FKK Samya - Cologne

[MWarren]

New to posting on this board, but used it to research a trip to Cologne a couple of Saturdays ago, so thought I would report back.

I did a day trip from London to Cologne to visit Samya (my first visit). 20 return on Ryanair from Stansted booked a few weeks beforehand. Took the fast train from the airport to the city centre (a bargain compared to train fares in the UK) and after some time site seeing in the city took the tram (line 16) to Michaelshroven station. A 5-10 minute walk through an industrial estate (empty on a Saturday, but perfectly safe) saw me arrive at Samya round 2 pm.

Paid Euro50 entrance fee at reception and, after a brief explanation of how everything worked from the receptionist, was given a robe, locker key, towel and slippers and directed to the locker room and shower area on the basement floor. The venue is well designed and fitted out internally and spotlessly clean throughout. After depositing my belongings in a locker, I took a shower and made my way up to the ground floor lounge.

The lounge is heaven for red blooded males, with attractive scantily-clad ladies relaxing on sofas throughout. There was a real mix of girls in terms of looks, but all were attractive. I enjoy relaxed sessions when seeing girls so being able to have a chat before committing to going to a room is ideal.

Rather than jumping in, I got a drink from the bar (included in the entrance fee) and relaxed on a sofa to survey the scene. I was surprised that the girls weren't generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren't allowed to?) so you do have to put in a bit of effort and approach or start the conversation with the girls yourself.

First session was with a girl called Andar, a Romanian in her mid / late twenties with dark hair. After a chat to establish what was available, during which she was very touchy feely, we went to a room. The girls have to pick up a room key from reception and then we went upstairs. The room was spacious, well designed and clean. Agreed 30 minute session including DFK, oral and sex. Andar was energetic in the room, kissed openly and gave oral very deep. Sex in several positions before time was up. A good session, only negative was that she was a bit toothy on the blowjob. Euro50 total. At the end of the session the girl will come with you to the locker area to be paid which saves carrying money around.

After a shower, I decided to explore Samya a bit more and spent a bit of time relaxing with a drink in the cinema area on the first floor, where alongside porn, a German football match was playing. With some recovery time done, I returned to the lounge to survey the scene. The club was getting a little busier as Saturday afternoon went on with both guys and more girls arriving. Tried to chat to an attractive girl, but on realizing that her English was as good as my German (I. E. Non-existent), we gave up! Fair to say, however, that everyone else I spoke to at the club spoke at least basic English.

Eventually spied a gorgeous looking auburn haired girl in her mid-twenties who was having a drink on her own. Clearly shy, I eventually asked her over and she seemed grateful to have been asked. Said her name was Olga and she was a student from Latvia. She was feeling cold from sitting in the lounge in just lingerie and was grateful to snuggle up to me and my robe. Had a good chat about her studies and the UK (she'the been once before) and after checking services available, we retired to a room together to warm her up.

Agreed 30 minutes but on starting the session, her company and service (great DFK) was so enjoyable, I decided to extend to 60 minutes. Lots of kissing, exploring each other's bodies, oral and sex in several positions. Olga was very responsive, put a lot of effort into ensuring I had an enjoyable session and appreciated being treated well. Time sped by and it was soon time to pay and freshen up in the shower. Paid Euro80 (price for 60 minutes is Euro75 but decided to give a small tip for great service instead of messing around finding change).

Back into the lounge for a drink, where things were beginning to warm up for the evening. More men were in the lounge and some of the girls were losing their lingerie and walking around fully nude. After a while, Olga reappeared and asked if I was happy for her to sit with me again for a bit. Readily agreed and enjoyed more chat with her. At this point, I was beginning to have my eye on the time as I had to return to the airport but decided there was time for one further quick session. Decided to stick with what I knew and go out on a high rather than take a risk, so asked Olga if she fancied a second session which she agreed.

Returned to reception to get another room key and headed upstairs. We replicated our previous session for half an hour with the same excellent service and care from Olga and I came on her boobs to finish. Euro50 paid.

After cleaning up and showering, I changed in the locker room which was getting very congested by that time with the men arriving and left Samya. Very impressed with the service as the receptionist checked I had had an enjoyable time on my way out.

Walked back to the tram and naturally just missed one back to the city center. Fortunately they are every 15 minutes, so was back in the city in no time. Changed at the main railway station for a train to the airport for the evening flight back to Stansted.

In all a great 5 hours at Samya, which is a very impressive venue and exceptional value for money. I will definitely be returning and will try and organize a trip so I can stay longer next time.

Total spend including flights, airport parking, lunch / trains in Cologne, Samya entry and sessions = approx GBP 230.

[PussyLiccker]

Saturday night can be busy, but a good party atmosphere, other days might be a bit more quiet, but then less choice of girls, if you go afternoon you can get one or two sessions before it gets busy.

That's the situation with Samya. If people want the more comprehensive LU of girls, and perhaps some visiting girls, the busiest time will obviously draw most girls like on a Friday or Sat night. I don't visit that often so I don't know the trend all too well beyond the obvious. There's always those pros and cons of choosing a day to visit a club.

NRW can be pretty unpredicatable at times, and peak at unexpected night. That all depends on if the girls gather at on club for any reason I believe. Nights like Mon and Tues are generally slow, but since the club is high percentage of Romies, those types of clubs has girls that show up even on the lower nights like Sun, Mon, Tues, and I think small percentage of girls that bring variety of the LU (non-Romanians) would most likely show up toward the busy end of the week/weekend(and some Romies has to take atleast a day off, no?).

One a weekend night, I have spotted at German girl that I've met at Finca during the week, and also another girl that's Thai-NL from GT that show'd up on the weekend night(she was also working at Aca that week). Likely they heard there is high ratio of men to girls on weekend night. And, definately the the high ratio will be felt for visitors. It does being a major sausage fest, and the difference with Samya sausage-fest is that some of the girls available on the lounge might be occupied with some punters long time(if you see the setup of the lounge, you see why). Aca in comparison, girls come back from room, and sit right back in their seat available. I got no patience so Aca works well.

Slow times/days can be ok to get a feel of the club if the crowdedness is too much. But, it's best to stay to the night on any visit as the club picks up, and the atmosphere is worth experiencing(girls dancing or whatever), more girls when the club pick up later at night.

[Jerboa]

Hi,

Many thanks for all answers. One last thing before I book my flight.

If you're completely flexible and you can freely choose which day to visit Samya, what would you go for? Rather busy nights like Fri or Sat or mid-week? What's the difference between numbers of girls say on Wed and Thu vs weekend?

Cheers!

Saturday night can be busy, but a good party atmosphere, other days might be a bit more quiet, but then less choice of girls, if you go afternoon you can get one or two sessions before it gets busy.

[PussyLiccker]

Katinka, No I'm not 17 but in fact 63!. Eli Lilley do a great job. There were not 15 finishes although I have managed 5 in a nearly 14 hour shift at Samya in the past. Day 1 Living Room: 4 girls, 3 finishes (I couldn't be bothered with the Turk). Day 2 Acapulco: 3 girls, 4 sessions, 4 finishes over a quite extended period. Day 3: Samya 1 session. Nil finish; Acapulco 3 sessions and 3 finishes. I make that a total of 10 not fifteen. I do understand paragraphs but if I utilise them I seem to elicit a 'hard return' chastisement from the moderator. Perhaps you could advise. Pedro.

Wow. 5 finishes in a visit? That's ridiculous. 10 finishes in 3 days is alot. I'm not aging very well that's for sure. LOL.

[Mortensjo]

Hi,

Many thanks for all answers. One last thing before I book my flight.

If you're completely flexible and you can freely choose which day to visit Samya, what would you go for? Rather busy nights like Fri or Sat or mid-week? What's the difference between numbers of girls say on Wed and Thu vs weekend?

Cheers!

[PedroT97]

Katinka, No I'm not 17 but in fact 63!. Eli Lilley do a great job. There were not 15 finishes although I have managed 5 in a nearly 14 hour shift at Samya in the past. Day 1 Living Room: 4 girls, 3 finishes (I couldn't be bothered with the Turk). Day 2 Acapulco: 3 girls, 4 sessions, 4 finishes over a quite extended period. Day 3: Samya 1 session. Nil finish; Acapulco 3 sessions and 3 finishes. I make that a total of 10 not fifteen. I do understand paragraphs but if I utilise them I seem to elicit a 'hard return' chastisement from the moderator. Perhaps you could advise. Pedro.

[Katinka]

Day 3 Part 1 (Samya).

Are you like 17? I couldn't count but it looked like about 15 finishes over three days.

I couldn't count because I gather that Paragraphs are forbidden in your native language?

[PedroT97]

Day 3 Part 1 (Samya). This is a 3 day report from Thursday 28th through Saturdays 30th. I had a simple plan: fly in to Dusseldorf Thursday, hire car down to Kaarst and Living Room, next day onto Velbert and Acapulco and then down to Koln and familiar old Samya for the culmination but it didn't quite happen like that. Day 3 started with the drive from the Zur Traube down to the hotel Falderhof in Suerth. The weather was abysmal but it didn't stop the Germans driving as fast as ever. I had a more than adequate Skoda Octavia which was an easy drive and good Satnav once I got used to it. The Falderhof is delightful and you could probably walk to Samya if you had to. The weather was appalling and Suerth has little else to offer in comparison with Velbert (for Acapulco) or Rodenkirchen (my normal haunt for Samya) both of which have plenty of bars, shops and the like to keep one amused while awaiting the main event. Thus I set off early and arrived around 13:40 and immediately noticed how few girls were present. A quick look in reception revealed few rooms in use and I just dismissed it as a slow start. I had my eye on Annett with whom I've been before but she disappeared soon with the customer to whom she was talking. Ah well I'll wait I thought. I did indeed wait and remarked quietly that she'the acquired some sort of marathon man. After a couple of hours, possibly 3, and as the place kept filling with more and more robes I succumbed. Only when Maite, Colombiana, was signing out the key did I notice that Annett had signed off at over 3 hours ago did I spot that there was no room number and I assume the chap in question had paid LT. Into the room with Maite and immediately she says it's €100 for the hour. I replied by asking how long she has worked at Samya. The response: "2 weeks" to which I replied I've been coming here for years and I know the rates. I should have just walked there and then and it was mediocre. I didn't finish, left after about 45 minutes and paid her €80. Now it was becoming ridiculous as every time you looked at the bar entrance another 2 or 3 robes would enter. The best looking girls in there were Carmen, who I saw briefly in the bar and thereafter only in the wet are and reception. Guys were waiting in reception, or downstairs near the showers, for a girl before she'the been paid off by the previous one. Lulu was super busy and it was a seller's market. Maria is now working the bar and I decided to jack it in. There were hardly any available, never mind appealing, girls to be seen. I waited for the food at 18:00 and that was just as bad: there was not a seat at 18:05 as all were occupied by robes hogging down the dinner. I managed a quick meal and descended to the lockers. Even here was a problem as it was rammed and I was only trying to get out. On my way out of reception there was a queue of 16 guys, in pairs, rather in the style of French schoolchildren waiting to cross the road and goodness knows how many more turned up. The side road to the car park and Kirschbaumweg in both directions loaded with cars. I had paid €50 entry and €80 for a session with Maite which was unimpressive. In a virtually unprecedented move I set off back to Acapulco which took around an hour from bar to bar. I am hoping this was a one off but it does question whether I want to return any time soon.

[PussyLiccker]

I've noticed the tent on the right side before the entrance during the colder months people smoking inside. Before that, the bar on left at the reception area people smoking too. And yes, under the deck is another smoking area.

I believe around 10 pm, the indoor smoking begins in the lounge with the atmosphere changes from the early hours.

[Downandup]

Just on the smoking issue, as a non smoker (gave them up about 12 years ago but I'm not aggressive anti smoking) nice to see a tent at the front door for the smokers. That's new since my last visit.

Front door? It's been a year but I remember smoking on the covered deck outside the dining area. Has that gone? Do they still light up in the early evening and choke the place? It's another 65 days before I check it out (Yes, I'm counting!).

[Jim57]

Brief stop in Samya last night.

Original plan was to go to World. I was driving from the north west of France and the weather was bad so slow going so I decided to stop on the route. Got to the club just before 7. 30 after about an eight hour drive.

Club pretty busy, plenty of girls and lots of men with more arriving all the time.

I didn't want to hang arround as I had to drive another hour to get to my hotel. LU just okay for my taste. Maybe 5/6 that would be okay. Spotted a young looking blonde with lovely little tits. Ordered a coffee and when I looked back she had dissappeared. I hoped she was away for a smoke and not off to a room. Just on the smoking issue, as a non smoker (gave them up about 12 years ago but I'm not aggressive anti smoking) nice to see a tent at the front door for the smokers. That's new since my last visit.

Anyway I went for a walk around to see if I could find my target. No sign of her so back to the bar to study a bit more. Trying to decide who to approach when the blonde apperas back and sits down. I take a few minutes to study her and when she looks at me I give her a smile. She responds so off I go to sit beside her. Far and away the best looking girl in the club to my taste. Long very curly blonde (not sure if its natural) hair, fair skin, slim, no tats or piercings, nice firm round bum and lovely perky little tits with delicious prominent nipples. Very pretty GND type. She told me her name was Jana (she is most definitely not the Jana on the Samya website however). She told me she was from Moldova and was 20 years old and has been at the club since November.

Brief chat then off we went to the room. Okay session. I was very tired and room was hot. She's not the most experienced girl and perhaps what I needed was someone with more developed skills than this looker but nevertheless I finished very nicely over those lovely tits. Definitely repeat material on a day when I had more energy to give!

After showering I got some food and a coffee. Had another look around at the LU and decided to get on the road. Changing room and reception full of arriving customers. It was becoming a real sausage fest. If they were all there to fuck the girls were in for a busy night!

[Tedesco]

Are any of the girls there non-Romanian ..... ome other nationalities for a change, incl. German girl (s). Do you know which ones are German or non-Romanian?

One German girl / Lady is Derine. Blond, size 38, arriving around 6 pm and usually standing at the corner on the entrance to the bar. I suppose another German one, Amina, rather slim with a lot of special tattoos on her body, long black hair (born in Germany but origin of Albania / Croatia, therefore you may not recognize her easily among the Romanian girls). Milena (Ukraine, arriving in the evening, too, lady like, more mature but nice body), Agnieszka (Poland, white blon hair, not a stunner but really good performer), Moni (Poland, mature face, well tanned skin, some smaller stars alongside her neck, well shaped body. Very often together with Derine at the bar). Nelly (Bulgaria, also in the evening, long black hair, size 36, lady like). I also like Mona or Muna (however her name will be), girl next door with shy face and a rather MILF hairstyle. By the way, all these women around 30 years old.

[Ableyone]

1. Can I take a nap in the club? I read about the area downstairs where there are sort of sunbeds or something like that. Or it's better to book a hotel if even for two three hours? Sounds like a waste of time and money IMO, so I would rather prefer a two hour nap there.

Kino/cinema on the top floor is best for sleeping late night, mostly deserted. Downstairs area is where you try/pretend to sleep.

Shower when you arrive and after each session, so shower time is not part of the session.

[Mortensjo]

Hi folks,

I am just planning a quick trip to Samya (yes, my first time).

I'll be flying to Cologne airport and I am thinking of arriving there early afternoon, going straight to the club and leaving around their closing times to go straight back to the airport.

1. Can I take a nap in the club? I read about the area downstairs where there are sort of sunbeds or something like that. Or it's better to book a hotel if even for two three hours? Sounds like a waste of time and money IMO, so I would rather prefer a two hour nap there.

2. Are any of the girls there non-Romanian? Nothing against Romanians. Many are great, but feel like it would be great to go with some other nationalities for a change, incl. German girl (s). Do you know which ones are German or non-Romanian?

3. In some clubs especially those with en-suite rooms, shower time is part of the time you pay for. Is it the same here? I saw somewhere that you go to the showers after you pay, I. E. It's not part of your 30 minutes.

Cheers!

[PedroT97]

Thanks Tedesco & FreeDude for such prompt responses about Nieky. She has had extended absences before and has returned. It's just unusual for them to remove her profile from the website. She must be one of the longest serving girls at the club. I am sure she was there on my first visit which must be a while back now. Maria (Chantal Maria) has been there ages as well. I will only be there on Saturday as I plan to visit Living Room on Thursday and Acapulco Friday. I always go with a 'shopping list', fail to tick most off and come back with an even bigger 'shopping list' than before I wen! That said, I think I will manage to have a good time. See you there one day. Pedro.