FKK Samya - Cologne

[Marlow]

ISG members seem to be getting a reputation as easy pickings in clubs. I keep hearing of guys being overcharged. One instance where a guy was charged an exta 50E for sex in addition to the normal 50E.

Whereas this practice of upping the ante is a virus in the Frankfurt clubs, it now seems to have spread to Cologne. Give in and you make it not only worse for yourself but all other 'tourists' who follow your footsteps. Don't get chewed by the sharks.

[Masayama]

Last weekend I did a visit to Samya.

Took tram 16 to Michaelsoven, from there it's a 10 minute walk to Samya. I arrived in the late afternoon.

They were barbequeing in the oudoor area, so after showering I had dinner.

After having seen Onita dancing nude during a previous visit, and reading reports about her, I wanted a session with her, but she was busy with some of her regular clients.

In the beginning, the lineup was rather limited. A few Romanian girls were sitting nearby, and one of them looked quite attractive. So I sat next to her and tried to talk to her. She called herself Gilba, see details on the Samya website. However, she didn't seem very interested in talking to me, constantly looked away and sometimes talking to her girlfriends. So I gave her up.

Then I discovered Lila at the bar. She's a Polish curly blonde with sparkling eyes. (169 cm, 22 years, B cup according to the website, although I'd guessed her age to be a somewhat higher.) She was very easy to talk to, and we soon ended up in a room. Good kissing, and she seemed to enjoy DATY. Then BJ and sex in a few positions. When I still hadn't come after having sex for a while, she suggested BBBJTCIM, and I agreed. That did the trick. A good session, especially the BJ, and the girl has good attitude. Will probably repeat if she's still there on my next visit.

After some sauna, I returned to the bar and relaxed there for a while. I saw Onita again, alone on a couch. So I went up to her and tried to start a conversation. She explained to me that she had regular clients paying for her time even then, so she was not available. I'm not sure if that was the truth, or if she simply didn't want to session with me. I've read that she can be picky.

So I went on to sit with Netti (Hungary, short to shoulder length dark hair, 157 cm, 20 years, A cup), who often hangs around with Onita. I had been with her on my previous visit, so I knew roughly what to expect. A quite energetic session, with kissing, BJ, sex and a CIM finish. Her BJ may have been a bit hard, but it did work. Will probably repeat, but maybe not on every visit.

CIM is neither listed on Lila's nor Netti's page on the Samya website, so it's possible they don't offer this service to everyone.

After some more sauna and relaxing in the bar, I realised I was too tired for another session, which was a pity, as the lineup had improved during the hours I had been there, including a couple of beauties I'd really like to session with. Both slim and curvy, one petite and one quite tall. I saw them dancing topless in the bar later on, along with Onita, Netti and another girl. Onita and Netti were dancing nude.

I missed Linna, who I've had a couple of excellent sessions with earlier.

Oh, and it looks like BJ queen Bilge has either quit the business or moved to another club, she's no longer listed on the website.

[Smart Some]

Hi,

I was at Samya last thursday. I have been with Ranja couple of times and no doubt she is very good, passionate and knows her job very well, but in my opinion her time calculation is always up by 0.5 hour. My first encounter was billed for 2 hour and second one was billed as 1 hours , though in my opinion the session was exactly half i.e. 1 hours and .5 hour.

Secondly her 1 hour charge is 100 E rather than a conventional rate of 75 E.

Happy Mongering,

SS

Well done Tjohoo, glad to hear you had a good session with Ranja, I've seen her a few times over the last two years, and she Is one of the best performers, as well as very sexy, unlucky about Mandy though.

[Jerboa]

Well done Tjohoo, glad to hear you had a good session with Ranja, I've seen her a few times over the last two years, and she Is one of the best performers, as well as very sexy, unlucky about Mandy though.

[Tjohoo]

Last weekend I returned to Köln for a visit to Samya and Living Room. I had planned to go on this trip a coulple of weekes earlier, but the ashes from Iceland stopped me.

I decided to visit Samya on Friday and LR on Saturday. The reason was that Samya arragend a football-evening on Saturday and theme-nights tend to be to crowded for me. I guess that type of arrangements are more fun if you are a group of friends partying together.

When I arrived at 3 pm. The parking was already almost full, only one empty spot for me, next to the entrace. This looked to become a busy Friday with a lot of girls and guests, but that would not be the case.

I arrived 30 seconds before Onita, who returned after a holiday-break if I understood the conversation at the reception correct. The girls looks stunning in their "civil clothes". It is strange, but it is easier to understand how extremly beautiful some of them are when they are fully dressed. Onita for example in a chic jacket and thight jeans must make most of us men turn our heads if she should walk by us in the street, and most men would think that it would be impossible to get a girl like that in bed. But in the fantastic country Germany and in clubs like Samya that is more then possible, it's almost a garantie.

When I enterd the bar area I my whithe uniform I almost immediately found Ranja behind the bar, dancing and smiling. I have read many positive reports about her and I did not take any risks of missing her and started a conversation. She is a happy bubbly, intellegent girl. We got on very well and we soon landed on the bed in the great big room 5. She is a pro, and knows exactly how to play the game. She jumped up on the bed on all four and let me finger her I all possible ways. She has soft light brown skin and a just stunning pussy. It was amazing to have her on top of me, and looking at the whole show in the mirrors in the ceiling. She is very serviceminded. Afterwards she told me that we had 10 minutes left and wondered what I wanted to do during that time.

When I had paid her I took a long sauna and grabbed a nap for 1, 5 hours. Then it was time for dinner and then time for a new session. Just before dinner I started to talk to a Mandy, a 20 year old german girl. She has very special hair-do. Someone compared it to a lion. We talked a bit and decided to eat before going to the room. We were both very hungry. Outside the room she was smiley and easy to talk to, but once we entered the room everything changed. She got silent, shy and withdrawn. She undressed after a while. I could not touch her pussy and she only gave very light kisses. And she said absolutely nothing. I have no idea what happend. She gave me an OK blowjob and then on with the condom and a mecanical fuck from both sides. My worst experience in a club so far. Well thats life. The clock had passed 7 PM and Samy would normally start to get into party-mood. But not this night, well not before 9:30 PM when I gave up. I like to look at the girls dancing on the stage and I like the music and the pulse. But it was not to be found at Samya the 7 of May 2010.

Next stop Living Room.

[Cutty Sark]

First, great thanks to Ableyone for the directions- they are spot on if you want to save the cab fare. For others also, the cab fare is not much, you can reach Samya from the city center with less than 20 Euro.

I was in Samya last Saturday and stayed for 5-6 hours from evening until late night.

I have been to 3-4 other FKK clubs before going to Samya, and my first impression on entering the place was as follows:
1. Quality of girls much better than other clubs
2. Space and comfort of the mingling area much worse than other clubs

The most important aspect of this club became clear a little later- When I arrived there were 2 men to every girl in the club, and this ratio became progressively worse as the night wore on. Ultimately there were only a handful of girls and more than 50 men in the club!

One of the girls i was with (Anika, Hungarian) explained that this is a regular feature with Samya and this is why it is much sought after by the working girls because they are able to do brisk business without trying too much. That is also the reason why the club is able to get good talent. However because of the lack of space they are not able to get more than a certain number of girls. Anika was also working in another club but shifted to Samya recently and she said that she has had much better earnings since then.

The girls are very professional- which is both good and bad. On the good side, service standards as well as prices (50 Eur with BBBJ +25 for CIM) are fixed and you will not be disappointed. On the bad side, GFE is seriously compromised. If you approach any girl, you will have to wait between 30 minutes to 2 hours to get her, depending on:
1. How many men have "booked" her before you
2. Whether there is a free room in the house

Service in the room was great but once out, the girls would make it clear to everyone that they wanted to relax for some time before taking the next client, so there was very little mingling during this time.

The bar area is tiny and it is hard to find a place to sit. There is a bigger outside area but the weather has to be warm for one to sit there, on the day that i was there it was not the case.

There was a good selection of drinks (many types of beer and many soft drinks) as well as some great food- barbecue outside and salads inside.

For a non smoker like me, it was a problem- a small area with 50 frustrated men and 15 tired women who are smoking non-stop- the place was a gas-chamber!

The club is in 4 floors, basement is actually nice with sauna, massage and showers. Ground floor is the bar (inadequate as reported above). First floor has only rooms, and second floor has a small but nice TV lounge as well as more rooms. On football nights this is quite popular and i can imagine it would be very nice as well.

I don't regret going to Samya but next time I will go to Living Room, which is more relaxed and easy.

[Ableyone]

I have gathered from info here to take U bahn to Rodenkirchen Michaelshoven stop. But what next? How far by foot? The more precise that directions the more helpful.

Thanks in advance

Rick

Samya can be reached by public transportation as follows.

Samya is located about 10 minutes walk from tram line 16 stop Michaelshoven; from Koeln main railway station Dom/Hbf take the line 16 tram in the direction Bad Godesberg, and after approximately 25 minutes get off at Michaelshoven.

Head towards the footbridge over the railway lines, do not cross the footbridge but turn left and exit the station down a narrow dark pathway, ahead you will see a security guard's hut veer right at this point and the pathway will gradually open up into a road with some trucks parked up for the night.

Follow this road until you come to a relatively busy main road, cross this road and continue straight ahead into Emil Hoffmann Str. you should pass both a bus stop and a sign to Samya which at the moment appears not to point in quite the right direction, continue along this road until you come to the first right turn (into Kirschbaumweg) take this and after a short distance you will see the yellow tented extension of the Samya building.

[Diet Coke]

I have gathered from info here to take U bahn to Rodenkirchen Michaelshoven stop. But what next? How far by foot? The more precise that directions the more helpful.
Thanks in advance
Rick

[Solid State]

After striking out at sara' I headed over to Samya. I planned to go on Saturday

Anyway and wished I had as it was mega easter party night.

Been many times before so got a warm welcome from the door lady. E50 and down stairs to the changing rooms. For anyone who has never been their facilities are first class-4 different shower areas where if your lucky the girls will shower also. Up to the main room and lots of nice girls on shows 15-20 but only a few that took my fancy. My first choice, yara was not present. She has a firey temperament and wonder whether she has fallen out with someone. Got talking to a plain looking blond(lenka 19)not really my type. Shewas fun and bubbly and spoke a little english.

Still surveying the premises I had made eye contact with a few potentials and got a positive response. I would go down stairs and freshen up and then move in on who ever came around first. As it happened Lenka had followed me down stairs to see what I was up to. What the hell what's e50 I'll give her a try for half an hour, she had a nice character and was willing.

Upstairs in the room she started off by laying on her stomach and asking me to massage her. Oh my god! Had I made a mistake here this was classic time wasting tactics. I told her to stop messing around which fired her into action

And boy what action. Nice little body as it goes see cup tits, shapely little arse

When bent over, great blowjob and fuck and I had now agreed to go for the hour. She really seemed to be enjoying what I was giving her and she was

Pushing alot of my buttons but right when what I thought was her having

An orgasm she reached into her bag for her phone to tell me I had 3 mins

Left-a pro to the max.

After the session down stairs she seemed to attach herself to me. I didn't want to cramp her style and put other punters off but she didn't seem to mind. A couple of hours passed and she was still chilling with me.

She wanted another session with me. As I enjoyed the first one so I endulged

Her before she had to go at midnight.

She must have been disappointed I only wanted half hour now and it really

Affected the performance. All in all she was great fun and a girlfriend

Experience but it wasn't real(as opposed to rgfe)

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[Varenne]

You may also take the U-bahn (U16 ?) to Michaelshoven, which takes 23mins and runs every 10 or 20mins. Then a 5 minute walk and you are at the door of Samya. The way from the U-bahn station to Samya is a bit tricky though. Hint : Cross the bridge!

You surely meant don't cross the bridge, that is if you're coming to Michaelshoven from Köln centre. Cross the bridge on the way back to the station. This map detail should be self explanatory (U-bahn traffic drives on the right).

[Breadman]

Park Sauna Residenz has had something of a revival on the German boards, gets constantly good reports at present. Was dismal to start with....
will gird my loins and take a butcher's.....and send despatch from front line.

So what's being said about Residenz?

[Mattador]

My only point, it's less than 6 mi (~10km) and 1 taxi ride from the center of Koln. No switching trains, no waiting on trains and no easy walk from train station. If you're already in Koln, Samya is easier to get to.

Taxi from Koln Hauptbahnof to Samya costs 18euros, and takes 20-30mins depending on traffic. You may also take the U-bahn (U16 ?) to Michaelshoven, which takes 23mins and runs every 10 or 20mins. Then a 5 minute walk and you are at the door of Samya. The way from the U-bahn station to Samya is a bit tricky though. Hint : Cross the bridge!

[Uncle Volodya]

! An just the thought of making that walk gets my heart pumping!

I will be there this Wednesday and Thursday. They have some kind of Wild West Poker tournament Wednesday (half off admission if you wear a cowboy hat). Free Whiskey too. Sounds like fun!

Hope to finaly get a session wiht Amira and those lovely juggs of hers.

Promise to post!

Uncle-V

Sirs,

Michaelshoven train station is close to Samya. It takes between 5-10 minutes to walk from the station to Samya. Trains from Koln HBF to Michaelsoven take around 25 minutes. Line number is 16. If you look on Samya's website there is a timetable.

If anyone needs more info let me know as I have travelled to Samya by train several times in the last couple of years.

Z

[Ableyone]

My only point, it's less than 6 mi (~10km) and 1 taxi ride from the center of Koln. No switching trains, no waiting on trains and no easy walk from train station. If you're already in Koln, Samya is easier to get to.

Appologies Boomer10, I am in complete agreement with you. To be clear I probably should have quoted the following.

Ahh - I just assumed that since you could easily take the train to Ikea Kaarst from the main station it was not that far away. But easy access (and limited amount of transport) from city center with public transport is crucial for me.

Hence I was thinking in terms of public transport rather than taxis.


Thanks for the info regarding the towels.

[Boomer10]

The Living Room can also be reached relatively easily from Koeln main railway station despite its apparent distance from Koeln. From Koeln Hbf take the RE express in the direction Krefeld which leaves at 42 minutes past the hour, 23 minutes later and after one stop at Dormagen get off at Neuss Hbf, cross to platform 8 and take the S28 (in the direction Kaarster See) one stop (5 Mins.) to Ikea Kaarst, from here the club is an easy 10 minute walk.

I have only visited Samya a couple of times but have never really understood the towel situation. In my first session the girl gave me a towel for my shower afterwards but during my second session the girl did not, this had me hunting high and low for one, finally I asked for one at the reception only to be met by a puzzled look and given a towel.

On my second visit I asked the girl afterwards whilst we were down in the basement and she got one from one of the cleaning staff. I never really figured this one out are you supposed to use the same towel the whole time you are there?

My only point, it's less than 6 mi (~10km) and 1 taxi ride from the center of Koln. No switching trains, no waiting on trains and no easy walk from train station. If you're already in Koln, Samya is easier to get to.

Towels, I get'm from the reception desk.