Identifying Transvestites

[Happy Bigamist]

To be Honest I didn't read what you wrote in full. ..However my reading of the Forum rules suggests that sexual acts that are not between man and women are not to be discussed as this is not a forum for guys who like guys or at least not full women.

I would respectfully suggest in future you read reports in full before flaming. And, while you're at it, read the name of the thread. You might also have a look at your own quirky posts. Jackson started this thread because almost any time a photo is uploaded, dickheads question whether it is a shemale or female. Many others ask about how to avoid shemales. I am adding my contribution and I see nothing funny in it. A quick read of Pattaya News shows these creatures are not funny. They are forever up on assault and battery charges. Some of this may be scapegoating the way Spaniards blame Moroccans for eveything. But a lot of it is not. Crime is a male thing and these shemale dudes are males.

Others have warned about Adam's apples. But the richer or crazier ones have them removed. And lots of guys - and most middle aged farangs - don't have pronounced Adam's apples. Your advice runs: if you end up sucking a dick, it is a shemale. My advice says: do your homewok, take your time and look for all problems, the biggest of which is bait and switch shemales. Those who follow my advice can rest easy after dumping their load into a LBFM.

I have found this thread useful. It confirms me in my abhorrence of these people. I still squirm thinking of the report of artificial pussies the doctor wrote. I find any advice steering me clear of guys who would put themselves through that shit very useful. I don't need the stress.

I don't need this stress either. I have a few freebies lined up over the next few days and then I am off on an extended P4P. All females, all young, all willing. They like me. I don't know why as I treat them like shit. But others must treat them worse.

Bionicman: Well spotted. I have a slightly different take on this. Just as with female escorts, I figure a lot of this is pimps saturating the market with false gimmicks and free ads. I have a good friend is a driver for female escorts. Their customers order the basic package until they see the bombshells. Then they fork over all the cash they have for extras. The women are tough as nails and much more ruthless than the LBFMs. He thought he had been round the block till he met them.

I guess what I am getting at is these types of threads are very useful in pointing out the dangers. Knowledge is all we have and, thinking over this, I figure the best places to stay are those that ban ladyboys and similar potential trouble makers.

It is impossible to ignore the Pink dollar in Pattaya and Jomtien as it is so powerful there. Though it cannot be ignored, it can be avoided. And that is the main lesson of this thread.

[M P Lurker]

I had two posts in a row, one of which you quoted in full. This thread is to help identify transexuals/.transvestites and I think my two posts have helped a lot in that.

To be Honest I didn't read what you wrote in full. A small amount was puke material already to me.

You may be trying to be satirically funny, and some may even enojoy it.
However my reading of the Forum rules suggests that sexual acts that are not between man and women are not to be discussed as this is not a forum for guys who like guys or at least not full women.

Jackson can correct me if I'm wrong. Perhaps its not my job to warn people about the rules.

[BionicMan]

Check this creature out. Unless this is a photoshop job, which I strongly suspect, there are a lot of weird guys out there.

http://london.craigslist.org/ers/399495798.html

If this creature is nt a ticking time bomb, what is? This psecimen is useful as it shows what depraved sickos are out there. Assuming it isn ot a photoshop job.

Indeed, HB, that looks unreal!
the forearm is even smaller than the "tool", so I would not even take that into consideration as a sign of how pervert people might be.
The only perversion is in the building up that image, lol.
All the rest is so unreal and nonsense...
My fuel for the thoughts.

[Happy Bigamist]

I had two posts in a row, one of which you quoted in full. This thread is to help identify transexuals/.transvestites and I think my two posts have helped a lot in that.

First off, I gave a link to a freak who is selling itself/herself in London. I am unsure if this is a photoshop job or not. No matter, there are groups want to get you into freaky situations. I do not want to be in the same vicinity of fraks like this or anyone who frequents these freaks as I don't need the hassle.

The only place I have seen anything like this is Bangkok and Pattaya. Judging from Craigslist and from the relevant parts of Bangkok and Pattaya, there is plenty of demand for grotesque creatures like this.

The problem for readers of this site is the lineball decisions, the oes who may or may not be TGs/TVs/GGs. My solution and the one you object to is very simple and is best done in stages. First, stay away from their feeding grounds. That includes Nana Parking lot, the dark late nighte spots of Sukhumvit Road and Beach Road, Boyztown etc. Then, if you are in a mixed place with a dubious specimen, be sober and ask leading questions. There is no other way and you should not pretend otherwise.
Many hotels ban ladyboys because they are magpies. But many others, short time places in particular, will leave them in and will side with the home team against you. When we consider that the pink dolar is bigger than the straight one in Pattaya, this should be obvious.

The two most lucrative sex areas in Pattaya are around Boyztown and the area off Walking St catering to the gays and straight Arabs. So, if you go into that area, the ladyboys, not you, are the house. The best advice, when in doubt, is to follow my advice. Stay sober, talk dirty and bail out if they are on for dirty sex. Any other advice most likely will lead to something you don't want to report here.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[M P Lurker]

Examine the pink, more than the card, which might be a forgery or a friend’s. Plus unless you speak Thai, the ladyboy and receptionist will fox you (assuming the place is ladyboy friendly).

You should also think why you object to ladyboys. If it is penis envy or a fear of being thought effeminate, just watch out first. Pattaya’s gay quarter is huge and much more profitable than the straight sector. Guys are traveling from all over the world to be pumped by these chicks with dicks. Many of the ladyboys make more than the girls and the Tiffany’s types often have to hire replacements to keep up with the thriving demand for their dicks.

If you stay sober, if you have a good hotel, if you chat to them first, if you inquire about anal, golden and [CodeWord135] before picking them up, you will soon know if you will eat fuck meat or be fuck meat.

Happy BigAmissed,

Please read the rules of this Forum. You could easily be banned from the Forum for your last post. This thread is about Ladyboy AVOIDANCE only.
We don't want to read the sickening sruff you posted.

[PinkPearl]

I hadn't thought of this but, in the news today, I see the national identity card shows the person's birth sex and, as people are supposed to be carrying their card at all times, here is a way to identify a transgendered person without sticking your nose into their privates looking for scars or caressing their throats looking for a suspicious adam's apple.

Exactly what on the card should we look for to identify a ladyboy?

I assume the card is in Thai.

[Happy Bigamist]

I was reading those who have recently had their dicks removed and replaced with pussies are often very shy of their new holes. They give you a blow job and then insert your dick in when it is hard. So always insist on seeing the **** first.
Old hookers always like to give you a scrubdown first to examine your dick for disease tracks. Maybe examine her **** in advance for cock marks. As those operations are very expensive by Thai standards, "she" would have to be in a more upmarket joint to recoup her investment. so always insist on plenty of lights on foreplay. Also tell her you think she is a ladyboy and ask for anal. Moves like that give the game away.

[Animby]

I hadn't thought of this but, in the news today, I see the national identity card shows the person's birth sex and, as people are supposed to be carrying their card at all times, here is a way to identify a transgendered person without sticking your nose into their privates looking for scars or caressing their throats looking for a suspicious adam's apple.

Now the bad news: they are discussing legislation to change this and allow post-surgical people to change their assigned gender on their ID cards.

[M P Lurker]

If not, you might have to change your name from ML to DL.

Nice one mate :-) I'm glad you abbreviated it to sound nicer to the ears.
I never could bring myself to order that drink C. S. Cowboy, but luckily they say its a ladies drink really with very swweet butterscotch.
Now a "long hard screw against the wall" is something (a drink) that can be ordered without too much embarassment.

[Happy Bigamist]

Can hormones cause big nipples to grow?

Hormones make the dick shrink. The wiser and deadlier tgs will get implants and God knows what else done to them so big nipples are not a signal. Look at the monsters selling themselves on craigslist to verify that.

That bring me to Minimus' point. Lots of these tgs are much bigger, tougher and "manlier" than us. They have seriously crossed wires. There are guys built like Mike Tyson and with the attitude of Mike Tyspn who regard themselves as women. Now, if that is not dangerous territory, what is?

[Minimus]

Just how good are tgs at kickboxing? Not that I personally want to find out but inquiring minds etc.

I'll start off by saying there are a hell of a lot of people who will find out this first hand before ME, but in Pattaya last month I was reading one of the city tourism guides. One of the stories, dealt with the topic of this thread and the author told a story how years before took a kathoey home and didn't find out until a very passionate moment.

Apparently the author said the wrong thing and despite being trained in martial arts, got kicked in the head 3 times by his erstwhile lover before he knew what was going on and before he was able to respond with a kick that he said meant business.

Man I love Pattaya. Can you think of any other city (perhaps outside of Angeles) that would have an article advising how to avoid taking a LB when you inevitably sleep with a hooker?

[Piper1]

I believe in very careful examination of pussy before licking it to be sure it cannot be fake.

If not, you might have to change your name from ML to DL.

[M P Lurker]

Loads of issues attached to this. Surely, transsexuals are in a true fix. What is important to me, is how for gods sake can I differentiate the true from fake. Truth is, one cannot. It also does not help that in wicked Thai society katoys are often celebrated. The more feminine they look, the better.

I am quite sure that many of us engaged (unknowingly) with katoys.

JB

I don't know about others but I nearly went with one by accident some years ago when trying to get 2 girls. Only one was genuine. Fortunately relized the mistake on the way to my Hotel so quickly cancelled and wouldn't explain why.

What I don't quite understand is what sort of man wants a Gatoey regularly?
Is he a bi-sexual or what? I mean most of us are conditioned to be repulsed by a guy, with or without the dick.

I believe in very careful examination of pussy before licking it to be sure it cannot be fake.

Sex with the lights very low is a real bad idea.

I like girls with baby stretch marks . It helps to be sure.

Can hormones cause big nipples to grow?

[Animby]

really when you look at the big picture, any wg, tg, whatever over this part of the world is a warehouse for exotic and erotic diseases. lets face it, these diseases don't discriminate.

huh? exotic, maybe. i’m an old doc with a lot of experience in “exotic” diseases (i’ve worked in some odd countries) and i like a disease that is interesting and challenging. but i have yet to find one i considered erotic! (i remember in med school thinking how erotic it would be do to do my gynecology rotation. trust me, it was not!)

any prostitute anywhere in the world, not just thailand, dan, is going to bring a wheel-of-fortune opportunity to encounter all sorts of nasties from an itchy crotch to drug resistant tb. i remember when we were all so worried we might catch herpes! front cover of time, for heaven’s sake. now, hiv, hepb. your chances may be “better” to come in contact with these things in the developing world but you can easily find them home-grown, too. and that’s why, elsewhere on this forum, we find continual advice to follow safe sex guidelines and withering reproach to the members who ride bareback into canyon country.

i suspect the bigamist meant because the ladyboys traditionally occupy a world of backstreet and alley sensuality with little or no worries about safe sex, they become repositories for bacterial and viral deadlies. but, tit: this is thailand. the rules are different here. i have no studies, no statistics at my fingertips but i do have observations and my observation is that ladyboys are pretty well accepted here. i suspect they frequent back alleys no more than other prostitutes do and i suspect they, as a group, can get pretty much the same good medical care as any working girl.

the prevalence of stds in a population is usually a function of promiscuity, i.e. the more you screw the more likely you are to be infected. ergo, it might seem since more females serve as prostitutes they would provide the best chances for contracting a drippy dick. however, there is a perception that ladyboys are less likely to use protection or seek medical care. i’m not sure that’s true, anymore. i doubt you’ll find many hookers in this country – male or female – who will say no if you demand a no condom entry.

i will not judge anyone’s sexual preferences. (not true: i have a hard time with ****s.) but i will say: if your choice is male or female, clinic clean or garbage pale dirty, barely legal or approaching retirement – wear a condom! while not foolproof, there is no single thing you can do, other than practice abstinence, that will protect you more. end of sermon.

[DanTheMan]

No I didn't reciprocate. Its not my thing. I did it out of curiosity, and thats been quelled.

Really when you look at the big picture, any WG, TG, whatever over this part of the world is a warehouse for exotic and erotic diseases. Lets face it, these diseases don't discriminate.