FKK Samya - Cologne

[Excess]

I have taken the appropriate measures and given myself a good douching.

My inbox is spick and span and open to accept any inbound articles.

All the best to all.

'Excess'

Excess: This is going to sound extremely unladylike, especially in a sex forum, but I assure you I mean it in the nicest of ways...your box is full! I tried to reply to your PM, but apparently you have way too many friends already.

While I'm here, lots of love and best wishes to all of you for the New Year. I hope 2008 brings you an abundance of health, wealth and happiness. xxx

[Rubber Nursey]

Excess: This is going to sound extremely unladylike, especially in a sex forum, but I assure you I mean it in the nicest of ways...your box is full! I tried to reply to your PM, but apparently you have way too many friends already.

While I'm here, lots of love and best wishes to all of you for the New Year. I hope 2008 brings you an abundance of health, wealth and happiness. xxx

[Jackyo]

But think of it this way: Brush-offs are a good sign, because it means that the girls have some free will in the whole operation. If there was a "no brush-off guarantee", this would imply forced sex, and I think that we all agreed that this would be deplorable.

euro

Yes, this is true!

If she can't/won't say no, then it can only mean she is not doing it freely.

Her ability to exercise the option can only be interpreted as a good sign about her working conditions and her state of mind.

There isn't someone in the background "ramming it down her throat" (and any other place, for that matter), so to speak.

[Excess]

.. that you just "rubbed her the wrong way" with you-know-what. :-)

Possibly true, Jackyo.

As we have been informed in the past, "little Breadman" is a baguette and a half. :-)))

[Euro100]

I have been at it about as long as Jackyo, and I also have experienced brush-offs on occasion. Once at Atlantik, and once at Golden Time. It's funny that I still remember these. I have, of course, had to turn down hundreds of willing girls throughout the years in these clubs. But I still remember the two occasions when girls did it to me.

But think of it this way: Brush-offs are a good sign, because it means that the girls have some free will in the whole operation. If there was a "no brush-off guarantee", this would imply forced sex, and I think that we all agreed that this would be deplorable.

euro

[Jackyo]

Happened to us all...mine was an Elisha Cuthbert lookalike. Did her once and I must have really made a lasting impression on her...the bad kind. Saw her at another club and approached and got the brush off big time. Just write it off as it would have been a bad outing anyway....

.. that you just "rubbed her the wrong way" with you-know-what. :-)

[Breadman]

I went to start talking to her but she looked at me and said something that I think meant that her shift was almost up. A clear brush off! Obviously I wasn’t her type. She stayed in the bar for a good time afterwards and eventually went off with another punter and so I don’t think I misinterpreted the situation.

Happened to us all...mine was an Elisha Cuthbert lookalike. Did her once and I must have really made a lasting impression on her...the bad kind. Saw her at another club and approached and got the brush off big time. Just write it off as it would have been a bad outing anyway....

[Dark Vader]

In my short career at this ...

Wow 8 years at this game - I should be so lucky ;-)

I have no real problem with a brush off at an FKK especially somewhere like Samya where the choice is so wide. It's still an irritant but no lasting damage. At a treff though it's a real downer because of the restricted supply.

Re girls names, I do struggle with these. I always ask but after 1 or 2 sessions, unless I write them down my memory starts playing tricks with me and I begin to wonder now was that Carmel or Camilla? With Samya, I went back on the web site to see if I could work it out from the pictures but with so many faces missing it's not that easy.

Given your wide experience, I'd be interested in your view of what club you'd consider to be the best in the FKK world? I don't think the big Frankfurt clubs would appeal to me but I've definitely got Bernd's and Living Room on my list.

[Jackyo]

I went to start talking to her but she looked at me and said something that I think meant that her shift was almost up. A clear brush off! Obviously I wasn’t her type. She stayed in the bar for a good time afterwards and eventually went off with another punter and so I don’t think I misinterpreted the situation.

“Hmm”, back to square 1.

In my short career at this (its not yet a decade - that is in two years from now) its only happened to me at one club: PHG. And there it happened twice on separate occasions.

I was at first put off by it (and in my subconscious mind, I still am).

I have, however, come to think of it differently: You should be glad she told you up front she didn't like you for whatever reason rather than you both go into a room and she give you substandard services.. for which you were going to pay her.

It was not likely she was not going to be warm, responsive, friendly, etc.. later.

Better that she was direct and up front about it.

My rule of thumb is simple: if you smile at her and she smiles back, go for it. If you smile and she ignores you, go find someone else.

There was one nice looking blonde who I had my eye on when I was there last. I'd pass her numerous times in the hallway or on the stairs but each time she had her eyes either straight ahead or on the floor. No thanks!

There are so many other fish in the ocean. Hoping this didn't get you down.

Yes, this club is a really decent club with hot food, free flowing drinks, a nice selection and good services. There are better clubs than this and there are worse ones too but for a beginner it is a good place to start particularly because there are no sharks and no aggressive upsell.

Did you take down any names, by the way? :-)

I like Brigitte. Blonde, Czech Republic, she has an awesome smile and a personality to match.

[Dark Vader]

I visited Samya (www.samya.de) towards the end of my maiden trip to sample the German sex scene. I had considered taking Jacko’s advice and starting off here but as I was flying into Dortmund it was a little too far away. In the end I’m glad I didn’t because by the time I got round to visiting Samya I had a number of establishments under my belt and so was well positioned to notice the real step up in class that Samya represents. If I had started off here then the other venues wuould have been a put of a come down.

Samya was by far and away the most upmarket venue I visited and its reputation is well deserved. Here I encountered easily the best quality of girls/ladies on my trip and it really was like being in a big sweetie shop, just as I thought I’d found a stunner than an even more beautiful girl would wander into view. I thought that I’d died and gone to heaven!

I arrived at about 2pm and there were about 15-20 girls present all of which I would have rated in the 6-9 range. The girls tended to sit in small groups away from the punters either on the sofas or up at the bar or playing the electronic games machines in the foyer.

Their website gives an accurate view of the club's facilities and so I won’t describe these too much here although I do wish that they would give slightly better pictures of the girls. I imagine that their secluded car park is a real boon for any local punters playing away from home.

After changing I wandered into the lounge area and collected a drink from the self-service cabinet. They had a very good collection of drinks on offer although, as I was driving, I stuck to soft drinks. Irritatingly, they were showing a Bollywood movie on the big flat screen TV the whole time I was there. I’m not quite sure who this was aimed at because none of the punters or the girls seemed very interested in it.

As I wanted to take my time before selecting my first companion I wandered over to the food area and made myself a quick sandwich.

So now to the tricky area of who I should choose first. Did I want a blonde or brunette? Short or tall? Size 10 or size 12? Big on top or regularly proportioned? Long hair or short? Damn - this was proving all too difficult!

At last I thought I’d made my choice and began to zero in. Now I’m a bit of a retiring fellow and so I was trying to wait for the opportune moment.

“Ok I’ll wait for her to finish her cigarette first.” I said to myself. “Right ciggie finished, let’s move in”.

Damn, she now chose to stand up and get a cup of coffee and also to strike up a long conversation with her friend. She was playing with her hair provocatively which was quite distracting.

“OK I can wait”

Finally her friend wandered off to visit the bathroom and she was by herself at the bar and so I made my approach.

I went to start talking to her but she looked at me and said something that I think meant that her shift was almost up. A clear brush off! Obviously I wasn’t her type. She stayed in the bar for a good time afterwards and eventually went off with another punter and so I don’t think I misinterpreted the situation.

“Hmm”, back to square 1.

Luckily, I only had to wait a few more minutes and a real stunner entered the bar. She had a Mediterranean look, lovely tanned skin, an attractive rack and long brown hair with light curls cascading down the side of her face. Perfect... and she was by herself.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get her name but this time I was determined not to wait and immediately approached her. I think that this is really essential in these types of clubs because if you don’t strike whilst the iron is hot any half decent girl is likely to get snapped up quickly.

She collected a couple of towels and we went up to the bedrooms on the 1st floor. There were a number of rooms available and I guess that they must have some kind of booking system at busy times Anyway we chose a random room and I started to make myself comfortable. Annoyingly the room had nowhere to hang up or place my bathrobe and so I just left it on the floor.

Up close I noticed that the girl’s boobs were sagging slightly and had stretch marks but these were minor imperfections in my book and her nice body aroma was wafting across my nostrils. We got down to business with a nice BBBJ start. I had wanted some DFK but she wasn’t up for that. We went on to have sex in a couple of positions and then all too quickly I was overcome and finished off with a quick squirt into the condom.

“Oh that was very quick!”, she said as we were barely 20 minutes in but I guess it’s all much of a muchness to these type of girls. We got dressed and went to get cleaned up. The punters and girls share the same showers at Samya and so it’s a good chance to have another pervey view of the girls if you’re so minded.

Back to the lounge to recharge my batteries and I began turning my mind to who would be next. Girl number 2, again I didn’t get her name, was a little shorter but again perfectly proportioned and had her hair up in a little bun. She was from Slovakia and had been working at Samya for 3 years. She had fairly good English and said that this was her last day at work before returning to Slovakia for her holidays.

I had noticed that she had been proving pretty popular and was regularly getting snapped up whenever she became free and so I figured that she must be pretty good.

Up in the bedroom I wasn’t disappointed and we had a long slow session with DFK, BBBJ and lots of sex. I gave her a real pounding and tested out her gymnastic skills.

When we were done, as I didn’t have my wallet with me she accompanied me down to the changing area to pick up her fee. Whilst there she spotted another guy who I guess must have been a regular because she immediately went across to him and gave him a hug and a kiss.

Both the girls were very proper, not in an overly restrictive way, but there was no attempt at up selling and they were both very much focused on ensuring that I had a good time.

At about 5pm, I decided to call it a day. I could easily have spent longer at Samya but I was conscious that I had planned to visit Beverly in the evening and so thought it best that I kept some bullets in reserve.

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[Marlow]

Don't look now girls but Breadman is watching you...

[Breadman]

I've been watching samya's website now for a couple of weeks trying to see who might be working regularly on a tuesday or saturday...and on both of these nights I was seeing close to 30 women working both evenings.

In the last few days ive noticed a huge drop in attendance, into the teens...so you can guess the holiday break has started. And id hazard a guess that most wont be returning until after new years...

[Marlow]

To adapt a phrase Gary Linnecker said, 'it's a fifty euro game of 30 minutes and then the Germans win on the penalty shoot out in the John.'

[Excess]

My point of view on this.

PS - Bernd's is closed January 1st.

A suggestion Wapec, to schedule your first visit to Samya and follow with Bernd's. Samya is more handy to Cologne but more importantly, Bernd's should be savoured with at least one, preferably more FKK's and visits under your towel in order to be fair to Bernd's, Samya and yourself. I believe that you will better appreciate the suggestion after your visits and in reflection.

Enjoy and yes, Wapec does Samya and Bernd's will be looked forward to.

Excess & Toscana, thanks for the post and advice. Have settled on Samya & Bernd's having figured out the distances involved. I am flying in from Asia en route home and its been a long long time since I visited the Ruggerbiet area. Hence, my difficulty triangulating.

Anyway flight is booked and a good sleep 01/01/08 will set the scene to start the New Year with a bang. Stay tuned for "Wapec does Samya & Bernd's back to back action".

Still waiting for my PM function to be activated. But even so helpful forum has shared the info I wanted.

Much appreciated,

Wapec

[Jackyo]

Was standing next to Becks in Samya and he gave me a few tips on this footie thing in the porcelain. He banged it in the net from the spot. I glanced over at the geezer and kopped a load of what he'd got, and said I thought it was an intelligent right foot he was supposed to have.

.. "having a pissing contest".