FKK Samya - Cologne

[BlackUnknown]

Hi,

I am new here, but I just registered to tell you my experience with Samya.

First of all, you have to know that I am an amateur when talking about sex. Also, I have premature ejaculation problem. So I don't think many of you will have the same experience.

I visited Samya recently, and that was the second time I visit a sauna club in Germany. I reached the club at 1:30 am, and it was really crowded. I found a girl I liked after a few minutes, then she took me to a room upstairs. You can say the girl was hot, but I didn't like her attitude. She looked like a machine, and she doesn't like kissing. I finished quickly because of my premature ejaculation problem. I was willing to continue, but she said I have to pay another 50 euros. I decided to end the session, and when I was trying to take the money from my pocket, she took another 10 euros saying it's like a tip, and she gave me a kiss to silence me LOL. Overall, it was a very bad experience.

As I just said, I have my own circumstances, so you may have a totally different experience. But for me, I prefer meeting an escort. I did that before and I really enjoyed it.

[Sirioja]

Met more than 10 girls, 1 girl for 15 times, never been asked for CIM nor extended time nor any upsell nor tip at Aca.

[PussyLiccker]

Samya GND try to upsell about 75/ h. I prefer to pay 80 at Aca or 100 elsewhere for beauties. To be fair, Valentina never tried to upsell and her services are very correct.

I didn't think about this, but even with the 5 Euros higher at Aca, it will likely prevent girls from upsells or trying to split after 30 min as the next half hour is half the price for her at Samya. Aca, it's 40 every half, so she doesn't see the disparity(50 and 25) of the two half hour like Samya. Still, it's one of the best hour rates out there.

Val is indeed correct. In addition, no pressures, and relaxed. One of kind Romie IMO.

[Sirioja]

Samya GND try to upsell about 75/ h. I prefer to pay 80 at Aca or 100 elsewhere for beauties. To be fair, Valentina never tried to upsell and her services are very correct.

[Solid State]

After yet another wasted journey, this time Dolce Vita closing it's doors on Christmas day. I hadn't planned on visiting Samya on this trip but at this stand point was looking like my best option. After battling road works I got there some time after 5 pm Things were quiet 10-15 girls and less customers.

From the get go a girl had picked me out and even came and sat in front of me when I tried to get some food, watched me eat, gave no time for my food to settle before rushing me up stairs. I could have told her to get lost but she had an amazing rack that was sticking out of her string vest.

Elli. 23 Romania 5' 9" dark hair and a spotty face. Gave an alright performance. Half an hour with her to get me off the mark E50.

Second session was with a girl that I've been with twice before but name escapes me. Without those sky scraper high heels she would be under 5 ft (d) cups and a nice round booty with short blonde hair. The two previous sessions were memorable and this was no different.

Spent 1 HR and a half which for this clubs pricing structure is 50 x 25 x 50 But even she was hustling me for a Christmas bonus. Sad, even my regulars are trying it on.

By this point I was pretty spent, just wanted to eat and drink before I headed off. While at the bar and speaking to the barman in English a girl who was sat there cottoned on and decided to introduce herself.

Monika claimed to be from Alicante Spain. Tall long dark hair 28 years old with (b) cups. So she was sat at the bar and of course wanted to take me upstairs. I agreed and it dawned on me I had done this without getting a look at her ass first.

While following her out to reception to get the key I got a look at the booty and it wasn't really doing it for me. We went up anyway and had a pretty uninspiring half an hour at the end of which she said to me that if I wanted to take another half an hour it would cost E50 not the E25 that the club states.

She said the clubs prices are incorrect, it's her pussy why would she sell it for just E25, it's Christmas and Yadda Yadda Yadda. I said to her that maybe she should tell the owner that the prices are incorrect. I was only too happy to end that session there and then.

I headed out about 11.30 pm. The DJ was playing, the club was filling up, more girls were present but I had nothing left.

[Vito Corleone]

I drove into the parking lot around 12 am to be told the place only opened at 1 pm. That's a problem when you come from a hotel close by or with early check-out times (no such problem with Oase or Sharks). I returned at 1 pm to find many girls queuing for food. I find the overall layout at Samya uninviting but especially so the food area. Enough of the line-up was present but the main hall had not been properly heated so the girls were huddling and cowering for warmth in towels, a sight about as arousing as Syrian refugees. Most importantly, how was I to assess girls' figures? I rushed through 3 sessions not to let the Sildenafil go to waste and decided to call it a day. I don't remember seeing any stunning figure (difficult to be positive with the towels though). On slow winter days, at times of day before things get going, a smaller and cozier club like Babylon may be a better option.

Why did you leave early? Should have stayed till the night shift arrived. Why rush through 3 sessions just get the most out of your pill? Was it the last one or why not just hang out & take another pill later? Seems like a wasted day because you were in a rush.

[Banana Boi]

I've always found Samya day shift very weak albeit I have not gone day time in quite some time. Keep in mind Samya was open til 5 am or later Saturday night and these girls likely didn't get to sleep until 7 am.

Better Sunday choice would be GT. Lots of girls ready for action at 11 am when the doors open (2 am Saturday closing).

[XXL]

I drove into the parking lot around 12 am to be told the place only opened at 1 pm. That's a problem when you come from a hotel close by or with early check-out times (no such problem with Oase or Sharks). I returned at 1 pm to find many girls queuing for food. I find the overall layout at Samya uninviting but especially so the food area. Enough of the line-up was present but the main hall had not been properly heated so the girls were huddling and cowering for warmth in towels, a sight about as arousing as Syrian refugees. Most importantly, how was I to assess girls' figures? I rushed through 3 sessions not to let the Sildenafil go to waste and decided to call it a day. I don't remember seeing any stunning figure (difficult to be positive with the towels though). On slow winter days, at times of day before things get going, a smaller and cozier club like Babylon may be a better option.

[Vito Corleone]

The details of the party at Samya on the website were pretty sparse.

The entrance fee is a whopping 99 euros (doubled from the normal rate) for which you get a little champagne and fireworks for the extra money.

But what about the sex?

Clearly on top of the entrance fee you will have to pay the girls per session and I presume that they will be hiking their rates of 50 euros to include a festive season premium.

Has anyone been before? Is it a sausage fest? Are there any shows like lesbian shows to keep the guys entertained?

Also I presume at midnight the girls will be busy celebrating amongst themselves rather than shagging or will be pre-booked by their regulars so it will be difficult to shag the new year in if you wanted to.

Never been to their New Years party, but other parties have been major sausage fests. Most clubs end up over crowded during parties so not really a surprise. Arrive early & get most of your fucking first. I would assume once it gets close to 11 pm the alcohol consumption would be spread all over the club. 1 am might be a good time to start banging away again.

[Myrrh]

The official announcement for the party is now available. I've heard good things about last year's party.

Typically I have better things to do on new years eve, but if I were to go clubbing I'd probably choose Samya over any of the alternatives (which seem to grow every year: Oase, Shraks, Globe, Magnum, Acapulco, Aca gold). At the very least you'll get a party!!

The details of the party at Samya on the website were pretty sparse.

The entrance fee is a whopping 99 euros (doubled from the normal rate) for which you get a little champagne and fireworks for the extra money.

But what about the sex?

Clearly on top of the entrance fee you will have to pay the girls per session and I presume that they will be hiking their rates of 50 euros to include a festive season premium.

Has anyone been before? Is it a sausage fest? Are there any shows like lesbian shows to keep the guys entertained?

Also I presume at midnight the girls will be busy celebrating amongst themselves rather than shagging or will be pre-booked by their regulars so it will be difficult to shag the new year in if you wanted to.

[FunMan13]

Thanks Free Dude and Vito Corleone. All I can really take is one, a good one.

Katya and Isabella typically start early, Valentina typically arrives in the early evening. Of course things can change at short notice, besides going on back to Romania for the holidays, they might decide to go shopping during the day or something like that. The list on the website is not reliable at all.

[Free Dude]

The official announcement for the party is now available. I've heard good things about last year's party. Since Mondial is closed on the 31st and Samya is closed on the 1st, I would expect a lot of "overlap" for the line ups on those two days. At the very least I know Samya girls that have said they'll be in Mondial on the 1st.

Typically I have better things to do on new years eve, but if I were to go clubbing I'd probably choose Samya over any of the alternatives (which seem to grow every year: Oase, Shraks, Globe, Magnum, Acapulco, Aca gold). At the very least you'll get a party!!

[Vito Corleone]

Samya's website has nothing about a "Silvester Party" but oddly enough, FKK Mondial's website has something about SAMYA'S Silvester Party: on the pic you can read "closed on 31.12.2015" and just discern in small print: "but Samya is open, with a big Silvester Pary". Interestingly, Mondial has a New Year's Day party (not New Year's Eve but January 1st).

I plan to attend this party as well!

[XXL]

According to the girls you only have to pay entry for silvester in Samya (99 euro's I believe) and you can go to mondial the next day as well. Where you will find the same girls as well. I'm not entirely sure if they weren't just talking about last year, but it seemed they were discussing the upcomming new year party.

That sounds great.

My initial plan was the Silvester party at Flamingo Island. I'm confident it will be great but the question arises of what to do on January 1st. I'd need a venue further south (Stuttgart) but there's only Sakura and it only opens late on the 1st, which is not a good sign as far as the LU is concerned. If I'm sure to find a good LU in Mondial on the 1st I might go Samya on New Years's Eve. Then again the Samya girls may be tired from the Silvester Party and would rather stay in bed than put in another consecutive day's work at Mondial's.

Isn't Samya a bit cramped for a full-blown Silvester Party?

[Free Dude]

Samya's website has nothing about a "Silvester Party" but oddly enough, FKK Mondial's website has something about SAMYA'S Silvester Party: on the pic you can read "closed on 31.12.2015" and just discern in small print: "but Samya is open, with a big Silvester Pary". An interesting point is that Mondial has a New Year's party (not New Year's Eve but January 1st).

According to the girls you only have to pay entry for silvester in Samya (99 euro's I believe) and you can go to mondial the next day as well. Where you will find the same girls as well. I'm not entirely sure if they weren't just talking about last year, but it seemed they were discussing the upcomming new year party.