FKK FAQ

[Milfotronic]

Hi guys,

Firstly I want to point out that I have nothing in particular against Romanian people / women, but since the FKK scene seems to be dominated by Romanian pros these days I think it would be a good idea to list the least "Romanian" clubs, especially for mongers who appreciate diversity. Having mostly Romanian women to pick from isn't the least diverse. How about making a top-5 or 10 list of clubs with best mixture of colors and cultures? I'm still waiting for my FKK debut and would like to make such a debut in a club where I can find white, black, brown, yellow etc women, and not more than half of LU being Romanian. Am I asking too much?

[Optimist]

It's not an STD issue. It's more like a yuk issue. Continuous washing and scrubbing like they do in Asia would probably increase the STD risk.

Too much soap and cleansers along with condom use are the main causes of fishy pussy. I guess dispensing with both would avoid that problem LOL.

[XXL]

No, not every girl shower after each session, I think only at Globe in Zurich you see girls showering after each session. So, DATO would definitely be a very dirty "dinner experience"! For DATY, I only do it when I see a nice pale pink pussy. If it's very red, I normally pass as that may indicate the presence of an infection....

It's not an STD issue. It's more like a yuk issue. Continuous washing and scrubbing like they do in Asia would probably increase the STD risk.

[Rocky V]

1) It seems that lately, across many of the reports on here, there have been a lot of users complaining about upselling. I've got the general idea of what is included in basic service, but what about asking for certain things I do want (tit job, FJ, facial, etc.)? It seems that the upsells constantly discussed on here are BBBJ, extending a half-hour to an hour, and anal. But not much is mentioned beyond that.

2) DATY / DATO. Do any of you guys do this? With these girls being higher volume than I'm used to, how clean are we talking? I know they are supposed to shower between sessions.

Thanks!

1) You can definitely discuss your things with the girl before going to the room. Do not be shy as these girls hear the strangest requests from clients!

2) No, not every girl shower after each session, I think only at Globe in Zurich you see girls showering after each session. So, DATO would definitely be a very dirty "dinner experience"! For DATY, I only do it when I see a nice pale pink pussy. If it's very red, I normally pass as that may indicate the presence of an infection.

Have fun and play safe!

[TheSneakKing]

Headed to Berlin for a week in September for work and was looking to make a stop at Artemis. There seems to be mixed opinions on it (especially lately), but since it seems to be only game in town and I won't have the option of making a side trip, why not at least pay admission and check it out?

Have a few questions that if some of you could help me with, I would very much appreciate:

1) It seems that lately, across many of the reports on here, there have been a lot of users complaining about upselling. I've got the general idea of what is included in basic service, but what about asking for certain things I do want (tit job, FJ, facial, etc.)? It seems that the upsells constantly discussed on here are BBBJ, extending a half-hour to an hour, and anal. But not much is mentioned beyond that.

2) DATY / DATO. Do any of you guys do this? With these girls being higher volume than I'm used to, how clean are we talking? I know they are supposed to shower between sessions.

Thanks!

[Chongmal]

Thanks for your response. I'm not super worried about cheap accommodation as I like to spend some money on vacations. I'm mostly interested in going to nice FKK\saunas to meet beautiful women. I'm hoping the vacation will be 80% pooning amd 20% other touristy stuff.

As I said, my recommendation was for enjoying FKK and Sauna Clubs in NRW. I was not focusing on RLDs or Escorts because this is not the forum for that, but all of that can be found in this area as well. Perhaps my recommendation was based on a high level of ambition and variance of clubs. For someone new to this.

Particular scene traveling on their own, this is probably too ambitious unless you were with a tour group. When I was new to the scene, I went to the same club on multiple one day trips for numerous visits before branching out. To do it over again I would probably branch out earlier but that familiarity created a level of comfort and relaxation I don't have when visiting a new club. Some of the NRW clubs can be hit and miss with slower days that can bring disappointment if you are trying to rush through them.

Instead of my initial thoughts, you're probably better off in Frankfurt at Sharks and Oase where you have large facilities to explore over multiple days and a high number of attractive ladies per club. This way, after you burn off the initial energy you can identify the next 20 must have women, prioritize them and make your plan. Frankfurt also has a monger scene outside the clubs and nice alternative 20% non monger scene.

[Clovis8]

For NRW I would consider the Dusseldorf / Cologne area. Staying in the cities can be nice for regular holidays but the price of accommodations and parking in the city can easily eat the entry costs to clubs when compared to surrounding villages. If your focus is on Sauna Clubs you don't really need access to what the city can offer; food, women, beer. If you are like me, you won't need to include breakfast with your room. Every Sauna Club I have visited serves adequate food to survive for a week and most include it in the entry cost. Breakfast can be found in early opening clubs at 11 am with other offerings throughout the day until 8 pm, some even until midnight or later. Kaarst and Leverkusen and their surrounding villages are good areas to base from for cheaper lodging opportunities, giving you over ten good clubs and a couple very good clubs within one hour drive. Make sure to book accommodations in advance because I've seen 50 per night hotels jump to 300 per night during certain events.

Thanks for your response. I'm not super worried about cheap accommodation as I like to spend some money on vacations. I'm mostly interested in going to nice FKK\saunas to meet beautiful women. I'm hoping the vacation will be 80% pooning amd 20% other touristy stuff.

[Optimist]

Planning a solo trip to Germany this fall almost solely for the purposes of visiting the brothels. Wouldn't mind a little touristy stuff too.

Which city should I stage out of for a week trip?

Also, I assume speaking only English won't be a huge deal?

Thanks for the help.

Often questions from new members who have contributed nothing get unhelpful responses. This is because the vast majority ask repeated questions and never ever report back on their visit.

Your questions are too broad to be answered sensibly. If you can work out exactly what you are looking for then it would be possible. I would suggest either Dusseldorf, Koln, or Frankfurt as possible bases, but even that depends on whether you have a car and what sort of club you want to go to. I am unsure why you have singled out Germany if you have the option of other countries.

In the bigger clubs English will get you by, but will mark you down as a wealthy tourist with money to burn. At the very least learn a little basic German as a mark of politeness, and so you can pretend to be a frequent visitor.

[Chongmal]

Planning a solo trip to Germany this fall almost solely for the purposes of visiting the brothels. Wouldn't mind a little touristy stuff too.

Which city should I stage out of for a week trip?

Also, I assume speaking only English won't be a huge deal?

Thanks for the help.

For NRW I would consider the Dusseldorf / Cologne area. Staying in the cities can be nice for regular holidays but the price of accommodations and parking in the city can easily eat the entry costs to clubs when compared to surrounding villages. If your focus is on Sauna Clubs you don't really need access to what the city can offer; food, women, beer. If you are like me, you won't need to include breakfast with your room. Every Sauna Club I have visited serves adequate food to survive for a week and most include it in the entry cost. Breakfast can be found in early opening clubs at 11 am with other offerings throughout the day until 8 pm, some even until midnight or later. Kaarst and Leverkusen and their surrounding villages are good areas to base from for cheaper lodging opportunities, giving you over ten good clubs and a couple very good clubs within one hour drive. Make sure to book accommodations in advance because I've seen €50 per night hotels jump to €300 per night during certain events.

[Vito Corleone]

Planning a solo trip to Germany this fall almost solely for the purposes of visiting the brothels. Wouldn't mind a little touristy stuff too.

Which city should I stage out of for a week trip?

Also, I assume speaking only English won't be a huge deal?

Thanks for the help.

Raubach is a great place to visit. Historical sites nearby & places to have fun as well.

[Clovis8]

Planning a solo trip to Germany this fall almost solely for the purposes of visiting the brothels. Wouldn't mind a little touristy stuff too.

Which city should I stage out of for a week trip?

Also, I assume speaking only English won't be a huge deal?

Thanks for the help.

[Optimist]

Mainstream reports on prostitution are nearly always a mix of the prurient, titillating, and censoriousness. They are simply trying to catch as wide an audience as possible.

The clubs' own websites usually have a photo or video tour which is usually pretty accurate.

[Chongmal]

I'm watching 'The Mega Brothel' on Amzn prime. Looks in FKK's, starting with Paradise in Stuttgart. Might help others like me who have never experienced an FKK in Germany.

There are a couple videos I've seen on YouTube that are officially sponsoed by the clubs. I know that YinYang has some.

The English Link is more an advertisement why the club. I like the Dutch Language link the best because it actually shows, close to, how relaxed the atmosphere should be. Just make sure you don't watch them on a device with a shared or synced YouTube account because you don't want it popping up when your kids are streaming cartoons on your favorite Netflix streaming device on Saturday morning.

English Link.

https://youtu.be/ksDOSJkcJzc

Dutch Link.

https://youtu.be/nSKNKbK8xwU

[XXL]

I'm watching 'The Mega Brothel' on Amzn prime. Looks in FKK's, starting with Paradise in Stuttgart. Might help others like me who have never experienced an FKK in Germany.

The title is already a bad start. Paradise Stuttgart is not mega. Calling it mega is an indication the producers didn't bother to do any research.

[BkkBadBoy]

I'm watching 'The Mega Brothel' on Amzn prime. Looks in FKK's, starting with Paradise in Stuttgart. Might help others like me who have never experienced an FKK in Germany.

OK, not what I thought but interesting just the same. More about morality but it does show the inside of an FKK.