FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[Craiova]

YY, LR, and I do Aca at night. Also, PHG, VV, but haven't been as of late. So, if you've done many circuits around, you'd understand. So, don't assume things if you don't know squat.

I live in Germany (close to Frankfurt) and next to P4 P I've have done many works in NRW in more than 30 years, so I know the distance quite well.

BTW where do you live and how often are you in Germany?

[PussyLiccker]

YY, LR, and I do Aca at night. Also, PHG, VV, but haven't been as of late. So, if you've done many circuits around, you'd understand. So, don't assume things if you don't know squat.

[Craiova]

I dunno about others, but for me, it's about location. How far out other clubs are. I like having alternatives around in case I bail.

Yep therefore avoid GT in Brüggen bc no alternative around.

[Pistons]

I agree on location being very important. But if I had lived in Germany and had a car, I wouldn't call dortmund or even stuttgart too far away. 2 hours by car is fine. But since I dont live there and dont have a car available, it narrows the location down a bit...

[PussyLiccker]

I dunno about others, but for me, it's about location. How far out other clubs are. I like having alternatives around in case I bail. Too distant and PSR falls on the same relm.

This is why Artemis has not gotten much visits from me. High entry, sole club is a crapshoot for me. With this, and last few avg to below visits, it club became a lot less attractive.

In terms of location, similarly for SixSens. Being distanced creates much time wasted if I bail out to another club.

Similarly for smaller venues on the East of Duss around Dortmund. If F39 was closer to Duss with their specials, I would visit more.

H7 was attractive due to location and free early entry, and at least free breakfast if I don't run into a girl of interest.

Anyway, a lot of decisions fall under many considerations. Day, time, specials, location, # of girls, optiks, services. I always rent a ride so I'm flexable in that respect.

Timing as well. I can coordinate discount specials and timing at the NRW fine. Aca works out low entry happy hr at night. Mondial is low entry any time, and I tend to do a late night stop.

Stuttgart is location. Munich is too far from NRW Hesse area. Although I like to check it out one day. I like to try new places.

[Pistons]

The location of this club right between frankfurt and cologne is perfect. In a motor country like Germany with lots of tourists using cars, I find it strange how this place doesn't have more reviews. Any reason for that? Also, if you take a train, its smack in between the two power regions. And looking at their website, the ambience looks quite good as well.

[Sirioja]

After a very average casting at Aca on Thursday and average at Sharks on Friday, discovery of Finca. Happy hours 35 before 2 pm, 50 after. Had good breakfast, good time in the nice garden with swimming pool, under hot sun. Good 1 hour chalet with brunette Tia. Ro, I enjoyed drinking her cyprine and how she was wet on body during our sport. But my friend wanted to change, so returned to LR and we were right, there, Larissa was my lovely sunshine in the night.

Jacuzzi, massage, inside at Finca. Outside swimming pool. Sex in public upstairs and I think can be possible in the garden. Nice, 9 years old, small club, in Dierdorf, close to Koblenz.

[Sirioja]

On this sunny morning, summer arrived in FKK land, on my way from Velbert to Darmstadt, pit stop in Dierdorf. Too early, wished girls to make sweet dreams far from FKK. Beautiful garden with swimming pool. Happy hours 35€ .

I have to discover, many stars started at Finca.

[Jim57]

@ Jim57 : you may have spotted me, at one point I was reading an Amazon Kindle on a sofa next to the cinema. Did you notice Fabiana? She was a "blond" Rumanian with curly hair and an upturned nose, at least 1 m75 tall. One of the best-looking girls I've ever sessioned in an FKK. I sessioned her twice, the second time in the room with the gynecologist's chair. Food was a let-down, all contaminated with onions. Parking is often a hassle at Finca, they made me move my car because a supply lorry was expected to service the Norma convenience store next door. The real problem with this FKK is finding a proper hotel nearby. I bungled the hotel reservation in a big way this time, confusing "Urbar with "Urbach" and ending up 40 km away from the FKK instead of the 15 I'd planned for. Note that like many FKKs, this one comes into its own during the summer when you can eat some crisps and grilled chops beside the pool.

So was it your car registration that was called out as I was in the middle of my first session? They told me when I arrived that I wouldn't be able to move the car until 6. I was planning to stay until after that anyway so no problem. I like onions and the ones they had with the chicken were nicely spiced with pepper too so I enjoyed the food. Yes I saw you reading the kindle. Personally I wouldn't be able to concentrate on reading with near naked ladies walking past!

[XXL]

@ Jim57 : you may have spotted me, at one point I was reading an Amazon Kindle on a sofa next to the cinema. Did you notice Fabiana? She was a "blond" Rumanian with curly hair and an upturned nose, at least 1 m75 tall. One of the best-looking girls I've ever sessioned in an FKK. I sessioned her twice, the second time in the room with the gynecologist's chair. Food was a let-down, all contaminated with onions. Parking is often a hassle at Finca, they made me move my car because a supply lorry was expected to service the Norma convenience store next door. The real problem with this FKK is finding a proper hotel nearby. I bungled the hotel reservation in a big way this time, confusing "Urbar with "Urbach" and ending up 40 km away from the FKK instead of the 15 I'd planned for. Note that like many FKKs, this one comes into its own during the summer when you can eat some crisps and grilled chops beside the pool.

[Jim57]

So my original plan for today was to go to Sharks. But motivated by the fact that I had a fairly long drive yesterday to Oase & back to my hotel I decided on the way back last night that I would try for somewhere closer. I had considered stopping at Finca a couple of times in the past but as it is the nearest FKK to where I'm staying I plumped for there.

Arrived at 1. 45 so got the happy hour rate of 35 E. First impression was that club looked okay, but maybe was a bit tired and could do with a refurbishment. Locker room / changing area cramped as people have said below. And on the important bit, LU didn't look too spectacular! Also it was dessous day. If I'd known that I probably would have gone elsewhere.

Spoke to a few girls and none really hit the mark. Wasn't in any hurry though. Eventually Sandie came and sat beside me at the bar. Nice chat but wasn't sure about her. She headed off. After a few minutes I thought well there isn't much else so lets see where Sandie went. Found her eating in the buffet area. Sat down with her and said I was in no hurry but when she was finished eating come see me at the bar.

As I was sitting at the bar waiting I could see girls arriving. A posse of young Romanians turned up. The ones I normally go for. Oh no I thought I've made a mistake. How wrong I was!

After a few minutes Sandie joind me and we were off to the room. The best 30 miniute session I've ever had! Fantastic! Small, natural girl. No tattoos and just one piercing on her belly button. Beautiful A cups. Did I say beautiful? As nice a pair as I've ever seen. Slim girl with a delicious firm butt. She's from Germany, not that that's important. Great BBBJ, DFK, DATY, brief cowgirl and then some doggy. I haven't shagged so hard since I was about 20!

Needed plenty of recovery time after that! Had a sauna and lay down close to the jacuzzi. Almost fell asleep but kept on being interupted by one persistent girl asking me to fuck her. Not my type so I kept saying later maybe and she kept saying I like you please fuck me I haven't had a fuck today. She was never getting one from me! Thankfully I saw her heading off to a room a couple of times later.

Had some food. It was so good I went back for more. That plus the bacon & egg I had earlier & all the drinks & coffee probably would have cost me 35 E or more elsewhere so value for money was had.

Wasn't sure I had the stamina for another session but I had my eye on two girls. Both of them headed off to a room with a guy for a threesome (bet he had a good time!) so decided to go with Sandie again. Another great session. Lots more of the same but without the powerful climax that left me legless earlier. Extended the ssession as Sandie asked for a massage. She got a lot of pleasure from this and didn't want me to stop. Frankly I didn't want to either! Loved rubbing my hands all over her lovely body.

Pretty decent day.

[Tommyseville]

Tommy, too little info. Need more details..

My apologies, PL. I definitely was vague about many things in my report. Please let me rectify those omissions.

1. When I said the shower water got really really cold and then really really hot, I really really meant the temperature ranged from a low of 300 degrees Kelvin to 312 degrees Kelvin. However that precision could be limited by my single sample shower; had I fucked more girls, I would have had more showers and thus more temperature samples.

2. I did not exhaust the full list of languages that Mirella may have been conversant in--I neglected to attempt Laplander, Chocktaw, FORTRAN, or Dothraki, unfortunately. I will do better next time, although I can report that when my dick was in her mouth every word she uttered sounded like "mmmugh, uurrrph, mmmaaagh".

3. I was unable to determine whether the menu options included choices for those on gluten-free or vegan diets--I believe you could make a sizable repast from the salads alone but otherwise such folks will be out of luck. That plus the tasty Dierdorf tap water will provide plenty of energy for sessions, I'm sure.

[PussyLiccker]

Tommy, too little info. Need more details.

A magazine rack held old back issues of Flex and MuscleMag, and I thought it funny to have a rack of magazines touting beefy oiled musclemen instead of hot chicks. After going through a bunch of them I felt like I should go to the gym and lift, having stuck merely to a more primeval regimen of pelvic thrusts and involuntary kegel contractions for the past few days. Good thing they don't have contests and magazines for aficionados of such exercises.

I saw the muscle magazines too. That was pretty darn weird. Reminded me of how out of shape I was. Perhaps a motivator for us to hit the gym.

[Tommyseville]

TR FKK Finca Erotica Dierdorf.

Sunday, late September 2015.

Poststrasse 20.

Dierdorf, Germany.

INTRODUCTION.

I had been interested in checking out Finca for years; it had a reputation on the boards for a good out-of-the way FKK to visit, and because I was going to be traveling along the A3 anyway up to DUS, I'd might as well check it out to break up the journey.

GETTING THERE.

Dierdorf seems to be far away from everything--even after you exit the autobahn you have a fairly long drive along a forested road to get to the town itself. Once there it is easy to find the club--just turn right onto Poststrasse, drive up the hill; the club is right next to the small supermarket.

INTRODUCTION.

I parked in a marked space in front--there were about 5 cars or so there already when I arrived at 1130. Buzzed in and was greeted at the check in window by a guy, which I don't think I have ever seen in an FKK. Behind him I could see that the front desk extended out into the club and towels were neatly arranged on shelves behind him, carefully folded so the embroidered Finca Erotica logo was visible when stacked.

Paid 35 EUR for happy hour entry; you tell the guy your shoe size and he gives you a locker with the slippers already in there. This is a little contrary to the usual Germany efficiency--wouldn't it be better to alternate big guys / little guys because there isn't much space in that locker room?

The girls locker room adjoins the mens, so when that door is open you get a good look at the girls undressing from their street clothes and getting all primped up and ready. The usual push showers run really really hot or really really cold; the plumbing in this place must be pretty old.

There are money lockers just inside the club entrance from the locker room, but I never saw anyone use them, and my key didn't fit that lock anyway. So I just kept my wallet and phone in the big locker--there was so much traffic in that locker room anyway where I don't think anyone could try any break-ins.

CLUB.

Inside the club is as you see in the photos on their website, albeit much darker than expected. I could barely see until my eyes adjusted; I saw several nice young naked girls but couldn't make out their faces that well. Light streams in from the large glass panes looking out onto the garden--lots of guys and girls hung out there smoking. I don't think smoking was allowed elsewhere in the club.

I went immediately to the breakfast buffet and loaded up on food. My shitty out of date hotel near the DUS airport was going to charge 19 EUR for breakfast, and I think I did better at Finca, with scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, yogurt and muesli, and so on. Plus dinner later I think I ate up 35 EUR worth of food and drink. I was happy with this FKK visit already.

I sat in the bright sunny smoking lounge for a while and tried to ignore the smoke as best I could. A magazine rack held old back issues of Flex and MuscleMag, and I thought it funny to have a rack of magazines touting beefy oiled musclemen instead of hot chicks. After going through a bunch of them I felt like I should go to the gym and lift, having stuck merely to a more primeval regimen of pelvic thrusts and involuntary kegel contractions for the past few days. Good thing they don't have contests and magazines for aficionados of such exercises.

Corrina, the skinny one of the girls I saw earlier came by and I chatted with her for a while. In the bright sunlight her nose was too prominent but her body still looked great, all lean and toned and tan. I used my "I just ate, I need to rest first just like if I was swimming" excuse and shooed her away.

Angie, the Alyssa Milano-esque bartender, was hustling around getting drinks for guys and girls and washing dishes and glasses in the interim. I got black tea and green tea, and when I asked for still water later, she just got me some from the bar sink tap. I noticed that when girls got any drink, she would punch a hole in a card, but only punched holes in guys' cards when they ordered alcoholic drinks.

I took my time scoping out the girls before sessioning. PL likened the lineup to a mini World, and I concur, except that I haven't been to World in quite some time. Yet there was a sizable Romanian contingent of course, a couple of pneumatic blondes here and there, and a sparrow flock of dark haired spinner girls. I had first categorized such girls as "sparrows" during my 2008 visit to World (http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...939#post746939. ), where I would always see a clutch of Rom / Bulg dark haired petite types diving and swooping upon reclining male patrons--here in this mini-World club, the same was true.

I walked upstairs to the kino--nothing going on in there, but this tall skinny older blonde with enormous bolt-ONS came up the stairs to try to strike a deal. Natasha had an amazing man-made body. But I don't go for the Barbie types, even though this lady's proportions were actually quite close to Mattel's fantastical sex action figure.

I met a couple of girls at the bar. Annabella was friendly and flirty, purposely rubbing her big natural tit against my arm as we talked. Rebecca had a more Nordic look than the other sparrows, but wasn't really floating my boat either.

I finally got the urge in mid afternoon, and having distilled my to-do list down to one of the sparrows, decided instead to go grab this forlorn-looking girl sitting by herself at the bar. Mirella she had a slight resemblance to one of my former coworkers, perhaps mixed with Cher Bono. But her body was all fresh and young and unmarked by tattoos, which was a nice change of pace.

During our little interview at the bar I was surprised to hear she didn't speak any German or English. I started second-guessing my pick. "Um, how about Espanol? Francais? Nihongo? Putonqua?" Nope to all of them. I wasn't about to try Klingon. But the call of the dick was there anyway, and so I said "Zimmer?" which she understood fully.

MIRELLA Ro.

19 years old, tattoo-free. Speaks no Deutsch or English.

She got a room assigned to us at the front desk, and it was kind of weird walking up there--we went upstairs and then through the massage room while a guy was getting his massage by the older Thai lady. I had already gotten a boner during my interview downstairs, and so it was weird walking through there while the guy was having his massage. At least there was enough space to walk by the massage table where I didn't worry about poking the guy in the eye or something.

The room we got had a window overlooking the roof, and Mirella opened it to get fresh air, and I kept the drapes open for more light. For not being able to communicate we had an OK session; I was able to direct her with what I liked blowjob and position-wise even though we couldn't chat. Mirella was receptive to DFK and we did a lot of that during mish. She seemed to understand the word "doggy" which must be right up there on the United Nations list of universal communication words, like "auto" and "OK". I was getting a little worried I wasn't going to be able to come again--this was day 3 of a multi-day tour and although I waited until the afternoon this was taking a bit long. Sure felt good anyway though. With the light from the window I was enjoying the visuals of her pussy lips gripping my cock with each thrust, especially when we moved to stand-up doggy.

My legs started getting tired (maybe I need to pay more attention to the workout magazines mentioned earlier) and so I said let's switch to you on top. She immediately, and rather surprisingly, got into a full-on cowgirl squat mode, posting both palms flat on my chest for support and then started pounding me from that position. Almost painful how hard her pussy was smacking against my pubic bone. Like, "oh yeah? Let's see how you can take it big boy". My eyes got wide, hers did too with a look of determined concentration. And then I popped--despite her lack of experience and newbie nature she had some skills.

Paid her 50 EUR from my clothes locker amongst all the guys changing and girls walking in and out. Like Grand Central Station there, except everyone was naked.

In the afternoon they put out loaf cakes, kind of like Sara Lee pound cakes but in different flavors; I tried the chocolate and blueberry and they tasted more off-the-shelf than local bakery. But still a nice refresher after my session.

I hung out outside for a long time; the single TV playing Bundesliga was on the back wall of the food area, so you'd have to turn your back on viewing naked girls to watch. The smoking lounge was nice and bright and you could check out the girls better, but the smoke was just too much--some guys whipped out Cohibas and others had these vape-looking things, and it started getting to me.

Outside was a little chilly, especially wearing just a towel and with another towel over my shoulders, but the air was fresh and you could still see into the smoking lounge enough to have some interesting young things to look at.

That garden must be pretty fun during the summertime--there were a couple of fuck huts and shaded cabana lounges like Oase's, and a prefab wood shed like the ones at the Hornbach parking lot next to Sharks with food implements inside. They probably do a good BBQ there. I noticed a couple of dog-sized figures of a warthog and a tiger half-hiding in the evergreen windbreak, almost like bowhunting targets. On the other side of the windbreak, you could hear the neighing of horses and at times riders trotting their horses off to some trail or something. So civilized.

Back there you would also hear sounds from the couple of fuck rooms just adjoining the smoking lounge / food area. One guy opened his window when he got in there with his girl and it was a cacophony of her moans "oh oh oh" and finally this loud grunting shout from the guy--which hilariously garnered a small smattering of applause from the smoking lounge folks. I sensed a lot of these patrons were regulars and were quite comfortable with each other.

After it got cold I hung out on a sofa near the front desk; this was good for watching the interactions with couples returning from sessions, as they would have to check back in with the desk to let them know the room was free. Enough light streamed in from the checking desk and the foyer to the outside so I could see quite well. Most girls would come back looking pretty ridden hard, sometimes with a slight sheen of sweat, hair pulled back into a ponytail and with their towel wrapped around their waist or held demurely in front of their genitals. A bonus was that girls would come up to the desk right in front of a lighted part of the counter, so that their leg / thigh gap and pussy mounds would be nicely lit up. Good spot.

Across from me on another sofa sat a dark gray tabby cat, idly grooming itself. I think this would be the only self-licking pussy I have ever seen in an FKK. I saw this cat earlier waiting at the door to the garden for a patron to let it in or out. But here it reigned on its sofa near the entry, perhaps enjoying the view as much as I was.

Some girls came by and introduced themselves, but I was really rethinking my plans for the afternoon and evening. I had thought I'd bail early in the afternoon and make my way to Sharks, having reserved a room near the airport for that night. But I didn't think I would have many more cums in me, much less at all, and so I thought more about sticking around for dinner at Finca and maybe finding someone to have session number two.

Lying there on the sofa I realized that the music was quite different than the other FKKs I visited; mostly German pop and African-American or German rap. Which was odd--I think the entirety of the patronage was German, with maybe a couple of Turkish guys and myself as the lone American. Which would explain the popularity of the German pop (think Aerosmith or Foreigner but with German lyrics) but I didn't quite get the rap music. Somehow this seemed like a club where the artists of such music would not be welcome, like in those early Tiger Woods ads where he'd say there are golf clubs that wouldn't let him in to play.

I kept an eye on the food area and once a queue formed I jumped up from my sofa and got in line. Food was good--not as many steam tray choices as Sharks perhaps, but hearty and tasty. The tables had all been staked out by the regulars ahead of the dinnertime, and so I ate first back at my sofa, then at the bar alongside Annabella.

Once fed I considered staying and doing another session, but with the waning light and an hour-plus drive south I thought it better to just get going. Turned out to be a good idea--there was so much construction traffic on the A3, even though it was Sunday, that I arrived at my airport hotel frazzled and ready for a big beer in the hotel bar.

SUMMARY.

I would visit Finca again on my way to / from Dusseldorf and the Ruhrpott. The happy hour entry would be ideal for landing at FRA, picking up a car, and then stopping at Finca for brunch and a session before continuing north. The lineup was good, not great, but superior to PSR the day before.

GIRLS I MET / DID*.

CORRINA super skinny big nose 28.

TAMARA dyed blond bulg fireplug.

REBECCA dirty blond 25 fancy braid long ponytail.

NATASHA tall blonde huge bolt ONS slim.

*MIRELLA 19 Ro no German no English no tats.

ANNABELLA MILF big naturals.

ARTEMISSA half ro half hu looks Mexican.

NATALIA skinny ro small tits squinty eyes.

GIRLS I SAW.

Token asian girl.

Another skinny ro with bow tats back thighs.

Pretty blondie with tat on side of torso.

THEME SONG FOR TRIP.

Every trip I end up with a theme song, usually a catchy tune that I hear at least once in ever club, while driving around, and in random stores or at the hotels.

Theme Song this trip:

Lost Frequencies / Easton Corbin. Are You With Me (Original Mix).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fn6W5yyjBk

https://www.youtube.com/embed/6fn6W5yyjBk

FOOD.

Breakfast.

Scrambled and boiled eggs.

Bacon and sausage.

Cold cuts.

Yogurts, juice, milch in the small fridge.

Fruit.

Muesli and corn flakes.

Breads and rolls.

Better than the 19 swill at my outdated DUS airport hotel.

Dinner.

Pork loin in gravy.

Croquettes.

Chicken breast Taiwan (is this a pre-unification German "Asian" thing, like "Toast Hawaii".

Costco steamed veggies with butter.

Salads.

Chocolate pudding.

[PussyLiccker]

Got here before 2 for the happy hour entry. LU not bad, but no hot babes or stunners either. The types of girls reminds me of the ones you'd find at World and Sharks. More toward World. Atmosphere is similar feel to World yet smaller sized club. One big area with a rounded bar with a dining area on the side. Corner entey to a separated smoking area.

Breakfast was good variety with cooked omette, boiled eggs, bacon, sausage, deli meats, yogurts, and breads. For drinks, orange and granini juice, and milk.

Size of the LU is about the same as Mainhattan. Clientel middle aged to older Germans mostly. Similar feel to Hessen clubs so the girl approach is the same.

It seems to be a club for locals, didn't notice anybody stood out to be a tourist. So, the service seems to be kept to to the regular standards. I've talked to couple Germans there and they told me they like the club and made a comparison to Oase they pointed out being a tourist club and not what it used to be. They prefer Sharks.

What is interesting is that few girls approached they proposed, not me, kissing and balls licking. Also, you can take girls to Kino and do some prezimmer play. Kino is up the stairs.

Girls bodies and hights vary. Avg seems to be about 170. There are some big tited girls. Couple I noticed dee cups, but not too slim. One of them might have the raised. Couple silicones too. Two or three really thin types. Thee shorter types. Overall A cups not common. Bees and cees. So small tits are rare.

Avg age of girls Id say 24. 20 to 26, with two that are a lot older I think.

I believe pretty much all Ro, but I did meet one Hungarian a regular confirmed and a German.