FKK Samya - Cologne

[Sirioja]

While having a chat with Carlos, Saturday 10 March tell him that Vanessa had asked me for 200 and even 250 for an hour. At that moment, she flies off in a rage. And she immediately goes to the manager like crazy. And he tells me that last week, there was a meeting at the Samya, a confrontation between properties and girls, where they asked to end the story of the extras. Therefore they were left at 50 euros x 30 minutes and 100 euros x 60 minutes. No requests for extras. The boss told me that any girls who ask for extra will leave. The Samya leadership has set in motion to eradicate these looters.

How much did you pay after asking managgement? My tip: go elsewhere, at 6 NL 1 hour driving stuck to Aachen, or Bab Elsdorf, or many others around, where no upselling like this. I liked Samya and staff, but I won't go when I m pretty sure except Amira with ugly tattoo on leg, no other look worth 200/60.

[Pablo75]

So sad what seemed to become Samya. I wish my French friend a good day today with her long time fav, still for 100/60?

While having a chat with Carlos, Saturday 10 March tell him that Vanessa had asked me for 200 and even 250 for an hour. At that moment, she flies off in a rage. And she immediately goes to the manager like crazy. And he tells me that last week, there was a meeting at the Samya, a confrontation between properties and girls, where they asked to end the story of the extras. Therefore they were left at 50 euros x 30 minutes and 100 euros x 60 minutes. No requests for extras. The boss told me that any girls who ask for extra will leave. The Samya leadership has set in motion to eradicate these looters.

[Sirioja]

Past couple of weeks the club is trying to mitigate a cutback in attendance by some Turkish and German regulars. Men started voicing their complains to Aida, Carlos, and Hakkan. New younger girls tried awful scams like quoting 100430 before the room and then demanding 200 or even 250 in the room. You'll find a wide range in pricing, some honest girls, some not so much. 70-80 girls last Saturday. Messe this week in Koln, so an uptick in customers. I suggest that you go this weekend and enjoy the atmosphere and when you take a girl to the room and if she attempts annoying upsells, show a "surprise" on your face and tell her you spoke to Carlos and hence you are very well informed of the local pricing structure, and if the scam doesn't stop right after this, tell her the room is over and you are taking her to the reception for note taking. The official rate is 50430 and 100460, but extremely mechanical suck and fuck. Any thing better must be negotiated firmly before the room. Or take your chances if you feel that chemistry is good between you and the girl. Ask other bears who have taken a girl in question to the room of their opinion. Best wishes.

So sad what seemed to become Samya. I wish my French friend a good day today with her long time fav, still for 100/60?

[Smoke Light]

Hi I'm traveling to Cologne this weekend, heard a lot of mix review about Samya, is the place still worth visiting? What is the current rate right now?

Past couple of weeks the club is trying to mitigate a cutback in attendance by some Turkish and German regulars. Men started voicing their complains to Aida, Carlos, and Hakkan. New younger girls tried awful scams like quoting 100430 before the room and then demanding 200 or even 250 in the room. You'll find a wide range in pricing, some honest girls, some not so much. 70-80 girls last Saturday. Messe this week in Koln, so an uptick in customers. I suggest that you go this weekend and enjoy the atmosphere and when you take a girl to the room and if she attempts annoying upsells, show a "surprise" on your face and tell her you spoke to Carlos and hence you are very well informed of the local pricing structure, and if the scam doesn't stop right after this, tell her the room is over and you are taking her to the reception for note taking. The official rate is 50430 and 100460, but extremely mechanical suck and fuck. Any thing better must be negotiated firmly before the room. Or take your chances if you feel that chemistry is good between you and the girl. Ask other bears who have taken a girl in question to the room of their opinion. Best wishes.

[Szous]

Hi I'm traveling to Cologne this weekend, heard a lot of mix review about Samya, is the place still worth visiting? What is the current rate right now?

[ParisAfricanun]

Regarding the bottle, since I see so many bottle of something + a female included, Then I'm thin that I shlould try the bottle think.

And date a bottle.

Can someone explaine how the bottle think is working, how much do they pay for a bottle + a female statue and for how many minutes, sex isn't included for sure, because has a separate pricing list.

The bottle think must be really fun.

My credit score system ranges from 0 to 5 and I'm giving 5 to the club, because they can not educate these prostitutes that are acting strangely, like bulldogs, their parents had failed to educate them or maybe they were left grow like in the wild forest.

The club, in my opinion, is well managed and they don't even try to save on employees salaries and they want to offer a good service.

Also prior to the pandemic, every think was perfectly good in the club and I had memorable rooms with nice females, but every think changed after the pandemic and at the moment, they have some problems finding normal females that are interested in making a profit in a professional manner.

That's' why also if a female is good looking I will ignore her If she start to bore me with her strange seduction game, because we as Male customers are going to a sauna club to have a simple way to make sex, but sex isn't the only thing that we are looking for.

A sauna club offers many services plus sex and not only sex, so we go there to have a relaxed day and have fun.

Anyway these females do not even understand that luckily I'm old now and I'm not dependent on pussy as I was when I was 20 yo.

I can either have sex or not have sex at all and that does not make any difference for me, because sex is only a plus in a sauna club.

But these females think that every man is like a horny dog that is always in search for sex, that's not the reality.

Also I see customers in the club that are paying a bottle of something + a female companionship only to stay between them and talk to each other and they do not tell a single word to the female.

She stays with them like a statue and they do not talk with her so I wonder if they like to order the bottle of something (I dunno what kind of drink they order, maybe vodka?) + a female included, only because they like to demonstrate that a female isn't important / needed for them, because they do not talk / do not make eye contact with them for the entire session (30 minutes, maybe?

For the sex addicts, a male customer should accept every female prostitute request, obviously because they have some neurological problems, But I don't agree With them That's a good think I don't seek approval from others then, isn't that?

Fortunatly they are a small percentage of total customers.

Of course, I'm talking in general.

[ParisAfricanun]

My credit score system ranges from 0 to 5 and I'm giving 5 to the club, because they can not educate these prostitutes that are acting strangely, like bulldogs, their parents had failed to educate them or maybe they were left grow like in the wild forest.

The club, in my opinion, is well managed and they don't even try to save on employees salaries and they want to offer a good service.

Also prior to the pandemic, every think was perfectly good in the club and I had memorable rooms with nice females, but every think changed after the pandemic and at the moment, they have some problems finding normal females that are interested in making a profit in a professional manner.

That's' why also if a female is good looking I will ignore her If she start to bore me with her strange seduction game, because we as Male customers are going to a sauna club to have a simple way to make sex, but sex isn't the only thing that we are looking for.

A sauna club offers many services plus sex and not only sex, so we go there to have a relaxed day and have fun.

Anyway these females do not even understand that luckily I'm old now and I'm not dependent on pussy as I was when I was 20 yo.

I can either have sex or not have sex at all and that does not make any difference for me, because sex is only a plus in a sauna club.

But these females think that every man is like a horny dog that is always in search for sex, that's not the reality.

Also I see customers in the club that are paying a bottle of something + a female companionship only to stay between them and talk to each other and they do not tell a single word to the female.

She stays with them like a statue and they do not talk with her so I wonder if they like to order the bottle of something (I dunno what kind of drink they order, maybe vodka?) + a female included, only because they like to demonstrate that a female isn't important / needed for them, because they do not talk / do not make eye contact with them for the entire session (30 minutes, maybe?

For the sex addicts, a male customer should accept every female prostitute request, obviously because they have some neurological problems, But I don't agree With them That's a good think I don't seek approval from others then, isn't that?

Fortunatly they are a small percentage of total customers.

Of course, I'm talking in general.

Thank you for the review, I went Saturday before last and find your words very familiar.

I only went with 1 lady because there weren't anymore I wanted, the casting was as bad I have ever seen it and it was bad the last time I went too. All you need is 2-3 good ones and you can have a good night so I was prepared to give it another go, however, 3 rooms with the same lady twice over 2 visits and it is time for me to give this place a miss until I see more positive reviews on here again.

I am not sure how your scoring system works, far too kind. If I had your night it would have been 0-1 out of 5. Mine was 1-2 out of 5 cos I did not get ripped off and I got laid 3 times the night before.

[Chris1791]

I give 5 for this review: Club ambience, beer, restaurant, sauna were good.

I used the sauna and paid for massage made by a real expert and not a clown / imitator.

50% of the females are normal while the other 50% are not so normal with their strange attitude.

Anyway, I give zero stars for Alexandra and Samira + a never requested a seduction game, (that's really boring).

I decided to try them because I have found other customers reviews / opinions about them and I wanted to try, but both room were a total disaster.

Alexandra, Rumanian, about 30 years old, she is not tall, we agreed for 1 hour room: The room with her was like a competition. She Does not like if you touch her ass, Because she Says that she is not a cow, hehe.

She also wants to decide the various positions that she likes, so at the end she has to pay the customer since she wants to do whatever she likes.

She likes to argue with customers. That's was not what I'm calling a relaxed session.

Amira, Rumanian (but not 100% sure), about 35 years old, tall, with wavy hairs and half blond. We agreed for 1 hour room and when we arrived in there, she started her upselling games, which was time consuming of course, so I had to repeat her many times that I didn't want to buy anything in her upselling price list.

I also confirm that she tried to sell a session without condom for a extra price, for a double of the standard price. Outside the room, she started to argue that she has many expenses and that she needed a tip, probably she is the only one in this world that has many expenses, hehe of course she can forget about any tip with such a ridiculous service that she offers.

I also tried to approach another female, but I don't remember her name. I gave her the possibility to go in the room 3 times but she preferred to start a seduction game.

At first I went to her and started to talk but she did not answer at all.

After about half an hour I asked her if she was busy, but she says no, because she was busy with 1 customer and his bottle of something.

After her session with the bottle of something, she went sitting away from me and started to stare at me and tried to seduce me with her face and body language: seduction game was initiated.

Every time that I tried to approach her she ran away.

She wasted her energy when the only thing that I had to do was paying her but.

I'm not going to a sauna club to seduce prostitutes and more importantly I do not have the patience and the time.

And I don't like this kind of games.

Also I can go to any pub or disco and seduce a female for free, with no payments at all, but that is time consuming and I'm using my time for important things only.

She knew already that I was interested to go with her in the room, but she preferred the seduction game, instead, why she don't go to the customer, when she knows that customer is interested.

Do we have to follow these females in the entire club until they make up their strange mind.

Overall 3 stars (5 stars - 2 stars deduction for Alexandra and amiria).

Thank you for the review, I went Saturday before last and find your words very familiar.

I only went with 1 lady because there weren't anymore I wanted, the casting was as bad I have ever seen it and it was bad the last time I went too. All you need is 2-3 good ones and you can have a good night so I was prepared to give it another go, however, 3 rooms with the same lady twice over 2 visits and it is time for me to give this place a miss until I see more positive reviews on here again.

I am not sure how your scoring system works, far too kind. If I had your night it would have been 0-1 out of 5. Mine was 1-2 out of 5 cos I did not get ripped off and I got laid 3 times the night before.

[Sirioja]

Amira is never 35 yo and the prettiest at Samya, despite her big ugly tattoo on the leg.

[ParisAfricanun]

I give 5 for this review: Club ambience, beer, restaurant, sauna were good.

I used the sauna and paid for massage made by a real expert and not a clown / imitator.

50% of the females are normal while the other 50% are not so normal with their strange attitude.

Anyway, I give zero stars for Alexandra and Samira + a never requested a seduction game, (that's really boring).

I decided to try them because I have found other customers reviews / opinions about them and I wanted to try, but both room were a total disaster.

Alexandra, Rumanian, about 30 years old, she is not tall, we agreed for 1 hour room: The room with her was like a competition. She Does not like if you touch her ass, Because she Says that she is not a cow, hehe.

She also wants to decide the various positions that she likes, so at the end she has to pay the customer since she wants to do whatever she likes.

She likes to argue with customers. That's was not what I'm calling a relaxed session.

Amira, Rumanian (but not 100% sure), about 35 years old, tall, with wavy hairs and half blond. We agreed for 1 hour room and when we arrived in there, she started her upselling games, which was time consuming of course, so I had to repeat her many times that I didn't want to buy anything in her upselling price list.

I also confirm that she tried to sell a session without condom for a extra price, for a double of the standard price. Outside the room, she started to argue that she has many expenses and that she needed a tip, probably she is the only one in this world that has many expenses, hehe of course she can forget about any tip with such a ridiculous service that she offers.

I also tried to approach another female, but I don't remember her name. I gave her the possibility to go in the room 3 times but she preferred to start a seduction game.

At first I went to her and started to talk but she did not answer at all.

After about half an hour I asked her if she was busy, but she says no, because she was busy with 1 customer and his bottle of something.

After her session with the bottle of something, she went sitting away from me and started to stare at me and tried to seduce me with her face and body language: seduction game was initiated.

Every time that I tried to approach her she ran away.

She wasted her energy when the only thing that I had to do was paying her but.

I'm not going to a sauna club to seduce prostitutes and more importantly I do not have the patience and the time.

And I don't like this kind of games.

Also I can go to any pub or disco and seduce a female for free, with no payments at all, but that is time consuming and I'm using my time for important things only.

She knew already that I was interested to go with her in the room, but she preferred the seduction game, instead, why she don't go to the customer, when she knows that customer is interested.

Do we have to follow these females in the entire club until they make up their strange mind.

Overall 3 stars (5 stars - 2 stars deduction for Alexandra and amiria).

[Sirioja]

With the way inflation is rising, its only a matter time that others will follow. Cannot really blame them either.

Even salmon on breakfast is not on same quality than before, but from breakfast, to kartoffen puree to pasta at night and strawberries cake, I ate so much at Sharks yesterday for 65 entry.

[BbfsOnly]

I think entry is now 60 and no more free buffet but being served.

With the way inflation is rising, its only a matter time that others will follow. Cannot really blame them either.

[Sirioja]

I think entry is now 60 and no more free buffet but being served.

[Gilliat]

ı visited samya just for only one time. And ı think this will be the first and the last time. ıt was 1 month ago, in a cold Köln weather.

By train its easy to reach. Can go to close area to samya and than a taxi ride. Costs 12 eur.

The entrance fee was 50 or something like this. Girls explain how the system or where are the rooms etc.

When you enter to main area the shape is round. At the center there is pole area. Around that pole there places to sit. Man and women's stays very close. The bar is small, and no any bar stool to sit. Barmens are ok, the foods are so so. You choose and the guy gives you whet you want to eat, a kind of order.

Women's: almost all of them were from Romania and several was Turkish based Germany or Bulgaria. Some of Bulgarian girl can speak Turkish very well.

The inside of the club was cold. Because of the supply chain for natural gas - ı think.

The sauna, relaxing area and the bathrooms for man at the down stairs. Its very interesting but: the water pressure was very low. And no cold water. Just hot. The rooms are up-stairs, sure you reach tere with girls. If you want to go to room with a girl, first you go to desk with her and get the key and go upstairs. Rooms are ok but not special if ı compare with sharks. The total attitude of woman are good but ı did not like the ambiance of the place. The music is tooooo loudly, the main hub was cold, there were just 10 12 women. Almost all of them wear something to against to cold weather. We are at the year of 2023 and yet, we see such things in a country like Germany. Anyway.

30450, BJ with condom, 100430 BJ. No condom. The rates are the same as the sharks or oase oe palace.

Nothing special to me. ı went with two Romanian girl. Total damage 100 eur, BJ with condom, one shot. Also the room was cold. Not a good memory. Have no reason to visit again. The rates are not proper for such a small club. That place not an FKK. Like a night club. Spent 2 hours and left to my hotel to get a good sleep. Maybe on the summer season can offer a good time.

Thanks a lot. ı should try different club in that nrw area. Give me simple advice.

[Sirioja]

My trip to Samya was early Fall, mid week and honestly it could have been similar to any of these comments. The Bulgarians were on the side, gave me a dirty stare when I passed. (Probably said something rude about my beautiful belly which I've watered and fed to a nice round size! Was a lot of work!

Anyway. For me the decline is in the details, there are chunks out of zimmer furniture. Bathroom / shower area sloppy, walls scuffed, etc. Still, I assume if you're examining the furnishings it speaks volumes about what else is in decline.

But I found a couple ladies with descent service - Amira being one- so at the end of the day that's all that mattered. Right!

When good care for her hair, despite ugly tattoo, Amira would be the most attractive at Globe.