FKK Samya - Cologne

[Basketcase]

There was also a little blond girl who claimed she is from Finland, but when I asked something in finnish she said it was a joke, I think she is Polish.

Vompat,

That is Caty (Finland) that you refer too.

[Vompat]

I had work in Dusseldorf but still wanted to stay near Samya since I like the place. Found Rheinblick Villahotel & Apartments 2, 6 km from Samya in Rodenkirchen, their appartments was good value for the money.

Went in last week Tuesday in around 10, good lineup, about 20 girls, I think little less boys. Difficult to choose. Then I met Tracy, half german, half brasilian, tall, slim, curvey brunette, and she said "I really love what I am doing", that was it for me, went upstairs and had beautyful GF sex and she was begging for round 2 wich I declined (stupid I was). Had an early morning on Wednesday so left.

Wednesday after another dinner I was there at 11. Same amount of people I think. I don't do repeats, I allways said: if I want to fuck somebody many time, I might as well marry her. But now I did, I was thinking of that Tracey all day so could not decline when I saw her. She got us the room number 0, which is little cozy room outside in the green, on its own building with fire place, I never knew about it before. And I had time of my life there, this time I went for round 2 as well, this girls is really a nympho and likes what she is doing. After she said: you were the best fuck yesterday and also today! True or not it made me feel very good.

Had couple of beers after and found beautyful little turkish girl called Tsatsa or something like that. She was very funny girl, nice GF experience but after Tracey it was difficult get any better.

Thursday I was there after 11, declined Tracey but should have not. I ended up going with Lila, nice Polish blond, fantastic BBBJ but her pussy must have been sore since it was very busy night. Too busy for me so I left.

All 3 nights there were howling girls from Transilvania, saying they are vampires, some of them very beuatyful, pitty I did not have change to fuck them, I wanted to know if they howl like that in the bed as well. Very funny girls and fantastic pole dancers.

There was also a little blond girl who claimed she is from Finland, but when I asked something in finnish she said it was a joke, I think she is Polish.

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[Charlie 123]

Hi,

Artemis is my 'home' club. 6 weeks or so ago I did a quick survey of the FKK clubs in the Frankfurt area (Oase, Palace etc). These FKK tours seem to be fashionable amongst forum members at the moment – there have been several stellar reports in recent weeks from guys who have done 3 or 4 clubs in as many days. Regrettably, I only had 36 hours to spare and 4 places on my wish list, so I was able only to get a somewhat limited impression of the places I visited. I also contrived to waste more time in total travelling between venues than I enjoyed within the clubs themselves and also managed to expend more money on taxis and trains than I did on girls! A pretty sorry state of affairs you might think! Despite having invested considerable hours in pre-planning and having armed myself with sheaves of DBahn timetables, the whole thing turned out to be a logistical nightmare and I failed to meet the majority of my schedules. Still, I did manage to at least sample a number of places that I would not normally have had the opportunity to experience, and I will know which ones to re-visit next time I'm in West Deutschland.

I am going to report my findings in one submission and file it on the 3 relevant club threads – anyone who wants to chop it up into segments and re-allocate it more appropriately is welcome to do so.

http://www.Bernds-sauna-club.de/

The first draft of my itinerary prescribed an evening at Samya on Tuesday, but I realised at the last moment that the infamous Bernd's lies in close proximity to Bonn/Koeln airport and thus it had to be included in my whistle-stop tour. So, arriving at 18. 30 pm at the airport I eschewed the DBahn option to Hennef (Sief) Bahnhof and chose instead to save a precious half-hour travelling time and take a taxi direct to Bernd's. I arrived 25 minutes later and 75 Euros poorer.

The building is simply a converted Einfamiliehaus in a residential street out in the sticks – most unprepossessing in appearance and offering no suggestion as to the activities that take place therein. After paying my entry money I was given a brief tour of the premises by a petite and naked brunette with a pretty face and large breasts, whose name escapes me. Although I was aware in advance that the club is very different in scale to the likes of Oase, I was nevertheless stunned by how small the place is. Many punters have previously described on these pages the layout of the premises, so I will just emphasise that there are a couple of small bars/salons of about 15 foot square, a small changing/shower area and the Zimmers; that's it.

Showered and towelled, I made my way downstairs to the bar/lounge and plonked myself on the sofa facing the bar. There seemed to be no more than about 15 people in the whole place, about half of which were female. There was one tall and pretty blond with a nice figure, but the rest of the girls seemed markedly less attractive than the usual FKK fare. Despite the paucity of people, there seemed to be action going on everywhere. A redhead was giving some bloke a blowjob 2 feet away from me on the sofa and another couple were fucking on a chaise longue 5 feet away on the other side of a glass partition.

Now I am aware that this cosiness, intimacy and exhibitionism are the unique features of Bernd's that, according to many of the more experienced mongers on here, mark out this club as the premier establishment in the region. Nonetheless, I couldn't help feeling a little disconcerted by the whole set-up. I have no doubt that on a subsequent visit I would feel much more relaxed, and that those aspects of Bernd's which made me a tad uncomfortable on Tuesday would become the very virtues I would learn to appreciate and cherish subsequently. Without question, the people were extremely friendly and there is an atmosphere of camaraderie that doesn't exist at Artemis and its ilk, but I have never felt more like a newbie – rather like going to a private party where you only know one person and he/she hasn't turned up yet.

However, good fortune was just around the corner. Just as I settled in the lounge, a busty MILF with tinted brown hair and a full figure slipped sidled up to me and offered to assist me in my struggle to affix my locker bracelet to my wrist. I was a little puzzled when she then detached herself and plonked herself a few cushions away from me on the sofa, but then I remembered the club policy of 'no approach by the girls'. So, I asked her to come back, and duly discovered that I had hit gold with Katja, recipient on this forum of many glowing testimonies and the one name I had noted to seek out at Bernd's if possible.

She was very pleasant company; very friendly and natural. We talked a while about the club, its markedly different atmosphere to that of its rivals, and I spoke a little of my slight initial apprehension. We started to kiss, softly at first and then DFK. People were copulating all around us by now, and no doubt she thought it the most natural thing in the world for her to whip off my towel and envelop my cock in her very soft mouth. A two minute battle then ensued between my sexual reflexes and my somewhat conservative social predilections, until my awkwardness triumphed and I had to ask her to take me somewhere more private. She seemed a little disappointed that I was being such a poor sport, but I think she was able to sympathise anyway with my shyness.

We popped next door to a vacant Zimmer, whereupon she proceeded to give me 15 minutes of what is unquestionably the most sensitive, sensual and sexy oral I've ever had the privilege to receive. The girl is an artist, no question. Her technique is incomparable, knowing precisely how much pressure to exert at every moment. She was doing something special during DT that I've never experienced before – just when her lips reached the root of my cock she exhaled a little stream of breath that felt like a draught of cold air; so imperceptible that the first time I thought I had imagined it, until she repeated it several times shortly afterwards. Every few minutes she would tip her head back and drool a large dribble of spit, each time from a considerable height and each time precisely on the tip of my knob with unerring accuracy. Well, I don't know how long she would have been able to maintain me on the cusp of orgasm (probably for ever, given her masterful technique), but eventually I had to ask her to slip on a condom before it was 'too late'.

I lay on my back with her hands pinning my wrists to the bed whilst she rode me, occasionally leaning forward to flick my lips with her tongue. Just when it was all going so well, I made what I reckon must have been a tactical error. I told her that I would really like to come in her face, and I don't think she took too kindly to that. She explained, nicely enough, that I could come in her mouth or on her tits, but 'not in the face, no'. We agreed to a CIM finish, but the spell was, at least partly, broken. She duly proceeded to suck me to completion in a most satisfying way, dribbling my cum back onto my cock and over my balls, but I couldn't help feeling somewhere that I had upset her a little with my suggestion and turned her off somewhat. We chatted on the bed for a quarter of an hour or so, mainly about the club scene in London and the buckets of money that a friend of hers is earning on the UK escort scene and about the special atmosphere at 'The Hof'.

I was keen to make it to Cologne before it got too late, so I showered and changed, paid my bill (100 Euros for Katja – probably the newbie price, but who gives a shit), thanked the staff for a terrific experience and promised to return when I wasn't under so much time pressure.

Overall I have to say that I really liked Bernd's, and I'm sure that on a second visit I would be able to relax more easily and 'get with the program' better. An experienced wingman would've been a big benefit first time round, that's for sure. As for Katja, I can only say that she is a marvel and fully deserving of the fulsome praise tendered previously on these pages.

http://www.Samya. De/

My carefully-detailed public transport commitments took another tumble when I decided to forego Deutsche Bahn once more and taxi it all the way to Koeln (another 80 Euros of my mongering budget down the drain). A super quick check-in at my hotel in Rodenkirch and I was en route to Samya.

First impressions were good. The reception staff were friendly and helpful and the changing facilities seemed clean and amply spacious. After the close confines of Bernd's, this place felt like a barn although in reality it is probably somewhat smaller still than the other places I have visited (Artemis, Palace, Oase etc.) Katja described such places as 'Fabriks' ('Factories'), but I felt somewhat at home immediately; for me there is something reassuring about the anonymity of such places – there are more places to 'hide' when you are in observer-mode or just want to be alone.

I won't bother with a description of the premises; suffice to say that all the action takes place in one large salon on the entrance level. They have a neat arrangement for soft drinks and beers – you just help yourself from the fridges around the perimeter of the room. This I eventually worked out for myself after spending my first 15 minutes leaning up against the bar waiting to be attended upon and getting pissed off by the crappy bar-service in the place. What a wanker!

The girls were a mixed bag, ranging from quite elegant and pretty young things to 'Saturday Night Specials' that I would never be able to bring myself to fuck. I had, in my pervy way, smuggled into the club a miniature crib-sheet, carefully garnered from recommendations on this forum, of girls to seek out and ones to avoid. Trouble was, I couldn't match up any of the descriptions in my script with the visuals confronting me, and I didn't fancy wandering up to a line of ladies and asking them their names and then consulting my notes to see whether they qualified.

After dithering for an hour or so, my mind was made up for me by the sudden appearance in the room of a girl who ticked just about all of the right boxes for me. She is tall, maybe 5'10'', medium blond hair with a slight red tint, full figure, huge boobs and a small violet stud above her upper lip. I recall she said her name is Yara, but upon checking subsequently the pics on the website for the girl of that name I am not absolutely sure that it is the same girl. I vaguely recall the tattoo, but I don't recognise the tits on the photo. Yara is described as a C cup on the website, but I reckon my girl was a D at least. Anyway, no doubt someone will be able to put a name to my girl from my description.

We chatted and cuddled for half an hour or so, and she turned out to be a really nice and friendly and intelligent girl with plenty of interesting ideas. I dragged her off to the room, where she proved to be a very enjoyable companion indeed. After much kissing and stroking, she pushed me back and set to work on my dick with long, sloppy strokes. The next 10 minutes were a great visual pleasure whilst she alternated between burying my cock between her ample boobs and then wet hands-free sucks between her soft lips. I was dying to fuck her, so I gestured her to administer the Gummi and turned her on her back. She was a magnificent sight, head tilted back over the edge of the bed and her tits pressed together between her arms whilst I fucked her slowly for about 10 minutes. Much as I wanted to, however, I couldn't quite manage to come inside her, so I whipped off the rubber, leaned back against the headrest and directed her face back towards my cock, eventually blasting a huge load into her mouth whilst her tits jiggled against my balls. Quite splendid it was, I must say!

I really liked this girl and would definitely repeat. On another occasion I'd like to spend more time with her, preferably earlier in the day when she hadn't already spent 10 hours on the job. I reckon I could really get her going, given the right circumstances and I'd have no problem giving her a positive recommendation to any prospective suitor.

http://goldentime. De/

Wednesday morning. Took the train to Kaldenkirchen in a mood of high expectation; this was the NRW club with the best ratings on this forum and I was expecting Oase-level of excellence. The journey was a pain in the arse, particularly when there was no taxi at Kaldenkirchen station, but I eventually arrived there at about 1 pm to find the place in full swing.

Again, the layout of the club is not so exceptional as to justify further description from me – enough people here have described the facilities in previous posts. A couple of things were noteworthy to me however. This is probably the cleanest place I've been to outside Berlin; there seemed to be a guy on permanent duty in the changing areas, constantly mopping the floor and the showers. I find that reassuring. Secondly, the girls seem to share the changing rooms with the guys, which I also liked although I'm not quite sure why. Perhaps because it affords an opportunity to observe them away from the bar and out of 'pick-up' mode, or maybe it's just because one simply gets the chance to see which girls have showered after their last session and which have ventured straight back to the lounge with the previous punter's cum still in situ. The 'guys an' gals together' arrangement that pertains in the changing rooms is sharply contrasted however with the configuration in the bar area. GT also runs a policy whereby the girls cannot initiate contact with the men, and the result is that the room is starkly divided into a male and female section, whereby the guys are all seated on the left side of the room in various couches and armchairs whilst the ladies are all perched in a line on barstools alongside the right hand wall. The scene reminded me of my early teens at middle-class private disco parties when all the girls would stand around lonely and uncomfortable whilst they hoped for one of the lads to pluck up the courage to emerge from their group and chat them up. I'm not sure that I like NRW's 'no-contact' policy – whilst it does mitigate against the sharks, it also serves to create a separatist atmosphere that feels unnatural and, to my mind, categorises the girls as hookers rather than playmates.

The quality of the eye-candy proved to be a further disappointment to me. I had hoped to find a room full of stunners, as per Oase, but I found the selection to be largely ordinary. There were one or two crackers for sure; a baby-doll blond with perfect bolt-ons in a frilly 2-piece and a statuesque black girl with aquiline features and mammoth knockers, but there were plenty of mingers too.

I settled for a Thai girl named Lulu, principally for her pendulous boobs and huge nipples, primarily on the basis of 'how bad can it be'. Not bad at all, as it happened. I didn't bother much with preliminaries, and she was happy enough to head straight for the room after the minimum of chit-chat. The Zimmer turned out to be a log cabin in the gardens (nice touch), and Lulu proved an experienced and enjoyable bed-mate. I spent some time savouring her considerable rack, and then let her do her stuff with her mouth. Her blowjob technique is first-class, wet and sloppy and with plenty of eye contact. I was happy to let her suck me off, but after a while I realised I wasn't going to come in her mouth just yet, so I tilted her head back and thrust my cock between her boobs. She bought me off in this way, squeezing her tits together around my dick whilst she rubbed her body against me, staring straight into my eyes and mouthing filthy language til I could take it no more and I pulled her face towards my crotch and spurted into her mouth. A decent session, without ever threatening to challenge for admission to the Hall of Fame.

By now it was mid-afternoon, and I was starting to get text messages about developing issues at work that demanded urgent attention. Although I had read a large number of negative reports about Living Room on this forum, it had originally been my idea to pop into Kaarst on the way back to the airport. But, to cut a long story short, it became necessary for me to abandon my plan to return to London that night and to extend my stay in NRW for a further day. As I wasn't too sure about LR anyway, I decided to head back to Cologne for the rest of the evening, missing out on the LR leg of the trip, but affording the opportunity to re-examine the offerings at Samya.

Of the three clubs I did end up attending, Golden Time was unquestionably the least interesting to me and the one I'd be least likely to re-visit. It's in the middle of nowhere, the facilities are unexceptional and the line-up unexciting. For me, there's nothing here that one cannot find at any number of clubs, and the next time I am looking for a FKK in the countryside I'll go to Oase again.

http://www.Samya. De/

So, unexpectedly afforded a second bite of the cherry at Samya's, I arrived back at about 9 pm to a nearly empty club. That suits me fine – a little spaciousness never puts me off my business. There were quite a few pretty faces seated at the bar, and I got the feeling that the quality was up on the previous day's offerings, even if the numbers were reduced.

One cute little brunette caught my eye, but she was snapped up just as I started to move in on her. Undeterred, I settled instead upon a slim young blonde, perhaps 25 y. O. or so, long hair, slim figure, B cups and a tattoo on her tummy. I chatted to her for a few minutes next to the fruit machines. She didn't seem too friendly, and wasn't much of a conversationalist. Actually, she was pretty dull and hard work to talk to, but I fancied her anyway so I ploughed on. Eventually I asked her name, and she responded 'Katy'. Ding Ding! Alarm bells! Why did that name sound familiar? Then I remembered that a 'Caty' had been on my list as one of the ones to avoid due to a couple of bad reports on here.

I decided to go through with it anyway – I had plenty of time to make amends later in the evening should the session turn out to be a pisser, so off we went.

Actually, I quite enjoyed my brief liaison with this girl, despite her somewhat mechanical performance. I was in selfish mode at this point, and didn't really care whether she got off or not, so I just allowed myself to lie back and enjoy the ride. Her blowjob was good but not dramatically so. I was more interested in fucking her anyway, so I flipped her on her back and gave her a good pounding. She has a nice body, and I was perfectly happy thrusting into her whilst gripping her upper body tight with my forearms. I stared down at her flat belly and watched my cock slip in and out of her fanny for about 15 minutes. Exhausted, I muttered something about 'resting one minute' and I collapsed on top of her to get my breath back. She misinterpreted this as a sign that I'd come, and I didn't bother to explain that I wasn't finished. I was happy enough to save my orgasm for the next encounter, and before I had even withdrawn from her pussy I was thinking about how cool it was going to be to do another girl straight away. Despite the dispassionate nature of our coupling, I was pretty happy with the experience and 50 Euros seemed perfectly reasonable for the session.

Quick shower and 10 minutes later I was back in the lounge. I caught sight of pretty young thing standing at the bar jiggling her tits and swaying to the Arabic music blaring through the speakers. Linna is from Iran, 25 y.o. but looks younger, with an angular face, slim body and nice be cups and perfect golden skin. She speaks little or no English, so we spoke in German for a while about her life in Persia and her recent stay in London. She speaks with a lisp, which I thought at first was going to be disconcerting, but you don't notice it after a while. She is a cute and friendly girl, and I knew this was going to be a stellar session before we even left for the room.

She had previously made it clear that Anal and CIM were off the menu, which had led to suppose that she might be a little straight-laced. Far from it. Linna is a passionate kisser and a surprisingly dirty girl. We DFK'd for some time whilst I explored her taut body with my hands. Her oral skills are very good, sensual and wet, and I thought I was going to come after a couple of minutes, but managed to hold back. She sat astride me and rubbed her pussy up and down my shaft, massaging her clit against me until I could feel that she was very wet indeed. So I got her to whip on the condom and jump aboard once more, this time with my cock buried deep within her as she rocked herself to and fro. I turned her on her back and started to fuck her slowly whilst she massaged her tits and squeezed her nipples. Then she reached down and fondled my balls with one hand whilst I fucked her, and with the other hand she played with her clit. Eventually I shot inside her with our tongues intertwined, and we lay there panting for several minutes.

A really enjoyable session for me, and for her too I believe, and if I'd had more time I'd have gone again with Linna. Highly recommended!

Thus ended my introduction to the NRW scene. If I'd had more time on my hands I would've liked to take things more slowly and savour the experience in a more leisurely manner. I will go to Bernd's again sometime for sure, and I would re-visit Samya if I found myself in Koeln again. I can't imagine that I'd trek out to GT again though – it doesn't appear to offer anything that Oase doesn't have in abundance

Cheers all

Charlie 123

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[Toscana]

I returned to Samya last Thursday evening. The line-up was not as good as two weeks before. There were probably about 30 Mädels, but optically there were fewer highlights.

Usual complaint about the smoke. Sorry, it’s really bad. And the music is often turned up so loud, for minutes on end, it is impossible to talk.

I had a list of to do’s after my previous visit, but made no progress here. Yoelle left by 19.30 just after I arrived (she looks nice in jeans though). Cornelia was very hard to corner, constantly busy. Another girl, Cassey or Cassy (but pronounced Kaycee, there are both on the website) from Cologne itself I did manage to interview despite her being very busy. In the end I did not go to the room with her because of the non-kissing, but judging from her lively temperament and pretty good looks that was probably a mistake. All the others on the list were absent. Note for Angus: your horse from CzechRep was there and sat in the corner all evening. No sessions.

I did do three girls, about whom nothing seems to have been written. So here’s a rundown.

Monika, Romania
Early 30s MILF
1.60m
Long brown hair
Natural B breasts with long nipples, altogether for me a superb body

Monika’s restrictions are no anal, no CIM. She started off by kissing well, but as soon as other body fluids started getting exchanged she resisted further :-). It was a standard, not very adventurous session in the nice big African room, which I ended in spoons, so I could enjoy groping the body and viewing in the mirror on the ceiling. If she would only let herself go a bit…

My second choice was much better. There is a clique of quite tall, blonde Poles at Samya,three of whom are clearly safe choices, all around 30 and correspondingly experienced. I grew convinced of this upon close observation of returning mongers with broad smiles on their faces. Bella I knew from before; said Cornelia, whom I’ve not had the pleasure with; and the third was Beverley. Beverley drinks apple juice, so I brought her one.

Beverley, Warsaw
Early 30s
1.73m
Shoulder-length, frizzed blonde hair
Natural C breasts, nice and soft
You can admire her foot on the website. But there is more. She is in good condition. She took me to a smaller room with side mirrors and ceiling mirror. Very nice. This was much better. Good DFK, so I prolonged for an hour and settled down to a long session of 69. Beverley knows how to do a BBBJ. She kept me on the brink for a long time, every time I tapped her on the arse she knew to relent :-). But she licks and dribbles and sucks and hoovers very persuasively. Reasonable fingering absolutely no problem. We then motored through a whole series of positions. She can hold the squatting cowgirl for a long time for quite a big girl, that’s a nice sight with those C breasts booming and whanging and swaying around the room with a will of their own. Exemplary skill in every position with good muscle control. I thought about CIM, but we ended up back in cowgirl and I pitched her forward and pounded my way to glory. Splendid session with a good pro, even if she holds herself back from coming, but that is better than faking to please. But she did admit to having had some good exercise by the end.

I went through a whole repertoire of candidates for my final session. Finally fed up with my ditheriness, I motioned a girl directly over to my sofa, who simply appealed physically.

Sydney, Slovakia
21, still quite girly
1.62m
Brown hair, forgotten how long, but at least shoulder length
Natural soft B breasts

Sydney was pleased to be chosen on a quiet night, and promised me mega-sex. Oh well, tired sigh, let’s see. We had to go right to the top floor, where the rooms are smaller and not so comfortable. She’s quite a character. When we got to the top of the stairs and entered the relaxation room she whooped out loud (to no one in particular, it was as usual deserted) “hooray, sex! I’m going to have a baby!” I responded wittily to this banter by tripping down a step and nearly falling on my arse. She laughed so much, she had to excuse herself off to the toilet. Things were not shaping up in conventional FKK fashion.

Well, she wasn’t bad, as it turned out. This was certainly not a boring number at all, she’s a bit of a loose cannon in bed as well, which I found refreshing. She kisses OK when she puts her mind to it, her blow job was too rushed, and she didn’t seem to fathom what 69 was all about at all. But what she is great at is lying on her back, grabbing her legs by the stilettos, splaying them out wide and shouting “babies!”. For her trouble she got a tongue and, just about, two fingers, but kept repeating “babies” until I put the condom on and started fucking her. Then she was happy, and starting squeezing mercilessly. Tight pussy. We couldn’t help grinning at each other, as I fought the rising sap. I didn’t last long, it must be said. In fact I was bent on a good facial and CIM with this crazy one, but she rather surprisingly recoiled at the suggestion. Unpredictable to the end. I can’t recommend her because she’s not really experienced enough, but it was quite some fun.

[Italian Buz]

Continuing from my previous report in GT's thread here is my report of my first visit in Samya, I was really curious about the place as far as I do not like the 3 big in FRA but prefer smaller places where girls do not animieren. Not considering the line-up/services but only the structure, environment, etc. I like places like GT, LR and VV as well as I liked a lot the familiar environment of Bernds. On this basis and based on the recent reports in the Samya's thread I was really willing to give it a try!

And now we are back to our story of the weekend, we remained that I was at 8pm in the changing room of GT after my session with Gigi. I rapidly showered, changed and went to the Thekefrau to give back my wrist key and move on. The Thekefrau seeing me going so early (they are used to see me closing the club sipping a coffee at 1am) was a bit worried that something was wrong but I confirmed her that I had a great time as always but for today my programs were different but I had been back the day afterward she tranquillized and I went to my car to drive to Samya.

The trip is not so long, my GPS said it was 97km for something like 50min of driving. Being tired I drove slow and arrived there at 9.30pm, parked on the street because the parking lot was completely full and went in.

Here start my consideration and after I will write my proper report of my experience. When entering it is strange to see this Theke like in a post office but I was greeted by Ali who kindly took his time to explain me everything, where to find things and also clearly explained me what were the prices of the girls strictly 50€ 30min and 75 the hour.

He was really nice and took good care of a new Gast.

I went down to change and appreciated the renovating relaxing area downstairs, then went up to look at the second floor (rooms) and to the third floor where there is this very nice area which was almost of no use by the guests even if during the night there was a couple having their session on one of the sofa. I agree with other members who noted that if that area would be changed in a "Kino" area it would be great and could also make up for some of the too much congestion of the bar area.

After my tour I went to the bar on the ground floor and here I understood immediately the difference there is between GT and Samya. It is like to compare a British gentlemen club and an Italian "balera". Both great in their result depending on what are you looking for. And I liked the atmosphere and vibe I got from the place.

So here a brief list of pro and contra IMHO, considering the standards of GT.

Pro

Great, funny, incredibly loud and chaotic environment (if you like it).

Poles at the bar where some of the girls dance, showing off their beauties.

Food (also warm) served till very late, at 1am there were still people eating.

Girls (with a few exceptions at the end of the night when a lot of alcohol already flew) who do not harass you ever.

Juices and soft drinks at disposal in the fridges instead having to ask continuously to the bar.

Girls were fun and more at disposal to chat and to be a bit harassed before to go to the room. Contra Small place in the bar area for the too big number of clients let in (there were moments when it was not only impossible for one hour to find a place to sit but even to find a way to move and you had to get out in the cold to take a breath). Line up was ok but no comparison with GT's, even if you only consider and compare the best girls. An average girl from GT could work without interruption the whole day with no competition to be afraid of just for her look.

Too loud music, impossible to talk sometimes even if screaming in the ear

Cleaning was ok but not at all at the level of GT, both in the bar area and in the rooms (I was also there at the peak-rush hour of a Saturday! ).

Even if I am a smoker I admit sometimes the air was unbreathable, at a certain point they let open the door on the terrace but like this way you could not stand in that area of the bar without freezing.

This are my evaluations from my first visit, take it for what they are.

So back to the story, I went to the bar area, took an Apfelsaft and tried to enjoy the place. The place was overcrowded at an impossible level, from time to time with also live music playing with a DJ, girls all around the bar and sofas entertaining the clients or by themselves. It was really a nice version of what Dante called an infernal "bolgia" LOL and, given the fact that finally my headache was away, even if I was really tired I enjoyed the moment.

I talked with a couple of nice Polish girls but, I am really sorry, the music was so loud that I really did not understand their name. They were always together all night, both 1, 65/1, 70, quite slim, blond and one had crispy hair.

Nice girls but it was hard to talk with the music. In the meanwhile two of my co nationals arrived in the club behaved themselves well and were nice pals and after a while I talked with them about the club. They were really lucky coming often in Koeln and Duesseldorf working with the fairs. Not like me poor guy who has to emigrate from his country just for satisfying his hobby of mongering.

It was around midnight and I thought that maybe I could still have one bullet in my gun so I looked around to find some eatable pray.. But I was in a foreign place where I did not know habits and costumes, where the inhabitants were strangers.. I made a couple of time eye contact with one small brown haired girl with a shy behave sitting alone at the bar, she was looking in her lingerie like an imperfect copy of blond Jana I met in GT in the morning so I was thinking the choice may be right but then I saw her moving from the bar and she disappeared in the croud cause her height (1, 55m, no more.). And then there she reappeared close to the door to the terrace where I went immediately to meet her! We talked a bit, sat on the sofa and had the usual chit-chat.

Nelly (GER, from Koeln, just above 20, long brown hair, nice boobs in the bra and a sweet smile), was nice talking on the sofa, then she made her move and after 5/10 min she told me if I liked to go to Zimmer with her it had been better to put her name on the list because at that time the rooms where full and there was to wait.. So I just asked her about kissing and she answered me with a kiss so the deal was sealed and she went for the room.

Once in the room, Nelly was a nice experience even if likely at that time of the day, tired as I was she was not the perfect match for me. This because she revealed to be more on the PSE side than on the GFE side!

The kissing took about 1 minute and then she was already guiding me down her body to receive a long DATY until she enjoyed herself and the she moved like a little tiger to my friend providing me with a very good but aggressive and fast BBBJ which produced a good effect on my best friend even if I usually prefer slow motions.. So far I had a condom on my friend and she was on top of me! But at this point the tragedy happened again! The half cooked maccherone nightmare was there repeating himself and I was really starting to believe Halloween!

She took rapidly in charge of the situation starting again a vigorous BBBJ and asking me if I wanted to come on her face (extra 25€ like CIM) and I could not resist at the idea of this nice face done with my cum in a very porn style! So we went like that and likely thanks to the idea of the programmed finish I was able to come to an end on her face!

We quietly cleaned ourselves and off we went to the lockers where I paid her and went to shower.

I was back at around 00, 45am at the bar and I was really hungry so I really enjoyed the fact there was still food available and I had some chicken with potatoes and a salad, simply great!

In the meanwhile the shows of the girls where running at the bar with Ali taking good care of some likely regular clients and a very party atmosphere all around.

At the end I left at 2, 30am and my conclusion on Samya is the following.

Very good club, it deserves more than a visit for all the pros I listed at the beginning of the email. Anyhow the ambiente, its dimensions and loudness it makes it not a place for me where I could spend an entire day, maybe over the week it is more comfortable but I usually come over weekends.

Anyhow I would honestly say that there is no comparison with its maybe more fair competitor which I would consider LR. I think Samya is going to be my favorite combo for a Saturday or Sunday night after a day spent in GT. At the end it is more far than LR and doing the combo costs 25€ more than LR due to the entrance fee but for me it is ok, The few km more are not a problem, I am flying regularly to enjoy this hobby so it is not 40/50km that make any difference as well as it is not 25€ if I think what sometimes I spend over an entire weekend!

I hope this report was useful and as usual I wish to all my comrades all the best! See you back in GT thread where I will report my last day and a half adventure of the long weekend! Ciao

ITB

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[Angus Magee]

Far be it for me to question the veracity of another members posting, but 50 euros for an hour long session? including cim-with swallow!, and anal?

Either George Clooney has just signed on as a new member or something ain't quite right here.

And a girl asking 25 Euros for a feel? I guess it is possible but....

Also at the beginning the girl speaks no English and then by the end she suddenly does?

Fishy IMO

[Toscana]

Transferred from the Cologne thread to where it really should be.

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[Angus Magee]

...posted here.

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[Toscana]

I decided to leave the field open to Angus Magee before reporting on last week’s visit to Samya, and he duly delivered a very interesting report. I’ll refer occasionally as he raised some good points.

It was my first time back to this club in a couple of years, as I had tired of the rather antiseptic sessions I had been getting back then. Nothing bad, but nothing good, and not worth travelling hours to get to when other clubs were doing better on the software front. It was time to return, especially as there had been hardware changes at the club since then, notably in the main meeting room. Iseeu’s initiative to get Angus on tour in west Germany was the ideal incentive, especially as I had been unable to arrange a meeting with the latter on my last visits to Berlin.

So, the bar is no longer along the wall, rather it is now a larger, oval-shaped affair placed at an oblique angle across the room. That is an improvement in itself, but the underlying difficulty of getting contact with the girls has not been resolved. Samya is a social pyschologist’s dream. Basically the main room is too small for effective interaction. The sofas and armchairs get crowded quickly, even earlier in the day. And as you cannot walk all the way round the bar (it adjoins the kitchen and eating corner and is correspondingly blocked off at the end) there is not a natural way of moving around and coming into contact with people. If they wanted to see how it is done they could do worse than look at other clubs like Finca, Artemis or World, which have worked it out better. And Iseeu is completely right: they have made a nice relaxation room on the third floor, which is completely wasted because no one goes there. There should be an incentive to get the girls up there somehow, and much would be solved.

So much for the logistics. The line-up I thought was very good indeed.

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I arrived shortly after 14.00, and immediately struck up a conversation with a German punter who was looking weak-kneed after paying off a girl in the changing room. He duly confirmed that he had been with Joelle, ex-Bernd’s Steffi, and that he was still getting his balance back. She was already on my list, and it was good to get the visual fix this early on. In the end events conspired to prevent a closer meeting, basically because she was very busy, but the irrepressible Iseeu did manage to get onto her dance list later.

But there were a whole range of other enticing prospects already dotted around the bar-room, even at this early hour, and I decided to try to get one session under my belt before the planned meet-up with Iseeu and Angus. It was not easy. I first interviewed a short-haired Romanian brunette. In order to do this I had to go over and sit uncomfortably and rather unnaturally on the arm of her single armchair and look way down onto her. See what I mean about the difficulties? The sight itself was pleasing: nice slender body with perky tits. In the end there was a language barrier, as she was new to the club and hardly had any English or German. Stilted conversation, and when she didn’t understand any of my questions concerning service, I gave up. I never saw her do a session all day or night. Sorry, can’t remember the name from that brief encounter.

A few minutes later I found another slim, rather taller brunette, also from Romania, but they seemed not to know each other. This didn’t mean that she was not curious to find out why I had walked from the first girl. At that time of day everything is observed precisely…. Anyway, this girl’s English was good, she had a nice smile, she ticked all the boxes on service, so we went to the room.

I hesitate at this point, because I understood that her name was Lilly, but there appears to be no Lilly on the excellent list of Mädels on the website. Bear that in mind when you read my comments.

Lilly, Romania
Early 20s
Average height
Swarthy, Balkan facial features
Nice slim bod with B breasts

Her attitude was fine. The only problem was hygiene, sad to relate. She simply smelled rather bad once on the bed, and it was soon clear where the smell was coming from. In short, the session was brief and unconsummated, as I got the condom put on quickly and faked just to get out of the room.

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Down in the showers after that Iseeu called over and introduced Angus to me. They had both just arrived.

Up at the bar, we conducted a preliminary scout. Iseeu also seemed rather impressed by the talents on show. We quickly noted a tanned gold-brown haired girl with a nice body and constant smile on the other side of the bar as a prospect to consider later in the day. Over the next hour or so I confirmed with a German guy I’d seen talking to her for a while, and he gave me the thumbs-up. He’d been with her the previous week. A bit later I drifted round the bar and started talking to her. The tanned skin turned out to be the natural teint, as she is Iranian. Spoke good German.

Linna, Iran
Early twenties
About 1.65m
Long gold-brown hair in a tail
Slim, with B breasts and lovely soft thighs as it turned out

Very sweet conversationalist. Linna’s limitations were no anal, no CIM. OK by me. She took me up to her favourite room, the African room, with the huge bed, mirrors on the ceiling and animal models and straw huts placed round the room. Samya, like Traumparadies elsewhere in Cologne, seems to believe that there are tigers in Africa, but let’s not quibble. :-) :-) The room was great, with plenty of daylight too.

Sweet and gentle outside the room, Linna immediately turned into a lioness in the room. Her tongue was down my throat before she was completely naked, and my dick was in her mouth before I’d touched the bed linen. I pulled her up from a doubtlessly indignant Little Tosc, cupped my hand behind her head, fingers nestling in her hair, ran my hand down her back and we had a good long kiss. After 5 minutes of all this I told it was going to be an hour, no hurry, and I was able to really get to work on this lovely silky body. Highlight was an extended session of 69, her arms are good and strong for this, which was a great treat in the mirrors above. Linna relaxed completely, became very wet with a swollen clit it was best to lick in a circling movement, and we took her up and down the scale a couple of times. The whole session was a fine mixture of gentleness and athleticism, at least on Linna’s part. When the condom was on, she rode me heavily for a while. Little Tosc was strongly erect, and I switched the cowgirl into a lying position with me at right angles at the bottom and Linna with her legs up in the air. She hadn’t tried this position before but liked it immediately. Again looks great in the mirror and you can see your cock going in and out of the pussy very well. And you can reach every part of her body with your hands. We were both really horny by this stage! One long, awful pounding later :-) I whipped off the condom and it all went in an arc over her stomach and pussy. Magnificent sight, I must say. Where, oh where was the SloMo video?! Although the hour was up, Linna made no attempt to hurry me out of the room, she was happy to talk and stroke. She is the best session I have ever had at Samya by a long chalk.

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After that it was time to relax, afternoon turned to evening and my emotions and deliberations swayed to and fro. Angus too had by this time had his first session. He has spoken of the swirl of time and thoughts as you try to narrow down your options and build your confidence for the next number. He’s dead right. We spent a long time after dinner talking about many things, seems we have very different life philosophies, but a very similar approach to the world of sex. We also deliberated in detail on the next prospects around the room. By this time I had looked and brooded about each and every girl about three times, and was going round and round in mental circles. It’s hard to reflect this in prose after the event, but I was very conscious of this mood at the time. I am sure many of you know what I am talking about.

First there was the tall and solid Czech girl on the couch behind us: one constant distraction to Angus it must be said, who for reasons he couldn’t explain seemed to be exerting an ever stronger fascination on him. Until I read his report on Ivana and the horsey fantasies she had provoked in his mind, I didn’t understand. Now I do: the Czech's head and mouth look to me a bit like a horse’s! He’s not quite right in his description of how we turned to consider her: in fact she had been firmly recommended to me by the German guy I was sitting next to over dinner. Absolutely fine, he said, an especially good kisser, but no English and no German. For me, I had already decided to pass on her, as I never bet on the horses….

Another girl we both had under close observation was one who later turned out to be called Alina, whom I named star-girl because she had a fetching glittery star-shaped hair-clip. The interesting thing was that, shy as she seemed, she was registering very closely the furtive looks she was getting from our direction, and making sure – with me at any rate – that she met my gaze every time I looked over. She came over as shy and demure, but she sure suspected she might just have one or both of us on the hook. It’s not my fault she ended up with Angus. LOL. After a while she reinforced her attractions by doing a turn at the pole, and it was at this point that I decided, no, her thighs were two centimetres too short. So small are the margins of life’s momentous decisions…. And yes, I am one fucking spoilt monger. :-) :-) Besides I had other options developing. Angus took over with star-girl.

As an aside, the new bar has its strong points. Notably, the girls actually dance at the several poles along the top of the bar, and Angus and I had prime positions right underneath most of the action. I was constantly looking for my dollar bills….

Whereas most of the girls danced topless in panties and jangles, one slender blonde beauty suddenly took over the stage and danced a number completely naked, and this was a treat indeed, especially as I’d had my eye on her ever since the second shift came on. Great wiry body, beautiful face with long blonde hair, and she had been wearing a splendid grey shoulder wrap around but not over the naked breasts, which suited her looks really well. For the next few minutes those splendid pussy lips were never more than three feet above my open mouth.

After she had finished her dance I concentrated very closely. It was hard. Those pussy lips.... I observed that she had at least three conversations with guys who had walked off. Why? I was only to discover why later, but this was cause for some thought. So I waited.

I must say at this point that things were not looking that great. The small room was filling up and was very smoky. I am a non-smoker, and this was giving me a headache. I made several exits out onto the terrace outside, but the discomfort persisted. Altogether I was not on form, I knew it, even if I should ordinarily have recovered after the draining Linna had given me. It sometimes goes like this: I was not at all sure whether I would make a third session at all, but I hung around. All this in strong contrast with Finca the following day, when I was feeling great and had four sessions in five-to-six hours, no sweat. Strange, huh?

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So, I was down to three options. One, the stripper; the second, “secretary girl”, a spinner type with a gorgeous slim body with A/B breasts and arse-wiggle to match when walking, who looked great and knew it; and thirdly a blonde beauty with luscious C breasts, whom Iseeu and I had been leching over for a couple of hours. Iseeu, ever the direct charmer, had interviewed her and come back confirming that Lena from Russia was indeed sweet and had definite candidate status.

I concentrated hard over my Alkoholfreies. OK, Lena, definite yes, but for a future day when I am feeling more rumbustious. I needed a spinner, an Optikgranate preferably with a gentle streak. Secretary girl had fierce narrow glasses over her nose, and behind them I saw steely eyes. Just how tough was this cookie for a man who needed a sympathetic final session? I was encouraged by the fact that she greeted a customer she obviously knew well with a lengthy and arousing touch-and-feel-up in one corner. Every man would like to have his hands where this lucky man’s were. So, clearly if the chemistry were there, she would be very exciting. As it happens, the guy shuttled her off to the room, and I wasn’t going to wait. It may take an age, but once decided I tend to move fast. So this time as well, there was a stool free next to the stripper at the bar, and I was onto it in a flash. This was Onita from Hungary, and she was on the crib list I had in my pocket of reported good sessions. I was immediately happy. A cool, wiry girl doing a raunchy strip at the pole could be a distant self-obsessed ***** as well. Far from it. She was sweetness itself.

So we sat at the bar together for seemingly ages. The reason was that they turned the music up so loud for the pole dancing that suddenly Onita and I could no longer hear each other without shouting into each other’s ears. (At this point the two girls I had fucked that day were dancing and jiggling topless on the bar and grinning down at me, and the one I was certainly hoping to fuck was sitting close to me, her hand stroking my arm and with my hand feeling up her gorgeous small arse. Don’t anyone try to tell me we live in a terrible world!). So instead of talking we watched the show at the bar, smiled at each other, I nibbled Onita’s ear lobe, then the other, then kissed her lips, Onita stroked my leg coyly, brushed my cheek, we held hands like teenagers in the cinema, I had my right hand cupping her arse for a full quarter of an hour. Exhilarating stuff. Toscana the romantic. :-) :-) Finally we could speak.

Onita, Hungary
22
1.63 but looks taller because so slim
Long straight blonde hair, lovely face
Perky little A tits

But I was curious about one thing. When pressed, Onita confided that she herself turns away many guests. She is beautiful, she can afford that luxury. She wants to be happy with the eyes, looks at the hands, and jerks don’t smile at her she said. One demanding, but wise, lady. I am sure she is kind about it, but according to her up to one in two get told the bad news. It seemed that by this stage I was not in danger, but I judiciously decided to keep my long second finger well away from her arsehole, at least while we were still at the bar. LOL. Onita had to reserve a room in advance, so busy was it now, but after ten more minutes she got a key delivered, and we were off to the second floor.

I should have been fit. It was now well over four hours since my last session, I reckoned. I wasn’t fit. It wasn’t Onita’s fault. She is remarkably service-oriented, and she did absolutely everything I wanted. With her sweet, lithe body and lovely lingering kisses I should have been having a ball. It must indeed be said that Onita’s BBBJ technique will improve over the years, there’s a little too much invasive hand in there. And she seemed to find it hard to keep in a 69 position easy for us both. But the problems lay with me. I tried to adapt. For some unknown reason Toscana’s First Law of Sexual Hydraulics has it that he can sometimes get a recalcitrant Little Tosc erect if he lies on one side. It’s useful to know. So I moved Onita round into a spoons position, stroked her back from her shoulders down to her arse, cupped and stroked and weighed her little breasts, and hey presto! within a few minutes we were back on track. This was fine, but by the time Onita had a condom unpursed, we were back again with what Angus memorably described as a strip of half-cooked macaroni (I paraphrase). It wasn’t go to work. Shit, I was bursting to fuck this tantalising body! Onita was a model of patience, we still had a good ten minutes to try, asked what she should do. I told her she was great, I appreciated her, I just wanted to kiss her. So I did. For fifteen minutes. And she did this too so happily. She’s a great girl, I am definitely returning to Samya, and she’s on top of the list.

The three of us were well and truly finished. It was after midnight. We left. A strange day. I was glad to have great ISG company.

[Iseeu]

[url]With the dancing finished she sat at the bar and and talked with her friend. Finally a bar stool opened up next to her and over I went to introduce myself-not actually as confident as I am making it sound here. This custom of making the men contact the girl first really is good in that it forces me a bit out of my comfort zone. Making me be more proactive in choosing a girl.

I soon found out that her name is Allina, she comes from Romania and she is absolutely as sweet as she looks. She told me that she is 19 (completely believable due to looks and how she acts-shy and slightly coy) and new to both Samya (two weeks) and the business. Conversation was not particularly easy and, as Iseeu pointed out later, I took for ever to invite her to the room.

Hell, I had to literally push you off your bar stool to get you to approach her. But the 2 of you were so cute, flirting with each other like high schoolers at the soda shop, you trying to get her to laugh, her playing hard to get but turning towards you every once in a while with a cute coquettish smile. Thought you would never cut the deal, in fact, I grew a white beard just watching, till finally you went off holding hands. So cute. LOL

Great report- can't wait for the next installments...

[Angus Magee]

http://www.samya.de/index.php


as mentioned in the preamble to these reports we arrived at samya mid afternoon on tuesday. with the very reasonable (50 euros) entry fee paid, towels & robes in hand we were downstairs showering and soon ready for action. samya is a small club so the facilities (showers, change rooms) for the girls are not really separate from those of the guest. that is they use the same showers and their change room is off the hall outside the restrooms. so as we were changing and showering i saw a couple of girls applying make up, using the wall mirror in the hall, and one girl (ivana it turns out) was showering as we came in. this i found sort of nice, not to mention sexy, but that chance encounter with ivana in the showers set the stage for my first session of the trip and was instrumental in me making a slight error in judgment as you will shortly read.

my first impressions of the club were good. it is clean and, for its’ size, the facilities are adequate. though they could be much improved with a few small adjustments. later i was to explore the downstairs room with the sauna & steam room. to be fair, the renovations are still on going and so for the moment this area is really not that nice, with trades men walking around (nice gig-i noticed a couple of the girls also hanging around down there in towels talking to the men working) and that room not really ready for guests to actually use. and i might as well also mention now that while the sauna is good, they need to fill a half inch gap at the base of the door to stop the resulting draft. and the steam room-well-it is kind of a cheap molded fiber glass room and the first thing you notice is a sort of slightly unpleasant smell in there. i stepped in (i love a good steam room) but beat a hasty retreat as i noticed the unpleasant odor. i am not really sure if the can fix this one except maybe to scrap the fiberglass model and install a proper steam room with tiles. an expensive project i would imagine.

but-we do not go to these places primarily for the facilities do we. so upstairs in the bar, after meeting toscana (who had already one session under his belt) and chatting a bit i, had a real look around at the girls. the real reason for being there. again, my first impression was favorable. keeping in mind that it was still well before the night shift girls were to arrive, i noticed and noted 3-4 of the ten or so girls present who i would consider for a session. but the one who stood out for me was the girl i had seen in the downstairs showers-ivana.

my view of her in the shower (i think my brain took a short video of her down there as even now i can picture her, arms raised as she shampoos her hair, breasts jiggling slightly and the soapy run off from the shower glistening down her torso, collecting and then flowing off her pussy in a steady stream that i would happily stick my head under to bath in her run off.) had definitely peaked my interest and now she sat on the other side of the bar wearing a small pair of panties and displaying her magnificently gravity defying breasts in their full and glorious beauty.

samya, being a nwr club that has the policy in place that the girls are not allowed to approach the customers. i knew then that the onus was on me if i was to get into contact with this girl and have a session-my first of the trip. i do have some thoughts and observations about this custom but i will save them for the post script to these reports.

so up i got, walked around the bar to the stool next to her, said hello and asked her name.

ivana.

then the usual fkk conversational gambits but, shall we say, that conversation-while not the worst i have ever experienced-was somewhat difficult, awkward & stilted. i did manage to find out she is a country girl, is 20 years old (true or at least very believable) and-drum roll please-owns & rides a horse. this, i am afraid dear readers, was the clincher for me. even though the warning sides were there, the distant air, the difficult conversation, the unwillingness to really look me in the eyes, when she told me that she rides i guess all my instincts were over run with the picture of her, riding crop in hand, taut glistening thighs, riding a top me, cock buried deep inside her, urging me on to a climactic finish as she clenched and unclenched her undoubtedly powerful pussy muscles around my straining dick.

that was the instant fantasy.

and so i was inviting her to the room, collecting a towel and off upstairs to break my cherry. as soon as we got to the room, spread out the towel and moved together on the bed i knew that i had been hasty in my choice. ivana just had that distant air to her that practically screams that the girl is just not that interested in what is happening. i kissed her breasts but when i went for a kiss on the lips i was presented with a pair of hard puckered lips that said-we will do what we have to to say that we kissed, but no more.

and i should also mention that ivana has a nipple piercing, a tongue stud and three piercing on and around her pussy. i asked if she liked to be licked to which she just lay back and opened her legs, telling me to help myself. now pussy piercing is not something that i have a great interest in but then neither does it offend me. but i have to say that the first thing i thought of upon seeing ivana’s piercings is that it looks like her pussy has been stapled shut. she has three pussy peircings, one on each outer lip and one through her clit hood.

down i went and started to lick. her pussy is rather pleasing. it is totally smooth (laser hair removal i think) very delicate, pink and clean tasting. well it should be clean tasting as no matter what i did i could barely make out any reaction from her in the form of moans, sighs or indeed any sign of pleasure, and her pussy remained the in the same, sightly moist, state as when i started. i looked up and to be honest ivana looked rather bored and i even had an image of her doing her nails as i munched out on her tidy little quim.

what can i say? after five minutes of this i was bored and so came up, gave her a brotherly kiss on the cheek and suggested that we do something else.

maybe a blow job?

sure she said and went to her purse for a condom.

oh well.

by this time i fully realized that the session was a wash out and i may as well just salvage something from it and call it quits, keeping it as a half hour warm up session. and, to be fair, ivana is not an unpleasant or hostile companion. it is just that, with me at least, she seemed to be “just not that into it”. and maybe another gentleman, with younger and more taut, horsey like thighs & torso himself, might just be able to coax a better session from her.

so on with the condom (i just let it happen) and ivana gave me what was to be an unspectacular but at the same time quite adequate, oral session. i didn’t even bother to try to penetrate her stapled pussy and just lay back, hands behind my head and let her do her thing.

it was nice and lasted perhaps 10 minutes and with the bj out of the way we lay and cuddled for a bit-she seemed a bit more receptive to this-and actually had a pleasant time running out the clock. in the end, i reflected, at least it only cost me a single 50 euro note and i was soon showered again and back out on the floor with iseeu and toscana doing the post session wrap up and intel session.

by this time more girls had arrived and the line up had even improved a bit. and iseeu had made the acquaintance of a young german customer who would prove to be a veritable gold mine of information and intel about the various girls who showed up for work that night.

as has been mentioned here before, i have to say that there is something kind of funny (that is funny strange-not funny ha ha) about the whole physical set up of samya. while it is hard to really put a finger on it, the bar area is not really conducive to its’ intended purpose-that is meeting & mingling with the girls. what seems to end up happening is that the girls sit on the sofas together, while a guys, and a sprinkling of girls, hang out at the bar. again-if you really wan to meet a particular girl you really have to make the effort to do so. and if she is sitting on a sofa, chatting with various other girls, this can be quite an intimidating task. so if you do end up at samya for the first time, be prepared to really just go for it and jump in to meet the girl you want to take upstairs.

food was served sometime around 18:00 and it was quite good. while not haut cuisine it was cooked in house and more than satisfied my hunger at the time. and, as is my wont, i found myself lusting a bit after the young woman who appeared to do the cooking. mid-twenties and slim she looked quite sexy in her chefs’ white tunic with a scarf tied around her slim neck. her and a beautiful young woman in street clothes who, i was informed, is the girlfriend of one of the owners....

old angus seems to have a knack for going to an fkk and sniffing out the only two women who are not actually available for hire.

but there were more than enough women to make up for the fact that i could not bone the owner’s gf. in fact as the evening wore on i found myself in major indecision mode. our regular german friend had tipped us off as to what to expect with some of the girls and one of his honorable mentions had caught my eye-a young, very taut bodied girl by the name of emilia i think. then there was a young czech girl who was rather unconventionally beautiful, and who looked perpetually bored, but who our friend said was very good in the rooms. but she had the disadvantage of not speaking english nor even any german. there was the girl who toscana had taken for a session earlier and who he had given rather good press.

there was the star of the show-yoel-who has great reports-looks down right sexy as hell and was about as busy as i have ever seen a girl to be at an fkk with a steady supply of eager customers wanting to take her upstairs for their dose of slap & tickle play.iseeu was actually to score a session with this popular beauty later in the evening and came down singing her praises. but he himself will have to fill you all in on the details.

finally there was a cute young thing that i noticed who was just arriving an seemed to be busy getting her stuff together and settling in for the evening. she looked young, short in stature (had it not been for the heels), dark shoulder length hair, a cute face with full dark lips that i was soon fantasizing about kissing. and what really attracted me was that she was running around in a very cute pair of panties (was it dessous day at samya? as all the girls as i remember were actually wearing panties. or is this just the normal practice at this club?)
and i actually love a sexy pair of panties.

or more precisely, peeling them off at the start of a session.

but what really made my mind up was when she and a couple of other girls got up to dance at the bar and she spent a good 10-15 minutes wiggling & shaking her lovely young booty right in front of me. very effective marketing i think.

with the dancing finished she sat at the bar and and talked with her friend. finally a bar stool opened up next to her and over i went to introduce myself-not actually as confident as i am making it sound here. this custom of making the men contact the girl first really is good in that it forces me a bit out of my comfort zone. making me be more proactive in choosing a girl.

i soon found out that her name is allina, she comes from romania and she is absolutely as sweet as she looks. she told me that she is 19 (completely believable due to looks and how she acts-shy and slightly coy) and new to both samya (two weeks) and the business. conversation was not particularly easy and, as iseeu pointed out later, i took for ever to invite her to the room. but invite her i did and soon we were lying naked together starting what was to be a very enjoyable half hour.

allina i experienced as no sexual olympian but the session was very enjoyable and certainly satisfied my lust for licking and kissing the body of true teeny girl. her bj was good but not spectacular, especially when i compare it to some of the oral service i was to receive in the following two days. but i was very pleased. and as an added pleasure allina seemed much more receptive to my pussy licking skills and indeed her pussy got very, very creamy wet. and when it came time i put on the condom and fucked her from behind to end the session.

so my second adventure at samya was a success. and i would most certainly repeat with allina should the opportunity ever arise.

the evening was progressing and i spent the next hours talking with toscana, iseeu, our german information officer and various girls. the nice thing about this bar is that once you get into it it does seem a pretty social place. the girls are pretty easy and in no way at all did i find any of them in any way pushy even when you had made casual contact.

i did think about another session-the czech girl maybe-and even spent a good long while talking with a turkish girl towards the end of the evening. i liked this girl's look and even enjoyed some suggestive teasing talk with her, but in the end i got a sort of funny vibe from her and decided that she probably would not thrill me in a session. and as i was keenly aware that i was at the start of a three day fuck-fest, i needed to keep it in reserve. i often find that at the end of an fkk evening i take a session just because i don’t want to leave. and these final session are often disappointing.

once iseeu had finished with yoel it was around mid night. so we slowly said our good byes, headed downstairs to change and i was back at my hotel before 1:00 a.m..

all in ll it was a fun and. i would say, successful visit. i would most definitely return to this small club any time i was in the area and be confident of a good time. i do have (i think)some other thoughts on the place but will save them for the final analysis in the post script.

next report-bernds. hopefully sometime tomorrow.

thanks for reading.

am

[Jerboa]

Day 3 of my trip, follows from my visit to Showboat. http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...postcount=1027

I arrived at Koeln Hbf on the ICE train from Amsterdam at around 14:30.
Got a bed In my usual place to stay, www.hostel-cologne.de/ sorted my stuff out, and headed for the U-bahn, arrived at Samya around 17:30, got changed downstairs, as I went to shower I notice that the sauna and wellness area has been sealed off, they are doing some work In there.

Up In the bar got myself a beer and took a seat at the bar, quite a few ladies sat around, took my time to check the talent before choosing my first for the night. I noticed a couple of good looking blondes about the bar, maybe later, got some dinner and sat down. As I went to put my plate away I turned round and there was Ranja, she was very surprized to see me, but as usual she was busy with another customer lol, so got another drink and relaxed at the bar, making a mental list of who else I wanted to session with.

I was sat at the bar and I got talking to Leanna, she's 34 yr old but looks younger, Hungarian, tall at around 1.79 cm nice slim body, and dark hair.
Leanna dosn't speak much english, so we got along with a little German.
Well there was no sign of Ranja so when Leanna offered to take me upstairs I agreed. Had a very good time In the room, Leanna Is very wild and knows how to perform, had a half hour and went downstairs, now I checked the clock In the room when we started, and we were not overtime, but Leanna wanted €75, said we been 45 minutes, no way, I asked her to come with me upstairs to the managment, but she declined with some choice words In German.

So after my first session wasn't feeling to happy, just seemed like Leanna took me for a green newbie or something, as I returned to the bar there was Ranja sat at the bar, and she wanted me to take her upstairs, well I told her I'd just come down, so we got a drink and went for a chat outside, she told me how she had worked at Parksauna Residenz, nice place she said but not many customers, so she'd come back to Samya to make money, I can believe she makes good money there, as most of the night she was rarely sat waiting at the bar for customers, she allready had guys lined up a few hours In advance lol. She's a nice girl but a little crazy In a nice way, she spent 20 minutes with me then went off In search of her next customer.

Well the plan was to session with Ranja when she came back down, well I must of been sitting at the bar for over an hour with no sign of her, I got chating to a hot Spanish girl, her name was Yasmine, told me she was 28 yr old, but I thought she was younger, great olive skinned body, a well man made DD cup rack, and a very pretty face, Yasmine speaks very good english, with that sexy spanish accent of her! She Is fun to talk to, we were having some jokes In the bar, so when she offered to take me upstairs I was happy.

Yasmine was as good as I had hoped, had plenty of energy, and enjoyed riding me like a stallion lol, we did many positions and got quite Inventive,
In the end I was going to cum on her boobs, but she wanted €25 extra for this, so I declined. Had a good 30 min session with Yasmine, would see her again.

Back In the bar took another beer and waited for Ranya, I had noticed a latin/mix raced girl In the bar, you can't miss her she has massive fake boobs on a small frame and very pretty! I think she was Spanish or S/American as she would chat to Yasmine In Spanish. I never got a chance with this lady, as she was constantly busy, didn't see her much In the bar all night.

Another hour passed and there appeared Ranja, she'd been with her last guy 2 hours! Yeah this girls pussy Is that good lol. So we sat out In the garden for a while, then took Ranja to a room, had a crazy half hour with her, she Is still as good as I remember, knows how to work well In the room.
I got a surprise when was time to pay, she wanted an extra €25 for cumming on her boobs.

Also I noticed when you finish a session the girls always rush to return the key to the bar, what Is the score there, does the club charge the girls for using the rooms?

I enjoyed my visit to Samya, It's still one of the best clubs In the Koeln area, will be back, next time I will ask the girl to Inform me of her extras during the session, think some ladies try and ambush guys, wait until pay time, and whack on the extras!

[Jerboa]

She works in Parksauna Residenz and her new name is Rehanna.

I notice Ranja Is back at Samya again, she's back on their site, damm another excuse to head back to Samya, might go this Sunday or the Monday.

[Marlow]

Booking system at Samya is never mentioned on the German boards, which is curious.
maybe it is a form of foreign monger control? I can imagine Cornelia and Babs being fully occupied but a booking system .......afraid I smell a rat here.

Could it be that big Ali and his sidekicked are pissed at rollocking partying ISG members monopolising the trade for one and a half hours and never going to a room?

Could it also be that this reputation of being funsters now preceeds anyone talking English and Big Ali has decided on a code similar to that used in department stores to alert staff? In other words telling a girl she has a 'booking' in 25 minutes (wink, wink) is code for 'get the damned trick done within 25 minutes!'

As you can see me and my conspiracy theory fetish make me think you are being had. Which you will probably hotly deny.

The management at Samya haven't been that interested in mongers spending time as if they are in a disco - ever. And since they changed the layout clearly through trade is their priority.

But if someone can call ahead and make a booking, then do tell us, or walk in and book with the bardame. Don't see it working frankly.

[Gglee]

Agree with Tjoho about quality at Samya. Went to Golden Times
on a Friday and it was packed. Lots of girls, too, but for whatever
reasons I decided I would come to Samya. Great decision, not as
many ladies but also much less mongers. I felt the choices were
much better than at GT and I am a boobie man but not ones that are enhanced and there were many great looking naturals.
Met Lila, 22 y.o. Polish girl with a gorgeous D rack, firm and natural
and great figure (10) all around. Face 8, Performance 8. Would definitely repeat. Said she has 2 y.o. girl so she only works weekends.
Had BBBJ.