FKK Samya - Cologne

[The Cane]

Thus, it seems to me that the golden age of FKK Samya is over and unlikely to return. Therefore, regrettably my time as a reasonably regular visitor has come to an end, albeit leaving me with some wonderful memories of my many times there. See Club Mondial and Saunaclub Babylon threads for other reports. Please feel free to reach out with any queries, observations, clarification requests etc.

It just seems to me that it's way too soon to be throwing the towel in for good on any establishment as we transition into a post-pandemic world. Venues worldwide are going to need time to recover in order to have any shot at achieving past glory. I think it won't be until 2023 until top mongering destinations can be back to where they were pre-pandemic, including with acceptable line-ups. Even in normal times, seasoned mongers know that the place that was hot last visit may not be the next visit. We have to be reasonable (and patient) and allow our favorite clubs and mongering destinations sufficient time to recover and get back to normal.

[EoghanBanderas]

Club Mondial / FKK Samya / Saunaclub Babylon - 2, 3, 4 & 5 May 2022.

Entry: 50 to enter to include bathrobe, towels, flip-flops, buffet, coffee, soft drinks and draught beer.

Facilities (8/10).

-Buffet.

-Sauna.

-Steam Room.

-Masseur.

-Cinema.

-Rest / Wellness Area.

-Open Smoking Area.

Standard Session (CBJ, No FK): 50430.

Room Quality / Cleanliness: * 8/10.

Clientele: A mix of middle-aged local regulars and visiting businessmen.

Selection:

-Low quantity and average quality. Almost all are from Romania. At peak on the day (20:00), maybe 20 girls present. Mostly 5's to 7's, one or two 8 or 9.

-A large proportion of the girls in attendance were young and disinterested.

-General FKK Samya selection / service has been in decline since mid-2010's, further accelerated by pandemic.

-Observed in Attendance: Andar, Anissia, Diana, Francesca, Matilda, Milena.

Logistics:

-The main action happens in a bar area which has a dance stage surrounded by seating / lounging areas.

-All of the girls hang around the bar area dressed in lingerie / bikinis and stripper heels.

-In general, girls attempt to catch your eye and wave / gesture. Some are more forthright ("you want sex with me?

-Generally girls are in no rush to close the deal, so some small talk is an option if that is what you like. After 5 / 10 minutes, things tend to move into negotiation.

-Generally, the FKK Samya standard session pre-July 2017 is still available from a only minority, most of which charge extra.

Experience:

I approached Anissia (tall, slim Asian). Bad vibe and immediate up-sell of 50 for BBBJ. Politely declined. She seemed disinterested anyway (I like to think that this is her general attitude, rather than with me specifically).

Session 1:

-Diana, petite blonde, multiple tattoos including left forearm sleeve.

-Agreed 50430 including BBBJ ("my first session today so I guess so" no FK.

-Session was ok, would not repeat.

Session 2:

-Milena, late-20's, Italian blonde, multiple tattoos, super pair of bolt-ONS.

-BBBJ requested and offered for +30 which I declined.

-50430 standard session. It was ok, might repeat if I ever visit again.

I spotted Francesca (tall, slim Romanian, multiple tattoos most notably rosary beads on hand). Previously (pre-pandemic) experienced many superb sessions with her. Unfortunately circumstances did not offer opportunity to repeat.

Conclusion:

I started visiting FKK Samya in late 2000's when combination of pricing model / facilities / selection / service was in my opinion exemplary and continued to be so until mid-2010's.

Since then, selection / service has been in decline, ironically since facilities were upgraded with major renovations at that time.

The fact is that pricing model of 50 entry and 50430 has been in place for over 15 years. Thus, if pricing model is fixed, then it is inevitable that selection / service will deteriorate (in the grocery industry, this is called "shrinkflation".

Allowing for inflation over the past 15 years, FKK Samya pricing model should now be 70 entry and 70430. This would be acceptable to me if selection and service was maintained.

However, it seems to me that majority of revenue here is now generated from local regulars that go to "party" and flirt with / ogle girls without any intention to session. As a result, maintenance of selection / service is not a priority of management.

Thus, it seems to me that the golden age of FKK Samya is over and unlikely to return. Therefore, regrettably my time as a reasonably regular visitor has come to an end, albeit leaving me with some wonderful memories of my many times there.

See Club Mondial and Saunaclub Babylon threads for other reports.

Please feel free to reach out with any queries, observations, clarification requests etc.

[Sirioja]

Nice to see that Samya girls still follow the 50/30 pricing.

Thanks for your actual club reviews.

Standard may be CBJ and no FK for 50/30.

[Banana Boi]

Once in the room she asked if I wanted the standard, which was 50 for 30 minutes

Nice to see that Samya girls still follow the 50/30 pricing.

Thanks for your actual club reviews.

[SdeVan]

Went to Samya on Good Friday 4/15 around 2 pm. I heard Samya is a night club but I had nothing else better to do so went early for lunch.

It's 50 to get in but fellow mongers told me you can sign up to track your visits and after every 4th visit you get the 5th visit entry free. It's not advertised so you have to do the secret handshake and ask for it.

Lineup wasn't so great at 2 pm but right around 6 pm girls (and guys unfortunately) started to stream in. Around 10 pm the club really started to pick up. It had a night disco club feel. I would say there were 30 girls at 10 pm, and just as many guys. There were at least 7 girls I was attracted to and would room with.

My first room was with an attractive hungarian named Anais (pronounced Anna Ease). She has perky tits that she shows off naked proudly. Once in the room she asked if I wanted the standard, which was 50 for 30 minutes and CBJ. I didn't want any extras so didn't even ask what the price for extras were. She was okay, nothing special. CBJ for a few minutes, then got on top and cowgirl for a few minutes. Then I flipped her over to fuck her doggy style. This is my finishing move. It never fails me. But she had reached underneath with her fingers to spread her pussy lips. Normally I don't mind this but her fingers were cold. Every thrust was met with cold fingers. This made me last a bit longer than usual. Eventually I pulled her hand away and with the feel of warm pussy lips I was able to finish. I would rate this experience a 7. She has a pretty face and tight body that I like. I would repeat with her.

Met with a group of like minded mongers and we started drinking and having a good time. I was stalking this young blond with curly hairs, I called her Curly (later found out her name to be Vanessa). She was busy and I couldn't get with her this night. I left with only one pop but had a great time. Samya is definitely the place to be so far on my trip. It was Easter weekend so wasn't sure if lineup would be thin, but Samya felt like the Samya of old pre-pandemic.

Next day I went to Babylon and Venus. See Babylon and Venus thread for next day review.

[Sad Old Guy]

Any recent reviews in the last couple of weeks?

Last review 6 weeks ago does not sound like it is back to full line up.

I went in September last year which was probably the worst moment to go for a variety of reasons so I don't want that experience again.

Check out my report under Cologne.

[Chris1791]

Any recent reviews in the last couple of weeks?

Last review 6 weeks ago does not sound like it is back to full line up.

I went in September last year which was probably the worst moment to go for a variety of reasons so I don't want that experience again.

[Escape Artist]

Which FKK Gold are you guys referring to? I googled FKK Gold and found FKK Acapulco Gold in Ratingen and FkkGolden Time in Dusseldorf.

Have somebody tried Rmer Bad in Cologne? There is a few reviews on google.

Acapulco Gold. It's in Ratingen and only 10 minutes to the airport and 10-15 to Altstadt Dusseldorf.

[Sirioja]

Which FKK Gold are you guys referring to? I googled FKK Gold and found FKK Acapulco Gold in Ratingen and FkkGolden Time in Dusseldorf.

Have somebody tried Rmer Bad in Cologne? There is a few reviews on google.

Acapulco Gold Ratingen very close to Dusseldorf airport, also close to GT / Oceans. Entry 25 and usual rate 40/30, but French kiss and BBBJ are not always standard, but some provide.

[BillV90]

Did back to back days at Samya and Gold.

Gold's top 3-4 is better than Samya's top 3-4 at the moment. Many Samya girls are away since December. And for 25 e entry, Gold is a little more busy with men. Hardcore mongers looking to find treasure can have more options at Gold. Also good for locals to go do cheap rooms with one of their top girls. But the sleepy atmosphere at Gold will make many bored when they go.

More Germans than Turkish at Samya right now. I think because you have to have a booster or get a test, there are less young people.

Did not see any top girls at Samya on my visit, but new red hair Ada with a great ass was fire in bed.

Which FKK Gold are you guys referring to? I googled FKK Gold and found FKK Acapulco Gold in Ratingen and FkkGolden Time in Dusseldorf.

Have somebody tried Römer Bad in Cologne? There is a few reviews on google.

[Sirioja]

Before Corona pandemic, Gina was the best girl to me at Samya. Is she still in the club? She is a beautiful Romanian girl, and I like her GFE in the room.

I never noticed her. Call desk, but before covid was 2 years ago.

[Anti Silicone]

Before Corona pandemic, Gina was the best girl to me at Samya. Is she still in the club? She is a beautiful Romanian girl, and I like her GFE in the room.

[Escape Artist]

Did back to back days at Samya and Gold.

Gold's top 3-4 is better than Samya's top 3-4 at the moment. Many Samya girls are away since December. And for 25 e entry, Gold is a little more busy with men. Hardcore mongers looking to find treasure can have more options at Gold. Also good for locals to go do cheap rooms with one of their top girls. But the sleepy atmosphere at Gold will make many bored when they go.

More Germans than Turkish at Samya right now. I think because you have to have a booster or get a test, there are less young people.

Did not see any top girls at Samya on my visit, but new red hair Ada with a great ass was fire in bed.

[Sirioja]

I agree with the peak times. With NRW state and local governments seemingly to be taking a more relax approach than Hessen and Bavaria, it seems unlikely that they will impose new restrictions.

Keeping an eye on that 12 February date to see if Hessen will just let policies passed in late 2021 just expire. Problem is that deaths usually follow 2 weeks behind cases so deaths might peak right at that time. But Germany keeps being an anomaly in the region not showing any signs of worsening severity since they came out of their comparatively late Delta surge.

For now, I guess Samya is FKK king of Germany.

If you visited you would notice Samya is really not at best since Christmas. Gold is more interesting at the moment, had a Globe GFE level for 80/60 with a real woman with elegance and charm and had one who would be most fresh pretty at Globe. If You want to play war with Romanians and Bulgarians competing for vulgarity, Magnum is on top. When A team will come back, 6 sens will be the highest level with Sharks. On average, Samya is not on same level in bed. And at least I visit.

[Escape Artist]

I believe you do at this time 2 G+ but wait a few weeks and watch for changes as I expect the Omicron wave to have peaked. The past few days have seen drops and if Germany follows the pattern then another 3 weeks will see infection rates half their current level. So by late February the rules might change to evidence of a Booster only.

I agree with the peak times. With NRW state and local governments seemingly to be taking a more relax approach than Hessen and Bavaria, it seems unlikely that they will impose new restrictions.

Keeping an eye on that 12 February date to see if Hessen will just let policies passed in late 2021 just expire. Problem is that deaths usually follow 2 weeks behind cases so deaths might peak right at that time. But Germany keeps being an anomaly in the region not showing any signs of worsening severity since they came out of their comparatively late Delta surge.

For now, I guess Samya is FKK king of Germany.