FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[George Bickham]

Having been a regular at Schieferhof I thought that it was time for a change, and so armed with some helpful posts from previous visitors (thank you Optimist, Siroja and others), I decided to pay Finca a visit last Monday. Here is my 'first time'report.

Getting there is easy; it's about 5 km down a main road from J37 of the A3. I turned right at the first main crossing and found myself driving through a small, sleepy German town like so many others, dominated by a Mittelstand, doubtless family-owned and probably dominant in its micro-niche. And like quite a few others, with an FKK brothel in a small industrial unit almost opposite, next to a discount supermarket. As always in Germany, people drive past, it's clear what you are there for, and nobody takes any notice at all. Parking seems pretty limited there, so I'm not sure what people do on busy days (Maybe someone can help me out there about where to park when it's busy).

I arrived at about 13:00 and paid my EUR 35. I was given a towel (I had expected a robe). I changed in a small changing room with lockers; a bit narrow if more than a couple of people are in I it at the same time. On the other hand, the girls changing room opens directly onto it, so there is the opportunity to watch the comings and goings when you're in there.

The main club area is a large room divided into three main 'zones'with a bar in the center and food are to one side. You can go up the stairs to a kino area. The main room is a bit dark, with the exception of the back area where large windows open onto a garden terrace area with loungers and a pool.

Not surprisingly for a Monday in August, it was pretty quiet around 18 girls, and by 16:00 numbers of had probably risen to around 25. All were attractive, aged 18 - 25, mostly RO with a few BU and (I think) one DE). And, of course, all naked. Mostly all-over tans with a few with bikini bottom marks. All fully smooth. Names included Madi, Sandy, Juana (2 x), Jasmina, Olga, Tina, Beatrice, Tia, Ada plus some others that I forget.

Around 25 men, most of whom seemed to know the place and be known. A couple of groups spent the afternoon sunbathing by the pool; I didn't see them go to rooms at all and they seemed to treat the place like the pool in a hotel in the Balearics. Unfortunately the girls hardly went out side, so if you wanted a show you had to go in and sit at the bar.

Some of the girl approached me in a standard way - "Hello, schatzi. Zimmer?, but it's easy enough just to suggest that you're tired or want to wait, and off they go to the next person. It clearly was quite a slow afternoon for them too.

Also, no couch action. This means there's less entertainment to watch between sessions, but also its more difficult for a newbie to size up the talent on offer. Often what a girl will do on a couch in public is a good guide to her attitude once in the room.

Decided to do Madi first based on Optimists recommendation. Very limited kissing, and then to my surprise a CBJ, also rather quick. Sex good, with a range of positions. She completely in charge, and obviously running to a timetable. Nothing special, but perfectly acceptable.

Then had a relaxing afternoon in the sun by the pool. As I mentioned, few girls came out, so the view was limited. But the surroundings were fine. A part of the afternoon was enlivened by watching a 50 year old guy and a big girl with large enhanced tits doing a long session in a little gazebo. She started off with a very skillful 15 minute blowjob (during part of which the guy was reading the newspaper. Only in Germany!) then what looked like a very good quality sex session in a lot of positions. Unfortunately she just wasn't quite my type.

By this point it was me for another session. My fist choice was Olga, a medium build RO girl with long (bottle) blonde hair. Just as I was about to go for her she went off, and was then back from the room within 15 minutes. I took this as a warning, and decided to move onto my second choice, either Tia (RO, medium build, black slightly wavy hair) or Sandy (DE? Silver glasses, blonde hair. Have I seen her in Saarbrucken? Eventually went with Tia. This was again a 'standard'RO session, with a quick BBBJ but no kissing, breast licking or finger, and then sex in a range of positions while she showed increasing signs of boredom.

My final session however I hit gold, with the girl I had watched in the garden earlier. Beatrice (RO, black hair, enhanced tits which were pretty big before surgery by the feel of them, tattoo of a musical score on her shoulders) was just what I needed. I asked for a long, relaxing BJ to CIM in the kino, and that is exactly what I got. Beatrice went slowly, nice and deep, no hurry, no hands, took finger, plenty of variation in style and eventually brought me off into her mouth. She took it straight in, didn't try to dodge it and gave me a friendly kiss afterwards. Very nice.

So my first impressions of Finca are:

Good selection as attractive girls 18 - 25 (did I mention, that they were naked?

No pressure from the girls to go to the room.

Comfortable ambience, especially the garden.

Food looked OK (but nothing special).

But.

Limited interaction with the girl, and especially limited couch action, makes it difficult to judge quality before you try;.

I only got lucky at the end, otherwise two rather "satanndard RO"sessions.

Overall I would go back on a busier time (Friday afternoon / evening?) to see what it was like with more people.

[XXL]

Was wondering if anyone knows what subjects the Finca X-Area covered?

A picture line-up & roster might be useful, but would have to be very good to justify the access payment of 30.

The "X-area" has to do with German pornography law. They can't show explicit nudity to people below 16. Of course the ban is a bit pointless since operators outside Germany are under no obligation to apply such restrictions. I never paid to have access to restricted internet pages in Germany since you get the same for free on non German websites.

[Akibono]

I enjoyed Finca atmosphere for my single visit and I will return, but you can also receive real GF behavior at Sharks or World or LR or Globe, with girl asking you to come to speak with her in the garden at night, or to have diner with her, taking your hand, putting your fingers in her fingers, looking at you in the eyes, saying to you: do you want to be my BF? Coming back hand in hand after room, sometimes asking you to stay with her, sometimes taking shower together. Of course, only illusion, but very pleasant game, and some girls are very skillful for this GF game. I love it.

Very well said. I call that GFE for the connoisseur of sex. And two can play that game!

[Sirioja]

I was attracted by brunette Tia. Ro smile, despite tattoos, and not so white skin, but never been attracted by Crina Oase since 2014, even I heard only positive reports about her, so she may be good for others. Maybe because Tia is full naked and more slim. My only girl at Finca, but had some ex Finca girls.

[Maxime]

Maxime, maybe I was very lucky on my two days visit, but I all my girls were on the first Zimmer 30 minutes sessions (I later repeated extended sessions) and I got their top level service from the start.That's why I was so impressed with the club

I will do a repeat visit of several days and will see what happens then.

Thanks for recommendactions of girls. Really helpful. Olga looks superb, tall, slim, blond, and a really nice person, but I didn't have time to session with her:now I have your recommendation I'll make sure I don't miss her next time

Tia I didn't find. Do you have a description?

I am sure your chances of a good 50 euro session are higher here in Finca than in Hessen, but will be (almost) 100% when you follow the 100 euro stimulation of the girls.

TIA is a beautiful, slim brunette, cup be naturel, little asian looks, but white skin, a younger / slimmer variant of Krina (Oase) when you know her.

[Sirioja]

Thanks Optimist and Hung for your information about your girls. Maybe they will move to bigger clubs, like thin Barbie at GT or Melani white Snow at Sharks. I confirm Finca really worth to visit.

[HungUpDown]

Was wondering if anyone knows what subjects the Finca X-Area covered?

A picture line-up & roster might be useful, but would have to be very good to justify the access payment of €30.

[HungUpDown]

Sirioja,

Elli (Ro) sessioned in June, was then just 3 weeks at Finca, claimed 20 years.

1. 6 m, 45 kg, pert A. Very neat slim teen body, skinny arms but not bony, straight black medium-long hair.

Good English, but little or no German. GFE.

Usually sitting alone at bar, she seemed the smallest girl there and wore white lace finger less arm gloves (arm warmers).

Two excellent 1 hour sessions, repeat 100%.

Between those, had 2 other dull sessions:

Zoe (Hu), 1. 78 m, size 34,75/80 be firm. GND. Quite good Eng. Good fun but only average performance. Repeat 45%.

Cammara / Tammara (Bu) 1.6 m, slim size 36/38, 80. B / C slightly pendulous, blond slightly curly shoulder length. Looks: not really my type but fairly good English. Quite forward approached 4 or 5 times with small actions. Room OK but artificial moans off putting, just 20 - 25 min in room. Repeat: No.

[Craiova]

My fav at Finca was blonde, Romanian Irina. Optic a 9 and service a 9 too. Should now still on holiday but she IS a reason come back to Finca. And Finca is with return a 3 hours drive, Sharks for instance both ways around 40 minutes for me.

But line up at Finca really impressed me.

[Optimist]

Maxime, maybe I was very lucky on my two days visit, but I all my girls were on the first Zimmer 30 minutes sessions (I later repeated extended sessions) and I got their top level service from the start.That's why I was so impressed with the club

I will do a repeat visit of several days and will see what happens then.

Thanks for recommendactions of girls. Really helpful. Olga looks superb, tall, slim, blond, and a really nice person, but I didn't have time to session with her:now I have your recommendation I'll make sure I don't miss her next time

Tia I didn't find. Do you have a description?

[Sirioja]

I confirm for brunette Tia. Ro, with 1 hour in chalet.

Big thanks to Optimist for his information. Finca is a small World for the place, but casting may be better at the moment.

[Maxime]

Finca is a nice club when you are in the neighbourhood. It is a kind of mini-Oase / Sharks, so nice and clean facilities, optically a good line-up (but 40-50 girls instead of 80-100). Service of the girls in general is (a little bit) better then in Oase / Sharks, especially if you are willing to spend Euro 100 (for 60 minutes, or 30 minutes with extra) you get a more than decent service here. The big advantage (over Sharks / Oase) is that there is no annoying chasing / begging of the girls. Therefore the atmoshpere is much more relaxed, and if it is good weather you can enjoy the pool and the BBQ, if you are a little bit social together with the girls (last week was +34 Celsius and many fun in the pool going on).

Foreplay / pre-sales on the couch is not common however (in the Kino yes). If you speak with a girl or sit next to her, it will not last long for she asks "Zimmer Schatzi. ?" (Room Baby? If you don't want, no problem, but her boot program spins down and she walks away without a word going to the next. (so not much social chatting here, only if you know the girls of course).

Tia (Ro) and Olga (LT) are one of the gems (in looks and decent service), but again, if you are willing to spend 100 euro, most girls are doing well.

For the reasons above, I would prefer Finca over Sharks / Oase (and some girls do also, few ex Hessen girls present here, like Katherina (KZ)). The smaller clubs in NRW are even more relaxed (for chatting, pre-sales, etc) and in general offer better service on the room, however in these smaller clubs the looks of the girls is in general less.

[Optimist]

Sirioja

Elli is petite, very very slim, small breasts, and shoulder length black hair. Tends to sit at the bar. Skin not as tanned as most girls.A very likeable intelligent honest girl for conversation, and excellent sex. A real mixture of GFE and PSE styles. She is 25.If I could take her home with me......Also a good Romanian teacher.

Madi is petite, very very slim, very small breasts and shoulder length black hair. She has a bit of a typical gypsy face but pretty. Darkish skin colour. Often goes hunting for men.In the room she is incredibly active. On my last session with her I had to tell her to stop after 50 minutes in order to give herself a rest. She is the only girl in recent years that has kept me going for so long: normally I get bored after 20 minutes sex maximum. A tornado.A very nice girl.She is 18 or a little more


Betty is similar figure, beautiful sultry style face by conventional standards and astonishingly beautiful large natural breasts, and a bit shy.Very very sweet in the room.She is 18 I think. English and German is limited.

All are very correct sweet girls giving excellent service. The nicest run of three girls I've had in a long time.

All Romanian.

Of course my info is from beginning of July. I know Elli is still there for certain, but she goes on holiday some time in August.

[Sirioja]

Forgot to say, pay straight after each session.

Apologies to Sirioja for repeating some of what you said. Your posts are always delayed for moderating I think so it wasn't visible when I posted.

No problem, we visited same Finca, even I didn't notice Elli and Madi. Can you describe them? Even I don t plan to return soon.

[Optimist]

Forgot to say, pay straight after each session.

Apologies to Sirioja for repeating some of what you said. Your posts are always delayed for moderating I think so it wasn't visible when I posted.