San Jose Club, Bars and Massage Parlors List

[The Dirty Pirate]

Plenty of strip clubs, they're called night clubs in Costa Rica. I like Pantera Rosa. 5000 colones cover, comes with 3 rail drinks. 2 beers or 2 sodas. Lap dances (chica drinks) are 5000 colones, and the private rooms are 15, 500 for 15 minutes. 31, 000 for 30. Lesbian show every Friday and Saturday. Don't throw your money on stage, don't have to do that in CR.

I would say avoid Hollywood, Tango India and I think Atlantis got closed down so no big deal there. Might as well avoid D'pelufos as well it's super Tico. It can be fun but I only go with Ticos. If anyone else can add some clip joints to this list to avoid as well.

I don't have a map for you though, sorry.

[BogieMaker]

I went to CR about 3 years ago and I got a link to map with all the massage parlors and pretty much everything in town on it. Does anyone know where to get a map like this again? I will be in town with 3 buddies on Aug 3. Looking for MPs during the day. And some good strip clubs. I didn't go to one strip club when I was there. Do they exist? Help me out with any links to a map of some sort.

Thanks,

GS

I will be in San Jose the first time Labor Day weekend and I have been working on a San Jose map using Google maps so I can have the maps on my phone and use the GPS and etc. I have decided to share the map for others to use. I will be staying at the Sportsmens Lodge so I have only added those places that are in walking distance from the hotel.

https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid...5ab0e0b6&msa=0

This is not original work and all credit goes to person who created the map at http://adultcostarica.net/

[Lowkey1]

I went to CR about 3 years ago and I got a link to map with all the massage parlors and pretty much everything in town on it. Does anyone know where to get a map like this again? I will be in town with 3 buddies on Aug 3. Looking for MPs during the day. And some good strip clubs. I didn't go to one strip club when I was there. Do they exist? Help me out with any links to a map of some sort.

Thanks,

GS

[The Dirty Pirate]

Can you take chicas out of the MPs like HLH and New Fantasy and bring them back to your hotel? If so, how much?

You just need to ask them for their phone number and if they will do it. Usually 30, 000 colones will get the job done for sure but certainly shoot for less.

[Canyon]

There are dozens of MPs in San Jose. Hotel Little Havana, New Fantasy, Relax and Bar Idem, to name a few. Spend some time perusing this board and others, utilizing the "search" function. Your chances of getting a true massage at any of these places is slight, but you will get laid! I do not know of any MPs outside of San Jose.

Can you take chicas out of the MPs like HLH and New Fantasy and bring them back to your hotel? If so, how much?

[The Dirty Pirate]

Alright Pirate Club we get it, you have drink deals a lot, how about less spam and more interaction. Tell us about your chicas who cares about the booze.

[Singlesingle1]

There are dozens of MPs in San Jose. Hotel Little Havana, New Fantasy, Relax and Bar Idem, to name a few. Spend some time perusing this board and others, utilizing the "search" function. Your chances of getting a true massage at any of these places is slight, but you will get laid! I do not know of any MPs outside of San Jose.

Okay! Thank you for your prompt answer. I will search as you suggested.

Rob

[Mr Jetsetter]

Hi everyone,

I ll be in Costa Rica next August and I am looking for some massage parlour in San Jose and around the country near the beaches.

If anyone can help me with some info (location-name-price-suggestion) I will appreciate it!

Thank you.

Rob

There are dozens of MPs in San Jose. Hotel Little Havana, New Fantasy, Relax and Bar Idem, to name a few. Spend some time perusing this board and others, utilizing the "search" function. Your chances of getting a true massage at any of these places is slight, but you will get laid! I do not know of any MPs outside of San Jose.

[Singlesingle1]

Hi everyone,

I ll be in Costa Rica next August and I am looking for some massage parlour in San Jose and around the country near the beaches.

If anyone can help me with some info (location-name-price-suggestion) I will appreciate it!

Thank you.

Rob

[Canyon]

What's the cost to take a chica out of the Pirate Club and bring her back to your hotel for a couple of hours?

[Keeper50]

Most of them (and there are quite a few) have way too much useless info. Like the man said, its basic info.

Thank you.

[MikeKelimir]

[QUOTE=The Dirty Pirate; 1283756]

I thought the same thing, for someone who lives in CR, pretty weak list. Not that I am going to take the time to type out a better one, LOL, New Fantasy is horrible.

Is Amistad better? Depends on if you are looking for higher quality talent or a sauna / steam. NF has always been at the top for me because of that. The relative pricing and selection has gone down, but that doesn't mean it's not a great place to relax with clients after a massage and discuss work inside the steam room. If they could up the talent there, it'd be great, but again, it has it's role there (for me anyway).

I specifically said that my list was very basic and the main reason I mentioned only NF and LH was because the first has showers / steam / sauna and the second has a nice small bar and good atmosphere. Amistad is good (probably better for talent) as are others, but I think the idea was just to give an idea of different places vs. Different girls. In all reality, the girls seems to move around like seasonal birds anyway. When I bring clients down, there are a dozen places we can go for girls, but new fantasy seems to be the one that has the sauna, LH the one with the most social bar, SL the one to watch a game, and DR to find girls en masse. Amistad is fine, but for me it'd just be a place to find "more girls than a typical spot." Nice, and in the top grouping, but again, my point wasn't to create an exhaustive list. There are a lot of those around.

[The Dirty Pirate]

[QUOTE=Psychman; 1283595]

It is a fantastic place to stay if you like a clubby type of enviornment- fantastic service. Room is in the back are fantastic. Frankly, Mike's list of hotels is a bit "curious" to me. La Amistad is a chica friendly gem one block from the Sportsmans (which has a lot of chicas in the evenings, BTW). I love the Amistad, as it does not feel like a hooker hotel but it 100% chica freindly. I hate staying a the Del Rey- the rooms are rip off and the proximity to the del rey chicas actaully encourages quick sessions.

Not sure why only the new fantasy and the HLH (which is great) were the only one's mentioned by someone who lives there. There are dozens of mid range MPs with talent as good as New Fantasy, which many of us find over rated and overprices, with tons of upsell. You won't get upsell at Kama Sutra, Oasis, VIPs, ect.

I have always found Le Grillon to be the best strip club.

I thought the same thing, for someone who lives in CR, pretty weak list. Not that I am going to take the time to type out a better one, LOL, New Fantasy is horrible. They have 2 pricing structures and Ticos only pay about 20 bucks for what costs a Gringo 55. The girl doesn't get the extra money neither from what I have been told.

Last time I was there the girls pricing difference between dollars and colones was so far off I attempted to walk out of the room and the girl broke down immediately and I ended up paying 10 mil for a half hour versus 28! How she was converting 35 dollars to 28, 000 colones (55 bucks) is beyond me. Add to that most of them have sour attitudes, upcharge for every single thing you could imagine, condoms included (who the fuck takes condoms to a brothel, that is like taking sand to the beach).

[Psychman]

[QUOTE=Canyon; 1283559]

Hey guys. I've been on the site quite a bit over the last couple years, but never really posted.

I've been living here for several years now. For those of you who are visiting San Jose for the first time, here are some thoughts on the basics. You will find a LOT more than what I mention here, but these are the places that seem to make every list and that have been around the longest. I've used this as the "intro" for the 50 or so people who've come to visit / party over the years, and this list has never let me do.

Mike: Very good report. You mentioned the Sportsmen's Lodge as a good place to eat, drink and meet girls, but you didn't give your opinion of the hotel. How is it as a place to stay?

It is a fantastic place to stay if you like a clubby type of enviornment- fantastic service. Room is in the back are fantastic. Frankly, Mike's list of hotels is a bit "curious" to me. La Amistad is a chica friendly gem one block from the Sportsmans (which has a lot of chicas in the evenings, BTW). I love the Amistad, as it does not feel like a hooker hotel but it 100% chica freindly. I hate staying a the Del Rey- the rooms are rip off and the proximity to the del rey chicas actaully encourages quick sessions.

Not sure why only the new fantasy and the HLH (which is great) were the only one's mentioned by someone who lives there. There are dozens of mid range MPs with talent as good as New Fantasy, which many of us find over rated and overprices, with tons of upsell. You won't get upsell at Kama Sutra, Oasis, VIPs, ect.

I have always found Le Grillon to be the best strip club.

[Canyon]

[QUOTE=MikeKelimir; 1279748]Hey guys. I've been on the site quite a bit over the last couple years, but never really posted.

I've been living here for several years now. For those of you who are visiting San Jose for the first time, here are some thoughts on the basics. You will find a LOT more than what I mention here, but these are the places that seem to make every list and that have been around the longest. I've used this as the "intro" for the 50 or so people who've come to visit / party over the years, and this list has never let me do.

Mike: Very good report. You mentioned the Sportsmen's Lodge as a good place to eat, drink and meet girls, but you didn't give your opinion of the hotel. How is it as a place to stay?