.

Girls (Attitude): 3/10 - some girls get angry after being politely declined.

Club (Cleanliness): 3/10 - About as good as you can expect at an FKK.

Club (Size): 1/10 - the main area is very small with not enough place for every one to sit. The locker area is small & gets crowded w / two or three people in the same vicinity.

Bathroom (Cleanliness): 2/10 - there is often [CodeWord109] on the floor in the bathrooms & on the toilet seats.

Final Verdict: I would not recommend this club if you are used to larger FKKs. The selection of girls simply can not compete w / the larger clubs. The max number of girls that I saw on a busy night could not have been over 40 - 45, & that is being generous. However, YMMV & every one has different tastes.

I would only return here to fuck some of the girls that I missed & then I probably would not visit again.

[Jerboa]

I award Samya zero stars. Save your coin and avoid. Has gone down hill fast. Girls do not seem to offer quality service anymore. Other's experiences and opinions may vary but this is mine. Please respect it.

Ok please add more detail, when did you go there? How many girls did you session with?

[Sirioja]

What about GFE in room, blond topless Valentina? Or Katea even romanian and not Russian? But not a problem for sex, or Valli ex Aca with amazing tits, or blond silicon Misha ex Aca, for look?

[MrManGuy]

I award Samya zero stars. Save your coin and avoid. Has gone down hill fast. Girls do not seem to offer quality service anymore. Other's experiences and opinions may vary but this is mine. Please respect it.

[Free Dude]

Thanks for the report Chieu, but I'm afraid you are wrong when you say you "visited Samya". Samya really only is open for form during the day. Line up doesn't start up till about 6 or 7 pm. Especially on Saturdays, since most girls will have been working til 5 am the night before. In that regard you really can't compare Samya with Sharks or Oase (where many girls leave earlier).

One of the reasons the girls might have been looking badly, is that they often don't even put on their make up in the early hours. Rest assured that pretty much all the girls that are there early, sleep in the club (fuck rooms or just the kino). With some of them it's best to leave them alone to wake up. Just the way it is in Samya.

[Chieu]

Here is my report on Samya.

I had gone to Sharks and Oase but wanted to try this place out as well since I had time and was close.

About the Turkish oriented scene I am afraid the earlier reports are correct.

The place is quite small compared to other clubs and the girl quantity and quality was not appealing.

I went in the afternoon but here are some numbers.

Most of the time the male population was around 20 and the female population was less than half of that.

Most of the female population was not that great looking either.

Showed age and / or psychological wear / tear from this busineds I assume.

Regarding specifics:

First session was with simona from ro, redhead.

Was quite standard and mechanical.

Nothing great.

Second was with Carmina from RO.

Nice conversation and seemed quite eager to please in the bedroom.

If I go to Samya again I might visit her if the alternatives are similar to what they were yesterday.

I realize I went in the off hours but this was also the case when I had gone to sharks and their lineup was considerably better.

[Sirioja]

yes Freedude. Katea (thanks for the correct spelling) was very booked up
All in all a nice night at Samya.

Katea, arrived in August at Samya, seems to be a " Russian siberian" , but from Bucarest, less cold for Winter than Novossibirsk, not sure she speaks Russian and not blond when arriving, but doesn t change anything if she is friendly. My best FKK girl was romanian.

[PussyLiccker]

Just curious- Does this club cater to mainly Turkish Clients. When I was there yesterday, I would say I saw at least 80% Turkish clients. Combine that with mostly Turkish music and Turkish Conga dancing, with two overweight Turkish gentlemen doing the dance competition on the center stage in there underwear got me pondering.

Really, 80%? Perhaps I don't have a very good idea of how Turkish other than what I think of stereotypically which I see sizable population of them at Aca and Mondial, but in comparison I don't find it to be the case at Samya. Based on what I observe, it's got to be less than that percentage. I have seen various ethnicities there such as Asians, Indians, Dutch, French, Germans, and I have also heard from a Scandinavian that it's a well known club to them like Artemis. So Scandinavians too.

I have seen drunk Asians and Indians on stage in their undies. Haha

[PChew]

Just curious- Does this club cater to mainly Turkish Clients. When I was there yesterday, I would say I saw at least 80% Turkish clients. Combine that with mostly Turkish music and Turkish Conga dancing, with two overweight Turkish gentlemen doing the dance competition on the center stage in there underwear got me pondering.

Yes, it caters everyone but since the boss is Turkish it naturally draws more Turkish clients.

[Voyager1]

Just curious- Does this club cater to mainly Turkish Clients. When I was there yesterday, I would say I saw at least 80% Turkish clients. Combine that with mostly Turkish music and Turkish Conga dancing, with two overweight Turkish gentlemen doing the dance competition on the center stage in there underwear got me pondering.

[PChew]

Yes I did see the girls do this and indeed Valentina had done so but clearly wasn't that bothered about checking! Nice girl.

The fact that she waited with you for 20 minutes for room and not bothered about time probably means she enjoyed her time with you, especially this is your first time with her.

[PayForIt]

I thought Samya girls have to write down the time before they go into the room so they should know how long they spent in the room and the club can trace.

Thanks for the nice report. Glad you enjoy Samya.

Yes I did see the girls do this and indeed Valentina had done so but clearly wasn't that bothered about checking! Nice girl. And yes Freedude. Katea (thanks for the correct spelling) was very booked up. All in all a nice night at Samya.

[Free Dude]

I thought Samya girls have to write down the time before they go into the room so they should know how long they spent in the room and the club can trace.

Thanks for the nice report. Glad you enjoy Samya.

This is true, they write the time on the form. That doesn't mean they always check when they hand back the key. If it's a bit over the hour, she might very well just say an hour will do (that bit also depends on the kind of session you had).

Katja is known on the site as Katea BTW, it is also the way she writes her name on the form. While she clearly has a Russian accent, she also speaks Romanian (with a similar Russian accent that even I hear). I'm also always bitching to her about leaving her hair down and one day last week she actually had it down in the early afternoon, but later she put it up in a bun again. Service in general good to very good, but it sometimes depends on when you book her. It's a bit silly how busily booked she is.

Siroja's post about cheap entry this wednesday only counts for people who sign up for the "party" on the French or Dutch forum. But anyone can get in for free if you bring a hommade "lantern" becaus of st martin.

[PChew]

I made the stupid mistake of not checking my watch to see what time we went into the room which I normally would do. Happily she is not a shark and at the end of an excellent session when I asked her how long we'd been there she said she did not know but 75 euros was fine. I told her that I knew we had definitely been more than an hour and gave her 150 which included a tip. It is not 50 then 25 then 25 in this club.

I thought Samya girls have to write down the time before they go into the room so they should know how long they spent in the room and the club can trace.

Thanks for the nice report. Glad you enjoy Samya.

[Sirioja]

Pretty theke is Jasmin but doesn t want to go in room with me, even I asked Ali's.

Even I never write what happen in room for respect for girls and will never write about my rooms with Valentina, just after 1 hour she was so red face, no more make up and seemed exhausted on second time. Not many girls can resist to my sport for more than 1 hour and I don t need to play cards or ask for others foods, I prefer real foreplays. For me Valentina can be a real GFE in room, but not out. Nice, You enjoyed her.