FKK FAQ

[All For Bb]

What time the FKK girls will leave for summer vacation in general? Please advise. Thanks.

[Citizen Kane]

Thank you for the help. So FKK World / Palace do not allow phones then?

At World people usually use their phones in reception or just outside the door. Haven't been to Palace in 5 years but I think phones were a no no. You'd probably be okay in the locker room just to check mail etc but not out in the club.

[BigBuddy69]

Phone is not allowed either in Sixsens (except in the garden), in Acapulco gold and in Babylon Elsdorf. You have to go in the lockers if you want to use it.

[Chongmal]

Chongmal. Can you define "early hours" better? 11 am, 2 pm, 5 pm?

If you arrive at 11 am it's very quiet. There are some ladies who prefer to be home early for bed, so they work 11 am until 8 pm or so. Two that stand out in memory at these hours are Sonya and Luana. By 2 pm there is a larger casting present but still not so many bears. Some ladies have regulars who come in at these hours. Quite a few of these regulars come in, enjoy 30 minutes in the couch, one hour in the room, followed by an additional couch session before leaving for the day. Other than these regulars, I guess myself included, there is not a lot of competition for the ladies. Even a slow roller like me can catch nice ones. The difference between myself and most of these other regulars, you will still catch me there after midnight on most days that I visit.

It's too bad the club doesn't offer a business lunch where you come in for three hours with a 30% discount. I'm sure that customers like myself, shower 6 times, eat 3 times, drink 3 - 4 coffees, a few colas and a bunch of water cut into the profits.

[TimTheoDuncan]

1) Depends on the club. Most in Hesse(n); no except Oase. NRW seems less stringent.

2) Yes.

3) Yes.

I take an old school MP3 player without a camera to listen to music.

Of course you can wear glasses.

Thank you for the help. So FKK World / Palace do not allow phones then?

[Hermann666]

If you are spending 6-7 hours there, is it possible to bring the following to read in between sessions.

1. Mobile phone / cell phone.

2. Newspaper / Magazine.

3. Physical Books?

If not, do you have any suggestions for passing the time in an FKK sans the above?

Tangential question. If I have glasses, can I wear them into the club?

Livingroom has free wi-fi. Slow, but one of the girls showed me where to sit for best reception. Used my iPad there.

[Kuni042]

Chongmal. Can you define "early hours" better? 11 am, 2 pm, 5 pm?

For the past six months I've found the early hours at Living Room to be the most enjoyable, especially mid week. It's typically a group of older bears outnumbered by some nice younger ladies and rarely waits for rooms until later in the evening. The music is not so loud, decent facilities except a lot of smoke in part of the bar during cold days. The wellness areas are good when the sauna and damp sauna are hot. Even with the one set of showers in defect, I always manage to be able to wash my complete body before and after rooms.

[Kuni042]

In YY I tried to bring a small bag for my tablet. But they refused me. So I dropped the bag in the car and hooked the tablet under the arm. Then everthing was fine.

1) Depends on the club. Most in Hesse(n); no except Oase. NRW seems less stringent.

2) Yes.

3) Yes.

I take an old school MP3 player without a camera to listen to music.

Of course you can wear glasses.

[Citizen Kane]

If you are spending 6-7 hours there, is it possible to bring the following to read in between sessions.

1. Mobile phone / cell phone.

2. Newspaper / Magazine.

3. Physical Books?

If not, do you have any suggestions for passing the time in an FKK sans the above?

Tangential question. If I have glasses, can I wear them into the club?

1) Depends on the club. Most in Hesse(n); no except Oase. NRW seems less stringent.

2) Yes.

3) Yes.

I take an old school MP3 player without a camera to listen to music.

Of course you can wear glasses.

[TimTheoDuncan]

If you are spending 6-7 hours there, is it possible to bring the following to read in between sessions.

1. Mobile phone / cell phone.

2. Newspaper / Magazine.

3. Physical Books?

If not, do you have any suggestions for passing the time in an FKK sans the above?

Tangential question. If I have glasses, can I wear them into the club?

[Optimist]

Don't let the emotional or intellectual inadequacies of a fellow guest or two affect you. We are there to see the girls: the men are just background moving wallpaper illustrating all sorts of oddities.

If a problem person is inescapable then engage with them. Barring the occasional psychopath there is always a way to deal with it. As long as you don't act like a victim: that is the Golden Rule.

Imagine being a girl and having to deal with these people all day long!

[Chongmal]

I'm so sick of customers with low quality.

It's always some group of young customers who like to mess with other customers in clubs.

They would make fun of, mock, say or do stupid stuff to other customers.

Truth be told, it does affect my willing to go to clubs.

What clubs have higher customer quality?

For the past six months I've found the early hours at Living Room to be the most enjoyable, especially mid week. It's typically a group of older bears outnumbered by some nice younger ladies and rarely waits for rooms until later in the evening. The music is not so loud, decent facilities except a lot of smoke in part of the bar during cold days. The wellness areas are good when the sauna and damp sauna are hot. Even with the one set of showers in defect, I always manage to be able to wash my complete body before and after rooms.

[Vito Corleone]

I'm so sick of customers with low quality.

It's always some group of young customers who like to mess with other customers in clubs.

They would make fun of, mock, say or do stupid stuff to other customers.

Truth be told, it does affect my willing to go to clubs.

What clubs have higher customer quality?

Do you really let a few martial arts gestures & whatever bother you to the point of not wanting to visit the clubs & bang hot babes? Some random crap has happened to me in most of the clubs I've visited. Yes. Even Palace & GT.

I usually just ignore them, but if they make an effort to go out of their way throw it in my face then I just respond in kind. They usually look like they want to cry. Def not funny to the Germans but they stirred the hornets nest. Plenty of ways to hurt the self esteem of the Dutch & Muslims as well.

[Pistons]

Some customers are very sensitive also. It might not allways be ment derogatory. I once told two other customers that instead of watching their faces all day, I'd rather walk inside the lounge to look at beautiful girls instead. One of the guys clearly felt it was an insult. LOL. Talk about oversensitivity. Perhaps sometimes customers needs to fix their mentality also and grow some balls.

Emmanuela at Oceans is one girl I like who handles this well. When a group of young turks were hanging out in the smoke tent asking silly questions and making stupid remarks, she told them straight up that they were stupid idiots before she left inside again. Thats charisma and when you don't care about what other people say, then you show real traits of being an alpha. So why even bother what other people say or think? You get to fuck whoever you want anyway.

[Pistons]

Don't care about others, keep on enjoying beautiful girls.

No group mess at GT Bruggen, nor in Switzerland. Groups are drinking at night now at LR, but they can't make problems to other clients, they would have problems with security. No problem at Aca Velbert. I don t think problems at Oase.

Many places to enjoy.

Different clubs, different problems.

At GT you might not meet many young customers, but you will meet old douches with towel policies. I have wanted to hit people a few times at GT with the retarded attitude some old farts have there who thinks they own a spot.

At Aca Velbert there is kind of an introvert atmosphere causing nobody to talk. The only annoyance you might acquire with other customers normally revolves around someone making big splashes in the swimming pool trying to get random people wet. Seen it happen a few times when trying to rest beside the massage bed.

I don't see how Oase has less of this than other clubs. But aside from some shisha groups of loud sometimes rude customers, the main annoyance may be in the resting room where some people may talk too loudly.

Personally I find it a bit silly how so many mongers are 98% introvert in some clubs. The more social clubs where the customers have made a good impression on me has been Sharks, YinYang, Artemis (sometimes) and perhaps Wellcum and Marina. Even if many are Italians with bad English, they are simply more extrovert than the general tourist or more intelligent than the local sometimes young and silly crowd. Oase too can be fine, but just in the summer. The indoors makes for an awkward atmosphere sometimes with these secluded groups.