FKK Samya - Cologne

[Wapec]

Excess & Toscana, thanks for the post and advice. Have settled on Samya & Bernd's having figured out the distances involved. I am flying in from Asia en route home and its been a long long time since I visited the Ruggerbiet area. Hence, my difficulty triangulating.

Anyway flight is booked and a good sleep 01/01/08 will set the scene to start the New Year with a bang. Stay tuned for "Wapec does Samya & Bernd's back to back action".

Still waiting for my PM function to be activated. But even so helpful forum has shared the info I wanted.

Much appreciated,

Wapec

[Marlow]

Posh, Lindsey, Rebecca, Sarah......

[Warsteiner]

Was standing next to Becks in Samya and he gave me a few tips on this footie thing in the porcelain. He banged it in the net from the spot. I glanced over at the geezer and kopped a load of what he'd got, and said I thought it was an intelligent right foot he was supposed to have.

Maybe that's why Posh calls him Golden Balls

[Marlow]

Was standing next to Becks in Samya and he gave me a few tips on this footie thing in the porcelain. He banged it in the net from the spot. I glanced over at the geezer and kopped a load of what he'd got, and said I thought it was an intelligent right foot he was supposed to have.

[Jackyo]

... is peeing in the urinal and trying to get the small soccer ball into the net.

i don't know who manufactures those things but they are sitting on a goldmine... or rather peeing into a goldmine.

the one problem last time though was that the ball in the goal of the ground floor urinal was missing.

their maintenance staff needs to get work on this!

[Excess]

Samya....But fear not, Wapac, it's a good club to start an FKK career at. But they are closed on 24.12., 31.12. and 1.1.

Agreed Wapac. And on a personal note, Samya is where I enjoyed entering the FKK universe for the first time. I have had my ups and downs with Samya and tried to report on them accurately in the past - do a search on Excess and they will come up for you. I like the facilities, management and location/ease of access. Some issues with the girls as noted. And then there is a little known gem at least in my sessions with Nicole. Only works Wednesday evenings and is faithful to the real FKK dress code. One not to be missed. Haven't met dear Eli from Bernd's as yet there, intend to do so.

Hmm, guess it is time to do a re-inspection visit in the New year.

In any event, do take the plunge Wapac. Samya is good FKK/sauna club launch pad and I also get the feeling that Living Room up the road could also fill that function nicely. Enjoy and we look forward to the "Wapac does Samya" report as a first of many.

[Toscana]

Judging by your questions I fear you have not taken the trouble to read the forum beforehand. There is a lot of good info here, and we're not going to repeat it. But, for example, scroll down a mere three posts and you will see that Symbolman has taken great trouble to help you on your way to Samya.

Bernd's is probably much more difficult, and Selm quite a way away. But again, please read the forum for that.

I was at Samya last week, and by chance I saw a couple of English guys entering at reception. The girl there was making a great effort to help them in her troubled English. I spoke to them a bit later and they were bubbling with enthusiasm. So I believe this is no big problem. How the working girls are with English will depend. But for sure some are going to be able to talk the basics with you.

There was a good selection of girls. Unusually high percentage of younger German girls. Usual Polish faction and a mixture of Baltics. Marleen still preening it, and Eleni (Jenny ex-Bernds) the busiest girl in the place. I had four sessions, including a repeat with the good-looking Martina from Breslau. I didn't realise I'd already been with her about a year ago until we were already in the room. Says a lot about my memory, but shows that my taste is at least consistent. LOL.

I can't remember ever having a really poor session at Samya, and you do not need to fear clock-cheating, if you and the girl just happen to discuss the time on the clock in each room at the beginning. That said, I can't remember ever having a really good session either. The four I had were perfectly OK, but there was always a strange distance, everything a little antiseptic. This also applied to the final session with Bella from Lithuania, with whom I got on tremendously well before we went to the room and where I was hopeful of a mindblower. Didn't really take off though.

But fear not, Wapac, it's a good club to start an FKK career at. But they are closed on 24.12., 31.12. and 1.1.

[Wapec]

Folks,

I am member usually hobbying in Asia. However, will be in Europe over Xmas/New Year. Thinking of hoping over to Germany to sample the FKK scene. All indicators suggest Prague is past its prime and if folks in the forum are saying Germany who am I to question ! Native English speaker so will struggle a bit in Germany.

My window period is 1st to 4th Jan. Predatory area is Cologne and environs within reach of public transport. Samya is definitely on the list. Questions about Bernds & PT Selm. Help greatly appreciated. Follow up post will find its way back - gotta give to get.

Thanks all. Pls remember my questions are about what is possible location / geography wise via public transport and any advice on hobby availability in the period I can be in Cologne. Pls do feel free to share other thoughts too.

Many thanks!

Wapec

PS: Have asked Jackson to check into my new Membership as I am having problems with the PM function. Sorry for inconvenience.

[Jackyo]

Day 3: FKK Samya.

Because of the above, I was really looking forward to returning.

I took it easy for the first half hour, but had my eye on a girl with long blond hair, medium to large breasts, and very pretty.

She was Brigette from Prague. Luckily, she was on a sofa by herself, so was easy to approach.

She was immediately friendly. We chatted and touched and kissed for 10 mins, and then a bit longer as there was a slight wait for a room.

I made a great choice here. Brigette was passionate from the start. We kissed some more, and did lots of exploring. She got down to OWO quickly which was superb, and very deep throat.

I went down on her, and this ended up in a sort of 69 which was exquisite.

Onto the sex, and Brigette went on top at my request. Once again, a wonderful sight.
She rode me very well. Infact very much so, as I came a little quicker than I would have liked ( I guess also aided by my abstinence the day before) But it was still very pleasurable.

We then cuddled and chatted afterwards.

Both sessions mentioned were for 30 mins, and cost 50 Euros

Summing up

FKK Samya is a great place, and for me is my favourite in Germany so far.

I've been to La Folie in Berlin and FKK Artemis in Berlin, which are very good. But I just really liked this place, and will definitely be returning.

I should add that on Day 2 I had intended to take a day trip to Frankfurt to FKK Palace.

However, I hadn't booked a train ticket in advance, and couldn't justify the cost of 118 Euros for a walk on ticket.

So on my next trip, I will book ahead for 50 or 60 Euros, and give the Palace a whirl.

As I've written lots of times, Samya is a good place to start a career.

Palace, on the other hand, would not be a place to start one. Its a shark tank.

So it probably was for the better that you didn't go down to Palace and that Deutsche Bahn's last minute ticket prices were the disincentive.

Besides, why bother when you were already in NRW?

[Symbolman]

This was a 3 day trip for me to Cologne, which I will do chronologically.

Day One: FKK Samya.

First the practicalities. I really appreciate directions by public transport so here we go. From Cologne Main Station you take Tram Line 16 to Michaelshoven. Its about 25 minutes journey time.

When you get off, don't cross over. With the bridge ahead, take the path to the left. Follow this round, passing a security guard box, and walk up to a main road. Cross this, walk straight ahead, and you will see a brewery on your right. Walk down on the right for about three minutes.

You are on Emil Hoffman Strabe. You will see a yellow sign pointing right to FKK Samya, but you are also looking for a right turn into Kirschbaumweg.

Walk down, and you will see FKK Samya on your right.

Its 50 Euro entrance. You are given a robe, towels, and shoes, and change downstairs.

Its then back up to the bar. You get your own drinks out of the fridges - bottle opener on the fridge doors.

Then take your drink, find a seat and relax! Enjoy the scene before you. I kid you not, I was knocked out by this. With literally one exception on both my nights, I could have taken every one of those girls. The looks were fantastic, and the bodies were simply stunning. The girls are topless, but not fully naked. But that's fine. And there are shapes to please all tastes. What I particularly liked is that they all seemed real if you know what I mean - like girls you would see in a club, but not plastic pretty.

My advice is to take your time to decide who you like, and then you will have to wait to make your approach. They sit together, or around the bar, but its not always easy to find a space next to your object of desire. But it will happen, but you must approach the girls. They don't come to you first.

Of course it was kid in the candy shop time, but I eventually settled on one exceptionally pretty German girl with blue eyes and long black hair, and small breasts (forgive me I forgetten her name - but can remember the girl of my 2nd visit).

I really wish I was bi lingual, but luckily her English was very good. We had a good chat for 5 or 10 mins, before I suggested heading off to the room.

This was a Monday, so there was no wait.

Straight away, we settled down to a GFE. Lots of kissing from the start, and plenty of chance to stroke her breasts, and clit. I went down on her to do some oral, and she was impeccably clean and tasted really good.

The only very slight negative was her oral on me was quite brief, and with a condom (but that's her choice which of course I respect)

But then onto the sex, which was fantastic. I asked her to go on top of me. She tied her hair back, and then rode me well. It was a great vision, as she was very pretty rising above me.

We then did a swap to doggy. And then she did one of those girly things you can't explain, and untied her hair again. This added to the eroticism. The long mane of black hair, arched over her brown skin, while I took her from behind. This was incredibly visually stimulating, and I built up to a steady and fantastic climax.
We chatted for a few mins afterwards. My tip is to put your cash in the pocket of the robe. Some guys went back to their locker to get the money, but I see no need for this.

I then grabbed some food, took a sauna, and had one last drink, surveying all the beauties around me, and there was plenty to feast my eyes upon.


Day 2: Traum Paradies

I should warn you with this - there is no sex involved - read on!

To get there by train - take S12 or S13 to Spich. Its a 25 minutes journey.

Out of the station - head up the hill - by the bus station on the left. Ahead you will see a narrow gap between two buildings, after a couple of mins. Walk between those to get onto Kochenholzstrabe. Then a left turn. Walk along till you see Luisdorfer Strabe on your left. Take that and walk on the right. Go under the rail bridge. Then shortly on your right you will see the entrance to an industrial estate. Walk straight down on Biberweg. At the bottom , veer round to the left.Once round the corner Traum Paradies is the next left turning, but its almost straight in front of you.
I got greeted straight away, and taken to one of the bedrooms. The standard of decor was superb, and it was spotlessly clean.

But then a strange thing happened. Over the space of ten minutes - I must have been introduced to eight girls. Now I am not saying they were unattractive, or scruffy. In fact, it was just the opposite. But they seemed plastic, and there was no warmth in the greetings. There was only one who appealed a bit, and was friendly. But by the time, I'd seen everyone, she was engaged, So, I was very good and let my head rule rather than my hormones, and asked to leave.

The hostess tried to gently dissuade me, but I politely said no.

As I say, this is not to put you off. I just think the real girls at Samya had put in wrong frame of mind for Traum Paradies.

Day 3: FKK Samya.

Because of the above, I was really looking forward to returning.

I took it easy for the first half hour, but had my eye on a girl with long blond hair, medium to large breasts, and very pretty.

She was Brigette from Prague. Luckily, she was on a sofa by herself, so was easy to approach.

She was immediately friendly. We chatted and touched and kissed for 10 mins, and then a bit longer as there was a slight wait for a room.

I made a great choice here. Brigette was passionate from the start. We kissed some more, and did lots of exploring. She got down to OWO quickly which was superb, and very deep throat.

I went down on her, and this ended up in a sort of 69 which was exquisite.

Onto the sex, and Brigette went on top at my request. Once again, a wonderful sight.
She rode me very well. Infact very much so, as I came a little quicker than I would have liked ( I guess also aided by my abstinence the day before) But it was still very pleasurable.

We then cuddled and chatted afterwards.

Both sessions mentioned were for 30 mins, and cost 50 Euros

Summing up

FKK Samya is a great place, and for me is my favourite in Germany so far.

I've been to La Folie in Berlin and FKK Artemis in Berlin, which are very good. But I just really liked this place, and will definitely be returning.

I should add that on Day 2 I had intended to take a day trip to Frankfurt to FKK Palace.

However, I hadn't booked a train ticket in advance, and couldn't justify the cost of 118 Euros for a walk on ticket.

So on my next trip, I will book ahead for 50 or 60 Euros, and give the Palace a whirl.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Jackyo]

I just looked over the Samya website and it seems that Pia doesn't work there anymore.

I first encountered this chick at Babylon back in 1999. I would run into her either there or at Wiago afterwards. Then she made the jump to Samya.

German, blonde, large proportioned. If I were to look for one word to describe her, it would be "sassy".

Funny though and very talkative.

Oh well. Life goes on.

[Gfe Finder]

First, to the ISG readers that I ran into in Samya, I wanted to say hi. Since Bernds is closed during the weekends, I chose to spend my Saturday in Samya. I thought that it was a good idea to not only have the girls’ services detailed on the website, but also on the board as you check in. The wiser thing would have been to carefully parse this list, but oh well.

Here’s what happened:

Tara (from Germany)- looks like a blonde Linsday Lohan. Average to above average service, (kissing, no DFK and short DATY.) OK but the better sessions two are below.

Simone- dark blonde hair, from Slovakia, and recommended by the aforementioned gentlemen. Talked for a long time on the couch before, connected, and went off into the room. The lighthearted and teasing conversation continued there. Good service including FK, BBBJ, and finished with her on top.

Bella- also recommended by the aforementioned gentlemen. Black hair, somewhat of a resemblance to Lauren Hays. She is a popular choice, and I had to move quickly to snag her. Not much conversation beforehand, and off to the room we went. She is so hot that I walked in ready and she noticed. We started kissing and after a while she moved to a BBBJ. I had to fight to keep from coming. Once we moved to missionary I did rather quickly. After only about 20 min., I finished and we went downstairs to shower and settle the bill.

[Woof Woof]

Arrived at Samya around 4pm. Parking lot was half-full. There were more girls than punters at that time, especially with the evening shift girls coming in at that time too. Saw several familiar faces that day, including Delia, Eleni, Lula, Gina, Amira and of course, the outstandingly beautiful Honey. I said hello to Honey and chatted with her briefly thinking I'd have more time with her that night in the room. There were also some new faces and bodies that caught my attention, especially Grace and Lissi.

My first session was with Grace, a tall (nearly 6ft), 20yo German from Koln, with dark blonde hair and a lean and tanned body with a couple of tattoos. Grace comes off as initially shy but she warms up quickly to you once she feels comfortable. Grace speaks good English and is very pleasant to be with. The best part of her service is her DFK. She is also very tight. Her bbbj skills will improve with more experience. As it turned out that evening, I decided to repeat with Grace because Honey was very busy and not available and I didn't feel like waiting. For my repeat session with Grace I took a full hour to give myself enough time for the third SOG of the night. I also spent most of my time DFKing and doing prolonged DATY on her. Grace is a true gem and I will certainly repeat with her on my next visit.

My second session of the night was getting reacquainted with Amira. She didn't remember me from last summer. But I still recognize that lean body, the slim waist, the long legs and those magnificent natural DD cups. All of this is accentuated by the beautiful long dark hair and those big, sparkling blue eyes. The service remains superior. Everything is on the menu except anal and cim. I finished with a COB on those gorgeous tatas.

Other notes: Food seemed worse than before. Since all the cold drinks are self-serve, they should also make the hot drinks self-serve similar to the setup at PHG. A wait for coffee or hot tea can be interminable when there is no one behind the bar.

[Woof Woof]

By the time I landed at the Koln airport, picked up my car rental and finished checking into my hotel it was almost 11AM so rather than wait for Bernds to open at 1pm, I decided to start the FKK inspection tour at Samya. I figured if the talent was thin at Samya and jet lag didn't hit me too hard, I'd make it to Bernds later in the day. Wishful thinking as it turned out... At Samya, the first girl I ran into was a total surprise! It was Monique, ex-LR girl, tallish German blonde with a big bubble butt. Monique goes by Chloe at Samya. After two cups of coffee and some gossip about LR, we headed to the zimmer for my first inspection of the day. Session started with solid bbbj, then on to DATY and then it's on to that infamous bubbly butt. Chloe is a total ass freak. She enjoys rimming, no longer allows digits in there, but still loves anal. So anal it was and that's where I finished. Chloe is a trooper and can take some pounding, woof woof!

Later, after taking a 1h nap in one of those lounge chairs downstairs, I went up and hooked up with Celeste who's Polish and 33yo. Celeste is about 1.70m, tanned body with dark blonde hair, 80B natural tits, gorgeous ass and oozes sensuality. She speaks Polish, Russian and German so we managed in my improved but still sucky German. Celeste's service is superb in the room. She enjoys DATY, provides solid bbbj, allows rimming and digits in her ass, offers CIM and anal. I didn't go for the latter but partook of the former service for an extra charge.

After the second session of the day/evening, jet lag was hitting me pretty good, i felt foggy so I called it the night. The FKK inspection tour would continue the next day...

[Vompat]

We drove to Samya Tuesday in around 1 pm, finding with TomTom was easy. The club is very clean and nice, yesterday I think I said same about Living Room but this was even cleaner and better organised. Upstairs is a bar with quite good food (I think best food I have seen in FKK), downstairs Sauna area and good relaxing area.
Line up was OK at that hour, got much better at 3. I first choose Thyron (I hope I got the name right), 18 y.o. German girl, she was very beautyful and very tight, not too much experience of course. She shortly gave me a BBBJ (did not want to do it more), then different positions. A different GFE experience after more experienced girs.

Face 8
Body 9+
Service 9
Repeat; yes

After had a beer, good have only one becouse I was driving, my friend had several. Then had a sauna and a sleep downstairs, no one disturbed. After a while on the way saw that guy who claimed he is the owner of the place. He pointed me a Romanian beauty at the girls dressing room. Went upstairs to eat and after saw that Romanian girl, 22 y.o. Tea, her friend told me something about Romanian BJ, I had romanians before but that kind of turned me on so up we went. She had huge tits and long legs, beautyful black long, curly hair.

Face 9
Body 9
Service 8+
Repeat; yes

Left at 6 pm to Dusseldorf, should have waited and hour or 2, the road was very busy.
Popped in the evening (and the morning) at the Dusseldorf RDL.

This club to my opinion is allmost level of Palace in Frankfurt, and they have free beer.