FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[Optimist]

Marlow - they will not refuse, but if you offer a 50E note and look like a gormless foreigner then change may not be forthcoming unless you ask. No complicated story, just that - from repeated experience

[Marlow]

@Shiatsu - could you explain exactly what you mean? What were the repeated occasions? I think you are either trying to swing a big one, or misunderstood what they might have been telling you. Finca never refuse the happy hour tariff, and what's more if you go in the happy hour and leave and tell them 'I'll be back' (on the day that is) they will happily keep your number for you. So a little more enlightenment please, dear Shiatsu.

[Optimist]

The website says there is a reduced price in Happy Hour periods. Be warned that on repeated occasions the front desk will charge you full price and not give you the reduction of 20E unless you ask

This kind of rip-off is so stupid when otherwise it is a very pleasant club with a good "family" atmosphere

[Jackyo]

Does anyone here bring a flashlight with?

I have a small pocket one which I bring with me because I've left things behind in dark changing rooms.

The darkest of them all is the one at PT Wagenfeld (otherwise known as Dolce Vita).

I think I've already told my story about leaving my passport behind at the valuables locker at Oase once.

[Everhard]

We all must guard against the mistake of canning a whole club based on the negative experience we have with only one or two girls there.

That is true. Nevertheless my verdict of Average is an aggregated assessment based on three visits.

As for lighting: almost every club has the same lighting issues...

Would you care to expand on that?
IMO good lighting (from the girls view) can be found at Palace or Oase. As long as we are talking German FKK, the same darkness as in Finca I think I've only experienced at Coocoon. Though darkness is only part of the problem because the lighting itself is so bad. For instance, there are some fridges that radiate strip light. If you've ever looked close at a girl(-friend) in strip light, you know what I mean...

Shame you can't remember the name. Could have saved me some grief. :-)

She won't be hard to miss if you just watch out - which I didn't. Czech girl. A name, shot in the dark - Galenia.

[Marlow]

....sorry mate, didn't recognise you! Can't agree about the mens' locker room being in half light, otherwise how do you know what notes you are handing over if it's that bad? Or check you handy to see if your alibi still holds?
Yes, there are some bottom feeders in the club especially at this time of year. But July and August are never the best months to go deep muff diving. Not the season for it......
My advice in descending order of merit (to anyone who cares for it) is as always - avoid the cruisers, avoid those wearing fuck-me shoes, avoid tattooed ladies, watch a man's expression as he leaves the room, and if you can his expression as he hands over the dosh by his locker (this is a real litmus test), avoid girls who obviously are taking no interest in proceedings, avoid those who wander around with a towel around them.
There are diamonds at Finca, you have to search for them.

[Toscana]

I too am pretty sure you pay for the alcohol drinks, that's right, but they have a full selection. Prices? No idea.

Everhard, of course you will always run the risk of a dud. I've had them there too (Görgeshausen actually), as in every other club too. I can remember a Pole and a dreadful Romanian. The bad sessions are however fairly rare at this club, and the ones I suffered disappeared quickly. In a way it's a pity you didn't opt to discuss with management, because they seem to listen, and it would at least have drawn their attention to a potential problem. But I know it's difficult to decide what to do in the actual situation. It's a shame when it puts you in a bad mood, I agree.

Agree on the lighting 100%. It's stupid. Even the men's changing room was in almost total darkness. Not that anyone was particularly interested in seeing how beautiful I am. But you'll see they've rectified that.

Shame you can't remember the name. Could have saved me some grief. :-)

[Ortos]

I'd like to add some comments. I've been here three times. IMO the only thing that is really positive is the happy hour entrance. Most girls are good girls. After my 2nd visit I thought this place really good. I scored some good ones without even looking for it. They just sort of landed in my lap. I sobered up on my last visit though. Immediately upon entering I was approached by a girl that asked about going to a room within minutes. Long dark hair. If there is any truth in this, she won't be long lived. I can't imagine how she is supposed to get even one repeat customer. She kept swimming like a shark the whole evening, but not many men took the bait. Me, she put in a bad mood for the rest of the evening. At least I learned to never ever let my guard down. From now on I'll have to treat every place like Palace!

A negative thing in Finca is the artificial light-arrangement. It simply doesn't make the best out of the girls. For all I know, the girls here might be as beautiful as in Oase, but in this light I'll never know.

We all must guard against the mistake of canning a whole club based on the negative experience we have with only one or two girls there. For FKK clubs: Does one bad apple, really spoil the whole basket, one must ask? Personally, I have often found that my own bad choice is to blame for my dud-session, not the club per se, but that is just my own expereince...

As for lighting: almost every club has the same lighting issues...

Ortos

[Everhard]

I'd like to add some comments. I've been here three times. IMO the only thing that is really positive is the happy hour entrance. Most girls are good girls. After my 2nd visit I thought this place really good. I scored some good ones without even looking for it. They just sort of landed in my lap. I sobered up on my last visit though. Immediately upon entering I was approached by a girl that asked about going to a room within minutes. In any other club I'd be on my guard for this, but hey
1 This is Finca, no sharks here
2 The girl was Czech
3 Her kissing was not bad
In the room I got suspicious. She asked ½hour or hour. I said, let's wait and see. I can decide later? No, she wanted to know rigth then... So basically I was left with two choices. ½hour, or walk out of the room and expect a discussion with management with end result still paying 50€. I chose the former. A very short and shitty experience. The supply of kissing totally vanished in the room. Her name was Ga-something, with 3 syllables. Long dark hair.

The girls know they cannot cut corners here.

If there is any truth in this, she won't be long lived. I can't imagine how she is supposed to get even one repeat customer. She kept swimming like a shark the whole evening, but not many men took the bait. Me, she put in a bad mood for the rest of the evening. At least I learned to never ever let my guard down. From now on I'll have to treat every place like Palace!

A negative thing in Finca is the artificial light-arrangement. It simply doesn't make the best out of the girls. For all I know, the girls here might be as beautiful as in Oase, but in this light I'll never know.

booze is included, both beer and a selection of hard stuff

Mahaba, is this really first hand experience? The only booze I've seen served required a ticket bought at the reception.

In all, I think Finca is average in every respect, nothing really good and nothing really bad. Hardly worth a de-tour unless you're driving A3 with some hours to spare.

[Marlow]

Toscana has it pretty much on the nail (so to speak) in his description of Finca. It's a bit like the curate's egg - good in parts. Generally speaking, avoid the German girls who are usually drafted in from Cologne or Frankfurt to make up the numbers. They don't like going there too much and prefer the sausage machines where dicks are processed on an industrial scale. Germans are sniffy about Finca because it is in Westerwald, and Germans universally look down on folk from this region as retards and neanderthals. So when a girl has to 'pleasure' a westerwald opa (granddad) the rictus grin on her face tells you all. So don't pay too much attention to the german forums. But as you hunks on this site are clearly not in this catagory you can be the boon companion to the girls delighted to see you.
What's good about the club? Well, its pace is slower, more friendly and as Toscana shows when you score big, you score very big. It does have a lot of regulars. What's bad? there are days when it is best to concentrate on the tan and wave them away.
Evenings is a different crowd. Evenings is when single guys go there for a drink and socialising, often in groups of two or three. Once saw a party of seven arrive, yes all French. Evening action starts around ten pm when happy hour kicks in again. and the girls are more in to having fun, as they have made their money for the day.

[Toscana]

Interesting. Yes, I know her. She wasn't at Finca last week. She'd be a welcome addition if that's still true.

[Hunter105]

Ortos,

But if no one from ISG wants to go there, Mahaba and I will happily enjoy and report on our own.... It'll be our pleasure. :-) :-)

Some weeks ago I met a girl with the name "Echo" at Samya in Cologne. She told me that she is more often at Finca. Do you know whether she is at Finca in the moment?

I think in an earlier mail you mentioned that you also met her.

Thanks

Hunter

[Toscana]

Ortos,

I've not been to Finca in the evening, but the old club at Görg. was often emptier after 20.00. One of the girls at Finca this time confirmed that it can be busier in the afternoon. It's probably no reason to avoid the club though. You will get good service in my estimation.

Good to see confirmation about Gabriela from Mahaba. :-)

The French have discovered Finca now. See their forums. That's usually a good sign in my experience. But if no one from ISG wants to go there, Mahaba and I will happily enjoy and report on our own.... It'll be our pleasure. :-) :-)

[Mahaba]

Based on previous reports, I visited Finca Erotica this past Sunday. I think the place is a good choice. The girls are friendly, the service is good, and if your not driving, booze is included, both beer and a selection of hard stuff.

Theres even a supermarket next door, so if your wife is the open-minded liberal type, she can shop while you rent.

Its a unique place, likely not suited to someone who swears by FKK Palace or FKK World. However, I found the place laid back and relaxng.

I spent some time with Roxanne from Poland and Gabriella from Brazil. Roxanne was good, while Gabriella was great.

Finca Erotica should be a stop on anyones FKK tour.

Have fun.

[Ortos]

Thanks, Toscana, for another superbly written report full of details and conveying the atmosphere there...

What a shame that you seem to be the only one visiting this place, or at least visiting it and writing on it! I strongly favour a look inside myself now, having read your reports. If I remember, it is fairly easy to drive to off the A3, right?

You mention that it is more of an afternoon/evening club. Does this mean that if one enters at, say, 20.00, the number of girls dwindles as you approach midnight? Just curious what time most of the girls check in and check out there.

Anyway, thanks a mill for this view into FE...

Ortos