FKK Samya - Cologne

[Frozty]

Loved your conclusion! I agree. The YMMV principle probably applies as much to clubs as it does to service from particular girls. Looking at the comments on the LR forum at present on one page you've got Breadman expressing his approval of the current LU and another guy saying he will never go to the club again as he hated it, didn't see anything he liked and left after 2 hours without any action. I never get that. Whilst I've obviously experienced disappointing LU's there is always at least one girl pretty enough or with a nice enough body to relieve the need. So Samya it is. I have a couple of nights in Frankfurt to follow up after that so even if I don't love Samya it won't be a wasted trip and who knows? I might love it and not even get to Frankfurt this time.

If I can be selfish for a moment, go ahead with your planned visit. I would be interested to see your report!

[PayForIt]

Is what he is talking about really important to you? Best thing to do is check it out for yourself. People write all sorts of stuff exaggerating things, and focusing on particular things. Nothing beats a first hand experience. The place is remodeled, enough room to fuck.

Loved your conclusion! I agree. The YMMV principle probably applies as much to clubs as it does to service from particular girls. Looking at the comments on the LR forum at present on one page you've got Breadman expressing his approval of the current LU and another guy saying he will never go to the club again as he hated it, didn't see anything he liked and left after 2 hours without any action. I never get that. Whilst I've obviously experienced disappointing LU's there is always at least one girl pretty enough or with a nice enough body to relieve the need. So Samya it is. I have a couple of nights in Frankfurt to follow up after that so even if I don't love Samya it won't be a wasted trip and who knows? I might love it and not even get to Frankfurt this time.

[PussyLiccker]

Given this criticism of the club do you advise against a visit this weekend and to head to Dusseldorf instead? The posted LU list looks fairly long so choices appear plentiful but if the general feeling is that things are not in good shape please let me know and I'll head elsewhere. I'd fancied trying a club in or near to Cologne and thought Samya was the natural choice but I know there are others or I can go to Duss? Would be interested in yours (and other) views? Thanks.

Is what he is talking about really important to you? Best thing to do is check it out for yourself. People write all sorts of stuff exaggerating things, and focusing on particular things. Nothing beats a first hand experience. The place is remodeled, enough room to fuck.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I've never seen a remodeling job as innept as the samya remodel. Who puts in 4 bolted down bar stools that are too high for your feet to reach the floor? And an outdoor area that can't be used in cold weather? Or the new rooms that are barely big enough to fuck but they managed to squeeze in a huge office. And only at samya have I ever seen raw bacon sitting next to and touching the lunch meat. When I asked the cook about it he just said "help yourself ". Fire the kitchen staff, knock out the kitchen and make the main lounge bigger, bring in a restaurant to cater the food like GT. Guy spent millions I'm guessing and got little for the money. And I'm sure the sauna being built on the second floor balcony will add to the mess.

We have a saying:

If you don't like the smell in the bakery. Find another one or stay away.

I like Samya and the girls there, I had wonderful time there on every visit. The staff are friendly the know me and we chitchatted.

I'm in the room most of the time for longer sessions, I don't use the club facilities that much, the food is so so, free beer is nice to have.

The downside is the clientele and the killing smoke in the evening.

That's why I'm mostly occupied in the rooms with girls. LOL.

[PayForIt]

I've never seen a remodeling job as innept as the samya remodel. Who puts in 4 bolted down bar stools that are too high for your feet to reach the floor? And an outdoor area that can't be used in cold weather? Or the new rooms that are barely big enough to fuck but they managed to squeeze in a huge office. And only at samya have I ever seen raw bacon sitting next to and touching the lunch meat. When I asked the cook about it he just said "help yourself ". Fire the kitchen staff, knock out the kitchen and make the main lounge bigger, bring in a restaurant to cater the food like GT. Guy spent millions I'm guessing and got little for the money. And I'm sure the sauna being built on the second floor balcony will add to the mess.

Given this criticism of the club do you advise against a visit this weekend and to head to Dusseldorf instead? The posted LU list looks fairly long so choices appear plentiful but if the general feeling is that things are not in good shape please let me know and I'll head elsewhere. I'd fancied trying a club in or near to Cologne and thought Samya was the natural choice but I know there are others or I can go to Duss? Would be interested in yours (and other) views? Thanks.

[Free Dude]

80 my ass. Maybe on a party day but not a regular Thursday.

I'm not talking about any Thursday, but this last Thursday. The week before it supposedly was over a 100. I was there Wednesday a week ago, which was far quieter and easily reached the 60/70. That Wednesday I counted 40 girls in the bar regularly, while about 10 still had to arrive and quite a few were in the room, smoking or eating.

I don't keep lists but just some of the girls I know from last Thursday:

Isabella.

Valentina.

Farina.

Lulu.

Annet.

Patricia.

Catalina.

Carlotta.

Carmen.

Elly.

Cindy.

Mary.

Nady.

Ella.

Simona.

Samantha.

Melly.

Maria.

Vali.

2 new arrivals from Aca (including Siroja's fake titted blonde).

This is just what was sitting left from the entrance (and not complete).

For the rest at least:

Nieky.

Beyonce.

Racletta.

Sofie.

Hannah.

Julia.

JJ.

Bria.

Beatrice.

Andar.

Mada / Mady.

Tina.

One girl I new from a long time ago in Aca.

One tiny blonde from Royal.

That's 35 already and definitely less than half of the girls there. As you see I only know three non-romanians by name and there were at least a few more black girls, a few more Germans and a whole lot more Romanians I don't know by name.


I agree abou the chairs, food service is better for me than GT (with the exception of the ommelette bar, which works better in GT and LR). The sauna on the blacony is already finished, not sure if it is temporary while they redo the one downstairs.

[Breadman]

I've never seen a remodeling job as innept as the samya remodel. Who puts in 4 bolted down bar stools that are too high for your feet to reach the floor? And an outdoor area that can't be used in cold weather? Or the new rooms that are barely big enough to fuck but they managed to squeeze in a huge office. And only at samya have I ever seen raw bacon sitting next to and touching the lunch meat. When I asked the cook about it he just said "help yourself ". Fire the kitchen staff, knock out the kitchen and make the main lounge bigger, bring in a restaurant to cater the food like GT. Guy spent millions I'm guessing and got little for the money. And I'm sure the sauna being built on the second floor balcony will add to the mess.

[Breadman]

Sorry Breadman, numbers can be difficult. There were at least 80 girls there this Thursday. Even early in the evening there were at least 40 girls just hanging in the bar and that was before some others turned up. DJ was crap, holding out with the manele till midnight.

80 my ass. Maybe on a party day but not a regular Thursday.

[PayForIt]

For someone who has RTFF you ask a lot of questions.

Why not? Things change. And you will have noticed I always express my appreciation.

I note you didn't answer any but just sought to criticise. Constructive: not.

Lighten up my friend. It's a sharing forum and I do my fair share of long reporting for the benefit of others when I have experience to share.

[Jerboa]

Decided after much consideration to visit Samya in a couple of weeks time. Looking forward to it before a couple of nights in Sharks.

Couple of quick questions for the regulars at Samya please:

Drinks: free beers like LR and World or need to be paid for? If latter, FOB (like Sharks / Palace) or silly tokens like Artemis / Oase?

Massage (professional) - is this available or not? Anyone had one. Any good?

Rooms. Look good standard on website. Large / small / too hot like World or good?

Food quality?

Having RTFF it looks like after 5 pm on weekends (I'll be there on a Friday) look best. Are room waits normal? How long?

Costs - 50 for every 30 mins?

Valentina gets a great write up on here. Any other stars who are slim with good natural tits?

Finally, is there anywhere to relax in between sessions that is not a smoking area?

Appreciate the help.

For someone who has RTFF you ask a lot of questions.

[Free Dude]

Sorry Breadman, numbers can be difficult. There were at least 80 girls there this Thursday. Even early in the evening there were at least 40 girls just hanging in the bar and that was before some others turned up. DJ was crap, holding out with the manele till midnight.

[PayForIt]

I have not seen a gym anywhere other than Artemis. Don't expect a big lounge, it's about half the size of Artemis lounge. The club is bigger than LR with more rooms, but still on a weekend it's normally packed later at night with room waits. If you get there early, it should be ok. During busy hours with a lot of men, it will get cramped as the lounge isn't that large. Extras are 50 and 25 like all NRW clubs. Never had problems paying CIM for 25. Don't do anal.

During busy hours of course, you'd get a random room. The room upstairs are bigger. There are rooms on the corridor that leads to the dining area on the left of the door to the lounge. Those are the small ones. The sauna / locker / shower area is down stairs. You got lounge chairs there and no smoking down there where is quiet. No smoking on the lounge until later at night, I think 10 pm. Food is better than crap you get at Artemis. Free tapped beer, so different from LR with selection of bottled beer.

Great thanks. Much appreciated. I have two nights in Sharks after it so although I prefer the bigger clubs this one sounds like it might be fun so no reason not to give it a try. At these prices (which are low compared to Artemis) it might be worth getting a decent room / girl and having a long session if it is late on so as not to give the room up!

[PussyLiccker]

I'm with Nille!! Ok I got it and thanks for the replies guys! How odd! I'd get 50/25/25/ or even 50/50/50 but this starting at 50 every hour is a bit strange. Whatever. It's still way cheaper than Artemis at 120 hour so I'm not complaining. I assume extras are 50. If I take them in the second 30 minutes are they only 25?Joking. Promise. Joke!! I'm looking forward to it.

Is there a professional masseuse in the house?

No gym like artemis I assume?

I'm there 6th November if any of you want to meet up. You'll recognize me easily. I'll be the guy walking around with a calculator!!

I have not seen a gym anywhere other than Artemis. Don't expect a big lounge, it's about half the size of Artemis lounge. The club is bigger than LR with more rooms, but still on a weekend it's normally packed later at night with room waits. If you get there early, it should be ok. During busy hours with a lot of men, it will get cramped as the lounge isn't that large. Extras are 50 and 25 like all NRW clubs. Never had problems paying CIM for 25. Don't do anal.

During busy hours of course, you'd get a random room. The room upstairs are bigger. There are rooms on the corridor that leads to the dining area on the left of the door to the lounge. Those are the small ones. The sauna / locker / shower area is down stairs. You got lounge chairs there and no smoking down there where is quiet. No smoking on the lounge until later at night, I think 10 pm. Food is better than crap you get at Artemis. Free tapped beer, so different from LR with selection of bottled beer.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Love the club, hate the club. Decent amount of girls today, guess mid 40's. Of those ten top lookers, another ten decent looking girls and the rest just filler.

Problem is its still such a small club even after the remodeling. Why put a heated smoking tent at the entrance but don't bother with sealing in the larger outdoor area that was just installed? If the main room was double the size it would contend with the other larger clubs. I'd give the lineup a 7. 5.

So what? You don't need 100 top girls, you can't session with them all anyway. I'm always happy with the girls I know there.

If you want more space go to the Kino upstairs, LOL.

I love the party atmosphere, free beer, fairly decent food, partying and dancing with the girls.

[Breadman]

Love the club, hate the club. Decent amount of girls today, guess mid 40's. Of those ten top lookers, another ten decent looking girls and the rest just filler. Problem is its still such a small club even after the remodeling. Why put a heated smoking tent at the entrance but don't bother with sealing in the larger outdoor area that was just installed? If the main room was double the size it would contend with the other larger clubs. I'd give the lineup a 7. 5.