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[Otari]

Except of Ageless City and Manila Are there any places on Luzon that you can recommend?

[Otari]

Blacklisted, Thankyou.

For diving / fucking the # 1 Place IS DAVAO CITY!

Are there any places on Luzon that you can recommend for this?

[Otari]

I'm going fist time to Philippines therefore I have some newbie stupid questions:

• Do in Philippines the bar fine include the full price for the girl? If yes is there a difference between ST and LT bar fine or you have to pay always LT bar fine even if you like to be with a girl for 2-3 hours only? What is an average bar fine and do the girls expect always a tip?

• If you pay everything upfront how you can ensure the quality of the service (I used to pay always after for P4P)? How much is an average tip for a good service?

• Is the P4P scene mostly bars or there are good all included massages (oil, soap, nuru) as well?

Cheers

[Blacklisted]

The diving action in Davao is typically around Samal. The dive boats run out of Sosa Pier, which is only minutes away from the centre of town, and the typical trip to a decent site is about 30-45 minutes. Usually, we take a dive, then go over to a beach somewhere on Samal for a picnic lunch, then back on the boat, have another dive and head home. It's a nice day and, depending on water clarity, the dives are decent but not world class. Most of the big pelagic life is long gone from the bay, but there are some excellent walls, decent tropicals, and thus some good drift diving at about 20-30 meters. The dives are easy to arrange and DS' suggestion is a good one. Alternatively, there are at least three dive shops around the pier-Carabao, Wind and Wave are two-that run dive trips several times a week and will be happy to hook you up. There are also a couple of wrecks just off the Pearl Farm, and you can make arrangements through the dive shops to take a look at these as well.

GE.

Thanks GE for the helpful reply. Sounds like it should be well worth a trip in the future to check it out. Guess Sabang is something of a special place as I consider both the diving and the who. Ring to be world class.

Cheers!

[Dragon Slayer]

Great Muta,

Consulting is good as pointed out here. If you have the skills, Money Managing and Financial Consulting is great as it' allows you to do a lot of work online. I do NOT recommend my Profession as I incur several periods of time where I am stuck in my home City for Client Meetings. But I do have several periods during the Year when I can get away, like now, and continue working online and via telephone. Got a call at dawn today from A Client in the US. Missed call as phone was charging on a table, Returned the call over breakfast in the MP Continental Club. Nothing to it!

Dragon Slayer

[Ebauche]

Hey DS, what is the best job to have for a monger in your opinion?

Consulting or global sourcing/supply chain/supplier development.

[GoodEnough]

The diving action in Davao is typically around Samal. The dive boats run out of Sosa Pier, which is only minutes away from the centre of town, and the typical trip to a decent site is about 30-45 minutes. Usually, we take a dive, then go over to a beach somewhere on Samal for a picnic lunch, then back on the boat, have another dive and head home. It's a nice day and, depending on water clarity, the dives are decent but not world class. Most of the big pelagic life is long gone from the bay, but there are some excellent walls, decent tropicals, and thus some good drift diving at about 20-30 meters. The dives are easy to arrange and DS' suggestion is a good one. Alternatively, there are at least three dive shops around the pier-Carabao, Wind and Wave are two-that run dive trips several times a week and will be happy to hook you up. There are also a couple of wrecks just off the Pearl Farm, and you can make arrangements through the dive shops to take a look at these as well.

GE.

Thanks DS. If I could ask one more question. Assume other readers will also be interested in this info.

Does Davao have a similar situation to Sabang where one can dive in the day and who. Re in the night? In Sabang you can basically get up in the morning, eat breakfast with your girl, kiss goodbye and jog down to the boat. I'm guessing there must be other similar locations. Sounds like Davao is a bit more of a big city situation where the diving is farther away from the action. Unless I am mistaken.

Any other keen divers have any advice on this?

Thanks!

[Blacklisted]

Blacklisted, Thankyou.

For diving / fucking the # 1 Place IS DAVAO CITY! Simply drop by De Bonte Koe Restaurant (Henny's) on Rizal St, Habana Compound right acrss from Metrobank on Rizal St and in back of the Club, Chico's. Henny will give you the best dive site info. He often arranges dive trips on Saturday / Sunday mornings for a small fee if there is interest. Henny runs a diving instruction school for PADI Certification.

Dragon Slayer

Thanks DS. If I could ask one more question. Assume other readers will also be interested in this info.

Does Davao have a similar situation to Sabang where one can dive in the day and who. Re in the night? In Sabang you can basically get up in the morning, eat breakfast with your girl, kiss goodbye and jog down to the boat. I'm guessing there must be other similar locations. Sounds like Davao is a bit more of a big city situation where the diving is farther away from the action. Unless I am mistaken.

Any other keen divers have any advice on this?

Thanks!

[Great Muta]

Hey DS, what is the best job to have for a monger in your opinion?

[Dragon Slayer]

Blacklisted, Thankyou.

For diving / fucking the # 1 Place IS DAVAO CITY! Simply drop by De Bonte Koe Restaurant (Henny's) on Rizal St, Habana Compound right acrss from Metrobank on Rizal St and in back of the Club, Chico's. Henny will give you the best dive site info. He often arranges dive trips on Saturday / Sunday mornings for a small fee if there is interest. Henny runs a diving instruction school for PADI Certification.

When I got certified, it involved 16 long weeks, twice weekly for four hours / night in a freezing cold YMCA swimming pool back when I was 16. After getting certified I did not do any diving for a few years due to my parents and family Physicial flay out refusing to permit me. In Henny's Course you train daily for a week, get tested / certified and then embark on your initial dive with him in the ocean water.

In Cebu the diving is done on Mactan Island where there aremany dive places and resorts offering scuba diving. Mactan is full of Japanese and Taiwanese Families vacationing. I do not enjoy this environment with a lady. Perhaps I will bring some of my children here one day.

Dragon Slayer

[Blacklisted]

Hey Guys and Special Hey to DS,

Congrats on the well maintained forum and great info. Have been enjoying reading the advice and exploits immensely.

I've been to Phils a fair few times, but have limited myself to the Puerto Galera area mainly, with a couple of trips to AC. I feel it's time to expand my footprint and thought I'd check with you for some advice.

What I love about Sabang in PG is the combination of diving all day and shagging all night. It seems very rare!

Wondered if you know of any other places that have a similar state of play you would recommend for a look?

I've read here that Cebu is quite good, but that the dive sites are a way away from the play areas. Could you also comment on that?

Thanks kindly in advance and keep up the great work!

-Blacklisted

[Dragon Slayer]

Guys,

On way to airport to Cebu I had the taxi cruise Burgos St and I got out to purchase viagra from the street guys. First slimeball, reaky of bad breath and body odor and appeared to be half monkey. He told me the "price had gone up". I told hi Goodbye. Had the taxi go a block down and I was beseiged by another group of stret hustlers. I paid P 1000 for five (5) four packs of 100 mg viagra. More than in prior trips when I always paid this for seven four packs and once for nide (9). But I was in a taxi which had me at a disadvantage. They knew I needed it and that I as in a hurry.

Next time I will hangout on the Street and take my time. But I was in Makati only for the weekend and I wanted to get down to Cebu. Anxious to spend time with ALL my children here and also some of the Mommies.

Dragon Slayer

[Dragon Slayer]

Great Muta,

Welcome to "Cougar Town". I know it well. As a young, extremely fit, tall, slender ballpayer and martial arts practitioner I was more or less mediocre with the ladies. Why you as Grasshopper? Simple! I was MUCH TOO FUCKING SHE! A goofy looking wimp in my college fraternity who never played any sport, smoked two packs of cigs daily and did more than his share of drugs referred to often as "a sexually deprived muscle". No fat anywhere on my body and arms and shoulders that should have impressed most women immensely (and a huge cock but who's asking?). I just had little in the way of balls and little nerve. ANd beautiful, black women hung around the ballplayers, all of whom were black, save for Dragon Slayer. And I would have cut off my left nut for one of these beautiful ladies. I also had the only car and was constantly lending it out to my black pals and driving them and their black ladies to places. But my balls were in the closet or someplace.

All I had to do was say,"would you like to have dinner with me tonight?" to one of these black beauties. If she said no I could try the next. The guys were NOT limiting themselves to black girls and my black roommate and the other guys needed my perimeter shooting and rebounding (needed my car even more).

Today, I am a hell of a lot older but I have balls the size of Godzillas. Bigger! I approach any woman I like and who the fuck cares! Just skip ones with husbands or boyfriends. Still leaves millions more.

My advice to Great Muta is to first, STOP TELLING THEM YOUR AGE! If necessary, tell them you are 30 and look young. When I was 30 I was getting asked for I'd (drinking age is 21). More than a few ladies told me they did not want a "baby" (Old (itches can fuck themselves; work the "walking cadavers" with limp dicks!). When asked my age today I say whatever comes to mind. Could be 42 or 45 or whatever. If some girl does not like what she hears I move on to the next.

I tend to avoid women in late 30's and 40's as they tend to carry a Load of Hatred for Men and "more baggage than an overloaded 747". But I have to admit they FUCK LIKE DEMONS. Read my Posts on the Davao Board here back in July / August 2007; I was fucking ol Cyber Mike's Lady in Davao; 42 with huge tits, cute face and a "body to die for". And she was a GREAT FUCK! For three + years Cyber Asshole (Mike) had been carryong on an Internet Romance with her. She managed to get him to send her P 10, 000 / Mo ($200 US then; $235 US today) No real sex ever! No cybersex even. Just him chatting with her online for an hour 3-4 times a week in an internet cafe. I met her when she was chatting ol Mike as I stopped into the Net Cafe. She blew me an hour later back at the Marco Polo.

Mike had to be married as both GoodEnough and I concluded. He lived outside Houston, Texas. Telephoned "Big Tits" every day at 10:00AM and 10:00PM Phil Time. As GE stated: "he calls her when he arrives at work and before he goes home. He was supposedly the Controller (chief Accountant) at an Auto Dealership. Long hours and a large salary come with this job. Kept telling "Big Tits" he just could not get to the Phils. As long as P10, 000 showed up each month Big Tits could fucking care less.

One evening she was on me in my room at the Marco Polo, riding my dick like she belonged in the rodeo back in Cyber Mike's Houston, Texas. She was moaning and wailing, her huge tits flopping in the wind. I was hanging on to those "huge puppies" as Big Tits was really working Trousersaurus Rex for all her was worth. It was getting close to 10:00PM, ol Mike's calling time. She was waailing outloud and I could see the clock on the desk as I held her huge knockers. I tld her she could "feel free to take Mike"s call; no need to stop fucking or keep silent on my account". She actually thought seriously about this. A real dick inside her is what she wanted. So long as Mike sent his 10, 000 pesos he could call once a year for all she cared. But Mike would text, threatening to kill himself (I saw a few of these insane texts) when she missed his call.

She told me I might start laughing and Mike would hear it. I told her to tell him that was her tv that her daughter's were watching. Reality was she knew she could not stop wailing outloud so long as my "giant lizard" was inside her. So she began massaging my balls to make me cum inside her sooner. She ended up still missing Mike's call due to her orgasm. Yes, Mike texted her that she was killing him and he would die! When she showed it to me, I laughed so hard I nearly fell over.

Dragon Slaye

[Dragon Slayer]

Great Muta,

Thankyou for posting your comments here. Good to have you Onboard.

Guys,

On this Situation with Married FIlipinas, the REAL PROBLEM occurs when you 1) get involved with a Woman.

Who is married (in the Phils Separated does NOT mean Shit!) from a well to do Family or married into a well to do.

Family and 2) you get her pregnant. What should you do? My advice would be to get on a plane back Home and

Stay there for a Year or Two until the "Air" cools down a bit so you can safely (without looking over your shoulder every few seconds) return.

As for the Lady. Again, see if she can get on a plane out of the Phils on any pretext at all. Get her to your Country.

And keep her there until she gives birth. After that, well she better apply for a Permanent Residency VISA. And as for you, just kick yourself hard in the shins until it bleeds to remind you what a dumb fuck you were.

Now, if the Lady is one of 80% who has a Filipino husband who is a total fucking loser. No worry; he is mostlikely long gone and has little recollection of his wife. SHould he arrive on the scene he can be dealt with in various ways, including handing hims a wad of cash and telling him that Angeles City has the "best *hores for his (newfound) money. Setting hims up with a string of street pros for a couple thousand pesos will work also. For the other ways to resolve this, get your checkbook open as I charge for Serious Resolutions to Problems.

The story of the Brit and the lovely, MARRIED Filipina from 2005 was on National Geographic,"Locked Up Abroad". This dvd can be purchased from National Geographic and it IS MONEY WELL SPENT. If you are KORIPOT, I have no fucking use for you so you can fuck up as you please. DO remember, it cost the British Guy a $ 10, 000 US "Consulting Fee" to certain Individuals in __________ to get her and himself out of the Philippines. I am not sure of the cost of this dvd but I believe it is a little less than $ 10, 000. Oh, and he paid a few thousand dollars (not pesos) in legal fees to a very prominent Filipino Attorney. This guy earned his money and then some. Especailly when the Husband's thugs tried to kill all three of them.

Dragon Slayer

[Great Muta]

By the way, thanks for all of your great information especially about how Filipino's can't divorce. I just saw that after making my post. That's something that I don't think anyone would even think of.