FKK Samya - Cologne

[Tjohoo]

Hey T, by regular visitor are you saying like every few weeks or every few months?

Regular visitor: Visiting once a week over a longer period.HB.

Regular? I guess it depends who you ask!

Some years ago it was a couple of times every few weeks. The the only club that I over a period have visited so frequently and regulary so I could recognice most of the girls and could notice when new girls had arrived.

I do like the atmospher but at the same time you have to report the negatives.

I agree. Thats what this foum is about. But on this visit I was lucky. The day before I went to Aca and was not that lucky.

One thing I forgot to write was that in my opinion the the music was not painfully loud in Samya on my latest visits. Some years ago the ears would hurt after a period in the bar area. Or maybe I am older and my hearing has deteriorated!

Problem with the samya setup is infrequent visitors find it hard to grab some girls who sit next to the regulars the entire night. It's always been the case every time I've visited, a handful of girls are unapproachable for most of the night. In the end I come here to get the girl I want, not to have her seated next to a Turkish guy and his buddies all night long so that they can look at her body.

I guess I've been lucky and not wanted the "busy" girls. Also more then one time I have seen girls sitting next to some "stamgast" for a long time, when the girl have gone for drinks or restroom I have approached them, and they have been more then happy to join me instead of the stamgast. All in a friendly manner from all involved, including the stamgast.

I wrote this report last week but did not post it. Now I realize that I posted it just after a very negative report but that was just a coincident. So it was not ment as a defence speech of Samya, just a report from someone who rediscovered an old favorite club.

T.

[Hessen Bub]

Do away with the rule of not approaching a girl sitting with a guy and I'll be there.

Try your luck. Sometimes a girl will be booked the whole day or for hours thus not available. So what? Move on to the next girl.

HB.

[Breadman]

Bad luck. Regular visitor: Visiting once a week over a longer period.

HB.

Bad luck my ass. Every visit having a girl or two not being approachable. Do away with the rule of not approaching a girl sitting with a guy and I'll be there.

[Hessen Bub]

Hey T, by regular visitor are you saying like every few weeks or every few months?

In the end I come here to get the girl I want, not to have her seated next to a Turkish guy and his buddies all night long so that they can look at her body.

Bad luck. Regular visitor: Visiting once a week over a longer period.

HB.

[Breadman]

Hey T, by regular visitor are you saying like every few weeks or every few months? Problem with the samya setup is infrequent visitors find it hard to grab some girls who sit next to the regulars the entire night. It's always been the case every time I've visited, a handful of girls are unapproachable for most of the night. I do like the atmospher but at the same time you have to report the negatives. In the end I come here to get the girl I want, not to have her seated next to a Turkish guy and his buddies all night long so that they can look at her body.

[Tjohoo]

From 2008 up to 2014 I was a regular visitor in Samya. It was my first club ever to visit and it kept dragging me back for more. But then I lost interest and started to pay more attention to clubs like Acapulco and LR instead. Also my life changed and I did not visit NRW so often.

A couple of weekends ago I made two visits to the club again and it came back to me why I liked Samya so much: The party-atmosphere.

Samya has been constantly upgradeded during the years. Compare that to ACA for example. Both clubs are around 10 years old. But when Aca is falling apart because nothing has been developed and renovated during the years, Samya feels new. I get the impression that Samya is still very much hands on run. The managers may not have their office next to the bar anymore, that space are restrooms now, but on both nights Ali and Hakan visited the club and greeted and shook hands with most of the guests.

The bararea in Samya is in it's 3 version. I liked the old bar better. It was like sitting at a normal bar, and at the same time the girls could dance on the bar next to you. The new dance floor are OK but to low, and the chairs around the podium are low and not so good. I just feel stupid sitting there and you don't see the girls so good because you sit so low. And I miss the old self service fridges. It was nice just to open a door and grab a Bitburger. But the whole lounge are new and fresh.

The relax area has just been renovated. Bigger sauna and a great relax / sleep room with 8 confortabe waterbeds and 8 relaxing chairs to sleep in (I wish LR had a sleeping-room like that it would make a big difference).

8 years ago Samya had just over 10 rooms if I remember correct. Then they added the wooden huts that was OK to cut the waiting time for a room in the weekends, but the huts was freezing cold in the winter. I remember walking in the snow with a girl out to one of the huts and just hugging and shiwering under the blanket in the bed to keep warm. Fun memory! The huts are long gone, so is the old outside area with beds and sofas. Instead the club now must have over 30 rooms, a good eating area and a terrace with sauna on the second floor.

A visit to Samya is still a very much shark-free experience. And I don't think that the service level has dropped that much, if any. It is still a club with many many young inexperienced girls and that is important to take in consideration when visiting. But there are also many experienced girls that gives a solid performance.

What I miss most from the "old days" are of course some girls. Specific girls like Golda, but in general all the good German girls, Linna, Amira, Lily, Zenzie and so on. Zenzie 20 years old rode the long-board to the club and then put on some spunky outfit and gave stellar service, good times!

The best thing with Samya are the dancing and party in the lounge. I don't know any other club where it is so easy and you get so good opportuneties to look at the girls and their bodies before going to a room. Every one in the lounge are in constant motion and you can see the girls up front before even speaking to them.

I like the turkish music and the manele, and I love watching girls dance to the music I minimal outfits. On Saturday night a girl danced naked on the dance floor, then laid down next to an old japanese man and put her pussy close to his face, masturbated and then put her fingers in his mouth. He looked plesased! I have not seen such raunchy behavior so many times in Samya before.

I had four sessions during my visits this time. Three was very good with DFK BBBJ and all I could wish for, the fourth was OK.

One good thing with Samya is that the guest and the girl can choose a room-key together at the front desk and that the clock are in the key-bowl so and as guest you can see what time the girl writes down, if you want. I got the opportunity to pick room 9 with all the mirrors, I also picked room 4 remembering the mega-big room 4 with the fountain. But old number 4 are history, the new is just a small part of the old 4 and therefor much smaller.

My first session was with Christa, 19 year old blond slim girl. She gave a stern and serious impression in the lounge, but up in the room she cracked up and we had a very good time together. Next room was with Alesandra, 30 year old from Moldavia. I did not plan to go with her but she warmed me up with a lap dance in the bar in a good way so off to a room we went. Alesandra gave good service, but it was late and she was tired I think so it was sex and nothing more. Third girl was Lily, 19 years old, short blond hair. Lily is short, very short. I guess just a bit over 140 centimeter. She can not have worked so long, acted very much like I newbie, but very very sweet. Girl number 4, Loony, 19 slim with long black hair. Very fiendly girl with good skills. An hour felt to short.

Two good nights in Samya. When I left Saturday night around 2 the club was in full swing. Hope to return soon.

T.

[Sirioja]

Por que meaning why?

[ExpatLover]

After a day trip to Buhrl castle yesterday, I thought why not spend the rest of my day at Samya, which was a short drive from there. In hindsight, that was a huge mistake. It was not necessarily the club, which was relatively nice with good set of food, but the quality of the girls. I have never come across such bad experience, and weird ones too.

My first session was with a Ro. Girl who goes by the stage name Matilda. Actually, she was not too bad, young in her early twenties, dirty blonde hair and natural size be tits, with a very sensitive clits. In a way, she preferred any position other than the traditional missionary. She was the only decent one that I had there, and everything else just went downhill after that.

My second session was with another Ro. , black hair and kept relatively quite to herself. I typically prefer either a blonde or red-hair in FKK, and for some reason I was attracted by her look. Anyway, I asked and confirmed that DFK was on the menu, and she said yes. After going into the room, everything changed. Her version of DFK was a few pecks on the lips, she would only do covered blow job, and after she stripped down, her body had many signs of flabbiness. All these three combinations could not turn me off any faster. You can feel that she was hating every single moment of her job. Anyway, we ended up not having sex, and I left in under 15 minutes, and paid her for the session. Lessons learned to check my goods first,.

Thanks for the report, may be porke means pork may be she was thinking or feeling that you were not clean. If you don t know the girl just invest 50 euros go the room no need to speak anything before (as you experienced it), if chemistry is not there just leave the room give 50 euros, that is all, it is at least what I do.

[Optimist]

Ggeckko. Rants like yours are good as they give info. Thanks.

[Ggekko2009]

After a day trip to Buhrl castle yesterday, I thought why not spend the rest of my day at Samya, which was a short drive from there. In hindsight, that was a huge mistake. It was not necessarily the club, which was relatively nice with good set of food, but the quality of the girls. I have never come across such bad experience, and weird ones too.

My first session was with a Ro. Girl who goes by the stage name Matilda. Actually, she was not too bad, young in her early twenties, dirty blonde hair and natural size be tits, with a very sensitive clits. In a way, she preferred any position other than the traditional missionary. She was the only decent one that I had there, and everything else just went downhill after that.

My second session was with another Ro. , black hair and kept relatively quite to herself. I typically prefer either a blonde or red-hair in FKK, and for some reason I was attracted by her look. Anyway, I asked and confirmed that DFK was on the menu, and she said yes. After going into the room, everything changed. Her version of DFK was a few pecks on the lips, she would only do covered blow job, and after she stripped down, her body had many signs of flabbiness. All these three combinations could not turn me off any faster. You can feel that she was hating every single moment of her job. Anyway, we ended up not having sex, and I left in under 15 minutes, and paid her for the session. Lessons learned to check my goods first, and I can only blame myself for this.

My third session came off as weird. This time, I was approached by a Portuguese girl, brunette with curly hair, with natural be tits. After just coming off from my previous experience, I asked if all the things that I want will be provided, and again she said yes and yes. Once inside the room, the same crap happened and now with the exception of the blowjob. And here is where things got weird and freaked me out. She would apparently squirt some liquid or foam into her mouth, before putting my dick into her mouth. I had no idea what that was, and I insisted on what that was, and the only word that came out of her mouth was like "Por que" or "Pork-e" or something like that, and kept insisting to use it. No idea what that meant, and I guess all these just set me off. I told her that I would pay her for this session, and told her to just get the fuck out of the room.

After all these, I decided not to waste anymore time and energy, and decided to go the Living Room FKK instead, a place at the very least, I had good experiences in the past.

All this came off as a rant, and actually it is a rant, because I am pissed off by this experience. I just want to share this with the community, so that you can use this information accordingly. I, for one, will definitely cross out Samya from now on.

[Banana Boi]

I agree with what FD said.

[Free Dude]

I just counted 57 marked in yellow, so the count definitely isn't static. I had thought after they stopped showing girl attendance status, this page was left alone. They are making changes to this page it seems.

Check the count for Fri or Sat.

It is fairly simple. The attendance list is updated once a week, when the attendance for the whole week is added. I think the yellow "present" sign is activated automatically. As far as I can tell, they ask the girls whether they are present on the day they are updating the list. In the end real attendance will always be different because some girls are not there on the day the list is updated, girls can change their plans and there are quite a few girls that don't have a profile yet. If you really want to know if someone is there, you'd better call.

[PussyLiccker]

54 girls listed as working on Samya's website on a Monday. Can that be believed? Does anyone know if Maria is still working behind the bar?

I just counted 57 marked in yellow, so the count definitely isn't static. I had thought after they stopped showing girl attendance status, this page was left alone. They are making changes to this page it seems.

Check the count for Fri or Sat.

[Sirioja]

54 girls listed as working on Samya's website on a Monday. Can that be believed? Does anyone know if Maria is still working behind the bar?

Samya have very friendly Turkish staff, but don t believe planning. Better to call, they answer honestly about girls working. Not like Sharks or Oase.

Fifth entry in 2017 is free at Samya.

[PedroT97]

54 girls listed as working on Samya's website on a Monday. Can that be believed? Does anyone know if Maria is still working behind the bar?

Maria was not there on my visits in February and March and a couple of girls told me she has 'gone', whatever that means. I go again next week and don't expect to see her again.