FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[Optimist]

Well, I guess I might get round to reporting on the superb beauties who gave me great service at a rate of 50 euros per half hour. Or maybe, I am thinking, Sharks and Oase are much better for members.

[Optimist]

All the girls I went with had their own styles. Ruby is a 19 year old Romanian who speaks good English. Slim, but not skinny, with a curvy (this is not code for fat) rear. She is gentle and bright, with a maturity beyond her years. She rarely approaches but sits by the bar, always looking pleasant and with a lurking smile. She is (depending on your taste) beautiful. No hint of the hard eyes and 100 yard stare I see in some clubs.

I did two half hours and one hour with her. She was in no hurry to go to the room once I had introduced myself, and in the room there was no rush. I said on the first room that I would do half hour only, and this met with complete cheerfulness from her and no attempt to upsell, or look disappointed. The service was excellent, with DFK, although perhaps not the most passionate I have ever had. She was genuinely trying to give the best service possible.

So I repeated and will do so again. Her timings are very correct, being a little over rather than under the agreed time (this is almost universally true at Finca). On my one hour session I chose also to chat with her. She is very astute about her business, men, and many other things, showing great maturity and also a lightness of spirit. This added to her beauty means she is a very enjoyable companion.

No stress, no worries, everything is great with Ruby. Not PSE, nor exactly GFE, but a lovely person, good at her job. I felt almost grateful that this 19 year old beauty was willing to have sex with me, such is her gracious temperament.

Other girls I went with were also great in their differing ways.

[Optimist]

Hello Optimist, I was planning a visit to LR, after a few months of absence, next week. So, LR's line up is low? When was your last visit to LR, can you tell which girls you saw? Was Georgia there? Have you seen Sofia as a cook?

At Finca, have you seen a girl named Tamaris? Thanks.

Didn't find Tamaris, sorry.

As for LR. I think the LR lineup remains good. My comment that Finca works better for me was totally subjective. For some reason I have never really clicked at LR: my comment was a long-term viewpoint. So please don't let me put you off LR: it is a great service club with nice looking girls. I was just trying to reference a club to compare with Finca.

Your last visit to LR is much more recent than mine. I am sure you will have a good time at LR next week.

Cheers.

[KingOfBongo]

... In my mind, quality wise, a better lineup than say Living Room or Acapulco, and dare I say it, Oase and Sharks (but without the wow factor of these last two clubs and only around 25 girls, of whom half were larger than I like: for reference Betty from Sharks is my ideal size!)

Hello Optimist, I was planning a visit to LR, after a few months of absence, next week. So, LR's line up is low? When was your last visit to LR, can you tell which girls you saw? Was Georgia there? Have you seen Sofia as a cook?

At Finca, have you seen a girl named Tamaris? Thanks.

[ExpatLover]

I took up residence for several days, and quickly became accepted as part of the local family by staff and some of the most regular regulars. What I like about this club is that good service and no scamming is ubiquitous. It was great to be back in a situation where I didn't need to check service before going to the room, nor even to check the timings. When I did check timings I found that if anything I had got a bit more than I paid for. One time the girl said that she had forgotten to bring her watch into the room. And on top of this there was considerable couch time on occasions. This laid back approach does not mean the girls are not sharp as razors when it comes to making money.

In simple terms, 50 euros gets top quality service from girls who are very nice looking. This simple sentence somehow should be illuminated with neon signs

If in some ways this club is how FKKs ought to be, it does suffer from the Romanian monoculture, although there are a couple of German women working there. The Romanian culture (and I differentiate from the Romanian gypsy culture) imposes a ban on public kissing, apart from the light lip kiss, as in most clubs. I did however manage to charm a few public hugs (I was pleased: my ability to charm is normally nonexistent). Because the club is mainly for local regulars, the now common Romanian policy of non fraternisation with customers who were not going to a room, has not taken hold at this club. The girls are willing to make an effort to be polite at all times even though one can see in their eyes that sometimes their brains have moved onto the next 50 euro possibility.

Was several time there, it is mid size club, yes good service for 50 euro but for me the LU is too weak, I am looking for real beauties, natural one with great GFE, difficult to find this there most of the girls are veteran in the job, I got good mechanical sex for 50 euros but I am not looking for that, easy to find that outside the clubs.

[Optimist]

I took up residence for several days, and quickly became accepted as part of the local family by staff and some of the most regular regulars. What I like about this club is that good service and no scamming is ubiquitous. It was great to be back in a situation where I didn't need to check service before going to the room, nor even to check the timings. When I did check timings I found that if anything I had got a bit more than I paid for. One time the girl said that she had forgotten to bring her watch into the room. And on top of this there was considerable couch time on occasions. This laid back approach does not mean the girls are not sharp as razors when it comes to making money.

In simple terms, 50 euros gets top quality service from girls who are very nice looking. This simple sentence somehow should be illuminated with neon signs

If in some ways this club is how FKKs ought to be, it does suffer from the Romanian monoculture, although there are a couple of German women working there. The Romanian culture (and I differentiate from the Romanian gypsy culture) imposes a ban on public kissing, apart from the light lip kiss, as in most clubs. I did however manage to charm a few public hugs (I was pleased: my ability to charm is normally nonexistent). Because the club is mainly for local regulars, the now common Romanian policy of non fraternisation with customers who were not going to a room, has not taken hold at this club. The girls are willing to make an effort to be polite at all times even though one can see in their eyes that sometimes their brains have moved onto the next 50 euro possibility.

Another thing which surprised me was the rediscovery of the girls willing to give their version of how the club worked, on Romanian men, on girls we mutually knew in other clubs, and on the customers generally and so on. Unusually compared to some clubs recently there was no perpetual complaining about no men, no money, everything scheisse, and so on. In fact the opposite: the girls were positive.

And I ought to add that the girls approach their work in the room with (sometimes vigorous) enthusiasm, a word I use carefully. Sometimes it may be the enthusiasm of a worker wanting to do a good job, sometimes a personal enthusiam, or a mixture.

Several girls claim not to speak English. So, after wading through my execrable German and Romanian, and occasional English, I realised that they nearly all seemed to have at least minimal English. As do the house personnel, if necessary

This is emphatically not a party club. Not even like the World weekend nights, let alone Mondial and so on. Music is vacant minded mainly American miserableness.

If anybody is interested I can do a few reports on individual girls. There were probably about a dozen girls I would happily go to the room with. No supermodels, but some very attractive girls (subjective of course). In my mind, quality wise, a better lineup than say Living Room or Acapulco, and dare I say it, Oase and Sharks (but without the wow factor of these last two clubs and only around 25 girls, of whom half were larger than I like: for reference Betty from Sharks is my ideal size!)

[Optimist]

Takedown. Jessika is not a morning shift person. Kami is. Corinna is from early afternoon. There are several more girls, mainly newish, with fit bodies, but I have not made their acquaintance. More large girls than in the past.

Maria morning shift has great body but by general consensus is best left alone. By Finca standards service is poor: no kissing.

Aida gives astonishing all round service. Physically maybe not your type (and not my normal type): enhanced breasts, not skinny,.

Good luck on your driveby.

[Takedown]

Quite right. I found "Betty" at Finca and only went to Sharks in her wake. That time was perhaps a peak in Finca's lineup. I was going to add that my bulletin should have said that of course the LU cannot compare in size to Sharks, so of course the optics is much more chances. From Betty's time there is still Jessica, Kami, Corinna, and a few others. The overall look is more GND than supermodel.

If I get 75 minutes in room for 100 plus couch time with a passionate girl I will settle for the smaller lineup. I have still found no scamming here or laufhaus "suck and fuck" service.

Funny that you named the three girls who I think were the top optics on my last visit (fit bodies). I guess the club doesn't gets much turnover for new talent. Anyway, Jessica's service alone is worth a detour on my way from NRW to Hessen. All I need is 3 good service girls who are 7.5+ to make a club worth visiting. Thanks for the update on one my of my favorite "neighborhood dive bars!

[Optimist]

Betty of Sharks used to be one of the better looking girls there with perhaps 2 other girls in the same league. Is the optics standard there still the same? Or lower?

Quite right. I found "Betty" at Finca and only went to Sharks in her wake. That time was perhaps a peak in Finca's lineup. I was going to add that my bulletin should have said that of course the LU cannot compare in size to Sharks, so of course the optics is much more chances. From Betty's time there is still Jessica, Kami, Corinna, and a few others. The overall look is more GND than supermodel.

If I get 75 minutes in room for 100 plus couch time with a passionate girl I will settle for the smaller lineup. I have still found no scamming here or laufhaus "suck and fuck" service.

"Betty"makes my point. Although she has been rated as a top performer at Sharks, her performance although still very good deteriorated once she left Finca.

[Takedown]

I will do proper reports in due course. Just want to say that this club continues its high standards. For 35 euro happy hour entry I get the food and the naked lineup (daytime about 20 maximum) evening more. More importantly, for 50 euros for 30 minutes, or 60 per hour, the service usually includes kissing, DATY, and so on. No upselling or overcharging so far as I can see.

For me, as a tourist, coming here is a no brainer compared to the greedy Precious Princesses at Sharks and Oase.

Betty of Sharks used to be one of the better looking girls there with perhaps 2 other girls in the same league. Is the optics standard there still the same? Or lower?

[Optimist]

Is that true or a typo?

Oops. 100 for an hour. Thanks for pointing it out.

Too much sex for my feeble brain

[ExpatLover]

I will do proper reports in due course. Just want to say that this club continues its high standards. For 35 euro happy hour entry I get the food and the naked lineup (daytime about 20 maximum) evening more. More importantly, for 50 euros for 30 minutes, or 60 per hour, the service usually includes kissing, DATY, and so on. No upselling or overcharging so far as I can see.

For me, as a tourist, coming here is a no brainer compared to the greedy Precious Princesses at Sharks and Oase.

Same owner as World, Manhattan and FKK Leipzig with means the HA, too narrow LU for me no steam sauna, poor food, therefor a no go place for me at least.

[Shark16]

...., or 60 per hour...,

Is that true or a typo?

[Optimist]

I will do proper reports in due course. Just want to say that this club continues its high standards. For 35 euro happy hour entry I get the food and the naked lineup (daytime about 20 maximum) evening more. More importantly, for 50 euros for 30 minutes, or 60 per hour, the service usually includes kissing, DATY, and so on. No upselling or overcharging so far as I can see.

For me, as a tourist, coming here is a no brainer compared to the greedy Precious Princesses at Sharks and Oase.

[ExpatLover]

Sitting with my new buddy in one of the clubs over a drink

"Yes, this place is good but when I really am in the mood, I head up to Finca", he said. "What's Finca?", I asked.
"A club further out, you have to drive there." "Let's go".

We made plans for the next day and surely, he met me outside my place at 11:30 in his car and off we went.
Deciding to just leave aside my remaining Hessen club, I snatched this opportunity to travel out further and see this one which has occasionally been mentioned by some on the forum.
The club is in Rheinland-Pfalz, another state in Germany, in a small town known as Dierdorf where mostly trucks are passing through.

-Getting there:

Heavens knows by public transportation. You need a car to get there from Frankfurt. Takes 1 hour and 20 minutes around to reach from central Frankfurt by car.

-Layout / Facilities:

The place looks fairly small from the outside (Pic attached), but the inside is spacious enough. I would describe it as one large room, with compartments on each side, and an outside area.

You arrive inside after being buzzed in, reception in front, from which you take a right into the changing room. The girl's changing area is a room next to that of the men so you'll see the women showering in the same place. Men's toilets are through one door to the right, showers further same path to the right. Women's changing room straight ahead and the door to the left leads to the main area.

Main area: Through the door out of the changing room you'll enter the large room which the club consists of. To the left is the reception counter which you saw coming in, where you can pick up more towels, to the immediate right some stairs leading up to the kino, a more secluded spot with some nice wall paintings. The porn movies playing there I didn't find to be that arousing.

Past the staircase to the right is the dining area where food is served. The food was actually very good and served from 6 pm onwards through the night.

Straight ahead, past the wooden stage, is the round bar where the girls hang out (as well as leftwards of it, they do however sit around scattered in seats all over the main area).

At the end of the room straight ahead is the jacuzzi and sauna. Left of the alcove where the jacuzzi is located are stairs leading up to rooms and the massage area. To the right of the bar is the way leading to the lounge / smoking area from which the outdoor area with a pool is visible and accessible through a door. The lounge area has a quirky look like a mediterranean villa, and contains gambling machines and a tanning machine.

The main area was dimly lit, and decorated with Christmas stuff, including a Christmas tree and lots of red lights.

Overall, it had everything I could have asked for.

Entry is a bargain 35 euros before 2 pm. 50 euros after that. Personally I wish we had arrived after, as the 50 euro entry includes a bathrobe and free beer. Sadly they won't let you take the full entry before 2 pm so you're forced to take the discounted entry if you arrive before.

Negative bits: Women at reception were not friendly at all, slightly rude imo, and didn't even ask for feedback on my way out, but whatever, it didn't really detract from an overall good club and its value proposition.

-Girls / L-U:

The L-U I thought was fine. It numbered 20-30 today (a Tuesday) and my friend told me that several of the best-looking girls weren't there. I however found a number of good lucking girls and definitely what I needed. There are some older women in the L-U and one woman I noticed who looked more like a grandma than someone who should be in this kind of place.

Yes good premises but no steam sauna, food average low, and for me at least the LU very very bad, always the same girls around mostly veteran one so no reason for me to spend my money there, tried several times the club but will not return same owner the HA than World, Manhattan and many places in the Frankfurt RLD.