FKK FAQ

[Jackyo]

Please can you tell me in there is a FKK Club in Munchen if yes be nice to give me the name and maybe the link thanks a lot

Its easy. It works.

The clubs south of the Weisswurstaequator are not up to the same standards in Hessen and NRW. This has been said several times.

You might try Sudfass Oase in Pasing. Not read good things about it though.

The consensus is that when in Muenchen, travel to Augsburg (d.h. leave Muenchen) and visit ColA (Colosseum in Augsburg).

[Vito Corleone]

They have to be very good looking to be able to snare the business since attractive looks does provide a competitive advantage and some punters will discount the lesser service for the chance to bang a pretty model. We have seen reports from customers to have admitted to such. Even I have done so I admit as well.

Whenever I visit any club, I will try a hot looking model even if she provides average service. If they have a really bad rep, then I would think about it. If the do not give bbbj, then forget about it! BBBJ is one of the reasons it would be worth trying a pretty model.

[Jack Ryan1]

Thanks for the help folks.

I'm really into stockings so looks like a visit to Palace on a Monday is in order.

Thanks

[Frenchieboy]

Please can you tell me in there is a FKK Club in Munchen if yes be nice to give me the name and maybe the link thanks a lot

[Basketcase]

Will be visiting Artemis later this week. My first FKK ever. I promise a detailed report. By the way, can I bring my own condoms? There is a thin brand that I love.

Hi Rogerpaul,

Did you manage to get Dagmar and Olga that you went with at Artemis let you use your own condoms?

Out of interest what is the thin brand that you love?

If I ever remember to bring my own condoms I would be using standard durex brand featherlite.

Cheers,

Londonbasketcase

[Basketcase]

Is Thursday still the 'dessous' day where the girls wear lingerie, or has that changed?

Ja, Donnerstag ist Dessous Tag in FKK Oase. Although from reports some girls pay lip service to the concept of Dessous so you may enjoy a few girls in near naked state in any case.

FKK Palace has its Dessous Tag on Mittwoch and Straps Tag on Montag meaning that the girls wear socks or stockings.

FKK World has its Dessous Tag on Dienstag.

Even in the sauna clubs of Nord Rhein Westfalen and particularly Golden Time you will have girls working the contact rooms topless and wearing just a a tiny G string. For me this is a nice look.

I do not usually get out to the FKKs and saunaclubs during the usual working week so do not get to visit during Dessous Tag to my relief, but if all the girls were dressed up as sexy nurses or naughty adult aged and sized school girls then that will be incentive for me to make the effort.

I really prefer girls wearing something so would want to go on that day, I also read somewhere that a sauna club is exactly the same as an FKK except the girls are always in lingerie. Are there any recommended sauna clubs in frankfurt? I tried looking on here but not had much luck.

Ja, in the sauna clubs the girls generally are in lingerie or bikinis whereas a FKK by its name means that the visitors including the men are in various states of nakedness.

For me, sauna clubs are more associated with the Golden Triangle area of Nord Rhein Westfalen. These would be Golden Time, Villa Vertigo, Planet Happy Garden, Atrium, Living Room in Germany and in the Netherlands there is Yin Yang, Bada Bing, Sans Souci and the sole Dutch FKK of ZaZen.

There are more learned writers than I who know the Frankfurt sauna club scene but as far as the more popularly reported on clubs in this forum that have their own thread there are none.

In any case in the FKKs you will find that many girls where some jewellry, carry a hand bag, wear high heels and war a towel around themselves or a waist sash of some sort. Is that lingerie enough for you?

With kind regards,

Londonbasketcase

[Basketcase]

Theme: Service standards from financial services types

The only problem with that, I bet the level of service is very unsatisfactory [from financial services background girls]....no DFK, only CBJ, etc.

If there are girls with financial services backgrounds now working the FKKs to make ends meet after losing their jobs and they fail to meet the club style of providing DFK, BBBJ, DATY, etc... then they can expect to in economic terms to be providing less of a deal than other girls who do more for the same €50. These girls are not providing the minimum level of service and lose any competitive advantage that they may have being new and fresh to the club. They have to be very good looking to be able to snare the business since attractive looks does provide a competitive advantage and some punters will discount the lesser service for the chance to bang a pretty model. We have seen reports from customers to have admitted to such. Even I have done so I admit as well.

We will see...the financial markets are awful, will get worse before it gets better.

Your guess is as good as mine. I can only hope for a V shaped economic situation as opposed to a prolonged painful experience of the Japanese in the 1990s. Speaking to an economist at a sauna club we discussed how in 2007 we never thought that the credit crisis would be deep and this long with still no ready end in sight. It goes to show that even some experts do not have any more insight than you or I.

In the FKK clubs you do meet some really interesting types, dentists on conference (likely story), transport planners (we discussed German road design compared to road design and road furniture in the English speaking world), telecommunication engineers (lots of them in London attend the strip club scene due to the location of their offices), MBA students escaping for the weekend from their studies, business men en route to another destination, sales people, sex tourists and messe visitors.

There is diversity in the girls that work in the clubs but there is also marked diversity in the customers as well. Ordinary men who want to sample a bit of men's Disneyland in Germany.

The FKK and saunaclubs is a clean, legal, safe environment. I hope with all my heart that they still continue and attract further business in terms of customers and girls.

I have discussed this with a fellow Briton that when we are in the clubs, all our Earthly worries lift from our shoulders. A wonderful feeling to have.

My best to everyone,

Londonbasketcase

[Creature2]

Hi there,

I am planning my first trip to Frankfurt and am likely to visit Oase.

Is Thursday still the 'dessous' day where the girls wear lingerie, or has that changed?

I really prefer girls wearing something so would want to go on that day, I also read somewhere that a sauna club is exactly the same as an FKK except the girls are always in lingerie. Are there any recommended sauna clubs in frankfurt? I tried looking on here but not had much luck.

Thanks

Definitely, I was there in Oase last Thursday and unfortunately, it was still the "dessous tag". Me, quite the contrary, I prefer naked woman instead of woman in lingerie but I had that only one night (Thursday night) in Frankfurt so I did it on a dessous tag. If you are into lingerie, Palace has also a dessous tag (on Wednesdays), you may check there too.

[Jack Ryan1]

Hi there,

I am planning my first trip to Frankfurt and am likely to visit Oase.

Is Thursday still the 'dessous' day where the girls wear lingerie, or has that changed?

I really prefer girls wearing something so would want to go on that day, I also read somewhere that a sauna club is exactly the same as an FKK except the girls are always in lingerie. Are there any recommended sauna clubs in frankfurt? I tried looking on here but not had much luck.

Thanks

[Dave Jamsis]

I have already been with German girls that used to work in real estate in the FKK clubs making some money as they are out of work sicne thei agency closed or their services were no longer required. I do remember one yummy brunette from Koln, Germany do a great GFE session. I felt like her long lost boyfriend.

I have yet to meet any German financial services types just yet.

Londonbasketcase

The only problem with that, I bet the level of service is very unsatisfactory....no DFK, only CBJ, etc.

We will see...the financial markets are awful, will get worse before it gets better.

[Vito Corleone]

Hi all,

Greetings from USA. I will be making my trip to EU in two months. I am delighted the Euro is falling a bit so I get more 'bang for my US buck' (pun IS intended)

All seriousness - with the financial crisis we are in, I would imagine FKK activity may be a little slow? I realize that for many high income people this would have no effect - but I am just curious if and of you regluars have noticed any changes.

Thanks!

I am also happy the the euro is falling! Money is not an issue. Time is. I just wish I had more time or live closer to Germany.

I would be going to Germany every weekend too if I lived as close to FKK land as LBC!

[Basketcase]

... before we see female financial services types start to reevaluate their career options and cross the thresholds of our favorite clubs!

I can't wait!

I have already been with German girls that used to work in real estate in the FKK clubs making some money as they are out of work sicne thei agency closed or their services were no longer required. I do remember one yummy brunette from Koln, Germany do a great GFE session. I felt like her long lost boyfriend.

I have yet to meet any German financial services types just yet.

Londonbasketcase

[Henio]

The price elasticity works a bit different in this business. A girl will not drop her price easily at the same venue as before, but they are quite quick to move to venues that have more traffic although lower price. See it all the time.

[Gentleman Travel]

Has anyone figured out how much pussy, $700B could buy?

There are some mixed benefits to all of this. We may see some isolated price reductions and more creative pricing schemes to draw in reluctant customers. Many of the large international conventions and conferences held in recent months have had significantly lowered participation as companies are cutting their marketing and travel budgets and this will ease the crowds at those clubs which draw on the messe visitors like Palace, Oase, Artemis and the Cologne area clubs.

But I wonder how much discounting we will see, or how quickly prices will adjust?
Sex is a personal service industry, and someone who has been selling herself for $400 per hour is not likely to move quickly to a business model where she is doing the same stuff for $200 per hour, and if she does, will she ever be content? We see this in pick-up bars all the time - girls sticking to a high-price structure, even at 3:00 AM, then going home alone, having zero income for the evening.

My point is that we may not benefit quickly from price elasticity in service providers. However, as new girls enter the market with the new reality price structure, we should be able to find happiness at a more reasonable price, and the old, over-priced hookers will be left sitting on their bar stools wondering who is going to pay for their new shoes...

Significant changes like this in the global economy also generally force new workers to industries that are lower down on the business scale so we may even begin to see some laid off female stockbrokers, plying their wares to keep themselves in Manulo Blancs.

It will be interesting to see if that happens, will they be able to embrace the right service attitude. If they were snotty to guys in bars when they were working on the floor, will they be a better GFE when working in bed?

[Jackyo]

... before we see female financial services types start to reevaluate their career options and cross the thresholds of our favorite clubs!

I can't wait!