FKK Samya - Cologne

[Curse]

Hello all,

This will be a report on my 3 day trip to Cologne (Koln) and Samya Club on April 29th.

Firstly, I would like to thank all of you who contributed on this thread. It made my trip more enjoyable and saved me time and cash, because of all the sound advice on this forum.

I am living in Paris now because of work for some time now. As most of you know, how crappy the mongering situation is in France, so Germany is the closest option. Here we go.

Transportation: I took the train (Thalys) from Paris to Cologne (Koln). It takes around 3 hours and 15 mins to 3 hours and 45 mins, depending on if the train is directe or stops along the way. Cost was 140 euros for round trip.

Also while I was in Cologne I use only taxis and not public transportation.

Hotel: I stayed at the Hotel Gertrudenhof after reading PedroT97 post. It was very clean, quaint and did the job. The hotel Gertudenhof is less then a 10 min taxi raid to Samya Club. Breakfast was included, its a buffet with cold cuts, egg and some fruits. The only down side to Gertrudenhof was that the enternet was very spotty in my room. Try and get a room next to the stairs, they have better enternet.

Cost of the hotel was 65 euros a night. Taxi cost from and to the Club was around 10 euros.

Samya Stuff and the Club: The stuff was very friendly and security very helpful. I was asked a few times by stuff about how was everything going and if I needed anything. Security were around but discreet, I even had a great conversation with one of the Security guys about which of the girls lived at the club and witch of the girls were actually not Romanian.

The Club it self was "ok" construction was visible on the 2nd floor and the basement. The club was nothing fancy, it reminds me of a really nice fraternity house back in college. The rooms on the 1st floor were small and nothing special but the rooms on the 2nd floor were bigger and had some well placed mirrors and themes.

Club atmosphere: Since I was at Samya on a Tuesday and Wednesday night the club was slow and not many girls were dancing. There was no less then 20 girl earlier, and around 30 or more around 10:00. Wednesday had more girls at the club then Tuesday night. Non of the girls were aggressive or nagging me for business, most of the girls were smiling, talking among themselves and doing thier best to look good for the costumers.

The girls: The girls were wearing bikinis, nightgowns and some were topless. Most of the girls are Romanian. 4 or 5 girls are Polish. The girls I talked to try to lie and pass as Polish or Italian, I personally don't care, I think the Romanian gypsy look is smoking.

In my opinion. 40 percent of the girls in the Club are next door neighbor type, average. 30 percent are above average, the girls in your life that you always wanted to bang. 10 percent were hot and model type. 20 percent of the girls were in the club to fill so kind of fetish, older MILF or chubby or just straight up homelly. Keep in mind that the club is not well lit up for a reason and this is only my opinion. One more thing about the lineup, most girls are around 25 years old with a skinny spiner type body.

My experience: after relaxing in my hotel, I made my way to Samya. I got there are 7 o'clock.

Paid my 50 euros entrance fee, got my robe, towels, slippers and locker keys. One key for the locker in the basement were you keep your clothes and one key for the small locker on the ground floor were you keep your cash and stuff you need to get to fast like your phone, condoms and what not.

Took a shower, put on my robe and decided to take a tour of the club.

With all the talent running a round it was hard to stick to my plan, felt like a kid in a candy store.

Beer, soft drinks, food are all included in you entrance fee. Also behaind the bar they have a nice coffeemaker, just need to ask the bartender. I spent some time in the Kino watching football waiting for more girls to show up.

Around 8:30 I made my way to the bar which is the main place to scope out the talent. Mostly girls not many men. I would say 3 to 1 girls to guys. Also most of the guys there were not interested or just after their regular girl. There was almost no competition for the girls for the 2 nights I was at Samya. Not always a good thing, I will have to suffer through it!

If you see a girl you would like to talk to, just make eye contact and smile. I did that to a tall dink of water, she came right away. Talked to her for 10 mins, and on closer inspection she was not very attractive and after talking for a minute she was pressing me to talk her to a room. Talked a little bit longer but I made it clear that I was interested in taging her, she was cool with that and told me if I wanted her or any of her lovely friends to just let her know.

After she left a tall blond with long hair caught my eye, she was at the bar talking to another blond with short hair. So I was trying to make eye contact with the blond when a beautiful dark haired Romanian lady with pouty lips got in my cross hairs, she shot me a smile and I smiled back and waved her over. Her name was Antonia, which was a bogus name. She latter told me her name was Raluca or something like that. She speaks perfect english and was not pushing me to take her, we talked for a while. I was liking what she was selling so I let her know I was going to fine her (Veteran Thai mongerer) she was happy.

She started with the girlfriend experience at the bar, giving me long lapdances, flaunting her body, teasing me, pluss a little make out session. I couldn't take it anymore more and toke her to a room.

In the room she asked me for how long would I want her for. I am not the type of guy to bang multiple girls a night. So I told her I wanted her for as long as she could keep me in the room! And holy shit she managed to keep me in there for 2 hours. She kept me engaged and hard for the hole time, BBBJ, DFK, messaging all the important stuff, she leaked every part of me including my ass hole. I came 3 times, I am not a young guy so that was a pretty impressive accomplishment on her part.

You pay after the you are done. Just walk to the small locker were you have your cash. She will fallow you. 50 euros for 30 mins and 75 euros for one hour.

After that session I was spent so I want to the bar and had a few beers befor heading out.

I only wish I had a bag full of Vaiagra and five dicks to bang all the girls I waned too. Even the average girls are the type you see in your daily life and wish to bang. One girl looked like my boss, one looked like my friends sister. So much potential for all kinds of debauchery.

First time for me in a FKK club and for sure not the last. I will make my way back there again, soon for sure. The only question is, do I go back to Samya or try out the other FKK clubs.

[Iceberg27]

Hello all,

Thank you all for all the awesome reports. By the time I got to the 10th page on this thread I feelt like I have been at Samya a few times already. I did the same thing before going to the UAE and Thailand, and it helped immensely. I already know what to expect, some noob mistakes and what to watch out for. I booked a room at Hotel Gertrudenhof after reading PedroT97's post.

I plan on hitting Samya early (6:00pm) on the 29th and again on the 30th for the MAI party. I hope that this place lives up to my expectations because I will be stack in Paris for a while and Samya is only a 4 hour train raid.

I do have one question, how can I get my hands on some Viagra or Cialis or Levitra either, in Paris or in Cologne?

Thanks again

Why don't you buy in your own country and put it in your luggage like I did?

[Hessen Bub]

In Germany you need a prescription.

HB

[Curse]

Hello all,

Thank you all for all the awesome reports. By the time I got to the 10th page on this thread I feelt like I have been at Samya a few times already. I did the same thing before going to the UAE and Thailand, and it helped immensely. I already know what to expect, some noob mistakes and what to watch out for. I booked a room at Hotel Gertrudenhof after reading PedroT97's post.

I plan on hitting Samya early (6:00pm) on the 29th and again on the 30th for the MAI party. I hope that this place lives up to my expectations because I will be stack in Paris for a while and Samya is only a 4 hour train raid.

I do have one question, how can I get my hands on some Viagra or Cialis or Levitra either, in Paris or in Cologne?

Thanks again

[Tedesco]

Samya definitely is not a place for service highlights; there are a few, but you usually need to have someone to give you tips. I've been there on numerous occasions with a bunch of regulars being gloomy because no one worthwhile was there (with 40+ girls in attendance). It is a partyclub first and foremost.

You're right, SAMYA can't be compared with places like Dolce Vita or the huge clubs in downtown and surrounding Frankfurt. I come to Samya since roughly 6 years even though being residential in Frankfurt.

Why? It's the special familiar atmosphere, the friendly interaction between all people (most of the guests, management, service guys and girls for sure, too).

I visited the place last Friday: construction is going ahead very quickly and the new 7 rooms on the ground floor are already for use. The balcony alongside two sides of the building on the 1st floor (therefore the former romm and° 4 at the end of the corridor was taken away) already equipped with furnitures for laying aound. A place to relax in hopefully upcoming higher temperature levels and sun. Within the next three weeks the bar area will be completely renewed. The new kitchen area is close to be finished. Direct connection to the also already finished huge space with tables and chairs for eating. Outside this area another section will be installed for smokers. Currently smoking is in the eating area (also 3 slot machines there. I dislike the noise they are producing but ok). New lockers, some more spacious, others as small as before, but a good progress compared to the past.

GIRLS: yes, it's not the "stunner" club, but the number of girls even on Easter Monday, was quite fair up from 6 pm (30-35).3 German. 2 Polish, a few Bulgarian and endless Romanian girls on scene. Coming in at 1 pm I immediately took the chance to book Agnieszka (Poland, long blond hair) for a one hour session in order to save and make my day already in the beginning.

I like this relaxed place as you don't feel the competition between girls as in FKK Mainhattan e. G. Or at least in another way. A pity that girls meanwhile use too much clothes when hanging around. Be lucky to see some with naked boobs.

Nonetheless a place to go for me also in the future.

[Breadman]

Here is a picture of construction.

Thanks for the picture of the construction, the outside wall resembles the diagram they had pasted in the club last year. From what I remember of the diagram, they are planning a small outside garden running along the sides of the building.

[Iceberg27]

Here is a picture of construction.

I am sure there are some great service providers.I said that because of my little chat with Larissa.She gave me impression that boss is always on girl's side.

Just my opinion Banana...

[Free Dude]

Samya definitely is not a place for service highlights; there are a few, but you usually need to have someone to give you tips. I've been there on numerous occasions with a bunch of regulars being gloomy because no one worthwhile was there (with 40+ girls in attendance). It is a partyclub first and foremost.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for your review, Ice. I see you enjoy a nite club atmosphere like I do. Consider Mondial any night after 10 pm or PHG on a Fri/Sat night next trip.

Thanks for the heads up on Sofia and Emilia. Not sure who they are but will ask my girls to point them out.

BTW were rooms readily available or was there a wait time?

I have to add that the quality of service is a bit lower in Samya compared to others. And I have figured out the reason for this. Hakan just giving too much importance to girls and make them feel they are the boss here. This is typical Turkish business mentality. Service provider is over service purchaser.

Not sure how you made this conclusion in 1 Samya visit but Hakan is very strict on her girls and I think their care for their customers is only 3rd behind H7 and PHG (previous ownership at least).

The low service level at Samya is not a fair comment. imo 3 is not a large enough sample size to make this comment. You also say this even though one of the Samya girls was the best GFE experience you had this trip? There are girls there who are mind blowing service providers.

[Iceberg27]

Day 4 Samya.

I have arrived there at 7 p. M on Wednesday. (09. 04. 2014) Construction continues. The entrance was a bit dirty because of renovation work. I have really enjoyed the place. BTW please note music starts about 10 p. M so I would prefer to get there after 9 pm Line up was satisfactory. Better than Magnum. I had more fun there than I had in Oase.

I have been with 3 girls.

Sophia: She told me that she is half German half Spanish. She is a cute princess. I can gave her a 10 without any hesitation in looks. She was ok in the room but I think she lies about some issues sometimes. She is a party girl. The chemistry just wasnt there between us since I like her.

Larissa; I take her just because of her beatiful ass. She is a big nose up in the room. Not recommendable. Stay away.

Emilia:This girl gave me the best session that I had in my whole trip. She is a real cutie. True GFE.

Cold beers and non sparkling waters available from refrigerator.

I think problem here is Kino. Samya simply has the best Kino through the ones that I have seen. (BTW I consider myself as an experienced Fkker anymore since I have seen 6 of them already.) But it's always playing football matches and normal tv programmes. So as expected there is no action in kino. I have talked this with Hakan and many other things but I am not sure he will change smt. He doesn't look really understand this. I also told him girls shouldn't approach customers during they are having their meals. The good point for Kino is; Its next to girls locker room. The best thing about Samya is to be able to dance and cuddle with girls unlimitedly. You can flirt with the girls here as much as you want. There is a lot of fun available there. In a moment you can put your warm and hard dick to a girl's air cooled ass while she is standing in front of the bar. I have already done this. I have to add that the quality of service is a bit lower in Samya compared to others. And I have figured out the reason for this. Hakan just giving too much importance to girls and make them feel they are the boss here. This is typical Turkish business mentality. Service provider is over service purchaser. As you will all agree it's contraversery clubs like GT and it should be. The customers must be the boss in saunaclubs!

Unforgettables;

Nergis from Romania playing with my cock and I was wathcing 5 nice girl dancing oriental on bar table.

Girls playing with your cock while you are eating.

Comfortable seats.

[LongRange]

The trams actually have ticket machines on them, at the front, if in the future you don't have a Koln card. Hope thats helps someone.

[Diet Coke]

Does this mean that smoking is now not allowed in the bar area?

When I was there I did not see anyone smoking inside, but in room said you could smoke.

[Free Dude]

When I was at Samya about 7 weeks ago smoking was only allowed outside.

HB

This is true until about 10pm, after that they allow smoking inside again (at least they did until recently). Maybe they'll stop this when the whole building thing is finished.

[Hessen Bub]

When I was at Samya about 7 weeks ago smoking was only allowed outside.

HB

[Ableyone]

Just outdoor room with open / glass wall / door and area before gravel. Maybe a place for garden / lounge area.

Does this mean that smoking is now not allowed in the bar area?