FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[Optimist]

To try to improve my pathetic LU list, I add.

Alicia (new but well known from some other clubs).
Adelina.
Bianca (I told her that my friend said she was a crook LOL).
Tamaris (from Hungary) to be avoided.
Vanessa.

[Sirioja]

New beauties on Magdalena look level? But not ashtray breathe and more sensual.

[Optimist]

I haven't been writing many reviews recently for reasons some of you guys know.

In addition I have made several FKK visits which have been uninspiring. But I returned to Finca and think it is worth reporting a bit with a first hand eye witness view

Unfortunately it is necessary to put a warning before any review. My comments are simply off the cuff subjective views (apart from the obvious facts re pricing etc).Take them with a pinch of salt.

Entry is 35 during Happy Hour. Otherwise 50 (with a 10 euro voucher towards your next entry), which unlike HH includes alcohol and a bathrobe. Parking is often full but there is a public free parking area a hundred metres further out of town. Do not park in the Norma car park next door, unless you are staying only an hour or so.

The club has been described before so I just say it is a medium size club with maybe only 30 girls maximum. There is an outdoors with a decent pool (guys who p.... in the pool not welcome). The outdoors is nothing much compared to World, but very green and relaxing.

The girls will, thankfully, approach guys but never aggressively, and are willing to spend a bit of time chatting. They are generally very relaxed and do not transmit stress like in certain clubs. They are relaxed enough to be themselves, either quiet or boisterous. They will often take themselves off to the daylight smoking areas for chat and relaxation. Overall this gives a really laid back atmosphere.Quite often a retailer of goods for working girls will be in the Lobby: this is almost the only club I have seen this recently. It is so funny to see the girls beetling out to get their stuff

Food wise there is the awful gap between 14.30 and 17,30 with only cake and fruit, and in the evening there are sometimes periods when the food runs out for a while. The quality is average FKK standard: I was told of a club just outside Bonn with 20 euro entry with much much better food, but only around 15 girls.

The clientele is definitely devoid of many tourists. Quite a few of the girls do not speak English- although they will quickly learn if they get English speakers. The men are often very welcoming and will share details of recommended girls and so on, and are happy to chat about all sorts of things. Although of course one man's poison is another man's poisson soup (ok, that is a total mess up of an old proverb for the benefit of a particular pescatarian reader). The evening clientele has more Turkish Germans, who seem to avoid the skinny girls and go for the larger bottoms. One reason I don't go to Mondial where the LU is more to the Turkish German taste, speaking in huge generalisations of course.

As for service. I went to the room many many times this trip and never once got asked to pay more than 50430, or encountered any disappointment from girls. Their reaction was always sweet and pleasant. Nor did I have any service other than the old school FKK service, including DFK (except on one occasion when I got LFK). On more than one occasion a girl responded really enthusiastically to DATY.

As for LU, there were perhaps only five skinny girls, the remainder being in an average range. Maybe about five really overweight girls.

I will report on individual girls in this club and elsewhere when I finish my trip. For obvious reasons.Some of the LU are (sorry, not very good with names)

Bibi
Delia
Denisa
Dilara
Erica
Georgina
Meggi
Ruby

So, for me a great club. But not really for foreigners who like Sharks (trying here to put some context in)

[MvuLane]

Nice report MvuLane, and glad you had a good first ever FKK experience. I did that in 2007 first time, and I think I couldn't sleep all night thinking how I was transported to heaven LOL.

Thanks and, yes, that is exactly the feeling I had at Finca. Well worth the entrance fee just for the experience!

You missed the paradise back then used to be called FKK Atlantis (was in Altenstadt).

I have only heard stories about it. And I envy those who had been there!! Then again I travel to the Philippines from time to time.

For religious sessions, I would suggest these, and call the club before you drive to them. These clubs are very honest in giving you the correct info.

1) Amira 21 at Dietzenbach.

I saw your message while on my way to FKK 40 at Dietzenbach. Too late. I decided to give it a try anyway but I had no luck: I did not have a good experience (let me write the report on Dietzenbach's forum. But I'll give it a second chance. And follow your advice!!

[Gino02]

Sunday night I went to a FKK for the very first time.

I have been living in Germany for 10+ years and I have never been to one. It's probably ISG's fault though, since the FKK section is a separate one and it is easy to only focus on brothels, red light establishments and escort services. Just kidding (but it is true I have seldom read the FKK section).

Anyway, after having decided that it was about time that I visit such an establishment, I started RTFFing the forums of the FKK in and around Frankfurt, Koln and K-Town.

My understanding is that there are:

- Very large (nicer?) establishments like Oase, Sharks, Mainhattan who charge more (the FKK and the girls) but provide a selection of 100+ girls at times. They cater mainly to an international / expat audience as well as wealthier locals.

- Smaller (and less nice?) establishments like Finca who charge less and with a smaller LU (20-40 depending on time and date). They cater mainly to locals.

- The religious establishments. They cater to religious people and to people who want to try them for the sake of checking them off their bucket list (I may be one of the latter).

Since I am a bit shy when it comes to mongering, I decided to visit a smaller / local club and Finca seemed my best option both in terms of proximity and quality.

First and foremost I should say that I was put off by many opposite descriptions of the line ups. Some said Finca had ugly, fat and old girls; others praised it had basically only young, slim pretty girls. And yet more people said it was a 50/50 balance and / or a matter of luck.

I don't know who is right but I can only say that I saw all types of girls:

- older girls (a handful).

- fatties (also a handful, but more than those above).

- short innocent (-looking) GND types, some slim some not fit but none large // my type, but only one or two around during my visit.

- slim and pretty: the "stars". Mostly in a zimmer, sitting bored on a lounge chair caressing their pussies or chatting near the theke.

- porn star types (including silicon-enhanced breasts and botox-enhanced lips).

- and finally a few girls which were neither slim not fat, neither pretty nor ugly. Average girls. The "7"s.

Frankly I think there were girls to everyone's taste with only GND types not well represented IMHO, and slim / pretty mostly unavailable (due to the fact they were often in rooms or "besetz".

I definitely do not come to establishments likes these for fatties or MILFs, but anyway those seemed to be in high demand from local (60/70 year old) guys, and mostly taking care of them on the couch in the veranda for everybody to see. Who am I to judge, and trust me I won't.

The younger patrons (30-50) took most of the porn star types and the slim / pretty ones (to the point the latter were basically just walking in and out of rooms). Both were not as easy to approach. The main difference between an FKK and a brother or an escort service being that you have to convince the girl to be with you. Most will do so just with a 1 second look in their eyes from across the room. Many prima donnas will ignore you when you say "Hello," in front of them.

Two (unattractive) girls pestered me from the moment I stepped into the club proper. One in particular, a short and definitely not fit half-Spanish half-Romanian black haired girl kept stopping whenever I walked pass her and asking to zimmer her, or buying her drinks. I ended up saying in a firm and maybe unpolite manner: "Nope. Not going to zimmer you this time or any other time I happen to be in this club". She was clearly upset and left without saying a word, but I was finally stress-free.

I had a normal entry ticket so I drank a few beers and soft drinks, chilled while I selected my prays and that was my mistake. Huge mistake. I had a huge boner for one of the GND but I wanted to keep her as my second zimmer. As I kept drafting my mental to do list, time went by and by 9 pm girls started retiring to their abodes. The GND girl was one of the first to leave. Bummer. OK. Never mind, I'll try one of the slim / pretty ones since I am here. Bummer again. By 9:30-10:00 pm they didn't show up in the main room anymore. I panicked. I was ready to choose one or two girls I didn't like just to leave without a full mag in my gun.

By 10:30 pm I settled for a girl from the last category, more a 7. 5 than a 7 in my book and very friendly as well (Luiza, from Romania). Oh well, it wasn't a bad choice after all: I liked her performance and in a last minute decision to make this moment (my first FKK FS!) somewhat memorable, I asked her if we could go to the kino upstairs, which she cheerily accepted. The kino is secluded but definitely not a zimmer: you could still hear music and patrons from the main room. I have never performed in public and maybe I'll try one of the tent or an alcove in the main room as well.

All in all, for 100 EUR + gas and a 3-hour drive (both ways) I had the chance to:

- chill in a relaxed environment: on a lounge chair, at the bar, in the garden, day beds, etc.

- swim in the swimming pool.

- stay in the jacuzzi.

- drink as much as I wanted.

- talk with the barman (Romanian, I think, but he speaks passable English).

- be sucked and fuck a pretty Romanian girl in a porn cinema.

- watch a lot of mostly pretty or at least passable naked girls, some of them sitting on bar chairs with both legs up, bare pussies in full display and usually caressing the latter like it's a normal thing to go. Please keep thinking that.

I did not (want to) try the food. I am not into German buffet food. But it did not seem to bad.

Note to self:

- Come here again, either Saturday lunchtime, or later on, or maybe Friday afternoon till the evening.

- Don't waste much time selecting and keeping up lists: go with the flow. If you want a slim / pretty primadonna. Just go talk to her and say "I want to zimmer you, let's go".

- try and come with someone. It may be boring to spend hours on end alone between zimmers.

- try sex in a less secluded area (I am not sure I'll do it in full view of others. But who knows.).

Now. If you've made it till here, I have a question for you. What's a religious club with a line up including at least one younger / shorter / prettier / slimmer girl. I do not need 5, nor 4, nor 3. I only need one (maybe two): Dietzenbach? Grinbergen? Arabella?

Nice report MvuLane, and glad you had a good first ever FKK experience. I did that in 2007 first time, and I think I couldn't sleep all night thinking how I was transported to heaven LOL. You missed the paradise back then used to be called FKK Atlantis (was in Altenstadt).

For religious sessions, I would suggest these, and call the club before you drive to them. These clubs are very honest in giving you the correct info.

1) Amira 21 at Dietzenbach.

2) Diana 21 at Grimberg.

3) Sandra 21 or Maria 30 at Bernds (both distant 3rd to thr first two above).

Don't bother Arabella for religious activities now, it has become very unpredictable. Gone are the days of Alexandra at Arabella who could almost compete head to head with Amira at Dietz.

Good luck, and looking forward to your next report.

[MvuLane]

Sunday night I went to a FKK for the very first time.

I have been living in Germany for 10+ years and I have never been to one. It's probably ISG's fault though, since the FKK section is a separate one and it is easy to only focus on brothels, red light establishments and escort services. Just kidding (but it is true I have seldom read the FKK section).

Anyway, after having decided that it was about time that I visit such an establishment, I started RTFFing the forums of the FKK in and around Frankfurt, Koln and K-Town.

My understanding is that there are:

- Very large (nicer?) establishments like Oase, Sharks, Mainhattan who charge more (the FKK and the girls) but provide a selection of 100+ girls at times. They cater mainly to an international / expat audience as well as wealthier locals.

- Smaller (and less nice?) establishments like Finca who charge less and with a smaller LU (20-40 depending on time and date). They cater mainly to locals.

- The religious establishments. They cater to religious people and to people who want to try them for the sake of checking them off their bucket list (I may be one of the latter).

Since I am a bit shy when it comes to mongering, I decided to visit a smaller / local club and Finca seemed my best option both in terms of proximity and quality.

First and foremost I should say that I was put off by many opposite descriptions of the line ups. Some said Finca had ugly, fat and old girls; others praised it had basically only young, slim pretty girls. And yet more people said it was a 50/50 balance and / or a matter of luck.

I don't know who is right but I can only say that I saw all types of girls:

- older girls (a handful).

- fatties (also a handful, but more than those above).

- short innocent (-looking) GND types, some slim some not fit but none large // my type, but only one or two around during my visit.

- slim and pretty: the "stars". Mostly in a zimmer, sitting bored on a lounge chair caressing their pussies or chatting near the theke.

- porn star types (including silicon-enhanced breasts and botox-enhanced lips).

- and finally a few girls which were neither slim not fat, neither pretty nor ugly. Average girls. The "7"s.

Frankly I think there were girls to everyone's taste with only GND types not well represented IMHO, and slim / pretty mostly unavailable (due to the fact they were often in rooms or "besetz".

I definitely do not come to establishments likes these for fatties or MILFs, but anyway those seemed to be in high demand from local (60/70 year old) guys, and mostly taking care of them on the couch in the veranda for everybody to see. Who am I to judge, and trust me I won't.

The younger patrons (30-50) took most of the porn star types and the slim / pretty ones (to the point the latter were basically just walking in and out of rooms). Both were not as easy to approach. The main difference between an FKK and a brother or an escort service being that you have to convince the girl to be with you. Most will do so just with a 1 second look in their eyes from across the room. Many prima donnas will ignore you when you say "Hello," in front of them.

Two (unattractive) girls pestered me from the moment I stepped into the club proper. One in particular, a short and definitely not fit half-Spanish half-Romanian black haired girl kept stopping whenever I walked pass her and asking to zimmer her, or buying her drinks. I ended up saying in a firm and maybe unpolite manner: "Nope. Not going to zimmer you this time or any other time I happen to be in this club". She was clearly upset and left without saying a word, but I was finally stress-free.

I had a normal entry ticket so I drank a few beers and soft drinks, chilled while I selected my prays and that was my mistake. Huge mistake. I had a huge boner for one of the GND but I wanted to keep her as my second zimmer. As I kept drafting my mental to do list, time went by and by 9 pm girls started retiring to their abodes. The GND girl was one of the first to leave. Bummer. OK. Never mind, I'll try one of the slim / pretty ones since I am here. Bummer again. By 9:30-10:00 pm they didn't show up in the main room anymore. I panicked. I was ready to choose one or two girls I didn't like just to leave without a full mag in my gun.

By 10:30 pm I settled for a girl from the last category, more a 7. 5 than a 7 in my book and very friendly as well (Luiza, from Romania). Oh well, it wasn't a bad choice after all: I liked her performance and in a last minute decision to make this moment (my first FKK FS!) somewhat memorable, I asked her if we could go to the kino upstairs, which she cheerily accepted. The kino is secluded but definitely not a zimmer: you could still hear music and patrons from the main room. I have never performed in public and maybe I'll try one of the tent or an alcove in the main room as well.

All in all, for 100 EUR + gas and a 3-hour drive (both ways) I had the chance to:

- chill in a relaxed environment: on a lounge chair, at the bar, in the garden, day beds, etc.

- swim in the swimming pool.

- stay in the jacuzzi.

- drink as much as I wanted.

- talk with the barman (Romanian, I think, but he speaks passable English).

- be sucked and fuck a pretty Romanian girl in a porn cinema.

- watch a lot of mostly pretty or at least passable naked girls, some of them sitting on bar chairs with both legs up, bare pussies in full display and usually caressing the latter like it's a normal thing to go. Please keep thinking that.

I did not (want to) try the food. I am not into German buffet food. But it did not seem to bad.

Note to self:

- Come here again, either Saturday lunchtime, or later on, or maybe Friday afternoon till the evening.

- Don't waste much time selecting and keeping up lists: go with the flow. If you want a slim / pretty primadonna. Just go talk to her and say "I want to zimmer you, let's go".

- try and come with someone. It may be boring to spend hours on end alone between zimmers.

- try sex in a less secluded area (I am not sure I'll do it in full view of others. But who knows.).

Now. If you've made it till here, I have a question for you. What's a religious club with a line up including at least one younger / shorter / prettier / slimmer girl. I do not need 5, nor 4, nor 3. I only need one (maybe two): Dietzenbach? Grinbergen? Arabella?

[Sirioja]

Much better diner, I liked potatoes, pastas and tomatoes even pork and chicken were not exceptional, than so average casting. No new Deniz or Magdalena or Amanda level, Aicha less attractive, only Rubi improved for look and lovely. Also ex Eva LR, one more who left and many now at GT. She was my best LR 2019 performer, not a model but the only one I repeated and fire in bed. She is with a blond with beautiful natural tits but average face. Finca is not on Vatertag level. For fans, very slim Erika.

[ExpatLover]

The food quality is definitively lower than in LR.

Yes right for me the food is quite poor.

[BigBuddy69]

The food quality is definitively lower than in LR.

[Sirioja]

If this is Eva ex LR I think about, girls are leaving LR, but high potential in bed for Finca, with Aicha. Not a club for models even Aicha is close, but some pretty started at Finca. Breakfast is not bad for me with fruit juices and yogurts, foods are also higher than LR and can compete with GT, for 35 before 2 pm. Also good jacuzzi. Outside swimming pool is too cold.

[Gino02]

At least the girls and the customers respect the prices here, no 100/30 min and 150/60 min. I strongly suggest to all the upselling lovers to stay in Sharks / Oase and so on and to not come here and destroy the pricing system.

Even though one lone Asian was trying take a peek when I was with Erika at the semi-public bed, I doubt that too many over paying Asians or other tourists will venture out this far to Finca as most of these tourists either take taxis or public transportation to get to Oase or Sharks, not many venture to drive on autobahn. Hopefully those who do, like me, will also respect the German pricing standards.

[LaBambaBoy]

Have you tried Selena 19 yo Rom at Finca, with only one little musical note neck tattoo hidden under her hair? A slim beautiful natural girl real sweetheart, probably will stop this job and go back to music college in next few weeks.

Another really nice girl there is Erika #1 Rom 22, who I originally thought would be a bad session, but man I was so wrong! 😁.

I think Sharks or Oase has much higher percentages of ugly girls with cellulites and tattoos than Finca at the moment, but of course that can change in just a few days. Even though nobody tried to upsell to me at Sharks, it was a major pain in the ass and boner killer at Oase in my last few visits.

I plan a return day in a couple months, so we will see. Danisa and Erica were lovely, but I cannot remember the name of the lovely young Ro who rocked my world incredibly. Long hair, good English, has a number of chihuahuas. I forgot her name but I shall never forget her face.

[Gino02]

Yeah, I hear you. I *loved* Finca when I was there, because of the vibe, the prices, and the very lovely ladies. Bu the girls, while beautiful, are more varied than a place like Sharks, and have much more of a GND feel. If someone's idea is to pick a model with an unreal tight body to fuck from a sea of unreal model bodies, Finca is probably not going to be what they are looking for.

I love Finca for what it is, but it is what it is, no problem with that.

Have you tried Selena 19 yo Rom at Finca, with only one little musical note neck tattoo hidden under her hair? A slim beautiful natural girl real sweetheart, probably will stop this job and go back to music college in next few weeks.

Another really nice girl there is Erika #1 Rom 22, who I originally thought would be a bad session, but man I was so wrong! 😁.

I think Sharks or Oase has much higher percentages of ugly girls with cellulites and tattoos than Finca at the moment, but of course that can change in just a few days. Even though nobody tried to upsell to me at Sharks, it was a major pain in the ass and boner killer at Oase in my last few visits.

[LaBambaBoy]

I am bemused at the concerted campaign to raise Finca to the rank of top club in Germany. I would have expected a lot more detail to back up such claims. Anyway, I like Finca as I have previously reported.

Yeah, I hear you. I *loved* Finca when I was there, because of the vibe, the prices, and the very lovely ladies. Bu the girls, while beautiful, are more varied than a place like Sharks, and have much more of a GND feel. If someone's idea is to pick a model with an unreal tight body to fuck from a sea of unreal model bodies, Finca is probably not going to be what they are looking for.

I love Finca for what it is, but it is what it is, no problem with that.

[Sirioja]

I am bemused at the concerted campaign to raise Finca to the rank of top club in Germany. I would have expected a lot more detail to back up such claims. Anyway, I like Finca as I have previously reported.

Depend on what you look for? Not bad to be touched dick under towel or kissed in lounge or for AO sex, but not sure the best level for chic with charm beauties. Amanda was less attractive at Sharks than at Finca, but true not better casting at Sharks, or Oase at the moment.