FKK Samya - Cologne

[Regnad]

again, the google maps did the trick as samya was almost too easy to find. and, once inside the door, i must say that i might have been better off had i not found it at all. i'd now gone from oase, where the girls wore both bras and thongs, to bernd's, where they were totally nude, now to samya, where they were just topless. samya has but one room, though it's larger than the two rooms at bernd's combined; it is, however, just as smoky. i counted 21 women in the room at 5 pm, not considering those who were off balling the customers. i saw two, maybe three that i considered attractive, though not so much that i'd want to pay to have sex with. unlike bernd's where nearly half of the women were genuinely unattractive, either facially, or shapeless, or saggy breasted, or a combination of the three, at samya it was more a question of taste. using montreal again as a standard for comparison, samya could pass as a typical ldl outcall agency.

there was, however, lissie, a very cute german girl of 19, form whom i found myself incapable of peeling my eyes. i ogled her for a while until two guys called her to them and started chatting her up, as i kicked myself. she sat with them for 15-20 minutes, before oozing her way away from them at which point i pounced, removing both lissie and myself to more private quarters where a splendid time was had by all. that said, there was, with lissie, only some light kissing, a major disappointment for me.

the girls i met at bernd's and samya, mostly german, were the only ones i've met on this trip with no english skills at all.

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[Travelforfun]

I just noticed you'd listed Brigitte and Emma too.

Cool!

Haha...yes my friend...i guess we have somewhat similar choice

[Jackyo]

...at Bernd's. No way. That would definitely be Katja. Her famous legs spread wise, finger on her clit pose is legendary. And let's not forget that Glorious butt in the air, pussy spread wide while she performs the Bernd's pre- session couch BBBJ.
One of Jenny's problems at the Hof was that she was considered too reserved.

How could I forget Katja!

Jenny did a lot of finger dipping during one visit and she'd purposely do it to try to see if she'd catch my eye. Nowadays she's bikini clad.

[Iseeu]

I spoke briefly to Jenny from Bernds (not Jenny from the Block), now named Eleni. She did say the place was much more conservative than Bernds is (and she should know as she was the number one exhibitionist at Bernds when she worked there)

...at Bernd's. No way. That would definitely be Katja. Her legs spread wide/ finger on her clit pose is legendary. And let's not forget that glorious butt in the air, pussy spread wide while she performs the traditional Bernd's pre- session couch BBBJ.
One of Jenny's problems at the Hof was that she was considered too reserved.

[Jackyo]

Hello!

I am new here but have been reading some of the reports and FAQ over the past days. I have never been to a FKK before. My experience is limited to RLD in Frankfurt over the past 8 years.

From the description, Samya seems to be a "newbie friendly" place but I'd like to ask the experience among you here a few things:

- What's the atmosphere like; is there loud music? I there a lot of smoking going on?

- Can I count on GFE type treatment? Obviously this is entirely up to the girl but generally speaking? I'm not much for "wham-bang" the idea of some unhurried smoozching with DFK prior to and after the main action is a must for me. I love women, I like to treat them with respect.

- What day would be good for my debut? Reasonable selection of ladies and not too crowded and busy would be ideal.

- Is parking at the premises "safe"? I have a very nice car and would like it to stay that way ;-)

OK - thank you for your attention. It would be great to get some suggestions and pointer to make a my FKK debut a happy and memorable one.

Meldenridge

Yes, there is typically loud music and lots of smoking. But this is typical of most FKK clubs anyway.

Whether you get GFE treatment or not depends on your chemistry with her. Its not up to her or to you but rather how the two of you interact. If you have no common means of communication, good luck. You will know if you are being given the bum's rush.

Don't go when they have a special event or party. Go at any other time and you should be fine. Want to avoid crowds? Go first thing in the AM or in the middle of the day.

Parking is behind the club in a fenced in parking lot. Your car should be safe there. Its in an industrial zone but not one which is unsafe.

[Jackyo]

Awesome club , high class place...tried Brigitte(Czech) , Delia(Iraq) ,and Emma(Poland)...almost 25 girls on the Sunday night...also about 30 males

Detailed reports when i have time ...

I just noticed you'd listed Brigitte and Emma too.

Cool!

[Jackyo]

This place hasn't changed much. The seating arrangement is still awkward and they still have that table in front of the door leading to the garden.

They had a Halloween party and the club was full of both gals and guys but for some reason folks weren't connecting much. At its peak there were probably fifty women there and an equal number of guys.

There was a group of women who I call unf'ables, girls who I wouldn't pay to be with (my guess either Romanian or Bulgarian) and on the other extreme there were a number of women who were just outstanding and pleasing to the eyes. Now if only they were all nude, all of the time, that would make a huge difference.

There was a very large selection of blondes, mostly from Poland.

My biggest problem is that this club doesn't have much of a Stimmung or athmosphere. The Thekenstaff has things going like clockwork but they aren't into connecting with customers.

The women are approachable but its difficult to manuever in that room, particularly trying to approach the women on the bar stools.

And some of them would not make eye contact or smile. As the RF guys like to say: its all in her Ausstrahlung... and in her kiss and other things: how she carries herself, her poise, sense of self, etc.. I can make a list (in fact, I am tempted to write an essay on this topic).

There was one stunning blonde with long straight hair, a nice butt, legs and tits who I passed in the hallway several times and smiled at. She always totally ignored me so that took her off the list.

Later in the locker room she accompanied this guy to get her payment, all the while standing near the doorway, tapping her feet impatiently. When she left, I asked him how she was and he said she was great.

I didn't want to take that chance though. I have to admit that sometimes I am in the mood for a bitchy or moody ice queen but mostly I am not in that mood.

I did connect with two women there.

I picked a full figured blonde who smiled and was lively and outgoing. Brigitte from the Czech Republic. I performed the "connect-with-a-gaze-from-far-away-and-cock-your-head" and she came quickly over to the couch to sit with me. My session with her was excellent particularly after I discovered her unbelievable muscle control. I didn't have to move at all and neither did she. She enveloped me firmly, would pulse and I was in seventh heaven.

My second session was with Emma from Poland. She had invested some time sitting with a group of guys on a couch but none of them made a move to the room so she left them. I found her on a barstool and during a break in the music approached to have a conversation (that music was too loud). Nice to look at, dirty blonde, but a little cooler and more reserved. Good session nonethless but it would be hard to describe it as beyond just above average.

I've not been disappointed so far service-wise at this club. I don't have the impression of being with hardened pros, that is why.

They had a small band come to play some jazz. It was a nice touch. There was a guy on an electronic organ, someone on a saxophone and a chick who did vocals.

A couple of times that evening there were groups of women who would get up on the bar, shoeless and dance (well, more like shake their booties). They played Turkish (or Middle Eastern) music for this too.

Food was good, as usual. The beer and non-alcoholic drinks flowed freely.

You could catch glimpses of nudity here but otherwise it was freie Wahl and the choice of the women here was to have at least their bottoms on.

I had wanted to see Honey here but she wasn't working that day. She was still on the list of girls who work there though.

I spoke briefly to Jenny from Bernds (not Jenny from the Block), now named Eleni. She did say the place was much more conservative than Bernds is (and she should know as she was the number one exhibitionist at Bernds when she worked there). She was very busy, barely getting thirty seconds between sessions before she was snapped up again.

I didn't recognize anyone else from previous visits.

[Blooper]

Well, Gentlemen. I followed advice and sampled the delights of the Samya. And it was almost a disaster. Almost.

I have to say, environmentally it is far from great. The location is ugly, and the main bar area is not brilliant, to say the least. Girls are (mostly) clad in thongs or panties. And foreplay on the sofas is limited. But perhaps I was spoiled by Artemis in Berlin.
The "eye contact does it" concept was my problem. Once I'd settled and decided which girls appealed, I tried frantically to make eye contact without success. Foe two hours. Then one of the girls I fancied left the gaggle and went to sit alone, and I was able to swoop.

Her name is Denise, and she is not yet on the website. Not a beauty, a slightly small ass and marginally droopy tits. Straight dark shoulder length hair, and a Sunburst smile, though. Bulgarian, and it was her fifth day on the job. Meaning that she still approaches it in a boyfriend-sex type of way. Perfect!

I am not going to bore you with details, but she got really into it, thoroughly wet and writhing. I am highly sensitive to faking, and she was definitely not.

ratings: Body:7 . Looks:7. Attitude 10. Experience 10.

I was delighted in the extreme, and gave her a chunky tip on top. Yes, I know, I shouldn't, but I got carried away. Get in there, guys, before experience taints her!

After about half an hour, I noticed one girl at the bar naked. Body to die for, but more challenged facially. she actually responded to eye contact and joined me. Aynur is her name. Nice person, and whilst clearly more experienced than Denise, didn't let it spoil things. Again, got wet and was a great experience. She is on their website http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=464 and again, recommended.

Ratings: Body 9. Looks 5. Attitude 10, Experience 9.

As my wallet was looking so sad by now - both were an hour - I needed to go for a topup, so given only 3 hours sleep the night before, I called it a day. I did toy with the idea of testing the Mediteran for you guys, but I was tired and said "sod 'em!". Now I shall decide on tomorrows antics (yes, I am writing this within hours of the event).

Addendum. Too knackered next day, so just this report.

[Hunter105]

... who now work at Samya.

There is a thread on the RF which deals with where these women are now.

At Bernd´s she was called Jenny, a small, slim blond girl, but extremely GFE and responsive, she now is working at Samya, and I spend a very nice time with her. about 4-6 weeks ago. There were some problems at Bernd´s, she explained to me in detail, thats the reason why she left, but thats not for the open forum.

Hunter

[Travelforfun]

- What's the atmosphere like; is there loud music? I there a lot of smoking going on?

- Yes , its like walking into a night club or a strip club so to say,the music I believe would depend on what time of the day you are there..i doubt if they would play loud blaring music in the day time...however the night we visited I could hear the music out on the streets.... smoke or smoking depends on how many people are there at that particular time...good thing that they have a very good ventilation system and a small sitting area outside.


- Can I count on GFE type treatment?

- In most cases yes , dont expect too much of a couch action though...but its certainly not the wham-bham-thankyoumaam scenario...girls tend to get cozy with you upon eye contact...with plenty to drink and eat you can spend some quality time with them ...DFK is a matter of choice....not all do it but then not all resist it either...

- What day would be good for my debut? Reasonable selection of ladies and not too crowded and busy would be ideal.

- Check out their website...they have this new site which lets you know how many girls are present at any point of the day....watch out for the messe..during which the club gets ridiculously busy...

- Is parking at the premises "safe"? I have a very nice car and would like it to stay that way ;-)

- In house parking (space permitting) at the entrance, I saw CCTV's and plenty of nice big cars parked around so your baby should be just fine as well

[Meldenridge]

Hello!

I am new here but have been reading some of the reports and FAQ over the past days. I have never been to a FKK before. My experience is limited to RLD in Frankfurt over the past 8 years.

From the description, Samya seems to be a "newbie friendly" place but I'd like to ask the experience among you here a few things:

- What's the atmosphere like; is there loud music? I there a lot of smoking going on?

- Can I count on GFE type treatment? Obviously this is entirely up to the girl but generally speaking? I'm not much for "wham-bang" the idea of some unhurried smoozching with DFK prior to and after the main action is a must for me. I love women, I like to treat them with respect.

- What day would be good for my debut? Reasonable selection of ladies and not too crowded and busy would be ideal.

- Is parking at the premises "safe"? I have a very nice car and would like it to stay that way ;-)

OK - thank you for your attention. It would be great to get some suggestions and pointer to make a my FKK debut a happy and memorable one.

Meldenridge

[Jackyo]

Ok, I was confused. So the girls Hunter was speaking of are girls at Samya now that used to work at Bernd's? I need to try one of the clubs in Cologne and Samya sounds pretty fun.

... who now work at Samya.

Then there is also Club M which is also outside of Koeln and which is run by a former Bernds girl.

There is a thread on the RF which deals with where these women are now.

[Chicafan]

Wow, Bernd's sounds really nice.

Ok, I was confused. So the girls Hunter was speaking of are girls at Samya now that used to work at Bernd's? I need to try one of the clubs in Cologne and Samya sounds pretty fun.

[Travelforfun]

You are right CaptRenno , Iran it is for Delia , my typo error..coz she mentioned Tehran as well which as of yet is still in Iran

Awesome girl none the less...beautiful and a wonderful service as well..i wish i caught her at a better time though...in the 3 hrs i was there she practically never left the room and by the time i went with her she was dead tired...better luck maybe next time.

[Jackyo]

Awesome club , high class place...tried Brigitte(Czech) , Delia(Iraq) ,and Emma(Poland)...almost 25 girls on the Sunday night...also about 30 males

Detailed reports when i have time ...

Decent pricing, decent selection, low rip off factor plus food and drink.