San Jose Club, Bars and Massage Parlors List

[BlackBeard1970]

Will be visiting in near future, could someone suggest some bars, pensions or parlors that are open on Sundays.

[Adast]

Visited Relax MP on Calle 11 between avenidas 8 and 10. Directly opposite of the Idem Bar which is on the other side of the street. Somehow hidden entrance but showing a visible Abierto sign. You enter and a few pretty smiling girls surround you. On Friday evening around 5 pm 4 not too slim girls but all pretty. Today Saturday around 3 or 4 pm found one of them perfect, slim, 10. Name is Sophia. Had only half hour time, 13 k. Left very happy.

Open on Sundays as well.

Girl shows you to the upper floor where you pay her. Didn't use the shower on the floor. Rooms ok, look quite clean. No shower in the room.

Would recommend.

[World Travel 69]

I restored the Map.

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Copy this into Google Earth.

San Jose, Costa Rica.Kmz.

[Jimmy Di]

To the next-to-last poster: Calling Mnica's a 'massage parlor' is like spraying perfume on a hog. It is a straight-up, flat-out *****house. There is no 'room fee' as the room is included in the price. Last I heard the price for an hour of sex was 20,000 colones.

To Jimmy Di: I would say that the strip clubs are safe to visit in terms of nothing bad will happen to you while you are in the club. Some of them are in dangerous neighborhoods. And, what you propose to do by bringing a GF there is very uncommon, will be considered strange, and might make you a target. You're going to want to be extra careful when leaving the clubs, and may want to have a driver wait for you. I am thinking from your posts that you can afford this, and it would be good insurance.

Whether the dancers can leave depends on the individual clubs, and I can't speak to the bar fines. Very few of these women will speak any English, by the way. Don't know if that's an issue for you or not.

I know that bringing my GF into a strip club is usually not common. In Thailand and the Philippines, it's somewhat normal, but I can see that in some places, ie: San Jose, maybe not so. Also, the Spanish language part of it is not a problem.

Thanks for your wisdom.

[Dickhead]

To the next-to-last poster: Calling Mónica's a 'massage parlor' is like spraying perfume on a hog. It is a straight-up, flat-out *****house. There is no 'room fee' as the room is included in the price. Last I heard the price for an hour of sex was 20,000 colones.

To Jimmy Di: I would say that the strip clubs are safe to visit in terms of nothing bad will happen to you while you are in the club. Some of them are in dangerous neighborhoods. And, what you propose to do by bringing a GF there is very uncommon, will be considered strange, and might make you a target. You're going to want to be extra careful when leaving the clubs, and may want to have a driver wait for you. I am thinking from your posts that you can afford this, and it would be good insurance.

Whether the dancers can leave depends on the individual clubs, and I can't speak to the bar fines. Very few of these women will speak any English, by the way. Don't know if that's an issue for you or not.

[Jimmy Di]

My GF and I sometimes like to go to strip clubs to check the dancers out and take them back to our hotel. Are the strip clubs in SJ safe to visit and are the girls allowed to leave? Is there a bar fine to pay?

Thanks much.

[PepolesBuddy]

Someone mentioned 360 and Monica pension. What third do you all suggest. I don't want to browse more than 3. Also. Is there a room fee at the MPs? If so, what's the average prices?

[Barryy123]

Going back a few days, after a few weeks running around the country I needed a Massage.

Hotel Diana has a big banner that says "$20 Massage". Open 24 hours.

So, I thought I could use a massage with a happy finish.

I took a pill.

I laid down on my stomach, she started on my feet and worked her way up.

I dozed off. She said turn over, I did an had a big one, she covered it with a towel.

She did my front and then said finished. I asked no completo?, she was out the door.

So, what do I do? The closest place is Musa or Pension Malibu..

Unlucky with Hotel Diana. I visited Costa Rica back in July 2013 and l happen to get a massage at Hotel Diana.

I had gotten a massage in Jaco a few days earlier at a shop next to the Subway store by a curvy looking young Latina with a very pretty face. I was hoping for a Tug but l chickened out asking.

I randomly ventured into Hotel Diana a few days later and l was greeted by none other than the same curvy Latina!

This time l inquired about a Tug from the start and she proceeded to jerk me off twice in the 40 minute massage, l was a horny teenager. She was very sexy. I was less experienced in those days so l didn't inquire about any extras.

It was an experience l'll remember for a while and one of my first punting experiences.

[World Travel 69]

New Fantasy Pension, Avenida 9, between Calles 7 and 9, (Gringos). 15 Masajistas. Prices: US $35 30 min. , US $50 hour, with use of the sauna, steam room and shower room alone. Tel: (506) 2221-4916. Hours: Monday to Saturday. 9 am to 9 pm, Sunday 10 am to 7 pm. Email: newfantasycr@yahoo.com www.newfantasy.net https://www.facebook.com/New-Fantasy-150707248332960/.

Josephine's Night Club Nicole, Avenida 9 and Calle 4, next to Pension 360. __ Dancers. Prices: Cover c2 k, includes 1 drink, c18 k 20 min. , c23 k 30 min. , c38 k hour. Tel: 222-2256. Hours: _.

360 San Jose, Avenida 9 #360, between Calles 2 and 4, next to Josephine's Night Club Nicole. Bath rooms with hot water, vip room, rooms with bathtub. __ Chicas. Prices: c11 k 30 min. , c15 k hour. Tel: 83 86 49 24. Hours: Monday to Saturday 10 am to 8 pm, Sundays from 12 noon to 6 pm. http://www.forodecostarica.com/salas...nsiones-ticas/.

Krysis Massage Parlor, Avenida 7, between Calles 2 and 4, 956'14"and 844'44"W 6-7 Masajistas. Prices: US $40 hour. Tel: (506) _ Hours: 10 am to 11 pm. http://www.latintravelvip.com/san-jose/krysis-spa/.

Pension Jet Set, Avenida 7 #70E, between Calle Central Alfredo Volio and Calle 2, 75 meters from Night Club Alcasar, on the corner of Calle 2. 3+ Masajistas. Prices: c10k 30 min., c20k hour. Tel: ______. Hours: 10 am to ___.

Lipstick Night Club (Olympvs), Calle Central Alfredo Volio and Avenida 7 across the street from the Alcasar Night Club. __ Dancers. Prices: Cover c5 k (includes 2 drinks) $20/ dance. Tel: 223-7640. Hours: __ pm to _ http://www.latintravelvip.com/san-jo...ck-night-club/ https://www.facebook.com/Lipstick-ni...8942163223297/.

Musas, Avenida 7 #319, between Calles 3 and 3 A. 3+ Masajistas: Clean, professional. Prices: Cover c500, includes a drink, c12 k 30 min. , c18 hour, BBBJ + c5000. Tel: _ Hours: Closes at 8 pm. Comments: Very unobvious, glass window and door front with only a buzzer at door.

This area is not the best. I could not walk fast enough to get out of the area:

Casa Portugueza, Calle 6, between Avenidas 3 and near 5. 6-8 Masajistas. Prices: Room c6 k, US $14 30 min. , c__ hour. Tel: _ Hours: _ Not recommended after 3 pm in this area.

Mansion Pension, Calle 6, between Avenidas 3 and 5. 6-8 Masajistas. Prices: Room c6 k, c2,8 k BBBJ, US $14 30 min. , c10 k hour. Tel: _ Hours: _ Not recommended after 3 pm in this area.

Pension Paramount, Calle 6, between Avenidas 3 and 5. 6-8 Masajistas. Prices: Room c6 k, c8 k 30 min. , c12 k hour. Tel: _ Hours: _ Not recommended after 3 pm in this area.

Lilliam, Calle 6, between Avenidas 3 and 5. 6-8 Masajistas. Prices: Room c6 k, US $14 30 min. , c12 k hour. Tel: _ Hours: _ Not recommended after 3 pm in this area.

[World Travel 69]

I thought I took a photo of Relax, but I can not find it. It is across the street from Idem.

1. Pension Sala de Citas Relax, Calle 11, between Avenidas 8 and 10, across from IDEM. 10-15 Masajistas. Prices: c12 k 30 min. , c18 k hour. Tel: _ Hours: Noon to 8 pm Monday to Saturday.

2. Pension 828 IDEM (CRT Discount), Calle 11, between Avenidas 8 and 10, clean, friendly, professionally managed, with excellent quality control. 12-20 Masajistas in the 6-10 range. Prices: c__k 30 min. , c31 k-36 k hour upstairs rooms, 35 k hour downstairs a / see rooms. $40+ Tuesday & Thursday Noon to 2 pm. Tel: 506-222-3352. Hours: 3 pm to midnight, Monday to Saturday, Closed Sundays.

3. Pension Illusions 1081, Calle 9 between Avenidas 8 and 10 (Av. San Martin), S. E. Sign out front. 6-7 Masajistas in the 5-6 range, that are very doable. Prices: US $24 30 min. , US $36 hour. Tel: _ Hours: Opens 10 am to _.

4. Pension 69 Bar, Avenida 10 between Calles 11 and 13.5 Masajistas. Prices: c13 k 30 min. , c18 k hour. Tel: 2222-0255/8367-0976. Hours: 10 am to 12 pm. https://pension69cr.wordpress.com/.

5. Sala Criss, Calle 13, corner of Avenida 10 A, yellow building. 5 Masajistas. Prices: c12 k 30 min. , c16 k hour. Tel: _ Hours: _.

6. La Mansion, Avenida 16 at Calle 9 A, between Calle 11 and Transversal 9 next door to the Pension Erotica #3. 6 Masajistas. Prices: c12 k 30 min. , c__k hour. Tel: _ Hours: 10 am to _.

7. Pension Erotica #3, Calle 9 A at Avenida 16 (Paseo de LOS Estudiantes) between Calle 11 and Transversal 9, next door to the La Mansion. 4 Masajistas. Prices: c12 k 30 min. , c18 k hour. Tel: 2222-1015. Hours:10 am to _.

1. Pantera Rosa, (Pink Panther) (CRT Discount), Calle 9, 10 meters South of Avenida 14, just past the fork (Transversal 9) in Paseo de LOS Estudiantes, about 9 or 10 blocks from HDR. 5+ Dancers. Prices: Free entry and 1 drink with CRT card, or you $10 Cover charge, includes 2 beers or 3 rail drinks, c5 k Dancers drinks, includes Lap dance. Rooms in the back, US $36 20 min. , US $48 30 min. Tel: 2223-1780. Hours: 10:30 pm to 5:00 am. It gets hot around Midnight. http://clubpanterarosacr.com/.

[World Travel 69]

One of the first places I looked for was an old I visited many years ago.

I had it on the list wrong:

Centro de Masajes, Calle 4 between Avenidas 2 and 4, blue lights on the stairs. It is a small place with showers and attentive female masseuses. 5 Masajistas. Prices: c10 k 30 min. , c26 k hour. Tel: _ Hours: 10 to _.

And in the same area:

1. Pension Erotica, Calle 4 between Avenidas 8 and 10. 5+ Masajistas. Prices: 8c 30 min., c16k hour. Tel: _____. Hours: 10 am to ___.

2. Pension Monica, Calle 4, between Avenidas 8 and 10. 4-5 Chicas. Prices: c__k 30 min., c20k hour. Tel: ___. Hours: 10 am to ___, open Sundays.

3. Pension Miramar, Calle 2, between Avenidas 10 and 12. 3-5 Masajistas. Prices: c10k 30 min., c16k hour. Tel: _____. Hours: 10 am to __.

2. Miss Caribe, Calle 2, between Avenidas 8 and 10, (Tico Strip Club). Sometimes crowded, with 3 televisions (one big screen) playing pornographic movies. __ Dancers. Prices: Cover charge, but you can exchange the ticket for a drink. Tel: ______. Hours: ___.

3. Arcadas, Calle 2, S.E. corner between Avenidas 8 and 10, (Tico Strip Club). 12+ Dancers. Prices: Cover 2,000c, Beer 1,100c, Dancers drinks c5,000, Dancers c12k 30 min., c300 condom. Tel: 2233-3869. Hours: 8 till late, the best time is after 10 pm. Open Sundays. Comments: Can get crowded with Ticos on weekends.

4. Molino Rojo (Vips #2), Avenida 10 and Calle 2, (Tico Strip Club). __ Dancers. Prices: c__ 30 min., after 11pm c12k 30 min. Tel: 2222-4706. Hours: 8 pm to really late, Sundays. Best time is after 12 pm.
Comments: Sometimes nice looking girls come real late, after some of the other places start closing.

[World Travel 69]

Copy this into Google Earth.

San Jose, Costa Rica.Kmz.

[World Travel 69]

Going back a few days, after a few weeks running around the country I needed a Massage.

Hotel Diana has a big banner that says "$20 Massage". Open 24 hours.

So, I thought I could use a massage with a happy finish.

I took a pill.

I laid down on my stomach, she started on my feet and worked her way up.

I dozed off. She said turn over, I did an had a big one, she covered it with a towel.

She did my front and then said finished. I asked no completo?, she was out the door.

So, what do I do? The closest place is Musa or Pension Malibu.

I have not been to Malibu, so I went there.

There was only one chica available, Candy.

We went upstairs, I paid my c12 k.

I said I like Candy. Got undressed, laid on the bed and asked if I could Chupar her, she said more money. Then I asked her to Chupar me sin condum, she said more money.

On goes the condum, I said Chupar now, she said more money.

So, she used her hand until I was ready to put it in.

I finished fast.

I think I should call her Salty.

[World Travel 69]

Slight Changes.

The last one had the wrong date. It should have been 5-21.

The PDF has been updated.

[World Travel 69]

1. Pension Jet Set, Avenida 11, between Calles 1 and 3, next door to VIP's Club/Taberna.
6 Masajistas. Prices: US$20 30 min. Tel: _____. Hours: Monday to Saturday 9 am to 10 pm.

I stopped by on my back to my hotel from checking out other places.

I said I would be back soon after I take my Viagra.

At the hotel took the pill and waited until I was ready.

Well It started to thunder and rain like hell.

I was ready, but had to wait until the rain stopped. It did not stop, so I put on my poncho and got wet.

There were about three or so chicas at around 4 pm. I took a Nica chica; bad, I forgot her name.

We had a good time. I got her off with a little DATY. She was happy, because not to many guys know how to do it right, so she said. I asked to pay me, she laughed.

I paid the c12 k for 30 minutes, plus c3 k for BBBJ.

The place is interesting because like the bar next door; Vips Club the bar is on the left and the rooms or pension is on the right.

But here in this bar there are three big half round windows looking into the Pension area.

You can see who walks in and out and some chicas walking around.

I had a beer, left and walked in next door.

1. VIP's Club or Taberna VIP's 1, Calle 3 and Avenida 11, NW corner, (Tico Bar).
15 Dancers. Prices: Cover charge, but you can exchange the ticket for a drink. There are a few seats at the bar and a few small tables and music. U$30 30 min. Tel: 2223-7110. Hours: Noon to Late, Open Sundays. Hints: Best time 7 pm to 10 pm. http://www.latintravelvip.com/san-jose/taverna-vips/

Vips Club not open until late, but I talked to the chica working there. She said about 15 chicas worked there.

The place looked nice and clean.

Like I said there are two doors, the bar on the left and the pension / rooms on the right.