FKK FAQ

[Gino02]

You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.

In addition to what Tintin already responded to your request, I have all my Car Rental membership accounts linked with (at) Expedia, and book the car thru Expedia App. That way I can see the price comparison, plus my benefits from Car Rental membership flows into the booking. Not that I always get lucky with free or cheap upgrades, but happens occasionally.

[Tintin1]

You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.

Having lived in several European countries and now in the US I think the biggest difference is that in the US, companies fight for your loyalty and offer amazing advantages. You rent a few times, get a credit card, tie in your airline and they put you on the "Gold" or "Silver" advantage plan, meaning you automatically get upgraded and you have a car waiting when you walk off the plane. If you can tie your corporate account into the program, it doesn't matter where you are, you get a steep discount.

My tip is simply this, if you have any loyalty program *(Airline, Hotel, or association), often you can find a code on the website for a sister program with one of the rental companies. Then you can start to get some upgrades. That's how I got mine with Budget from flying United or maybe it was from the Hyatt Gold program link.

As to driving speeds, it's been years since I found much empty space on the Autobahn to routinely drive over 200. When the wall first came down, I can't tell you how many times I nearly crushed a Trabant that was barely moving faster than the speed of wind in the far left lane. Sigh. I do have enough photos showing me driving fast though. I used to get them in my mailbox from the police!

[Apollyon]

As a Hertz No. 1 gold member the experience at Munich is similar to airports in the US. You get an email with the vehicle location (or look for your name on the board), go to the rental car location which at Munich for no. 1 gold members is at the top floor, and get in the car. You will need to provide the paperwork that you'll find ready for you in the vehicle to the attendant at the exit along with your license, but that is pretty standard everywhere and usually takes about a minute. The attendant will then hand you a ticket which you will need to use to get out of the parking garage, and that is it. I've done this at least 6 times this year at Munich, and just love the upgrades I always get there. Last month I got a beautiful Mercedes E class convertible.BTW, depending on traffic (which ca sometimes be pretty heavy from the airport to Munch, especially to Sunshine), and depending on how fast you drive on the Autobahn, it may be faster to get to and from Hawaii, which is a bit before Ingolstadt. In the past I've driven from Hawaii to the airport car rental return in just under 40 minutes, though you would probably want to factor in some more time, especially if you want to refuel before returning the car.

I drive at average 200-240 kmph, with sometimes peak at 260-300 on Autobahn when there's no speed limit, no traffic jam and if the gods of rental cars are nice to me by giving free upgrade to a BMW or a Mercedes or occasionally a Porsche. It's so much hormone rush when I can drive so fast and no freaking state trooper is stopping me for speeding, kinda like similar hormone rush when I creampie inside a hot beauty and she's not stopping me. Only problem is that it sucks to drive in freeways back home with 65-75 mph limits after that awesome Autobahn experience. Long live Germany for pussy and speed.

You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.

[JLifesOn]

Car Rental in E.U Always requires you to see a representative.

Not true.

As a Hertz No. 1 gold member the experience at Munich is similar to airports in the US. You get an email with the vehicle location (or look for your name on the board), go to the rental car location which at Munich for no. 1 gold members is at the top floor, and get in the car. You will need to provide the paperwork that you'll find ready for you in the vehicle to the attendant at the exit along with your license, but that is pretty standard everywhere and usually takes about a minute. The attendant will then hand you a ticket which you will need to use to get out of the parking garage, and that is it.

I've done this at least 6 times this year at Munich, and just love the upgrades I always get there. Last month I got a beautiful Mercedes E class convertible.

BTW, depending on traffic (which ca sometimes be pretty heavy from the airport to Munch, especially to Sunshine), and depending on how fast you drive on the Autobahn, it may be faster to get to and from Hawaii, which is a bit before Ingolstadt.

In the past I've driven from Hawaii to the airport car rental return in just under 40 minutes, though you would probably want to factor in some more time, especially if you want to refuel before returning the car.

[Sirioja]

Phones are now forbidden at Oase, also at Samya, stickers put on at GT. I asked why this changing? Some took photos or videos of girls and put on oriental social medias or FB. Some also take photos of other clients, of their car. They seem to be really so frustrated about their level even when paying rather than enjoying their own experience. Bad point when your job don t stop when You are looking for a beauty.

[SerpentX]

No expiration date. You can use it for any Monday or Tuesday later on.

Of late, Sharks has been giving this coupon for a 20 discount usable on Tuesday if you attend on Monday (full entry price). I don't think it has to be used the next day itself, could be used on any Tuesday but never clarified this with the receptionist and if it has any expiration period (don't know if it can be resold to someone else because it doesn't have any ID attached to the coupon)? Probably this is what the gentleman Sirija had in his mind with his comment.

I typically throw away all FKK coupons (if I still have them) when I am coming back to the US as I can't be caught with such incriminating evidence.

Don't remember when they started this. A while ago, I remember they had cheaper entry on M or Tu and W but I could be wrong on this. For a long time they had the cheap entry on W and S.

I can't keep up with these prices at various clubs. I assume 400 Euro Entry fee for a 6 day trip in my budget calculations regardless of which club. Generally, it is a good enough rule of thumb.

[SerpentX]

Car Rental in E.U Always requires you to see a representative.

It's a long flight, from the US, and I'm sure I won't smell too nicely just stepping off the plane, will want to shower, probably before even first greeting any ladies, certainly before climbing on top of them. I've read some comments about some brothels that do have showers and some that don't, but am assuming all the FKK clubs would. (I am used to Thailand, where they are very particular about that.).

Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so. Have Hertz gold membership, should be able to walk up to the car in the parking lot and leave (pretty quick each time I've done so in the US) for about 100 euros. I'm guessing that's going to be about the same price as most taxis or uber to some of the further places (Hawaii FKK) and leaves me someplace to lock carry on and makes sure I have no wait for a ride back to the airport, or am I worrying to much about that?

Luggage is checked through. And next flight is at 10:00 pm. So, assuming with passport control leaving the airport and security coming back (arriving and leaving on international flights), 2:00 to 8:00 for 6 hours.

Having a car a far far better, you are free to go where you want, taxi are also quite expensive from F airport to Shark or Oase, yes better for you to smell fresh, better to go to sauna several times, being relax, no rush look around make your own opinion.

[Sirioja]

Sunday evening Sharks.

Thursday Samya.

Friday Finca because girls are not naked on Thursday. Entry 35 before 2 pm.

Saturday Sharks or Oase. Oase entry 50 before 4 pm.

Wednesday should be quite dead at LR which only worth on Friday and Saturday.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are slow days, except Wednesday at Sharks and Oase because of discount entry 50. Only Sharks may worth on Monday.

Found a really impressive 1,80 bare feet beauty at Samya for real GFE for French in bed, in Turkish crowded Samya, but except her, Russian Katea, and Aria, I found casting lower than usual on this Thursday night, despite Feria who remembered our 1 h30 room at LR, girls have real memory about us, but I preferred little mum when was very natural, than silicon now. Even one of the prettiest, but she didn't stay at LR and returned to Samya because of business.

[ExpatLover]

It's a long flight, from the US, and I'm sure I won't smell too nicely just stepping off the plane, will want to shower, probably before even first greeting any ladies, certainly before climbing on top of them. I've read some comments about some brothels that do have showers and some that don't, but am assuming all the FKK clubs would. (I am used to Thailand, where they are very particular about that.).

Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so. Have Hertz gold membership, should be able to walk up to the car in the parking lot and leave (pretty quick each time I've done so in the US) for about 100 euros. I'm guessing that's going to be about the same price as most taxis or uber to some of the further places (Hawaii FKK) and leaves me someplace to lock carry on and makes sure I have no wait for a ride back to the airport, or am I worrying to much about that?

Luggage is checked through. And next flight is at 10:00 pm. So, assuming with passport control leaving the airport and security coming back (arriving and leaving on international flights), 2:00 to 8:00 for 6 hours.

Having a car a far far better, you are free to go where you want, taxi are also quite expensive from F airport to Shark or Oase, yes better for you to smell fresh, better to go to sauna several times, being relax, no rush look around make your own opinion.

[Tintin1]

am assuming all the FKK clubs would. Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so.

It is required you shower before walking into the main area of the FKK (any FKK). Depending on where you grew up, the showers might remind you of your gym when you were in High School. Car will be cheaper, if you're not too jet lagged. Have not driven to FKK Hawaii, but it's close (closer than Coliseum), which I think is the next biggest of the FKKs within 60-70 kms of the airport.

Battle plan sounds great. Hertz, you and OJ (remember those ads), Hawaii, 2-3 girls, food, several showers, and back to airport. If you feel jet lagged, take the Uber ex airport right to Hawaii and a taxi back. FKK will always call you a cab, they have them on speed dial.

[Meorme]

Assuming you land at 1, and can check your luggage through to your next flight, you have carry on. Munich (2? 3? FKKs) and Ingolstadt (Hawaii FKK) are between 45 and 90 minutes away depending on which you choose, what day of the week, etc etc. Assuming you need to get back to the airport 90 minutes before your flight, you have 4 - 5 hours, maybe less. Are you sold on a FKK, you could do something like the Leierkasten on the northern side of the outer autobahn ring. That's a "around" 30 minutes. It's a famous, old, bordello, but simply put, gives you the most time and the least issue with traffic etc. It's been around forever, I assume every taxi and Uber driver can get you there, If you have time you could probably hit two ladies.
If you are set on FKKS, look at any FKK forum and you'll find a first timer report on the process. The locker, the way you pay, etc. Start with a search on Hawaii in Ingolstadt, then maybe read up on Sunshine Munich, and you'll get the 411. Prices, you won't come away with less than 200-300 Euros for a "girl" by the time you add in your taxler, entrance fee (FKK), and the girl's fee. On the bright side, the second girl will be a BARGAIN!.

It's a long flight, from the US, and I'm sure I won't smell too nicely just stepping off the plane, will want to shower, probably before even first greeting any ladies, certainly before climbing on top of them. I've read some comments about some brothels that do have showers and some that don't, but am assuming all the FKK clubs would. (I am used to Thailand, where they are very particular about that.).

Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so. Have Hertz gold membership, should be able to walk up to the car in the parking lot and leave (pretty quick each time I've done so in the US) for about 100 euros. I'm guessing that's going to be about the same price as most taxis or uber to some of the further places (Hawaii FKK) and leaves me someplace to lock carry on and makes sure I have no wait for a ride back to the airport, or am I worrying to much about that?

Luggage is checked through. And next flight is at 10:00 pm. So, assuming with passport control leaving the airport and security coming back (arriving and leaving on international flights), 2:00 to 8:00 for 6 hours.

[Tintin1]

I have 8 hours in Munich, landing at 1:00 pm and leaving at 9:00 pm.

Any recommendations?

Assuming you land at 1, and can check your luggage through to your next flight, you have carry on. Munich (2? 3? FKKs) and Ingolstadt (Hawaii FKK) are between 45 and 90 minutes away depending on which you choose, what day of the week, etc etc. Assuming you need to get back to the airport 90 minutes before your flight, you have 4 - 5 hours, maybe less. Are you sold on a FKK, you could do something like the Leierkasten on the northern side of the outer autobahn ring. That's a "around" 30 minutes. It's a famous, old, bordello, but simply put, gives you the most time and the least issue with traffic etc. It's been around forever, I assume every taxi and Uber driver can get you there, If you have time you could probably hit two ladies.
If you are set on FKKS, look at any FKK forum and you'll find a first timer report on the process. The locker, the way you pay, etc. Start with a search on Hawaii in Ingolstadt, then maybe read up on Sunshine Munich, and you'll get the 411. Prices, you won't come away with less than 200-300 Euros for a "girl" by the time you add in your taxler, entrance fee (FKK), and the girl's fee. On the bright side, the second girl will be a BARGAIN!

Third option are "apartment blocks". Search one like Hofer 19? 4 floors with pictures on the doors. I've had a great time at this one. There are technically two buildings A and be. Sadly this is on the SE side of town, I assume there are a few "houses" on the NE or NW side of town. (A simple search found Frankfurter Ring 137. Heidi got a great review today on one of the German websites - never been0.
Lots of reading you have young Skywalker.

As to Frankfurt, read the FKK Sharks, Oases, etc folders, many people have done this trip with one night layover at the airport. Great debate in the Frankfurt forum on which to go to, whether to skip FKK and go to RLD. Which hotels to use etc. All this will give your countless hours of enjoyment and bedtime reading. PS . ad site called RoteLaterne has many lists of clubs, and individual girls.

[Meorme]

I have 8 hours in Munich, landing at 1:00 pm and leaving at 9:00 pm.

Any recommendations?

I've seen several FKK clubs within 30 - 50 minute drive, Hawaii and Colosseum sound like the largest in the area (but also the furthest (Would they be much better than closer clubs (Sunshine, Fantasy, Relax, Oase)? Are there others I'm missing? I'm assuming all these clubs will be reasonably welcoming for an American that speaks no German.

How much is a taxi from the airport to one of these clubs, and how long of a wait, and how reliable is getting a taxi back to the airport from the club?

From what I've read, entrance fee is about 60 - 70 euros, ladies are 50 - 60 euros for 30 minutes. What else would I need money for? (not really interested in paying extra for anal). I don't make it to Europe often and don't want to take home a bunch of euros with nothing to do with them, but also assuming there's no ATM in the club (or is there?

And, expecting them to have a locker to change clothes, take shower, etc. But is the locker suitable for a size able carry on back pack?

BTW, silly question, assuming I'm walking around the club in a towel or robe meeting ladies, doing whatever it is when not busy with them, how do I go about carrying the money to pay them?

I may have a similar opportunity in Frankfurt on my return trip. I've heard mention there are more and larger clubs there, but also interested in any recommendations that minimize travel time to / from the airport. My layover in Frankfurt is actually about 70 minutes, but I've heard that airport is huge, security is slow, missing flights due to this is common, with the next flight scheduled 12 hours later.

[Sirioja]

Of late, Sharks has been giving this coupon for a 20 discount usable on Tuesday if you attend on Monday (full entry price). I don't think it has to be used the next day itself, could be used on any Tuesday but never clarified this with the receptionist and if it has any expiration period (don't know if it can be resold to someone else because it doesn't have any ID attached to the coupon)? Probably this is what the gentleman Sirija had in his mind with his comment.

I typically throw away all FKK coupons (if I still have them) when I am coming back to the US as I can't be caught with such incriminating evidence.

Don't remember when they started this. A while ago, I remember they had cheaper entry on M or Tu and W but I could be wrong on this. For a long time they had the cheap entry on W and S.

I can't keep up with these prices at various clubs. I assume 400 Euro Entry fee for a 6 day trip in my budget calculations regardless of which club. Generally, it is a good enough rule of thumb.

When you visit Sharks on Monday, I think Sharks should be one of the best casting on Monday, I discovered wow Katalina on April 2016 and followed her to Globe, had also Karolina. Pol on IAA 2015, they give You a 20 € discount ticket for a next Monday or Tuesday. If you return on Monday, they take your 20 € discount ticket and give You a new one, so entry only 45 on Monday, or on a Tuesday. Entry 50 on Wednesday, and on Sunday before 2 pm.

Entry 50 at Oase before 4 pm or at Palace before 5 pm. Entry 35 at Finca before 2 pm. Entry 47 at World on Sunday before 3 pm.

[ExpatLover]

Haha. I'm just 30 years old and do not need any pills. I've done similar 7 day FKK tours in Germany in 2016 and 2017 without any break day (read my earlier posts).

I agree with you that its better to spend more time with 1 girl. I usually do repeat girls if I visit the same club twice in the same trip and if I like someone. I remember doing a girl at Bernd's for 2 different sessions the same day. I also did a girl twice the same day at LR once. But for me, the overall idea of doing it with a new woman every time is more VFM.

Thanks for your suggestion ExpatLover. Please help me in finalizing a club for Sunday, Monday and Saturday.
Regards,.


JohnyBravo.

Sunday is always a challenging day, less girls and sometimes a lot of guys, may be the day to take a break. Best LU is Shark, if you like more night club atmosphere could be good to try Oase for Saturday evening or Manhattan, Samya has great music very loud but it is far and World can be the top but also very bad. I spent 7 beautiful years in Chennai.