FKK Samya - Cologne

[Mattador]

Samya was boring today compared to previous experiences. Most girls looked very bored too as there were not many men either.

Did the Hungarian 20-year old Barbara who has a great smile, very big tattoo covering half of her body, baby face, petite but large boobs. She speaks no english and only little german enough to do the small talk. Took her for an hour. She was compliant with my requests but not a top performer. Fake moans all the time. Still a good optik-fick!

Then took Livia. A graet kisser. And top notch performance not seen frequently among the romanians, as we apparently clicked well too.

There were few other 8-9s but mostly on the 7-scale. Few veterans like Cornelia, Viviana and few other turkish and Romanian girls whose names now escape me as well as the funny old german guy walking around with a swimming short and socks were present too.

[Putantour]

I had spotted a pair of time a girl that I liked, so asap I catched her and try talking.

Music so loud, that when after 1 minute I told her "let's move to talk in an other place, here is to noisy.", she go to get the key.

Ok, so let's go to room.

Name: Hara.

Nationality: Romania.

Age: Early 20s.

Hair: Blonde / paint, short

Eyes: Dark brown / black.

Breast: C cup.

Body: 160/162 cm, normal body (not fat, not too thin, just right size)

Standard service, nothing to be enthusiastic. I've had to stop her blowjob a pair of time, cause she was hurting me. Sometimes situation became so fake, that my friend reacts in going down, and the more he goes down, the more the girls go hard and fast and fake. So stop, please, breathe, and try going more realistic.

[Putantour]

Been finally to Samya wed. 06 April.

Arrived 8 pm, internal parking with just 1 place, but it's really small; several cars around by the roads.

Nice place, clean, nice food always re-assorted.

What I like:

- 20-25 girls high level beauty.

- food ok, for get in without loosing time dinnering outside.

- free beer.

- clean.

What should be wrong:

- too close to Koln city, during w. E. And in Messe time should be a nightmare.

- 3 floor of stairs. From wellness area, to top tv-sports (there were Champions League) area.

- in the lounge / bar music really to loud, it's difficult to stay talking 5 minutes with a girl.

I was outside in the small garden / open air and saw a very nice girl coming out for a phone call, so wait till she finished and get her. Talk for 5 minutes then go upstairs for work.

Name: Sheri (or Sheryl)

Age: early 20s.

Nationality: Morocco.

Hair: Black. Shoulder lenght.

Eyes: black.

Body: thin. 165 cm.

Breast: C cups.

Very very good job, friendly, funny, hot, and active.

Follow soon.

[Member #4243]

Visited samya Monday evening 4/4, expecting it to be quiet was nice to see some life there and some great looking girls. Around 15-20 girls of which 5 I liked a lot, the others were still hot but not quite my type. The club facilities downstairs were great and very clean. On going upstairs I was instantly surprised by how small the set up was, having

Only been to big clubs like oase, palace before. At first I was a real disappointed. But after careful observing of the girls.

I noticed some real stunners and the small intimate nature of the whole setup began to grew on me. I ended up spending 2 hours with 1 hour tina blonde (said was german but later was told she was Hungarian) really cute with freckles, the face of a next door type girl, with the body of a playboy model. I enjoyed watchin the girls dance on stage,

And especially the live saxophone. Could not keep still to the beat of music to the bemusement of some of the locals.

Final girls of my germany trip (see oase thread) was penolope of germany. Gorgeous tanned 23 year old originally from brazil, studying in germany doing this to pay her way through university, real inteelectual conversation, deep kissing etc.

Overall I was very happy with samya and would go back anytime.

[Vito Corleone]

Music does tend to get pretty loud on occasions. They turn it up especially high when the girls start dancing on the counter, and that can last twenty minutes or so. Nothing unbearable, but it definitely can limit conversation. The solution? Just sit at the counter and gaze upwards. Can be quite a sight.

Don't worry about the quality of the girls or the service. Rarely heard any complaints on that score.

I accually like it when the girls start dancing on the counter. Find a hot babe you like & most will start grinding on you. Just grind along with the music. Great way to get your mojo back towards the end of a 7-10 day trip.

[Jerboa]

Thank you for tips.

Will be there tomorrow evening. Report will follow.

Have fun.

Lucky you, have a good time.

[Putantour]

Thank you for tips.

Will be there tomorrow evening. Report will follow.

Have fun.

[Woof Woof]

They start to really crank up the music from 21:00 on. Prior to that, you can still have a long conversation without straining your chords. But you have options to get away from the loud music. Go downstairs to the non-smoking wellness area or go upstairs to the third floor lounge. I prefer the latter when I like to speak to my regular prior to zimmer time.

[Toscana]

Reading on other german forum, someone says that the music so high and loud it's a big problem.

Is it really so?

And what about the girls level and quality of service? Should I go or wil be a disappointment?

Music does tend to get pretty loud on occasions. They turn it up especially high when the girls start dancing on the counter, and that can last twenty minutes or so. Nothing unbearable, but it definitely can limit conversation. The solution? Just sit at the counter and gaze upwards. Can be quite a sight.

Don't worry about the quality of the girls or the service. Rarely heard any complaints on that score.

If smoke irritates you might want to try elsewhere. And I personally find the logistics of the place difficult (I. E. Getting into contact with the girl you seek).

But it's all relative, it's a fine well-run FKK with free beer and NRW prices.

[Putantour]

I've never been in Samya, but I've planned to go soon.

Reading on other german forum, someone says that the music so high and loud it's a big problem.

Is it really so?

And what about the girls level and quality of service? Should I go or wil be a disappointment?

There are so many choice in area.

Thank you my friends.

[Bobo.fr]

Hello!

On the Samya homepage under "Information" and "specials" you can read more about the AKTION 6 plus 1 Program.

T

OK, thanks.

http://www.samya.de/Home/Information#2

By the way,doyou know more about the use of credit cards ?

Thanks

[Tjohoo]

Hello!

On the Samya homepage under "Information" and "specials" you can read more about the AKTION 6 plus 1 Program.

T

[Bobo.fr]

Hi Bobo. Fr,

Thank you for the note about the inability to pay the entritt by credit card. That is useful to know for some of visitors wanting to save their euro cash for the hookers and other sundries on the credit card. Some of us have daily limits on their cash withdrawals. I also know guys that are on business accounts who prefer to pay these entrance costs by credit card too. It seems there is an entertainment element allowable.

Sorry to hear your visit to Samya was an unpopped result. Lila must sure be worth it for you to invested so much in trying to make a meeting and have I unrequited.

That is a loss to have paid 100€ for entrance and getting just a bowl of soup and a drink. That extra 50€ would have gone to Ali's retirement fund. Watch your change from money handed over.

What is the fidelity program? Is that a Samya loyalty scheme whereby you get some sort of reduced entritt or contribute to some charity fund?

Hello, Basketcase,

1) Credit card :

Last year I could pay, more than once, with AMEX.

Be warned however :

1-a) My passport was photocopied.

1-b) On the AMEX account, SAMYA was explicitely written.

Last week, the cashier showed me a note written in German when she refused me to use the credit card so I don't know really if it was just for that day (for example, the machine was out of order) or for ever (some Samya goers may help ?).


2) Lila.

2-a) You can see on her web page that she does propose very classical services.

2-b) However, you should know that there is at least one client who is ready to pay for 5 hours meeting with her, including many hours chatting at the bar (I was (more than once) one of his victims, and I'm not the only one, according to the German forum www.freiercafe.com)

So you may have an idea of her : she provides much more "escort" services than PSE (I may say not at all PSE) services.

Up to now, I don't have meetings longer than 3 hours with her and I may say that if Samya has rooms with bathtube or shower inside (as in Yin Yang or Villa Vertigo) I would probably propose her longer meetings.


3) Ali's retirement fund.

However, I should say that, in the past, more than once, I was kindly offered "invation card" for (a next) free entrance.

Well, let's be Buddhist (?) : we get what we "paid" (, not necessary in the same life, and not necessary in financial terms only) and we "pay" what we got

4) Fidelity program.

I read on the French written forum www.youppie.net (thanks to the members) that for 2011, we may get a free entrance after 6 paid entrances : http://www.youppie.net/forum/showpos...27&postcount=4

[Basketcase]

When I arrived at Samya, I could not pay the entrance by credit card anymore : the cashier showed me some words written in German apparently about the use of credit cards. I didn't expect this refusal and hardly found out a banknote of 100 Euros (all my 50 Euros banknotes were prepared into packages of 75 Euros) ; I gave it to the cashier and asked her to be applied in the "fidelity program".

Lila told me that she was already booked for the whole night and informed me that there was a birthday party. I left Samya to go to the restaurant "Oyster" as I initially planned before knowing that Lila was present at Samya.

In the tram, I realized that, while we talked about the "fidelity program", the cashier and me forgot that I should take back 50 Euros from my 100 Euros banknote : so a total cost of 100 Euros for a bowl of soup and a bottle of apple juice (zero meeting in room)! The next time I will prepare 50 Euros for the entrance fee!

Hi Bobo. Fr,

Thank you for the note about the inability to pay the entritt by credit card. That is useful to know for some of visitors wanting to save their euro cash for the hookers and other sundries on the credit card. Some of us have daily limits on their cash withdrawals. I also know guys that are on business accounts who prefer to pay these entrance costs by credit card too. It seems there is an entertainment element allowable.

Sorry to hear your visit to Samya was an unpopped result. Lila must sure be worth it for you to invested so much in trying to make a meeting and have I unrequited.

That is a loss to have paid 100€ for entrance and getting just a bowl of soup and a drink. That extra 50€ would have gone to Ali's retirement fund. Watch your change from money handed over.

What is the fidelity program? Is that a Samya loyalty scheme whereby you get some sort of reduced entritt or contribute to some charity fund?

[Nille Copenhagen]

When I left TL

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1138483

I planned to dinner at.

http://www.oyster-restaurant.com/

I realized that I should take the tram 16, the one to go to Samya : by a short check, I was informed that Lila

http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=711

Was working there.

When I arrived at Samya, I could not pay the entrance by credit card anymore : the cashier showed me some words written in German apparently about the use of credit cards.

I didn't expect this refusal and hardly found out a banknote of 100 Euros (all my 50 Euros banknotes were prepared into packages of 75 Euros) ; I gave it to the cashier and asked her to be applied in the "fidelity program".

Samya was full of icebears!

Lila told me that she was already booked for the whole night and informed me that there was a birthday party.

I left Samya to go to the restaurant "Oyster" as I initially planned before knowing that Lila was present at Samya.

In the tram, I realized that, while we talked about the "fidelity program", the cashier and me forgot that I should take back 50 Euros from my 100 Euros banknote : so a total cost of 100 Euros for a bowl of soup and a bottle of apple juice (zero meeting in room)! The next time I will prepare 50 Euros for the entrance fee!

I'm sorry to hear that. You could came back that same evening and fuck some other girls.