FKK Club Sylt - Nürnberg

[Jackyo]

Thought I'd see what there is to dig up on clubs which aren't visited much but now have their own threads.

This one is by Klausimausi from the RF and its not really new but someone might want to read it just the same.

Things don't start out right when the first line of post reads: Sylt kannst du vergessen.

As the Germans say, naja.

Sylt kannst du vergessen, habe ich letzte Woche mal wieder probiert, hätte ich aber lieber bleiben lassen sollen.
Ich war um 11.50 Uhr der erste Gast. Prima dachte ich mir, alle noch frisch und gut drauf. Aber es waren lediglich 4 Hühner da. Zum einen Vio aus Hannover, die ja bereits zum Inventar gehört, küßt aber nicht. Dann eine ganz süße Polin mit Namen Sarah, küßt aber nicht. Und zwei Mädels, die mir nicht gefielen, eine davon schwarz, was überhaupt nicht mein Ding ist. Um 14.00 erschien Ebru, auch schon seit ca. 6 Jahren da. Ich hatte aber überhaupt keine Lust mich von ihr abzocken zu lassen, was ja häufig passiert. Außerdem kommt sie jetzt langsam in die Jahre und kriegt einen dicken Arsch. Also nach zwei Saunagängen um 15.30 Uhr ungepoppt wieder abgehaut.
Zweimal sauniert, zwei Tassen Kaffee, zwei Mineralwasser, eine Bockwurst: macht 60.--. Man gönnt sich ja sonst nix!

Fazit: He arrived at 11:50 and was the first guest. He thought, hey great. There were, however, only four chicks. Vio from Hannover and Sarah from Poland didn't kiss. The other two he didn't find attractive: one was black and she was just not his thing. At 14:00 hours Ebru showed up. She's been there for six years but he's been burned by her before (ripped off, meine ich) and he didn't want to take that chance. The years have not been good to her and her ass is just huge. After visiting the sauna twice, he left at 15:30 hours. So for 60 Euros he visited the sauna twice, had two cups of coffe, two Mineralwassers and a Bockwurst.

So here is another club south of the Weisswurstaequator which doesn't meet the standards further north.

[Wever]

Well coming from Frankfurt, I knew it is different than the Palace.

It was not the first time I came her and I knew the Sylt has a nice bar and 'living' room. A big of a dead theatre and a TV room.

Well most of the evening I watched football. I got completely turned of by the girls that bluntly asked 'you need some company'.

Even the Turkish girl (her name escaped right now) had this attitude. Last year and the year before we had gone to a room together and that was really nice and affective from her side. So I told her to wait a little. A second time I was ready as well and we went to a room. Well I thought I was with a robot. What a disillusion especially after I thought I knew the girl. Later a regular told me that her performance went down in the last 8 months.

After this I thought of going home, had a drink and watched a match. Then a tall blond long haired entered the room and asked if she could sit next to me. We started to talk and after she complained about a light headache I gave her a massage. She laid herself to rest with her warm tall body. We talked at least for half an hour before she started to rub my tommy. And I already had decided to go with her. She told me that she would give me a special treatment if I come for an hour (150€). I know, stupid but was so hot that I agreed. A very very nice hour though, but worth the 150€? No.

She was a Polish girl, spoke English and told me that she was only doing this to pay her study. She would only stay 1 month which would mean that she now returned to Poland.

In short if I ever come back to Nürnberg I will not visit the Sylt again.

It was a very disappointing experience and I have the idea that it went down and down in the last few years (it is the third year I visited the Sylt).

[Admin]

Lichtenfelser Str. 2 90427 NÜRNBERG
Phone: 0911-306130 (answering mach.), 0911-306116
Open: daily 12am-4am
Homepage: http://www.fkk-sylt.de
Entrance: 60€
Prices: 50€/30min