FKK Samya - Cologne

[Woof Woof]

On my October visit (in tow with Angus and Toscana) I had the serious hots for Yoel, who just seemed the most energetic of everyone in the room and to actually be enjoying herself. Tall lanky body, not a classic beauty, but pretty in that girl next door US coed type with her hair tied back. At the time she was behind the counter, sipping in a drink and making like a DJ, playing with the sound system.

I wouldn't describe Yoel as being lanky. Thick lower body with a nice bubble butt. Your description of her as US coed type is spot on though. When i first saw her face, I had instant flashbacks of a sorority chick i used to bang eons ago. Yoel apparently divides her day at Samya by working as an sp during the day shift and working behind the bar in the evening shift.

[Bacon Sandwich]

I'm posting this here because I'm not sure where to post it.

I was in the US last week on business, and had a little free time, so I went to a popular American site, eros.com, (I used the eros-ny.com section since I was in New York) to see if I could hook up with an attractive and willing lady.

I was stunned.

The first ad I read was that of Giselle, a very pretty young lady of 25 years old who describes herself as a combination of german and brasilian stock. To judge by the pictures she is, seriously, very pretty: great ass, what look to be very nice, un-enhanced tits. Beautiful olive skin.

She wanted 500 dollars for what was called a "one-hour introduction."

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! Giselle is, as I said, very attractive. She has, as I said, a great ass and nice, olive skin. But $500 is, by the current exchange rate, 346 euro, which is over four times the rate that I paid just a month ago for a girl who called herself Gulcan, who worked at Samya in Cologne until recently, to give me a nice, long deep blowjob and, along with a friend of hers, whose name I unfortunately cannot recall, lick my ass for nearly and hour, after which she allowed me to fuck both her and her friend deeply while they kissed me passionately, shoving their tongues nearly to my tonsils. Seriously. 150 euro for an hour of pleasure that I will probably remember for the rest of my life. Needless to say, they were both at least as hot as Giselle.

What the fuck is wrong with America? As an American, I don't know. It's a country that seems to extol sex as a virtue--watch any cable late-night channel to get a feel for it--and yet when it comes to actually fulfilling the desires it stokes, it seems to say that if you're a millionaire you can get your willy off, but everyone else is only allowed to watch.

I'm fairly certain that you could, for 50 euro on the rue d'aerschot in Brussels, get better service than nearly anywhere in the United States for 500 dollars. (The one exception perhaps being strip clubs in Detroit, where I have been offered, and accepted, a blowjob for 100 bucks.) (But even that does not compare to the tamest European red light district)

None of this has a point, I guess, except to say that I cannot wait to get back to my beloved Europe, not only for the sex, but also for the sense of proportionality. The sense that while, yes, sex is good and wonderful and a real enhancement of the human condition, it is not priceless.

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[Jerboa]

Hi Jerboa,

Thank you for connecting your mid October 2009 report to the comment that you make. I can see where you are coming from.

Leanna tried to nab you for 75 euro for what you believe to be a half hour session. You ended up paying 50 euro but after Leanna cursed you in German. I suppose you would have known the intent even if your German was not good but you did get by in German per your report.

The odd girl at Golden Time say that they charge clients from the time that they collect the key since a time is noted down and so there is a reference point that is in writing on when the session started. I do not know what the reall rule is but this is what the odd girl has said to me at Golden Time. I do not know what the Samya policy is but this approach may explain why Leanna's time keeping differs to your time keeping. Leanna would have taken the time from when she collected the key to when she returned the key. You are timing the session from the moment you enter the room to the time that you leave the room. You can see that Leanna's time will invariably be longer than the time that you think it is and so she may think she is entitled to the extra half hour price of 25 euro.

The price list on the reception counter lists all the standard extras like come in mouth, swallow, Anal, dressing up, etc... These I believe are set standard extras.

For the extras that are not listed then I expect that girls can charge extra for what they deem to be an extra or is an extra from the socialised understanding amongst punters and sex workers.

Stephania (Italy) charged me for a COB finish but all the other girls including Caty (Russia / Finland), Amira (Germany), Onita (Hungary) and Vanessa (Czech) did not charge me COB finishes. I guess this implies that it is up to the girl to decide the tariff for extras. Ranja charging for COB appears for some to be an extra. Arguable that anal fingering is an extra too at 25 euro. I would not pay for anal fingering. The girls I have done anal fingering with I asked for permission first confirming that there was no charge or they seemed to press against my finger which implied that they liked it and there would be no charge.

I am sure there are many guys that get 2 hours in the room plus hard anal sex and messy CIM finish inclusive in their standard 50 euro.

Would you repeat with her given that the customer prior to you had her booked for 2 hours since Ranja's pussy is that good as you say?

On your point that the girls are rushing to give the keys back to the reception: the reason is so that other girls can then use the room next. You find the same behaviour at Golden Time except when girls monopolise a room and pass on keys to their friends and never return the key to reception.

I agree with you Jerboa though that most guys do not want to be ambushed back down in the locker room for more euro than you expect.

Thanks Basketcase, I thought It wasn't just me, the session with Leanna was good, at most It could of overran by a couple of minutes from the time she got the key, though once she'd calmed down, she was friendly again up In the bar.

Yes I had a great session with Ranja, you can see why she Is popular, but being ambushed for €100 afterwards took a bit of a shine off the session.

But that wont stop me returning to Samya In the future.

[Iseeu]

Mattador,

You are probably right that the booking system is used to suit the sex workers. Marlow thinks the booking system is a pile of shit. Nonetheless the blonde Thekefrau at Samya did explain the booking system in detail to my Ocean bear companion so either the Thekefrau is making it up or my Ocean bear friend is telling porkies.

Supposedly the booking system relates to three girls: Cornelia, Barbara and one other which I get the impression is Yoel but then again I have no idea.

On my October visit (in tow with Angus and Toscana) I had the serious hots for Yoel, who just seemed the most energetic of everyone in the room and to actually be enjoying herself. Tall lanky body, not a classic beauty, but pretty in that girl next door US coed type with her hair tied back. At the time she was behind the counter, sipping in a drink and making like a DJ, playing with the sound system.
I was trying to get her attention and got a couple of coy smiles, but couldn't get her to come over to me. I told Angus that I was hooked and going for her. Got up from my stool, walked over to the swinging door separating the bar area from the kitchen, leaned over and called her over to me. I told her that she was ravishing and if she could take some time off from her DJ gig, I would like to make some music with her in the zimmer. She smiled and joined me at my stool 2 minutes later.
We had never met before, I am certainly not a regular and I didn't book with the thekefrau.
I agree with Marlow- I don't think they have a "system". It's more like booking a table for later. I have done it too at some clubs to book my last session of the night to ensure that I can get a good "table" and not leave it to chance or someone else's predilections, although I book directly with the SP.
BTW- the session with Yoel was sensational and though I like Samya I would go back there just to see her again.

[Basketcase]

Here Is my report from back In October, http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=390

Yes I've seen the extras list at reception, but my german Isn't to good.

One mistake In the post Ranja charged me €100 for 30 mins, 25 for cum over her body, and 25 for fingering her arse, and the two other ladies wanted to charge extra too, so what I was asking, Is It up to the ladies what they charge extra for, or does the club have set services that can be charged extra?

To be fair to Yasmine she Informed me before that Cum over her boobs would be 25 extra, but I'm sure like most guys, you don't want to be ambushed back down In the locker room for more euros than you expected.

Hi Jerboa,

Thank you for connecting your mid October 2009 report to the comment that you make. I can see where you are coming from.

Leanna tried to nab you for 75 euro for what you believe to be a half hour session. You ended up paying 50 euro but after Leanna cursed you in German. I suppose you would have known the intent even if your German was not good but you did get by in German per your report.

The odd girl at Golden Time say that they charge clients from the time that they collect the key since a time is noted down and so there is a reference point that is in writing on when the session started. I do not know what the reall rule is but this is what the odd girl has said to me at Golden Time. I do not know what the Samya policy is but this approach may explain why Leanna's time keeping differs to your time keeping. Leanna would have taken the time from when she collected the key to when she returned the key. You are timing the session from the moment you enter the room to the time that you leave the room. You can see that Leanna's time will invariably be longer than the time that you think it is and so she may think she is entitled to the extra half hour price of 25 euro.

The price list on the reception counter lists all the standard extras like come in mouth, swallow, Anal, dressing up, etc... These I believe are set standard extras.

For the extras that are not listed then I expect that girls can charge extra for what they deem to be an extra or is an extra from the socialised understanding amongst punters and sex workers.

Stephania (Italy) charged me for a COB finish but all the other girls including Caty (Russia / Finland), Amira (Germany), Onita (Hungary) and Vanessa (Czech) did not charge me COB finishes. I guess this implies that it is up to the girl to decide the tariff for extras. Ranja charging for COB appears for some to be an extra. Arguable that anal fingering is an extra too at 25 euro. I would not pay for anal fingering. The girls I have done anal fingering with I asked for permission first confirming that there was no charge or they seemed to press against my finger which implied that they liked it and there would be no charge.

I am sure there are many guys that get 2 hours in the room plus hard anal sex and messy CIM finish inclusive in their standard 50 euro.

Would you repeat with her given that the customer prior to you had her booked for 2 hours since Ranja's pussy is that good as you say?

On your point that the girls are rushing to give the keys back to the reception: the reason is so that other girls can then use the room next. You find the same behaviour at Golden Time except when girls monopolise a room and pass on keys to their friends and never return the key to reception.

I agree with you Jerboa though that most guys do not want to be ambushed back down in the locker room for more euro than you expect.

[Jerboa]

Jerboa,

There are two ways that I know in addition to asking the sex worker directly what her charges are:

1. At the front desk when you enter Samya and I presume you have been to Samya there is a A4 page list on a perspex display on the reception counter where the Samya sex workers are listed by name and a table of extras and costs for those extras by girl is displayed.

In this way you will see the Cornelia has no extras listed but you can see which girls will:

A. dress up for you 25€ extra
B. provide CIM service 25€
C. provide swallow service 50€
D. provide anal sex service 50€
etc...

2. You can look on the Samya website and see which girls do what per their likes list and then extrapolate form that whether there is a charge based on usual NRW pricing which tend to be half the price of the same in Hessen.

Please report your experience for the forum so that we also may benefit from what you did and saw. Who was the girl, what did she look like, what did she do in the room?

We would be grateful for a report please.

Here Is my report from back In October, http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=390

Yes I've seen the extras list at reception, but my german Isn't to good.

One mistake In the post Ranja charged me €100 for 30 mins, 25 for cum over her body, and 25 for fingering her arse, and the two other ladies wanted to charge extra too, so what I was asking, Is It up to the ladies what they charge extra for, or does the club have set services that can be charged extra?

To be fair to Yasmine she Informed me before that Cum over her boobs would be 25 extra, but I'm sure like most guys, you don't want to be ambushed back down In the locker room for more euros than you expected.

[Basketcase]

I want to ask Is there a set list of extras that the girls charge extra for, or Is It up to the Individial girl? I ask this as on my last visit girls wanted €25 extra for cum over body, I know like most club CIM and anal Is extra, but not sure about other charges, I ended up paying €100 for 30 minutes, was a good session, but wasn't told about the extra charge until down In the locker room.

Jerboa,

There are two ways that I know in addition to asking the sex worker directly what her charges are:

1. At the front desk when you enter Samya and I presume you have been to Samya there is a A4 page list on a perspex display on the reception counter where the Samya sex workers are listed by name and a table of extras and costs for those extras by girl is displayed.

In this way you will see the Cornelia has no extras listed but you can see which girls will:

A. dress up for you 25€ extra
B. provide CIM service 25€
C. provide swallow service 50€
D. provide anal sex service 50€
etc...

2. You can look on the Samya website and see which girls do what per their likes list and then extrapolate form that whether there is a charge based on usual NRW pricing which tend to be half the price of the same in Hessen.

Please report your experience for the forum so that we also may benefit from what you did and saw. Who was the girl, what did she look like, what did she do in the room?

We would be grateful for a report please.

[Jerboa]

I want to ask Is there a set list of extras that the girls charge extra for, or Is It up to the Individial girl? I ask this as on my last visit girls wanted €25 extra for cum over body, I know like most club CIM and anal Is extra, but not sure about other charges, I ended up paying €100 for 30 minutes, was a good session, but wasn't told about the extra charge until down In the locker room.

[Basketcase]

Basketcase,
I personally think this so-called booking system is flexed, and (ab)used, depending on the situation. Two other non-german-speaking girls I talked to had no clue on the booking scheme and served on first pay, first serve basis. I tend to believe it might even be a con

I am not judging anyone here. It's a complete supply-demand business, and we (i.e. the girls too) are all free to operate on their own rules.
Shame on me, I did steal some stunning girls from their chat-friends after I confirmed I am ready to pay immediately while grabbing a drink from the coolers. None of them were loyal to their "friends" whom they chatted over few drinks already.

Mattador,

You are probably right that the booking system is used to suit the sex workers. Marlow thinks the booking system is a pile of shit. Nonetheless the blonde Thekefrau at Samya did explain the booking system in detail to my Ocean bear companion so either the Thekefrau is making it up or my Ocean bear friend is telling porkies.

Supposedly the booking system relates to three girls: Cornelia, Barbara and one other which I get the impression is Yoel but then again I have no idea.

In any event, it is a moot point. I am not a fan of Cornelia's YET since I have not ever booked her to appreciate her courtesan skills. Also it was not from my lack of trying to book her, it was just that she did not react with me that I dismissed the direct approach with Cornelia. She just acted alood and uninterested in my overtures that I thought she was a cold fish regardless that she has the blond good looks.

My Ocean Bear friend did the direct come up and ask approach and was told that she was unavailable since she was waiting on her man implying that she was booked. So that was that.

Well done you for prising some sex workers away from their male companions that seem to monopolise them. You can see guys spending ages just yakking and not going to the room and you are sitting there with blue balls wonderign whenever you will get a chance to book them. It is interesting to see men almost clinging onto the girls at the end of the night not wanting to let them go or wanting to leave the club. Hey, I would too if it was not costing me a cent.

[Woof Woof]

While waiting for some of my GT favorites to return from the holidays break, I decided to drive down to Samya to reacquaint myself with the lineup on Tues and Wed of this week. I hadn't been to Samya in over a year now and I was looking forward to this visit based on positive reports of new talent. I was not disappointed even though lineups have historically been thin around this time of the year. First off, the ownership has done a good job in re-designing and renovating the facilities. The u-shaped bar layout in the main area is now more conducive to mingling and social interactions between the girls and guests--unlike in the old days where the girls were sitting at the bar alongside the wall and there was this invisible mine field separating them from the guests across the floor. Second, with the exception of Amira and a few others such as Martina and Cornelia all of whom are keepers, the roster has turned over.

I arrived between 16h and 17h on both cold and rainy days this week. There were ca. 20-25 girls on both evenings with a favorable ratio most of the night on Tues and up until 21h on Wed. when the wait for room keys would run as long as ca. 20 min. Music volume did not reach deafening decibels and i did not have to yell to carry on a conversation at the bar with some of the girls on either night.

Tuesday: I caught up with Amira who still remembers me and looks like she may have even lost a few pounds not that she needed it in the first place. Anyway, still the same gorgeous long and lean body type with those fabulous natural knockers and sparkling blue eyes. After some social time at the bar with Amira I opted to take the hour with her in the zimmer. Still the same high level service provided, as described by yours truly before with a russian finish on those handful titties. I was still in the big tits frame of mind after that good experience with Amira so a couple of hours later, another tallish German girl with big natural knockers got my attention. Her name is Selina and she's 1.70m, upper 20s, brunette with blond streaks, 36D/E, tanned and a thicker body type compared to Amira. She also a slutty look about her and wears plenty of make up. Service-wise, Selina provides a less than stellar bbbj, and LFK. She also likes to upsell in the room which I did not go for. So a no repeat for me.
For the third SOG that evening, I opted for Yolanda (.ro). Yolanda is a 19-20yo, petite, fake platinum blonde with a pretty face and a waif-like body type, blue eyes, and natural b-cup. She informed me she's only been at Samya for less than a month, doesn't speak German but speaks Spanish and decent English. Yolanda hangs out with Patty her cousin whom she introduced to me. Patty is taller, has a body to die for and seems more reserved than Yolanda. Nevertheless, Patty has just been placed on my to-do list the following day. Back to Yolanda’s skillset. She provides LFK but her smoker’s breath deterred me so I decided to move down to her big lips for prolonged DATY. Yolanda is also tight and her petite body enabled me to do more fucking gymnastics with her than I had expected. Overall, Yolanda is a solid performer with a strong likelihood of a repeat.


Wednesday: I had my eyes on Stefania yesterday and we exchanged some smiles but we weren’t able to hook up. But today would be different. Stefania hails from Italy but has lived in Germany for some time and speaks excellent English and French too. She’s ca. 25yo, 1.55m, 36D all natural, very pretty face, a bit thick in the legs and tanned. She has a pleasant personality and an easy going personality. The service is GFE with LFK. Stefania is also one of the few girls at the club who does not smoke. I had a great time with Stefania and would definitely repeat for extended time.
I caught up with Patty later in the early evening while she was sitting by herself in one of those booth-like new chairs facing the bar. Patty is a definite optifick doll with a model type of body (19-20yo blonde, 1.70m, natural c-cup, smooth skin, very pretty face). However, I found her service lacking in the bbbj department which should improve with more experience. She also does not seem to be as enthusiastic as Yolanda in the room.
For the third SOG of the night, I noticed a tall (ca. 1.72m) and lean girl with short dark-blond hair whom I did not see in the lineup yesterday. So I came over and chatted her up at the bar. Her name is Yra and she’s been at Samya for a week and is not even listed on the website. Yra told me she’s worked at various clubs before including GT, YY, Acapulco, Dolce Vita, all presumably for a very short time because she’s only 18! Anyway, Yra is a local German girl, with a model quality body and an angelic face. Yra also has natural b-cup. Overall, I’d rate her service as above average. The mish alone is worth the repeat.

Other notes: the food for both nights was excellent and definitely better than the stuff you get at GT. Grilled salmon with spinach on Tuesday along with beef stew over pasta. On Wed, it was Asian noodles stir-fried with chicken. Saw both Ali and his brother and wished them happy new year. Those guys are very friendly and customer-focused, and have a winner in Samya.

[Travelerb69]

I can just agree to the comments about Caty. She is completely unpredictable. I had 2 sessions with her last 6 months. The first was stunning. She made me feel like a king and she served all my needs and broke her "I don't kiss" rule, for almost 2 hours, and did not demand more than 100 euros. The next session (2 months later) was terrible. I first got the impression that she remembered me and she was full of the sweet memories we had together. What a mistake!
She was pushy and stubborn in the room. Although we agreed the time is not a problem, she pushed me to come in 10 mins, and asked to leave the room in 15 mins. Then she asked me 75 euros saying that was what I promised her, which I ofcourse did not pay.
I could have sworn she is the bad evil twin. The scene you describe seems so accurate and familiar.


Still, I could recommend her after you do a careful check of her mood. She might be the best fuck you could ever have, or the nastiest girlfriend that would make you wish you sucked your own balls.

Dude, congratulations on having managed to break her defenses at least once, you are the only one I heard was able to do that recently. With me she was all sweet outside the room and during the first 1/2 hour, but I did not even try to DFK her. As for her behavior after that, I have already told the story here. Seems to me she really gets a kick out of acting like a rude ***** with the customer and apparently she generally gets away with it. She is too confident on her looks, will probably end up with no customers at all. Stupid girl.

[Mattador]

Mattador,

Thank you for the clarification on the Samya "booking system" or non booking system that Joel, Barbara and Cornelia have access to as "destination" girls at Samya. So it is a case for the regular customers can use it.

It was my travelling companion Ocean Bear 1 who picked up on it. Ocean Bear 1 had been seeing men being led by the hand by the lady Thekefrau to the destination girls who were really only sitting around or having chats with other men. The Thekefrau connected the man and say Cornelia or Barbara together and then they would go to the room after a bit of a chat. Ocean Bear 1 thought this was an interesting piece of human behaviour and taking his analytical mind he continued to observe this occurence several times.

It was the End of Summer and Europe was back from holidays and the club was full of returning men from their breaks from the FKKs. So the girls were in demand.

When he got a chance Ocean Bear 1 asked Cornelia whether she was available and she said that she was, "waiting on her man and so was not available". When Ocean Bear 1 enquired with the Thekefrau, she said that there was a booking system that could be used for a set time with three of the most popular girls. Barbara and Cornelia were mentioned and my Ocean Bear 1 friend could not recall the third girl which must be Joel which you mention. It was too late for my Ocean Bear 1 friend to book Cornelia that evening so he left it. We were to return to FFM that same night which funnily enough we had met men from FFM who specifically travel to Samya in Cologne in preference over Hessen super clubs like Palace, Oase and World. The FFM men knew the clientele and liked the atmosphere. There may also have been an element of you do not go punting in the sex clubs in the area where you live and work.

Cornelia was seen for extended periods of time to be just waiting around and then going off when the Thekefrau brought a man to her. Then again we did see her go off with men that had approached her directly.

Given your clarification on the booking system it seems that Cornelia was genuinely waiting on a regular customer booking that she did not want to refuse or she did not want to go with my friend. My friend is not a time waster since he has flown across the Ocean Sea to be here. This is what I know. You decide.

Basketcase,
I personally think this so-called booking system is flexed, and (ab)used, depending on the situation. Two other non-german-speaking girls I talked to had no clue on the booking scheme and served on first pay, first serve basis. I tend to believe it might even be a con

I am not judging anyone here. It's a complete supply-demand business, and we (i.e. the girls too) are all free to operate on their own rules.
Shame on me, I did steal some stunning girls from their chat-friends after I confirmed I am ready to pay immediately while grabbing a drink from the coolers. None of them were loyal to their "friends" whom they chatted over few drinks already.

[Mattador]

Once in the room, things began well with daty, she was very responsive, a nice BBJB, 69. After some fucking and change of positions all of a sudden she stopped, said I was fucking too much( I had been fucking her for may be only10 minutes) and taking too long to cum and wanted to leave the room with 40 minutes time. I was shocked by her behavior, tried to talk,her answer was- I do that because I am the boss-...,and just left. When getting to the locker room, I came to my senses, just could not let her get away with it, she was the one that cut the session short being completely rude, so decided to give her just the 50 euros for 1/2 hour. She went mad, yelled at me, I just said I would see her at the counter to solve the issue with the manager. I waited for her for 10 minutes there and she never showed, she knew she was wrong and they would support me. Later on we exchanged angry looks for the whole night. Add to that the fact that all recent reviews have been terrible, plus one of girls at Samya I became friends with told me there are always complaints about her behaviour, all leading to the conclusion this kind of rude behaviour has become her pattern. In summary, she has become a real ***** to be avoided. May be she remembers you and with old customers she might be nicer, who knows. I do not recommend her to anybody.

I would still recommend her after a careful check of her mood. She might be greatest fuck you ever will have, or the nastiest girl-friend that will make you suck your own balls.

Girls I recommend at Samya are:

-Amalia, slim Romanian brunette, very sweet.
-Cornelia, the star of the club, deserving all her reputation. Gorgeous tall polish blond. Difficult to book her, very friendly and terrific in the room.
- Yoel, whom during my last visit was behind the bar, she was working just a few days during the week. She is again listed at their web site, so probably back to the sex business. Very young (20), attractive and a real sweet heart.
- Onita, blond Hungarian, very nice, but almost no English.

I can just agree to the comments about Caty. She is completely unpredictable. I had 2 sessions with her last 6 months. The first was stunning. She made me feel like a king and she served all my needs and broke her "I don't kiss" rule, for almost 2 hours, and did not demand more than 100 euros. The next session (2 months later) was terrible. I first got the impression that she remembered me and she was full of the sweet memories we had together. What a mistake!
She was pushy and stubborn in the room. Although we agreed the time is not a problem, she pushed me to come in 10 mins, and asked to leave the room in 15 mins. Then she asked me 75 euros saying that was what I promised her, which I ofcourse did not pay.
I could have sworn she is the bad evil twin. The scene you describe seems so accurate and familiar.

Still, I could recommend her after you do a careful check of her mood. She might be the best fuck you could ever have, or the nastiest girlfriend that would make you wish you sucked your own balls.

[Travelerb69]

Too bad, my friend, about your bad session with Marleen.
It would be interesting to see her again after nearly 4 years. A good icebreaker might be, I dunno baby, you're kind of old for me now.
beff

Make sure I am around when you say that "icebreaker"to her, would love to see the expression on her face...

[Basketcase]

It would be interesting to see her again after nearly 4 years. A good icebreaker might be, I dunno baby, you're kind of old for me now.

Priceless!!!