FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[Marlow]

@ breadman, you've got hands, take it off yourself! no girl stays 'dressed' in the room. The last thing she wants is a man's jizz on her prized piece of underwear. Those tell tale white stains?
a propos of nothing - heard this at Finca. A guy has greatest fuck of his life, wild, brains blown to bits. Afterwards neither of them can find the condom, vanished. Guy gets dressed and goes home. Wife asks him what's that condom doing stuck to your shirt? Quick as flash he answers, those guys at McDonalds, things they do!

[Breadman]

I was eagerly anticipating revisiting this club after 2 great trips...halfway thru my time at the club i was trying to figure out how to get out of my second nights hotel booking and get to something better. A handful of cuties there...but just that...a handful. and all wearing clothing. i know dessous day and all, but the one cutie was wearing one of those braziers...and im pretty sure she never took it off, not even in the room. was thinking of trying her out until the thought occured to me of another guys jizz getting between her breasts...and staying there until she finished for the night.

Still have hopes for this club though...just not on a thursday.

[Everhard]

If you are a sex tourist they will switch right back to transaction mode, so you better make up a believable story to why you are in Dierdorf of all the places in the world... You need to hustle the hustler so to speak.

[Johnny Z]

Glad you enjoyed Finca!

Your conversation with that Polish chick also points out the difference between the tourist oriented transactional clubs and the out of the way clubs which have to rely on a local clientele and have to go into a relationship mode.

Again, one more argument to get off the beaten tourist path and concentrate on the smaller clubs.

That's a good point, Jackyo. Finca Erotica was not only the first stop on my trip, but in fact the first FKK I ever visited. My impression was already much different in retrospect that it was when I was there, after four visits to other clubs.

Not that I didn't enjoy my first time there anyway, but I really should visit Finca again. What you say makes sense but wasn't apparent when I had no experience.

[Marlow]

....it maybe an exaggeration but like all such statements a large element of truth. Finca has a high number of regulars whose advice is usually sound. So once a girl gets a bad note, she is generally avoided. Unlike the Frankfurt clubs where 'Timmy tourist' is an easy picking. I'm quite happy for Finca to be off the beaten track - though how a club five minutes from the A3 is on this forum so regarded is a mystery - because I'd hate to see it spoiled as I think Bernd's has become, not quite the Bennidorm of sex but getting that way.

[Everhard]

She said if one of the girls got a bad rep in Finca, she would starve to death.

I have my doubts about utopian statements like this one. Almost certainly it was C2's Darina I did one year ago (scroll down the thread) and was immensely disappointed with. One way to recognise her is that she walks around with the towel in one hand, as if she was a bully in the boys dressing room back in school ready to slap (traumatised flashback for me lol )

To me her friend do not look similar enough to be her sister, but who knows... Anyway I did her too the same day so the sister restriction must be new or BS.

[Sky Ryder]

Yes, I know I am really sorry about the name thing! I wrote them down so I would remember and then lost the paper. One more reason to rely on the "CrackBerry"...lol
I should get some leeway, 4 clubs three days, 8 girls. I am old...a 286 in a duo-core world!
Thanks for the help and I will do better next time!

Sky

[Jackyo]

Glad you enjoyed Finca!

Your conversation with that Polish chick also points out the difference between the tourist oriented transactional clubs and the out of the way clubs which have to rely on a local clientele and have to go into a relationship mode.

Again, one more argument to get off the beaten tourist path and concentrate on the smaller clubs.

Names, dude, names! They are essential otherwise you are describing a session with a generic chick with a generic look somewhere.

[Sky Ryder]

With a lot of thanks to one of the more prolific posters and senior members on this board, I found Finca last week. After the less than enjoyable outcome at Palace the day before, this was a real treat. I don' t think there were more the 8-10 ladies when I came out of the shower, but they were all (save one) very doable. I had a drink sat for a few minutes and enjoyed the place. My only disappointment was that it had recently rained and the girls weren't interested in going outside. I really enjoy the sessions in the outdoor cabanas or louge chairs, but it was a little chilly. I spoke with a Polish lady for a while and she inquired if it was my first trip to a FKK. I told her no, but my first to this one and it had come highly recommended. She aksed where I had been, and I told her. She told me (like the member that recommended Finca) that they relied on repeat customers, so the ladies tended to be a little more responsive to the individual clients. She said if one of the girls got a bad rep in Finca, she would starve to death. She also said that she didn't think many of the Palace ladies would do well in "her" club. I suspect it would really depend on the girl, but he point was well taken. We chatted for a bit and wound up in the cine, and next thing I know her tongue is down my throat and shortly thereafter, we retired to the upstairs room for a great, slow, how much can I make you wait, careful you don't explode session. Afterwards we talked for a while and she said I needed to rest up and then try one of the other girls, but made me promise that I would always do her first when I returned. I asked for a recommendation, but she politely declined and said it was better if I explored on my own. I did find a blonde with a great ass and big smile, that looked great bent over.
One thing that is really nice here is the women are women. I have been in Asia for a while , so I enjoy women that are big enough I don't have to worry about splitting them wide open.( This is metaphorically speaking of course, but you get my meaning).
I wish I could remember the ladies names, but I won't forget the faces. This is a must do, when you want something a little less glitzy, but no less enjoyable. Thanks for the recommendation!

Sky

[Creature2]

Hey, Creature, great reports on a wide variety of clubs. How can you manage that range of travel in such a short time?

But you went in July - where were those reports when I was planning my trip in early August?

Just kidding, the reports were interesting and mean more to me now that I've gone myself. Good info for future travels.

Sorry for the late reporting,
There were a summer rush at the office.
I will try to publish August trip faster than that.

Cheers,
C2

[Johnny Z]

Hey, Creature, great reports on a wide variety of clubs. How can you manage that range of travel in such a short time?

But you went in July - where were those reports when I was planning my trip in early August?

Just kidding, the reports were interesting and mean more to me now that I've gone myself. Good info for future travels.

[Creature2]

14th of July, Monday, Finca Erotica, (this is a well pending report)

After my fast Sunday (two clubs in a row – Golden Time and Living Room combination), I picked up Travelerb69 from his hotel at 12 am. We had more than 120 km to reach to Finca Erotica and if we achieve to enter the club before 2 pm, we will have a reduced 30 Euro entry price, instead of 50. We reached there by ease at 1.30 pm. GPS works fine for that club. Actually, I had intention to do this club in my next tours, from Frankfurt to Dusseldorf or vice versa. Because it is located just in the middle of the way and very close to A3 autobahn, but it did happened that day and I do not regret for that. I devoted that Monday to Finca instead of Villa Vertigo. Travelerb69 told me he started a boycott for not going to Villa because of the photographer issue. I donno that issue into details but I support the privacy of the customers so Villa can wait until next summer.

The Club

The entrance and locker room is small but cleaner than Oase. Inside, the meeting area and bar is wide open. The kino and massage saloon is upstairs, Sauna and whirpool is on the same floor as the bar area. Outside, there is a big garden with some wooden huts, and an enough big outside swimming pool (not heated, so you should be bold to dive in, I did once), approximately the same size of World’s outside pool but much smaller than Oase’s. There are enough chair and chezlongs to take sunbath. It should be nice to see all the naked beauties of the club naked on the stairs outside, but it is so stange, they don’t go out to sunbath such Oase girls do. This is a pity though.

The day we hit there, it was a Monday, so it was a dead day for mongering. The numbers of the girls are between 10 to 15 and reaching maximum 20 during the whole day. Some more experimented people told us this numbers exceeds to 40 girls during Friday and Saturday. The present line-up was ok but not at a level of GT or Oase. There were some few German 9+ but there are also some young charming Roumanian or attractive MILFs.

After having sunbathing at the pool, I met a young brunette at the bar, she crossed and blocked my road. She was from Chezh Republic, her name is Darina. The only language she had, seems was Chezh, her English was worse than mine so we had some difficulties to communicate. I asked her whether she likes kissing, she didn’t got. Another girl made some translation for us. Anyway, we went to a session, I felt I should give her a try but it was a failure.

Darina, Chezh, Dark brunette
Body: 8/10
Look: 9/10
DFK: none, only shallow kisses 3/10
BBBJ: 5/10
Sex: 6/10
Damage: 50 Euro
Time in the room: 26’

As the weather was sunny, I chosed one of the outside wooden hut but it wasn’t that comfortable, and there were some spiders inside the hut. Darina was an inexperienced young sweet girl. She doesn’t know how to kiss, she doesn’t know how give head or how to fuck. I was a bit disappointed to take her.

When I had Darina, we find out that the other ISG comrades are sessionning with another girl from Chezh Republic, N…... . She reminds me of Darina. Their looks and even their boots and their hair colors were similar, and they hang out together with Darina. We soon discovered that N….. (I won’t release her name in order to keep respect to her privacy) was the big sister of Darina. All of four ISG members sessioned with her in a row, including IPM and Travelerb69, so I was intrigued. I approached her politely in order to say maybe I would be interested in a session with her. But before I requested something, she clarified the case; “You gone to room with my sister. Sorry, I don’t go with the customers who already take my sister”. Ok. I had some rejections in real world, I can also handle rejections in FKK world. She was polite and I was polite. But there were a question mark I had in my mind; beforehand, we had asked Darina whether she goes to rooms with her sister, she said yes. Either Darina didn’t get the question or N…. was manipulating the situation.

Later on, Travelerb69 recommended a Russian girl named Natalya and he said I will appreciate her GFE. He had both N….. and Natalia in a row and he can compare both girls. She says she is also as good as N….. in the bed and she does everything. So he introduced me to Natalya.

Natalya, Russian, Dark brunette, long straight hairs
1.75 m
Body: 7/10
Look: 7/10
DFK: 9,5/10
BBBJ: 9/10
Sex: 9,5/10
GFE: 10/10
Damage: 50 Euro
Time in the room: 38’
Will repeat: Yes, definitely

She is a very sweet and smiling young lady. She is from Moscow. Even she is not as hot as some other super model type Russian girls, she is very attractive and very charming, she is a positive mannered girl. We had lots of fun in the room. The majority of our time in the room passed by DFK kissing, hugging and she BBBJ’ing me. Then we had also a long and relaxed sex, she KO and later on, I reached my climax inside her. We were very intimate in the room. After I finished, even we have passed normal 30 minutes, we didn’t get out the room. We stayed a bit longer inside, hugged and embraced and laid over the bed. Even after the session, when we crossed, we always smiled and waved hands to each others showing that our intimacy still continuing. I should repeat this girl again (and I did it on my next travel in August).

This night, we split from IPM and his two comrades. They were continuing to big Hessen clubs such as Oase and World. We, Travelerb69 and I, quite the contrary, we returned to our base Dusseldorf to discover some other clubs on the surrounding area. But as a conclusion, I liked this small club of Finca Erotica. As it is on the midway from Dusseldorf to Frankfurt, and it is very close to A3, it is easy to make a stopover and relax. The name of the club is sexy and mysterious, I liked the facilities, the small line-up and I even had some intimate moments with Natalya. I should create an opportunity to return this club soon.


Next day, our adventure continues in FKK Freude 39…

[Johnny Z]

Jackyo, as I've already said a couple times, thanks to you and your fellow posters for helping me make this the most memorable (sex) experience of my life.

Actually, there will be five parts to my reports. Yes, five trips in six nights. I also submitted my first trip to Bernd's but haven't seen it appear yet, and I just submitted my report on World.

I suppose I'll put an overall summary at the end, but for now let me say I'm still not sure I can believe the I-came-seven-times-tonight reports, when they add another four cums at a different place the next night, continuing for five straight days. LOL. Yet I would never have believed that I'd visit 5 clubs and fuck 10 women in six days either (not that I came every time). Not when I was 21, and surely not as a 54-year old guy.

What a time, what a rush, I'm still on Cloud Nine. In fact, I've had sex twice since I've been back. I can't get over this, but I don't want to.

Cheers - JZ

[Jackyo]

This goes straight to the Reports of Distinction thread!

Glad you enjoyed this club. As I and a bunch of other guys have written before, its physical set up is like that of an Olive Garden restaurant. It has the same decor.

The women just need to serve breadsticks and eat-all-you-can salads.

There are two shifts at this club with the second shift coming in in the early evening so you can spend all day here. There are women who come in later in the evening too.

As to where they come from, I wonder. Its in the middle of nowhere. The next large Gemeinde is Koblenz. I can't imagine that is much going on in Koblenz.

Great club. Hard to imagine how its at all managed by the same folks who run World but they do.

So you think visiting three clubs in a week is too much? I'm not that far away from you in age and when I am there I try and make the most of it with at least one club a day.

Try visiting a PT and having a dozen sessions per day. Now that is a workout.

[Johnny Z]

Hello, fellow adventurers, I just got back from my whirlwind tour of Germany. Even though I’m an older gentleman (54), it was my very first chance to visit the FKK clubs. As of a year ago I didn’t even know they existed, despite having been to Germany many times. In the afterglow of enthusiasm, I decided to post a travelogue of reports similar to what I’ve seen. To relive the memories for myself but also, I hope, provide some information others will find useful.

Looking at what I wrote below, I do apologize for the length, but hey, it was my fist time ever. The other parts will be more concise.

I spent all of last Wednesday night flying from the US and went to FRA through Atlanta (Delta), which meant I got there quite early in the morning. Too early to check in to the hotel, so I did the normal thing (for me) and took off to see something. About an hour later I was in the Nahe region visiting wineries, including Schloss Wallhausen of Prinz Salm (the prince was in! Or rather the next one, his son Constantin). The Nahe is a beautiful region – recommended. Even with that, a nice late lunch at a Weinstube, and then a 2 hour drive to Limburg where I chose to stay on this trip, it was just late afternoon. Logic and my original plan would dictate touring a bit more and then crashing for 10 hours or so to recover. But I was so keyed up about visiting a club for the first time I decided to see how I’d feel after a couple hour nap.

Well, I was so excited I didn’t nap much, but decided to take the plunge. I picked Finca Erotica because it was the closest one on my list. I set the TomTom (which Avis gave me for my bottom-class rental car, so cheap you can’t get a navigation system) for the address and I was there in about a half hour. By the way, a trip last year to Europe was the first time I’d ever used a GPS system, and I will never again go without one. I cannot imagine how I would have made it to all these clubs in the middle of nowhere without it. All my life learning of reading maps and developing a great sense of direction down the drain! For any of you considering whether to get one to help you find clubs, and everything else on your trip, do it.

I walked in the door and paid my 50 Euros. The usual deal (towel, shoes, facilities, food and non-alcoholic drinks). My description has to be in light of my subsequent experiences (parts II-V of this monologue), because my initial impression was, what a strange yet non-descript place. An overgrown house with a strange layout. Of course, part of that was wondering, what am I doing here, how does this really work, is this what a "brothel" should look like? How will I react, is this for me? But after comparing to the others (Bernd’s, Oase, World) I can say it’s a pretty good layout, decent rooms, a Kino – although it was playing some of the most horrendous porn I’ve seen, this same clip over and over of a fat, ugly woman with messily unshaved pussy being serviced by a non-descript guy – nice outdoor area with pool, adequate bar, and clean. A mid-level place or beyond, I’d say.

Eventually I started to get over my sense of being out of place and I started to look at the women. Clearly, this is a place where they are told not to bother the customers. I didn’t realize how much difference that made until I encountered the more aggressive atmosphere of World and Oase, but there are advantages and disadvantages to each. Probably much better for my first time as I had plenty of time to look and reflect.

I started talking with Cheyenne, a pretty young lady with an exotic look. I couldn’t place it, but she said she had a German father and Thai mother. That was the surprise, instead of a small, delicate girl she was tall (taller than my 5’10") and solid. Not fat, but no tiny flower. Nice and firm B-cups, enough tummy to appreciate, some flesh on the hips, long and straight dark hair with highlights. She looked to still be on the young side, 25-35, and she was an engaging and unthreatening conversationalist (my German is good). Some of you might know her from Samya in Cologne, as she stated she worked there for a couple years and it was only her second day at Finca.

Eventually I got up the nerve to ask her for a session, and I specified 1 hour so I could acclimate. That would be 100 Euros, same rates as every other place I visited. I was so nervous! She started me off with an extremely pleasant BBBJ, but I was already sweating, which often happens when I’m nervous. I even started to lose it, so I turned around on her for some daty. She took that like a pro and gave every indication of enjoying it, becoming wetter and wetter. Then we started fucking in every position imaginable. Now I was sweating hard, poor girl. In the room we chose there was a padded sex chair in the corner with supports to spread her legs and we even went over there. She knew what it was but seemed genuinely unsure as to how to use it. I thought it was cool but she found it uncomfortable.

Back to bed for some more fucking, but I eventually realized I was too nervous to finish this time. No fault of Cheyenne, overall I found her attractive, talented and positive. I explained it was my first time in a club (something she found much more surprising than the chair! ) and in truth I was tired and jet-lagged. Oh, well.

At that point I took a shower and considered going home, but I reminded myself this was all new to me, so I decided to stick around and observe. At Finca on this Thursday evening, there were maybe 20 ladies. They ranged from a few young ones (looking 20-25) to some who looked well in their 40’s. A number of them were pretty but around half were just average. You know, a woman who you would find attractive if you saw her in normal life, but below average in a setting where women are trying to entice you. The older ones did look pretty experienced and dedicated, though. Thursday is Dessous-Tag at Finca, and it’s interesting, some of the women wore outfits which really accentuated their positives, and others had on underwear which looked like they just put on the first thing they pulled out of the drawer. I compared notes with a nice fellow from the Munich area who was a semi-regular and kept looking.

Eventually I noticed a girl who had spent most of the evening on the stairs between the main floor and the kino upstairs. She hadn’t made much of an impression on me because of her stringy hair. It wasn’t dirty, just that style, but I don’t find it attractive. However, the only others who had attracted me were a small group of girls who didn’t speak much German (Rumanians? ), and I didn’t want to mess with that. This was Luna, who told me she was half German and half French. Could be, although the accent didn’t seem right.

Once I started to talk with Luna, I could see she had a true hard body. A stomach like a brick wall, when she flexed it, and she seemed delighted to show it off. When she relaxed her stomach, it was cushy soft. Her legs were like iron, she has to be a dancer. Her "styled" hair was colored light and dark blond, she has an attractive but not striking face, she is about 5’5" and just firm all over. She was more aggressive with me than Cheyenne, but I was intrigued (and, see above, still unfulfilled). Off to the room we went (for a half hour, 50 Euros).

Luna had a gently yet persistent style to her BBBJ which I enjoyed for a while. She tolerated daty but wasn’t really into it. I decided to go for another round of fucking. Like the first time, I was still nervous, but this time Luna enveloped me in a pussy as tight as her body is firm. Really a delight, among the tightest I’ve experienced, and she used her muscle tone to enhance the experience. We moved around, and I was still sweating and struggling a bit, but eventually she was on her back with her legs up in a V. I was pounding away with that pussy squeezing me hard and I started to think, maybe THIS is what it’s about. Whatever, she got me over the hump and I started to pound harder. All the excitement of this strange new environment, fucking a second girl on the same night (something I’d never done! ), my frustrations from the first time, it all came together in a powerful orgasm which Luna could obviously feel and which she extended to what seemed like dozens of contractions by squeezing me hard.

I was hooked. What an environment, what great opportunities. My original plan of "pushing it" by visiting maybe three clubs in a week was out the window. I talked with a couple guys from Holland as I was showering and, like many of you, they liked Bernd’s a lot. So, I decided, off to Bernd’s, because tomorrow was Friday and it’s not open on the weekend. That’s part II (and IV).

Overall, I left with a good impression of Finca. Decent and clean facilities, an unpressured atmosphere, a wide range of women, but I think most guys would find more than one they like. Regarding my experiences, I liked Cheyenne a lot and she was good to play with, whereas Luna was a bit more aggressive yet is hard and tight. Both recommended.

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